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[Wakka124]

Looking for something UTR. Inbox me if anyone got any leads.

[HoneyBear2076]

This one can't make up her mind on how old she is. One ad says 27, the other one 39. Guessing the 39 might even be short a couple of years.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/82468079

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...y/338330156638

She is most likely 39+. She has bad attitude. She would rush you like there is no tomorrow. Short BJ, even shorter DATY and if you don't cum in 2-3 minutes of CFS she would start complaining. I wouldn't recommend.

[ShaftDrive]

Continuing our discussion of Lisa, I visited her again today and was not disappointed. So long as you set your expectations accordingly, she serves a niche market. Cons- can't suck a dick to save her life, but she tries real hard to please. She's definitely in her late 50's but she has big tits and a very firm ass whenever in dogggie. Pros- rates are more than reasonable, she's not a clock watcher, she loves anal more than anything and the harder the better. Her place is immaculately clean and comfortable, she's a very nice person, and she's not bat shit crazy. If you want a mature provider, you could do a lot worse.

Tonto.

Damn, 117 reviews on TER but 2017 and earlier; I am not upgraded so can't see the reviews. What I read on here though, sounds like a good time. I may nave to partake.

[Steven693]

Yes I did. She said it was because otherwise her business would suffer. I also like to ask providers if they really are clean and drama free with no boyfriend. For the record, I did ask her about her hump. She doesn't have one, trust me on that.

Tonto.

Lisa is an ATF. Going to reconnect with her today. She did text me a face pic yesterday. And it is current. She is an attractive "Mature" woman IMO. Which I like sometimes. So I will let you know how it goes.

[Rafter17]

Haha.as a senior member Rafter, I'm sure you know that one of the traits that most providers have in common is that they lie, especially about their age and weight.

Especially when they get to be 30 or older. I personally don't really care as long as they look like their pics. I've left a couple of times because the girl answering the door didn't look anything like the girl in the ad. 30 pounds, or 5 years I can accept, but I'd walk for 100 pounds and 20 years. 30 pounds, or 5 years I can accept

[Exec88]

Remember another seniors advice from a few months back, no reason to use any excuse, just make sure you keep it non explicit in your chat log and specify you're only looking to hang out, and lawyer up immediately after the cuffs are slapped on you. thats all im doing, so i dont need an "excuse." IIRC he spent 72 hours detained with them bringing him steak and burger king trying to get him to talk, and then walked with no charges to his name. Condoms, gatorade, cigarettes, are all things that are legal to possess, and are not useable unless you incriminate yourself. Also an obvious don't bring drugs or weapons. These guys I've read about in the stings lately are doing the dumbest shit I've seen in my life, some are bringing loaded guns, and so many offer to bring hard drugs and shit like that without even knowing if the person they are talking to exists. its baffling

I never text anything sexually related, don't ask rates, don't ask menu items, nothing.

[Exec88]

Did you ask her why she's using such old pics that apparently aren't even close to what she looks like now?

To get more clients I suspect. It's no different than any other marketing scheme, they know that if they can suck you into the store with a sale or bargain or even a outdated photo then you're likely to stick around and spend your money.

Let's face it, when juniors driving the thought process and all that's on his mind is to slip into some silky and bust a nut, or in the case of Lisa, her tight rectum, do you really think he's going to allow you to walk away over a simple formality like she's 20 years older and 100 pounds heavier than the photo when she opens the door.

It happened to me and I did my best to get that nut but it didn't happen.

[Exec88]

This one can't make up her mind on how old she is. One ad says 27, the other one 39. Guessing the 39 might even be short a couple of years.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/82468079

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...y/338330156638

Haha.as a senior member Rafter, I'm sure you know that one of the traits that most providers have in common is that they lie, especially about their age and weight.

[Hotrodvfr]

Remember another seniors advice from a few months back, no reason to use any excuse, just make sure you keep it non explicit in your chat log and specify you're only looking to hang out, and lawyer up immediately after the cuffs are slapped on you. IIRC he spent 72 hours detained with them bringing him steak and burger king trying to get him to talk, and then walked with no charges to his name. Condoms, gatorade, cigarettes, are all things that are legal to possess, and are not useable unless you incriminate yourself. Also an obvious don't bring drugs or weapons. These guys I've read about in the stings lately are doing the dumbest shit I've seen in my life, some are bringing loaded guns, and so many offer to bring hard drugs and shit like that without even knowing if the person they are talking to exists. its baffling

Lawyer up! Don't say shit beyond your name. A lawyer buddy of mine gave me the best free legal advice: you'll never talk your way out of trouble but can definitely talk your way into it.

[Chunks92]

As soon as a provider ask's me to bring something, I bail! You show up at the door with what they ask for and it's a sting, kinda hard to use the " I have the wrong room excuse". I once had a provider ask to bring her a blue gatorade and call her when I got off the elevator, no way in hell did I show up!

Remember another seniors advice from a few months back, no reason to use any excuse, just make sure you keep it non explicit in your chat log and specify you're only looking to hang out, and lawyer up immediately after the cuffs are slapped on you. thats all im doing, so i dont need an "excuse." IIRC he spent 72 hours detained with them bringing him steak and burger king trying to get him to talk, and then walked with no charges to his name. Condoms, gatorade, cigarettes, are all things that are legal to possess, and are not useable unless you incriminate yourself. Also an obvious don't bring drugs or weapons. These guys I've read about in the stings lately are doing the dumbest shit I've seen in my life, some are bringing loaded guns, and so many offer to bring hard drugs and shit like that without even knowing if the person they are talking to exists. its baffling

[SuStar]

Yes I did. She said it was because otherwise her business would suffer. I also like to ask providers if they really are clean and drama free with no boyfriend. For the record, I did ask her about her hump. She doesn't have one, trust me on that.

Tonto.

I am relieved.

Good thing our Lisa doesn't have that issue.

Whatever I saw in that pic was an illusion.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[TrueDeviant]

As soon as a provider ask's me to bring something, I bail! You show up at the door with what they ask for and it's a sting, kinda hard to use the " I have the wrong room excuse". I once had a provider ask to bring her a blue gatorade and call her when I got off the elevator, no way in hell did I show up!

Never thought about how that could come back to bite you. Thankfully I've been lucky in my younger years because I've been asked to pick up smokes and obliged without any incident. Can't be too sure these days.

[TrueDeviant]

This one can't make up her mind on how old she is. One ad says 27, the other one 39. Guessing the 39 might even be short a couple of years.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/82468079

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...y/338330156638

Yeah I asked about her a few weeks ago and didn't get good feedback. Never bothered to contact her.

[Tonto Monger]

Did you ask her why she's using such old pics that apparently aren't even close to what she looks like now?

Yes I did. She said it was because otherwise her business would suffer. I also like to ask providers if they really are clean and drama free with no boyfriend. For the record, I did ask her about her hump. She doesn't have one, trust me on that.

Tonto.