Massage Parlor Reports

[LostLimit]

Checked out lulu on Sunday, 2nd floor. Was told by a reg that she was 25, skinny and tall. She was skinny and tall alright, but not 25. More like 35. Face was a 5 at best. Body was nicely petite though. I didn't go through with it since her face didn't attract me so headed upstairs to see who was working.

Short Chinese,27 yo, name Julie. I wouldn't say she is fat, more like curvy, about 5'0. Face was cute especially when she smiled. Paid for the hr probably should've stick with hhr. Gave me a light massage rub while we chatted. I flipped over aft3 r 10 minute since didn't feel like the massage helped. Paid her $ for the deed. CBJ was mediocre. Not enough suction. Couldn't get me hard. Needed a HJ before she mounted me and switched to Mish.

Finished and left in about hhr. She has a pleasant attitude and I would say adorable face when she smiles.

Works today and Tuesday then leaving fo4 Whittier and OC.

[DrCulo]

Amy on the 3rd floor also goes by Megumi. She explained to me she's half Chinese half Japanese, so that's why she can speak the 3 languages. I can't recall if she can also speak Cantonese, but her English is quite good. She will also give a good massage before and after the extras, and she doesn't rush. Will even kiss if she likes you.

[Spongee62]

For those of you who know about Cindy's joint, you'll know it's moved a few places here and there and where it's landed now. If not, Seniors who post reviews can PM me. Really, this place isn't worth asking about anymore. All ATF's are gone and it's about as dead as Meng's. But sure doesn't stop me from visiting Meng's, Royal, or Cindy's just to see if there's any life to the old place. It's really worse than dead, it's literally undead as only ghouls roam the places now.

Amy at Cindy's seemed like a new prospect with possibilities. Turned out to be a dud for the moment, but a couple of fuckshit funny weirdness happened so I might as well post about it.

L 8 with a mask, 6. 5 to 7 without. Not too bad, but looks is simply not enough. Especially if you're in the 6. 5 to 7 range. Body is about a 7. 5 from far, but once you start peeling off some OTC to UTC, the temperature drops down to 6. 5 mighty fast.

A 8 at the door, but when you realize that she's just all business, like a shark, by the end of the session, a 6. 5 is generous.

S 7 HJ, 1 for everything else. Started off with a half decent massage. It's not great, but it's supposed to be a massage. Minimal teasing. Until getting close, and she'll do some nice tease moves while you're face down. On the flip, she pretends that it's still a real massage until you grab her ass and then it's on. Quick splash of dressing on the Jr and it's off to the races with a HJ. Her hands are rough, like she's been assembling sandpaper by hand. On the first visit, she hinted on more service being available. So on the second visit, I said let's go with the extra service. She pointed at her VJ and said that it's period day. Right. So I pointed at her mouth and she said she wanted 120. WTF. I told her it's only worth 60. She said no. I said I'll go as high as 80 if it's fucking good. She said ok but tip first. I told her I can tip after, but she said no. Dragged my pants to the table and had me rummage on the spot. Upon tipping, she left the room for stuff. I wondered for what, because Cindy's joint doesn't keep rubbers on the premises. Amy came back all sly and everything, and the next thing I know, she's wrapping my dick up in a blue nitrile glove. WTF. Ok, so that's a first. I thought I'd give her a shot, who knows maybe it's good shit. So here's my dick in a blue glove and she's blowing me. I don't know. Between not feeling a goddamn thing and me not trying to laugh at my own predicament, I just told her after a few minutes that babe, this shit isn't going to work. I told her she better start BBBJ or else, I'm going to fuck this joint up for her collecting 80 from me for this joke. She calmed me down and told me she'll give me some money back. Ok. Fine. Sandpaper HJ with her top up. Decent sized tits with firmness and big nipples, but the shape of the titties are just odd so they didn't turn me on. Splashed a finale all over the place.

E 40 hr + 80 tip - 20 tip refund. Another first. Never ended up getting a tip refund before in this hobby.

RR Wouldn't recommend, at least with the service at hand. If the whole period shtick actually ends and turns up to something nice, it's a maybe. Repeat? Again, just to find out of the period thing was a gimmick. Overall, Cindy's place is now a joke. No masseuses worth seeing there.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. 😇128513; I genuinely had a good laugh when I read "blue nitrile glove". I remember when the saran wrap condoms were kinda popular. I think an 18 yo would have a hard time with a "blue nitrile glove". !!

