Massage Parlor Reports

[GoaThillBilly]

Went there recently on Evergreen way in mid Everett, they have a sign stating an hour massage for $40. Kind of misleading since once you are inside she explained that is for a foot massage and a full body is the usual 40 and 60. Took a chance on a HH. No extras at all, but if you are looking for a decent massage only, it was pretty good. They even do the hot stone thing which was a new one for me and enjoyable.

[ZoooBus]

Any input on Mi Massage in Everett (4th Ave W)? Do you offer more than a good massage? Any provider recommendations will also be much appreciated. Place on way to my new work, hoping for some fun.

I went there once. The lady locks the front door once you are in, which is a good sign. I needed to use the restroom before and coming from bright daylight to a poorly lit hall I accidentally stepped on her dog. I simply did not see it. I only got a massage with no hint of extras. I do love animals and apologized, but I can understand why she may not have been in a friendly mood.

[BigPurpleSnake]

I checked out this new place in Renton today. Walked in and there were a few large plants in front that partially blocked the view of the main lobby. I walk around them and there were 4 lounge type chairs all out in the open.

There was an old Asian man massaging a fat lady. Didn't need to see that. He mumbled something I didn't understand. Didn't see anyone else working. I turned around and walked out.

Stay safe Mongers.

[Anony]

This used to me my go to place. Beautiful younger women with a great massage and finish. Today was older and overweight. 20 minutes total. Table shower, maybe 5 minute massage before flip. $8 for HJ, $1 for naked. Never going back.

Same. Before I was a regular of Jenny and Ivy. Both very attractive, attentive, and prices weren't too bad. The last time I went there A few weeks ago I got a Mia or Miya? She was very overweight, looked older too. A ton of acne scars on her cottage cheese ass. She wanted a lot for FS. I tried to negotiate down to BJ or HJ. Still very expensive, wouldn't budge. I settled for a CBJ and after 5 minutes she took over with her hands. No shower, no massage. I was out in less than 10 minutes. Terrible experience.

I called a week later hoping for someone else, but the mamasan on the phone wouldn't tell me the names of the masseuse, only "Korean". I've been avoiding this place now, don't want to get unlucky and end up with her again.

[CanadaCC]

This used to me my go to place. Beautiful younger women with a great massage and finish. Today was older and overweight. 20 minutes total. Table shower, maybe 5 minute massage before flip. $8 for HJ, $1 for naked. Never going back.

[BoboThe55]

A-hole mongers! (cntd).

And please stop calling multiple times dammit!

If someone doesn't answer the call that does NOT mean you call again, and then again, and then again.
It totally ruins the mood when I am on the bed and she has to get up and answer the phone (multiple times).

WTF there is probably only 3 mongers that. Do this but they fucking never learn.

I call first, let it ring no more than three times. I drive by if there are too many cars I keep on driving. If I stop by and ring the bell, I only wait a minute, if longer obviously she is buzzy.

[WaRubMonger]

Any input on Mi Massage in Everett (4th Ave W)? Do you offer more than a good massage? Any provider recommendations will also be much appreciated. Place on way to my new work, hoping for some fun.

My last inquiry found all legit. Give it a go, see what happens.

[BlueOrigin]

Any input on Mi Massage in Everett (4th Ave W)? Do you offer more than a good massage? Any provider recommendations will also be much appreciated. Place on way to my new work, hoping for some fun.

[MartyByrde]

A-hole mongers! (cntd).

And please stop calling multiple times dammit!

If someone doesn't answer the call that does NOT mean you call again, and then again, and then again.
It totally ruins the mood when I am on the bed and she has to get up and answer the phone (multiple times).

Continued. It should go without saying that one should never, never pay too much for extra services.

[DudeXoXo]

Buck, the entire point of this site is for like minded mongers to exchange information on how to best pursue activities relating to this hobby. This helps everyone save time, money and headaches when pursuing these activities. So when you write a nice report like you have above but then tell us to go try every massage parlor in town and we will eventually find it. No one has time to try every parlor that's why we all come to this site to leverage and build upon the experience of each other. It's ok if you do not want to give the name but give initials, a street, a landmark, anything, something! Thank you.

