Massage Parlor Reports

[MartyByrde]

Anyone got info on a good massage place that does BBBJ. I'm kinda over the CBJ kick right now. I've ran into some shitty massage places recently and was hoping to see if ya'll can help! I don't mind sharing info but lately the places I have gone to lately was meh.

I just got back from Lotus in Fed Way and the girl I ended up getting was kinda chubs, mediocre massage, and I just wasn't feeling it.

Man, are you ever on the same page as me! I definitely need to get my pipes cleaned, and having an attractive Asian gal do it with a sensual BBBJ would be the ultimate session.

[BlueOrigin]

I went there once. The lady locks the front door once you are in, which is a good sign. I needed to use the restroom before and coming from bright daylight to a poorly lit hall I accidentally stepped on her dog. I simply did not see it. I only got a massage with no hint of extras. I do love animals and apologized, but I can understand why she may not have been in a friendly mood.

Too funny thanks for the inputs, let's see how it goes. Will provide an update after the visit.

[PoundAge1991]

Where is Kaia at now a days, last I saw she was at Golden spa in Lynnwood.

[EnjoyLife03]

Looking for wither an AMP or someone hosting from their apartment near Bel-Red road in Bellevue. Any recommendations?

[TheThinker808]

Anyone got info on a good massage place that does BBBJ. I'm kinda over the CBJ kick right now. I've ran into some shitty massage places recently and was hoping to see if ya'll can help! I don't mind sharing info but lately the places I have gone to lately was meh.

I just got back from Lotus in Fed Way and the girl I ended up getting was kinda chubs, mediocre massage, and I just wasn't feeling it.

[LittMon]

It's where Vina Spa used to be, anyone been yet?

I stopped by just to take a look, seems like it's the HK or Q spa model ($60 hr + $$ish extras). Not exactly what I'm looking for but they're open til midnight, which is better for my schedule. Anyway, that's all I know so far, anybody have better Intel?

[MassagedGuy]

Went and saw Amy for the first time terrible with actual massage. But HE was above average. Always wore a mask.

[MartyByrde]

Went there recently on Evergreen way in mid Everett, they have a sign stating an hour massage for $40. Kind of misleading since once you are inside she explained that is for a foot massage and a full body is the usual 40 and 60. Took a chance on a HH. No extras at all, but if you are looking for a decent massage only, it was pretty good. They even do the hot stone thing which was a new one for me and enjoyable.

I always call an AMP first to 1) ask about hours of operation, and 2) rates for a 1 hour massage. I thus avoid the "trap" you encountered.

There used to be an independent Asian gal in Kent who charged $45 for an hour. But such places are rare indeed. As it is, about 99% of the AMPs have rates of $40 for the half hour and $60 for the hour. There are a couple of them (one in Renton and one in Tacoma) that charge $70 for the hour, but I suspect their business is not that great.

[GoaThillBilly]

Went there recently on Evergreen way in mid Everett, they have a sign stating an hour massage for $40. Kind of misleading since once you are inside she explained that is for a foot massage and a full body is the usual 40 and 60. Took a chance on a HH. No extras at all, but if you are looking for a decent massage only, it was pretty good. They even do the hot stone thing which was a new one for me and enjoyable.

[ZoooBus]

Any input on Mi Massage in Everett (4th Ave W)? Do you offer more than a good massage? Any provider recommendations will also be much appreciated. Place on way to my new work, hoping for some fun.

I went there once. The lady locks the front door once you are in, which is a good sign. I needed to use the restroom before and coming from bright daylight to a poorly lit hall I accidentally stepped on her dog. I simply did not see it. I only got a massage with no hint of extras. I do love animals and apologized, but I can understand why she may not have been in a friendly mood.

[BigPurpleSnake]

I checked out this new place in Renton today. Walked in and there were a few large plants in front that partially blocked the view of the main lobby. I walk around them and there were 4 lounge type chairs all out in the open.

There was an old Asian man massaging a fat lady. Didn't need to see that. He mumbled something I didn't understand. Didn't see anyone else working. I turned around and walked out.

Stay safe Mongers.

[Anony]

This used to me my go to place. Beautiful younger women with a great massage and finish. Today was older and overweight. 20 minutes total. Table shower, maybe 5 minute massage before flip. $8 for HJ, $1 for naked. Never going back.

Same. Before I was a regular of Jenny and Ivy. Both very attractive, attentive, and prices weren't too bad. The last time I went there A few weeks ago I got a Mia or Miya? She was very overweight, looked older too. A ton of acne scars on her cottage cheese ass. She wanted a lot for FS. I tried to negotiate down to BJ or HJ. Still very expensive, wouldn't budge. I settled for a CBJ and after 5 minutes she took over with her hands. No shower, no massage. I was out in less than 10 minutes. Terrible experience.

I called a week later hoping for someone else, but the mamasan on the phone wouldn't tell me the names of the masseuse, only "Korean". I've been avoiding this place now, don't want to get unlucky and end up with her again.

[CanadaCC]

This used to me my go to place. Beautiful younger women with a great massage and finish. Today was older and overweight. 20 minutes total. Table shower, maybe 5 minute massage before flip. $8 for HJ, $1 for naked. Never going back.

[BoboThe55]

A-hole mongers! (cntd).

And please stop calling multiple times dammit!

If someone doesn't answer the call that does NOT mean you call again, and then again, and then again.
It totally ruins the mood when I am on the bed and she has to get up and answer the phone (multiple times).

WTF there is probably only 3 mongers that. Do this but they fucking never learn.

I call first, let it ring no more than three times. I drive by if there are too many cars I keep on driving. If I stop by and ring the bell, I only wait a minute, if longer obviously she is buzzy.

[WaRubMonger]

Any input on Mi Massage in Everett (4th Ave W)? Do you offer more than a good massage? Any provider recommendations will also be much appreciated. Place on way to my new work, hoping for some fun.

My last inquiry found all legit. Give it a go, see what happens.