[LostLimit]

What a fraud this place is, it's a hoax remember going there a few months ago because I heard of this "Japanese lady " open the door and I ask for Japanese girl working she says yes, turns out amy? Or I forgot her name was Japanese I begin talking to her in Japanese and clearly she can't speak it she's Chinese faking it. At this point I was played.

I didn't find her attractive enough to bang her. No where close to the goddess of fucks Pepsi in ktown, so I asked for a HJ she got visibly upset and asked for FS I said no.

I blew and left and she asked if I had more money I said no but on the way out my wallet fell and money came out LOL and I left asap and she yelled from the top of the building to where my car is hey you pay more! I gave her the bird and left. What a hoax that place is and people who boast she is Japanese don't know the difference between rain and a clear day.

Anyways good luck to you at Merced that's off my list.

Are you referring to Amy on the 2nd floor? Kinda old, skinny? I don't think she ever mentioned or hinted to me she was japanese. But she did try real hard to make me stay for FS. Too bad I wasn't really into old gals.

[TheOwner]

So sorry to hear that you don't think she's Japanese LOL. Her service has always been good in my opinion. She aims to please. If you get a flat tire she put air back in it and show you the stuff that leaked out the tire. I enjoy her kinky side lmao.

It's not me that doesn't think she's Japanese it's just facts, she isn't. Just throwing it out there to other folks. I knew better knowing that Chinese AMPs are out of sgv and gut was thinking why would there be a Japanese provider there but didn't listen and still went.

Anyways great you get superb service from that lady I just don't like her body 😅.

[SaltyDog]

What a fraud this place is, it's a hoax remember going there a few months ago because I heard of this "Japanese lady " open the door and I ask for Japanese girl working she says yes, turns out amy? Or I forgot her name was Japanese I begin talking to her in Japanese and clearly she can't speak it she's Chinese faking it. At this point I was played.

I didn't find her attractive enough to bang her. No where close to the goddess of fucks Pepsi in ktown, so I asked for a HJ she got visibly upset and asked for FS I said no.

I blew and left and she asked if I had more money I said no but on the way out my wallet fell and money came out LOL and I left asap and she yelled from the top of the building to where my car is hey you pay more! I gave her the bird and left. What a hoax that place is and people who boast she is Japanese don't know the difference between rain and a clear day.

Anyways good luck to you at Merced that's off my list.

So sorry to hear that you don't think she's Japanese LOL. Her service has always been good in my opinion. She aims to please. If you get a flat tire she put air back in it and show you the stuff that leaked out the tire. I enjoy her kinky side lmao.

[TheOwner]

Either she only worked morning afternoon today or she lied to me. Stopped at night and only saw the one you described.

Well off to merced tomorrow. Supposedly there's a young tall skinny lulu working. I'll check it out

What a fraud this place is, it's a hoax remember going there a few months ago because I heard of this "Japanese lady " open the door and I ask for Japanese girl working she says yes, turns out amy? Or I forgot her name was Japanese I begin talking to her in Japanese and clearly she can't speak it she's Chinese faking it. At this point I was played.

I didn't find her attractive enough to bang her. No where close to the goddess of fucks Pepsi in ktown, so I asked for a HJ she got visibly upset and asked for FS I said no.

I blew and left and she asked if I had more money I said no but on the way out my wallet fell and money came out LOL and I left asap and she yelled from the top of the building to where my car is hey you pay more! I gave her the bird and left. What a hoax that place is and people who boast she is Japanese don't know the difference between rain and a clear day.

Anyways good luck to you at Merced that's off my list.

[LostLimit]

Yeah, I walked out pretty sure that I fucked myself when I asked if she was Fei. Amateur move on my part.

I'll revisit later.

Either she only worked morning afternoon today or she lied to me. Stopped at night and only saw the one you described.

Well off to merced tomorrow. Supposedly there's a young tall skinny lulu working. I'll check it out

[BenderOver]

For those of you who know about Cindy's joint, you'll know it's moved a few places here and there and where it's landed now. If not, Seniors who post reviews can PM me. Really, this place isn't worth asking about anymore. All ATF's are gone and it's about as dead as Meng's. But sure doesn't stop me from visiting Meng's, Royal, or Cindy's just to see if there's any life to the old place. It's really worse than dead, it's literally undead as only ghouls roam the places now.

