Massage Parlor Reports

[LC310]

As a chronically festering wound, a surgically-made frontal hole would smell, literally, like shit at all times and most likely be hairy inside.

I don't think there's any hiding it let alone passing off a surgically-made one for the real thing, from everything I've had the misfortune of reading.

Sounds like you have a lot of hands on experience with post op providers knowing the smell and everything. Well done. Tell us more about your experiences. Thanks in advance.

[BennyRava]

Not sure where this Jenny / Mary is a dude claim originates, but pretty sure after 100's of reviews there would be some solid consensus and not just one claim. Or does she have a manmade AHole and she's a sex robot programmed to gather human sperm samples.

As a chronically festering wound, a surgically-made frontal hole would smell, literally, like shit at all times and most likely be hairy inside.

I don't think there's any hiding it let alone passing off a surgically-made one for the real thing, from everything I've had the misfortune of reading.

[PriscillaM]

Yep. Jenny mentioned that she is leaving and gave me her digits. Now. I have to say. She does have massage skills. She did some pretty good deep tissue with me. There is no way she was a guy. For a MILF. She is easily a 7. 5 - and her attitude is great as well. Not as wild as Lucy in OC. But much better looking with massage skills. In my opinion.

Look, it makes no difference to me how a man mongers, but this Mary is more than just a little ugly. Now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Whether or not she is trans is a whole other matter, but the main point is she is not "easily" a 7. 5. She is easily a 3 or 4 meaning that only if we were in the dark ages of mongering would she survive.

[LC310]

Yep. Jenny mentioned that she is leaving and gave me her digits. Now. I have to say. She does have massage skills. She did some pretty good deep tissue with me. There is no way she was a guy. For a MILF. She is easily a 7. 5 - and her attitude is great as well. Not as wild as Lucy in OC. But much better looking with massage skills. In my opinion.

Not sure where this Jenny / Mary is a dude claim originates, but pretty sure after 100's of reviews there would be some solid consensus and not just one claim. Or does she have a manmade AHole and she's a sex robot programmed to gather human sperm samples.

[PriscillaM]

If any of you huckleberries is getting action with Angela at gold finger off campus and not telling us about it, I hope you get monkey pox.

[BSinTo]

Just got word that the pretty busy nuru massage place in noho (you know the one, at the 3 story condo thing) is shutting down for a while. Apparently the locals in the condo across the hall have a ring camera, and obviously whenever there is motion at the door they get alerted. I would be sus too if my ring camera went off 3 times on the hour every hour LOL.

Who knows when they'll open up again but keep your wits about you around there fellas.

I saw a new-to-me provider yesterday and found out that a couple of the girls that previously worked at the aforementioned condo are working in VN now (much better location for me) and I can honestly say that it was one of the better RnT that I've had from a extremely hot lady. I won't get into too many specifics, but if you're looking for a new haunt with a very relaxing hour, give Nia a call (previously Mila), and she's much prettier than her pics which were pretty hot to begin with. https://tryst.link/escort/niasky.

[Paul0959]

One of her holes seems to man-made so theres that.

Yep. Jenny mentioned that she is leaving and gave me her digits. Now. I have to say. She does have massage skills. She did some pretty good deep tissue with me. There is no way she was a guy. For a MILF. She is easily a 7. 5 - and her attitude is great as well. Not as wild as Lucy in OC. But much better looking with massage skills. In my opinion.

[PriscillaM]

What's the best Latina spots? Looking for something dtla or Boyle heights. Hate driving all the way to La puente.

The pupusas in grand central market is good Latina eating. Also, el cholo is pretty good, they have a downtown location next to staples center, er I mean crypto.com, er I mean scam.com arena.

[DougBenson69]

What's the best Latina spots? Looking for something dtla or Boyle heights. Hate driving all the way to La puente.

[ReDtoLaunch]

Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.

Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.

Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.

Mind some pointer of the crypto Latina joint? Name? What the girls look like?

SGV MP, Chinese mostly?

