Massage Parlor Reports

[Oc Amper]

Must be a promoter. Never got Asian girl. Just. Laotian.

Or fat Latinas.

Got no idea what this means? Laotian's are asian. Of course, there are no Latina's at bamboo either.

[SCJohn]

Back in the days before Nirvana got busted, Rose would see 3 mongers in half an hour. You had to make an appointment to see her, but they'd triple book the appointments. When you showed up they told you that she was busy and they'd have another girl do the massage and Rose would be in for the finish. So you'd go in and get rubbed by whatever random provider was available, while listening to her slurping away on the guy in the room next door, then 10 minutes later listening to the guy in the room across the hall pound her ass, then she'd come into your room, drop the dress, and it was your turn in your orifice of choice. Not very appealing and I wouldn't have done it if I knew the system. She just got so popular, mostly due to reviews here, that she had to maximize her efficiencies to put it nicely.

LOL, just like seeing a doctor now. The nurse takes all your vitals and will ask you what's bothering you. Then leave you sitting in your underwear sitting on that paper covered table. Doctor comes in, checks the report, sticks his finger up your ass, then tell you to lose weight. You're there for an hr and only been with the Dr for 5-10 minutes.

[Slammer6008]

Back in the days before Nirvana got busted, Rose would see 3 mongers in half an hour. You had to make an appointment to see her, but they'd triple book the appointments. When you showed up they told you that she was busy and they'd have another girl do the massage and Rose would be in for the finish. So you'd go in and get rubbed by whatever random provider was available, while listening to her slurping away on the guy in the room next door, then 10 minutes later listening to the guy in the room across the hall pound her ass, then she'd come into your room, drop the dress, and it was your turn in your orifice of choice. Not very appealing and I wouldn't have done it if I knew the system. She just got so popular, mostly due to reviews here, that she had to maximize her efficiencies to put it nicely.

When she worked in the La Palma spot it wasn't that bad. But she wanted two houses in a gardener so she had to meet her quota.

[Grimmy23]

Well, when there's a line 3-deep that keeps moving, and I'm there for 20 minutes and in that time she sees 3 guys, and at a rate that she doesn't even bother to get dressed as she hops from cock to cock, I dunno, my math kinda adds up. <-- Just described an actual experience, and the last time I'll ever go there.

Back in the days before Nirvana got busted, Rose would see 3 mongers in half an hour. You had to make an appointment to see her, but they'd triple book the appointments. When you showed up they told you that she was busy and they'd have another girl do the massage and Rose would be in for the finish. So you'd go in and get rubbed by whatever random provider was available, while listening to her slurping away on the guy in the room next door, then 10 minutes later listening to the guy in the room across the hall pound her ass, then she'd come into your room, drop the dress, and it was your turn in your orifice of choice. Not very appealing and I wouldn't have done it if I knew the system. She just got so popular, mostly due to reviews here, that she had to maximize her efficiencies to put it nicely.

[CuriousSpek]

What is the actual name of this new massage parlor and where? Does the infamous Lucy work there too?

[HeadorTail]

Heartless Jay, could you message me. Thanks.

[HeadorTail]

Anyone has this been identified in a massage? Am I the first to report here?

MT used bright light skin survey on the back.

No but I put a blue light on a nuru girl's belly one time and gave up nuru.

[HeadorTail]

Anyone know where the YZ girls landed. Cindy, Nancy and Grace in particular. Thanks.

[JetStream1]

Got to hotel. She had said call from parking lot. She said come to 4th floor end of hall and wait. Ok. Text when I get there. Ok. I do. Five minutes. Ok. She texted come up stairwell to room 5 xx. Ok. I do.

Sounds like a ransom drop. Although my dentist schedules like this too. And they talk about dentists being so depressed looking in some many mouths in a day.

there's a line 3-deep that keeps moving, and I'm there for 20 minutes and in that time she sees 3 guys, and at a rate that she doesn't even bother to get dressed as she hops from cock to cock.

Voluntary gang bang. Silly question but was she tight at all? Could you even tell you were inside or not? [Deleted by Admin]

[Sound7]

Anyone has this been identified in a massage? Am I the first to report here?

MT used bright light skin survey on the back.

[Alowicious]

Average 1/2 guy for 10 hours and a few breaks in between leaves average 20 to 25. Think about this a more realistic. Not here to argue, so that is that.

Well, when there's a line 3-deep that keeps moving, and I'm there for 20 minutes and in that time she sees 3 guys, and at a rate that she doesn't even bother to get dressed as she hops from cock to cock, I dunno, my math kinda adds up. <-- Just described an actual experience, and the last time I'll ever go there.

[JetStream1]

Went to SH massage. Super busy on a Sunday night. I ended up getting Rosa. Zero English. Had a decent massage with HJ. Allowed some kissing and pulled her tits out. Tried to go downstairs but she said she was on her period. Probably a lie but told me next time. Gave me her number but not sure I would repeat. The set up is just too open there with the shades and being so close to the rooms around you. Definitely more of a party atmosphere than Bamwood and the girls all seem friendly there. Can hear everything from everyone when getting your massage. Maybe more can be had there? Idk.

The set up is actually fun. Anything goes in there. So what if you hear some fast slurpy oil sounds and some moans from the next room.

[SaltyDog]

How long can she go seeing 20 to 50 men per day (unless they are all below average size)? If she sees 35 guys a day, makes $100 per guy, and works 5 days a week, that is $875,000 per year! Even half that is an amazing amount.

If the shop opens at 10 and closes at 10 best to redo the math. Lots of these women are hooked on money not cock. There's the Lisa in SGV and you got to wonder if she's working on her 2nd million.

[HeadorTail]

Average 1/2 guy for 10 hours and a few breaks in between leaves average 20 to 25. Think about this a more realistic. Not here to argue, so that is that.

Five or six years ago I answered an ad for $75 FS. For half an hour. Crazy right? Got to hotel. She had said call from parking lot. She said come to 4th floor end of hall and wait. Ok. Text when I get there. Ok. I do. Five minutes. Ok. She texted come up stairwell to room 5 xx. Ok. I do. Decent looking tall white blond in a baby doll negligee lets me in. I pay her. She tells me to nude up. She washes Junior and gives me a cover. She kneels down a sucks me stiff in 90 seconds. She gets on her knees between the twin beds. Let's go. During the eight minutes I spent pounding her pee hole she got two calls and sent two texts and got two. I finished. She said to drop it in the toilet and head down the elevator. I asked how many she'll see. She said maybe thirty on a good day. I went down the elevator and got to my car thinking WTF just happened.

[JustChekIn]

How long can she go seeing 20 to 50 men per day (unless they are all below average size)? If she sees 35 guys a day, makes $100 per guy, and works 5 days a week, that is $875,000 per year! Even half that is an amazing amount.

Average 1/2 guy for 10 hours and a few breaks in between leaves average 20 to 25. Think about this a more realistic. Not here to argue, so that is that.