Amy at Cindy's seemed like a new prospect with possibilities. Turned out to be a dud for the moment, but a couple of fuckshit funny weirdness happened so I might as well post about it.

L 8 with a mask, 6. 5 to 7 without. Not too bad, but looks is simply not enough. Especially if you're in the 6. 5 to 7 range. Body is about a 7. 5 from far, but once you start peeling off some OTC to UTC, the temperature drops down to 6. 5 mighty fast.

A 8 at the door, but when you realize that she's just all business, like a shark, by the end of the session, a 6. 5 is generous.

S 7 HJ, 1 for everything else. Started off with a half decent massage. It's not great, but it's supposed to be a massage. Minimal teasing. Until getting close, and she'll do some nice tease moves while you're face down. On the flip, she pretends that it's still a real massage until you grab her ass and then it's on. Quick splash of dressing on the Jr and it's off to the races with a HJ. Her hands are rough, like she's been assembling sandpaper by hand. On the first visit, she hinted on more service being available. So on the second visit, I said let's go with the extra service. She pointed at her VJ and said that it's period day. Right. So I pointed at her mouth and she said she wanted 120. WTF. I told her it's only worth 60. She said no. I said I'll go as high as 80 if it's fucking good. She said ok but tip first. I told her I can tip after, but she said no. Dragged my pants to the table and had me rummage on the spot. Upon tipping, she left the room for stuff. I wondered for what, because Cindy's joint doesn't keep rubbers on the premises. Amy came back all sly and everything, and the next thing I know, she's wrapping my dick up in a blue nitrile glove. WTF. Ok, so that's a first. I thought I'd give her a shot, who knows maybe it's good shit. So here's my dick in a blue glove and she's blowing me. I don't know. Between not feeling a goddamn thing and me not trying to laugh at my own predicament, I just told her after a few minutes that babe, this shit isn't going to work. I told her she better start BBBJ or else, I'm going to fuck this joint up for her collecting 80 from me for this joke. She calmed me down and told me she'll give me some money back. Ok. Fine. Sandpaper HJ with her top up. Decent sized tits with firmness and big nipples, but the shape of the titties are just odd so they didn't turn me on. Splashed a finale all over the place.

E 40 hr + 80 tip - 20 tip refund. Another first. Never ended up getting a tip refund before in this hobby.

RR Wouldn't recommend, at least with the service at hand. If the whole period shtick actually ends and turns up to something nice, it's a maybe. Repeat? Again, just to find out of the period thing was a gimmick. Overall, Cindy's place is now a joke. No masseuses worth seeing there.

[BenderOver]

Yea definitely different woman. Fei didn't work today. I also stopped to check out another new girl that was working today, very similar to the description you described. She probably just lied about her name being Fei to get you to stay. She'll be working tomorrow. Not sure in morning / noon, but evening for sure.

Let me clarify. She is small/petite build, not particularly skinny. but still a great fuck as she is horny as hell. .4 house and $ for her.

Yeah, I walked out pretty sure that I fucked myself when I asked if she was Fei. Amateur move on my part.

I'll revisit later.

[LostLimit]

I drove by today at noon.

Yea definitely different woman. Fei didn't work today. I also stopped to check out another new girl that was working today, very similar to the description you described. She probably just lied about her name being Fei to get you to stay. She'll be working tomorrow. Not sure in morning / noon, but evening for sure.

Let me clarify. She is small/petite build, not particularly skinny. but still a great fuck as she is horny as hell. .4 house and $ for her.

[BenderOver]

I wonder if we saw the same woman. She's definitely not 150 lb or 40's. They usually lie about their name just to get you to stay. What day did you see her. She's working tomorrow night (sat).

I drove by today at noon.

[LostLimit]

LostLimit's intel is usually solid so I drove over to what I think is the place he's referring to. Corner of Peck and Garvey in a minimall. I've been here before and saw a rather large lady with a polynesian look. If my memory is good, I think I suggested that she looked like Maui from the movie Moana.

On the way there, I drove by Perfect and saw 2 marked squad cars parked in a V shape aimed at the front door. A few officers trying to get into the establishment but the security gate is totally closed. So they're looking in but I had no idea what's happening. Either there's a robber inside or they're trying to perform a raid. No idea.

But on to Body Care. It's another few blocks drive east and I parked walked in. A new face indeed, but not attractive nor skinny. Oh no. Far from. I did a stupid move. Instead of asking her what her name was, I asked "are you Fei" and she said yes with a smile. Well, I gave up and left.