Did anyone ever figure out what place this is? A nice sensual massage and edging sounds pretty great. Thanks in advance.

[SeattleMassage]

A-hole mongers! (cntd).

And please stop calling multiple times dammit!

If someone doesn't answer the call that does NOT mean you call again, and then again, and then again.
It totally ruins the mood when I am on the bed and she has to get up and answer the phone (multiple times).

[Mitch Cor]

Thanks. I tried Vicky (Cambodian) the other day, and had the same experience. Good rub, really nice firm body (fake tits), but bad attitude, unfriendly, didn't smile once, and haggled over basics like MSOG. BJ and PM was offered for upcharge but I didn't bother. Don't recommend. Better options for 200 out there!

Met her some time last year https://rubmd.com/seattle-wa/9477df6...a-09ec1b13294d, I think she was Cambodian. Just a an average rub and she didn't seem to be in a good mood. She is not as hot as she is in her pics. Would recommend to skip.

[TomaIn]

Are they still older Aunties?

Late 30's to early 40's.

[TnaHunter2014]

Took a chance and visited Vita on Hwy 99 in Lynnwood. Very clean place with an entrance in the back. Was greeted by a tall, flat chested, and slim Chinese girl, maybe in her 30's. Paid $40 for the half hr. The room was slightly cold but manageable. Massage was okay, and on the flip discretely agreed on HE. Things were going quite well, until.

Half way thru the main event, the doorbell rang. Being alone, she had to leave and tell the monger to come back in 30 min. Well he decided to hold her up and play 50 questions. I started losing my temper at this fuckwad! I swear, if I was my younger self, I would have walked out there and dropped kicked his mother fucking ass. Lucky for him, I cut my losses and just started to get dressed. Once the vibe was totally destroyed, of course dipshit finally left. She came back, saw me dressed, and started apologizing profusely. I handed her $40 and told it's all is good. She asked me to come back and would give a free hour massage next time. Thanked her and left.

So with all due respect to you mongers. If you walk into an AMP and the lady tells you to come back later, turn around and just fucking LEAVE!! Respect the fact they are busy with clients and this isn't your time. Anyone else encounter situations like this?

Thanks for bringing this up. I've had the exact experience a few times. Some advice to all mongers:

1) they barely speak English so don't ask complicated shit like "can I stop in after my dry cleaning pick up I'm thinking about 40 minutes?

2) take the hint! Read the room! I've been there too. The masseuse answers the door only thru a 2 inch crack and is trying to cover herself while all hot and sweaty. Clearly you can see you just interrupted something. Right?

3) if you ring the bell and no one comes out for a couple minutes. Fuck off. Don't keep knocking or shouting "hello?

[BoboThe55]

Took a chance and visited Vita on Hwy 99 in Lynnwood. Very clean place with an entrance in the back. Was greeted by a tall, flat chested, and slim Chinese girl, maybe in her 30's. Paid $40 for the half hr. The room was slightly cold but manageable. Massage was okay, and on the flip discretely agreed on HE. Things were going quite well, until.

Half way thru the main event, the doorbell rang. Being alone, she had to leave and tell the monger to come back in 30 min. Well he decided to hold her up and play 50 questions. I started losing my temper at this fuckwad! I swear, if I was my younger self, I would have walked out there and dropped kicked his mother fucking ass. Lucky for him, I cut my losses and just started to get dressed. Once the vibe was totally destroyed, of course dipshit finally left. She came back, saw me dressed, and started apologizing profusely. I handed her $40 and told it's all is good. She asked me to come back and would give a free hour massage next time. Thanked her and left.

So with all due respect to you mongers. If you walk into an AMP and the lady tells you to come back later, turn around and just fucking LEAVE!! Respect the fact they are busy with clients and this isn't your time. Anyone else encounter situations like this?

Dude, this is exactly how I feel. If you ring the bell and no one comes right away they are fucking busy!! What good is it going to do to keep ringing the bell until she comes to the door? Your not getting serviced, she is busy.

I have had mongers fucking sit on the bell step inside ask 1000 questions. When they know she is busy. It must be a turn on for these dueshes. Its happened more than once.