Streetwalker Reports

**Just for Kix** · 12-07-07 02:26

Hello All-

Been a while, but I had a chance to get back out there late Wednesday evening. I hit the W/W. The snow was over, but it was cold and messy so not many folks or cars were out and about.

Saw lots of eligible candidates as soon as I hit the scene. Two very nice ones were on Ramsay. One in particular was a short and cute blonde that I should have gone for, but since I had just gotten on scene I wanted to cruise a little more.

Finally picked up Melissa on Payson. She looked decent, but hard to tell since she was all bundled up. She had a knit hat with huge ear muffs that were covering most of her face. I wasnt' sure if I knew her or not, so when she approached I asked her to pull her hat up. Didn't know her, but she looked reasonably cute and clean so off we went. She was of medium height and build and had brownish hare.

We went to my spot for shaft cleaning that was most excellently done. Nice and wet, varying speeds, hand used intermittently and with good effect. She caught and we rolled out. Not much of talker on the way out or back, but I'll take that over the geeking/chatting/radio fiddling ones. Never unwrapped her, so I'm not sure what the rest of her body was like.

Monger on!

JFK

**Big Dawg1087** · 12-06-07 23:13

I decided to combine two reports because I was too lazy to post up one earlier. On Tuesday, I went out to Wilkens around 10 PM and it was pretty dead. I saw maybe 1 WSW and another WSW (possibly) except she was walking a dog which I didn't think they would do. Anyways, saw a couple LEOs and decided to just head home.

On Thursday, I decide to go out again and find that there was more available. I saw 2 LEOs and about 4 WSW and 3 BSW. This was around 10 pm again. Finally caught up with a WSW named Lara (pronounced Lair-a) and went back to her place. Told me she had surgery on her knee and so she couldn't walk well. At her place, there was a. 1 fee for the house owners and we went up to her room. Got a BBBJ but without a cim. Instead, I gave her a necklace made of pearls. After the deed, I went back down and left.

She wasn't that good as she kept taking breaks asking if I was close but she did tell me some information that you can help you guys. There is this one chubby/fat girl named Ashley. Brown hair, large frame and body. Apparently she has HIV/AIDS which I presume no one wants so avoid her at all costs.

**WilkinsOrBust** · 12-06-07 20:26

As I have pm'd to interested members this past week, Alicia received a 6 month stay courtesy of our county government. [the charge was violation of probation] She has served a month of it and with good behavior, etc, should be out in in less then 4. She went to court last Friday and told the Judge she needs a drug rehab, so they are trying to find an open bed for her. She went in weighing 96 lbs, and is up to 125. Alicia calls a couple times a week, so if any members want additional info, please let me know. Be safe!

**Thats Right** · 12-06-07 20:05

After being busted a while ago I've been hesitant about getting back in the game. Hell, I've even been hesitanat about posting on the board. Anyone got any advice to get over the jitters. I have cruised but whimped out when I could of sealed the deal. I now have that constant fear of the backseat of a l/e ride. There is only one SW that I trust but I don't have her new number. Because of my rookie status on this board I am not at liberty to request her info, unless of course someone feels comfortable enough. I am just looking for a little kick in the tail to get back on the monger wagon. HELP.

**FromUnder** · 12-06-07 19:14

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

I think it would be a lot worse if you were mongering with a "My child is an honor student at ******* School" bumper sticker. As hard as it may be to believe, most LEO's have wives and kids and take things like family guys picking up SW's the wrong way.

Driving some SW around the hood looking to score dope for her and/or you and telling the LEO who pulled you up that you were looking for a store or restaurant, now that is what LE REALLY wouldn't find funny.

Oh Oh I didn't think of that I better get that bumper sticker off my car lol.

**Baltimonger** · 12-06-07 18:22

Originally Posted by Fromunder

Caution I brake for crack ******" that would be a funny bumper sticker outside the mongering district although I wouldn't drive down B/CB with that sticker I don't think LE would find that to funny.

I think it would be a lot worse if you were mongering with a "My child is an honor student at ******* School" bumper sticker. As hard as it may be to believe, most LEO's have wives and kids and take things like family guys picking up SW's the wrong way.

Driving some SW around the hood looking to score dope for her and/or you and telling the LEO who pulled you up that you were looking for a store or restaurant, now that is what LE REALLY wouldn't find funny.

**Baltimonger** · 12-06-07 18:01

Originally Posted by Loop Vet

That's not the "Uncle" that everyone loved to hate. OG was a DC and Northern Virginia poster, Evil Otto claims other cities as his own. They write differently too.

JMHO

Uncle Cracker does/did his best work over at www.argentinaprivate.com . As much issues as he created here with his pompous James Bond attitude that rubbed HIM and a few others the wrong way, I can say he posts very good and informative stuff on BsAs.

**FromUnder** · 12-06-07 14:28

Originally Posted by Camden

Chasing crack ****** is a good thing, not a bad thing. I think I will put a "I stop for crack ******" bumper sticker on my car.

Caution I brake for crack ******" that would be a funny bumper sticker outside the mongering district although I wouldn't drive down B/CB with that sticker I don't think LE would find that to funny.

**Mdman24** · 12-06-07 14:11

She gave me her name but I was so nervous I forgot it.

I dropped her off near P/P ave.

**WilkinsOrBust** · 12-06-07 13:43

Just got back from the loop [1:00pm.Plenty to choose from as the weather kept them in yesterday. Concerning my earlier post, ie, "civility", I was speaking in the broadest of terms and no one in particular. Myself included!

**The Gentleman** · 12-06-07 13:22

Could I get one of those Bumper Stickers?

**Loop Vet** · 12-06-07 10:08

Ravane you must have missed my report on 12-1 in the DC SW thread. I've been wondering where the heck you been too. Hoped my report might inspire you...

**Ravane** · 12-06-07 03:14

Loop Lives! Hail. bredren!

Selah!

Originally Posted by Loop Vet

That's not the "Uncle" that everyone loved to hate. OG was a DC and Northern Virginia poster, Evil Otto claims other cities as his own. They write differently too.

JMHO

**Camden** · 12-05-07 21:08

Originally Posted by Mdman24

Picked up my first SW today near PP. I cruised the W/W loop didn't see anything so headed over to PP. Cruising down Bmore street saw a girl that looked like she should be LE, so I went a few streets down, then came down a side street as she got to it. She asked for a ride, so as we were driving she pulls up her shirt to show me her C cup fake boobs,WOW, said she used to strip, but now has tons of stretch marks. So I got a CBJ, I was very paranoid, but still able to finish.

Body-9
Face-6
Performance-5
Overall-7

Congrats! Did you get a name?

**Camden** · 12-05-07 20:49

Originally Posted by Evil Otto

However, I am not him and I really don't care to be barked at by a guy whose claim to fame is spending many, many of the irreplaceable days and nights of his life chasing crackwhores.

Chasing crack ****** is a good thing, not a bad thing. I think I will put a "I stop for crack ******" bumper sticker on my car.