Gal had to be early 40's, samoan look, face was a 6. Body was a 6, she had to be 150 pounds at 5'3". Not fat and blubbery, but just a big barreled bodied woman. I think the only play I have left is to go back and check again. I made some stupid excuse to leave saying today's not a good day because lots of police a the massage down the street. I'll come back another time.

I wonder if we saw the same woman. She's definitely not 150 lb or 40's. They usually lie about their name just to get you to stay. What day did you see her. She's working tomorrow night (sat).

[BenderOver]

Stopped by after work. Was told a new girl working so decided check out. Door was locked but after several attempt of knocking she finally opened the door, asked me to wait in the lobby while she take care of the other guy in the room. Girl was skinny and I say about early to mid 30's. Looked good to my liking so I stayed and waited for about 20 minutes. Could hear her moaning inside. Kinda turned me on, not going to lie.

She was finally done, and I paid for the hour. 5 which on hindsight, should've just went with the half hour for. 4 since it was already late. Led me to the room, took of my clothes and sat on the bed and she stood in front of me already stroking my already erected dick. Said it was too long, but she liked it. Put on the cover and immediately blow me away, no talk of money. She tried to sucked me all the way but pointed out it was reaching her throat and she gagged. After a good couple minute of deep throating her, she asked if I wanted to fuck. I told her of course, and she asked for $, which I was bit surprised since most of the gals ask for at least $. 2 and up. I happily handed over the $ and she continued her sucking. I slapped her ass so loud it echoed off the wall but she didn't complain. Got her to lie on the edge of the bed with her face hanging over and proceeded to DT her. Wasn't the best feeling since I felt a lot of teeth but she took it like a champ. Roamed around her tits and pussy and tested the water. Placed 1 finger inside her V and it was already wet. Didn't stop me so I pounded away with all 3 fingers inside while she sucked on junior. She was pretty loose and fucking wet.

I was ready to fuck so we switch to mish and I pounded away, slapping that ass loudly while she moaned with pleasure. Switched to CG and rode me for good 5 minute before she told me she cum. We were both sweating and tired. It was 10 and she wanted to go home and sleep but her attitude was still good, non rushed. I flip her over for some doggy pounding and the rubber got so wet it slipped off. I yanked it off and proceeded to pound her BBFS and CIP. Not sure if she noticed but she didn't say anything. Afterwards she hinted at me $. 5, probably wanting an extra. 5 for the BBFS and cip, but I played dumb and didn't respond.

$. 5 total damage for BBFS and CIP. She was smiling at the end and seemed exhausted but satisfied. Her name was Fei? Might be working tomorrow as well if anyone wants to catch her. Great fuck and pleasant attitude. REally horny girl.

LostLimit's intel is usually solid so I drove over to what I think is the place he's referring to. Corner of Peck and Garvey in a minimall. I've been here before and saw a rather large lady with a polynesian look. If my memory is good, I think I suggested that she looked like Maui from the movie Moana.

On the way there, I drove by Perfect and saw 2 marked squad cars parked in a V shape aimed at the front door. A few officers trying to get into the establishment but the security gate is totally closed. So they're looking in but I had no idea what's happening. Either there's a robber inside or they're trying to perform a raid. No idea.

But on to Body Care. It's another few blocks drive east and I parked walked in. A new face indeed, but not attractive nor skinny. Oh no. Far from. I did a stupid move. Instead of asking her what her name was, I asked "are you Fei" and she said yes with a smile. Well, I gave up and left.

Gal had to be early 40's, samoan look, face was a 6. Body was a 6, she had to be 150 pounds at 5'3". Not fat and blubbery, but just a big barreled bodied woman. I think the only play I have left is to go back and check again. I made some stupid excuse to leave saying today's not a good day because lots of police a the massage down the street. I'll come back another time.

[LC310]

I used to only go to Happy Massage for inexpensive CBJ's from old Chinese ladies.

These days they have better looking milfs than they used to and the service is better. I've had FS with Bella, Lucy and Amy.

All small, 35 to 40 ish Chinese.

Amy is REALLY pretty and tiny. Bella gives a great massage with awesome tease. Lucy was solid.

Best part is it's only $40 for the hour. Standard FS rates.

Jennifer who used to be at Happy was great. Nice fake tits and great BBBJ skills. She was at a place in Redondo Beach for a time, but now I don't know where she is, or if she is, working.