[ChrisPoontang]

Chen Chinese Medical Center on Santa Monica Blvd just west of the 405 is still the home to the infamous Jenny, but it sounds like not for long. The cheery all holes available Chinese sexbot has a long reputation and she still does like it long and hard in either hole below, but her BBBJ is a 5 to 6 at best (lil toothy). Not much energy on her part when it comes to being a cowgirl, but you can pound all you like with her on her back playing whack-a-hole until you decide which hole to fill up. Chen's is a dump, but Mary says she is opening her own place down the street soon with 2 other girls that will join her. Mary is 50+ and has a bit of a generous midsection with firm natural B cups and not as flat as a typical Asian ass. She is very cheery and all smiles and taller than many at about 5' 7" or 8" with a real pleasant face. No kissing seems to be the rule. No pretense of a massage. Just give her a pat on the rear end after you sign in and say you miss her and she will be on your cock within seconds of being in the room together. Don't bother with the 1 hour massage. Get 30 min and pound, dump, dress drive.

Google is your friend don't bother sending me a DM for location.

One of her holes seems to man-made so theres that.

[TnaStylez]

My go to spot for Nuru is Havana in Downey. Basically it's an expensive HJ, but what you get is a full hour with a completely naked provider who slides her oiled up body over yours. What you're paying for is quality of the girls. They're all young, hot, and homegrown. Most of them are what I'd call girl next door types. Mostly white mixed with something else and perfect English because they grew up locally. I see it as an expensive once in a while treat. If you text Havana and ask who's working today they will text back within a few minutes with pictures. The pictures aren't actual pictures of the girls. They're pics that are selected to be "close to" what the girl actually looks like. For the most part they do a decent matching job. You make an appointment for the girl of your choosing.

It's not actually nuru. Nothing around here is. If you want real nuru you have to go to Japan. But it's a nice time with what is usually a young, hot girl. At Havana it is 65 door fee for an hour and the girls are now asking for a 170 donation. That seems to be pretty standard these days.

Agree, bottom line is you get what you pay for. The higher price means a young hottie that gives you a horizontal lap dance. In many cases there are more intimacy and body contact than K-org sessions. We really need a separate hot young massage therapist thread. Most reports here are about milfs.

[KnotHead61]

Chen Chinese Medical Center on Santa Monica Blvd just west of the 405 is still the home to the infamous Jenny, but it sounds like not for long. The cheery all holes available Chinese sexbot has a long reputation and she still does like it long and hard in either hole below, but her BBBJ is a 5 to 6 at best (lil toothy). Not much energy on her part when it comes to being a cowgirl, but you can pound all you like with her on her back playing whack-a-hole until you decide which hole to fill up. Chen's is a dump, but Mary says she is opening her own place down the street soon with 2 other girls that will join her. Mary is 50+ and has a bit of a generous midsection with firm natural B cups and not as flat as a typical Asian ass. She is very cheery and all smiles and taller than many at about 5' 7" or 8" with a real pleasant face. No kissing seems to be the rule. No pretense of a massage. Just give her a pat on the rear end after you sign in and say you miss her and she will be on your cock within seconds of being in the room together. Don't bother with the 1 hour massage. Get 30 min and pound, dump, dress drive.

Google is your friend don't bother sending me a DM for location.

Always wanted to try Mary. How much should I bring? Including entrance fee?

[LAPartner]

No it's different than Angels of Touch. I've seen a couple girls named Miko and Keeley at this spot. They have a second location in DTLA near Dodger stadium where they rotate the staff.

Yup, that's the one. Landlord contacted the folks who run it about the volume of people coming in and out. Stay on your toes out there.

I'm aware of angels of touch, any other good ones in the noho area? Feel free to shoot me a PM too.

[LC310]

Chen Chinese Medical Center on Santa Monica Blvd just west of the 405 is still the home to the infamous Jenny, but it sounds like not for long. The cheery all holes available Chinese sexbot has a long reputation and she still does like it long and hard in either hole below, but her BBBJ is a 5 to 6 at best (lil toothy). Not much energy on her part when it comes to being a cowgirl, but you can pound all you like with her on her back playing whack-a-hole until you decide which hole to fill up. Chen's is a dump, but Mary says she is opening her own place down the street soon with 2 other girls that will join her. Mary is 50+ and has a bit of a generous midsection with firm natural B cups and not as flat as a typical Asian ass. She is very cheery and all smiles and taller than many at about 5' 7" or 8" with a real pleasant face. No kissing seems to be the rule. No pretense of a massage. Just give her a pat on the rear end after you sign in and say you miss her and she will be on your cock within seconds of being in the room together. Don't bother with the 1 hour massage. Get 30 min and pound, dump, dress drive.

Google is your friend don't bother sending me a DM for location.