Escort Reports

[JoeyRamone]

I usually book HRs as at my age I prefer to take my time. That means that I need GFE so we have something to do with all that time. I'm beginning to think that I need to suck it up and book shorter visits and live without the GFE sometimes. That way I can partake more often and or go for younger and hotter girls. Thoughts?

Where are these younger and hotter girls you speak of??

[NeilYoung999]

I usually book HRs as at my age I prefer to take my time. That means that I need GFE so we have something to do with all that time. I'm beginning to think that I need to suck it up and book shorter visits and live without the GFE sometimes. That way I can partake more often and or go for younger and hotter girls. Thoughts?

I always do SS for first visit or just Top if that's available for less.

99% of the time I don't want to see them again anyways.

[LotharioPK]

I saw Coco a couple times for $80 qv + the $40 GFE markup at the Roach & L back in the day. Our understanding was the GFE markup was for the bareback part of BBBJ and BBFS. I thought that was fair and I never thought it involved kissing.

I usually book HRs as at my age I prefer to take my time. That means that I need GFE so we have something to do with all that time. I'm beginning to think that I need to suck it up and book shorter visits and live without the GFE sometimes. That way I can partake more often and or go for younger and hotter girls. Thoughts?

[Monger93]

I talk to her frequently. She's at the airport. She's a hard drinker not a candy user. If you want to contact her, pm me.

This is 100% false. I have witnessed the fire use. Loves the girl. She used to go through the same dealers as the other girls. Heavy drinkers don't stay in the places she does.

[JackOfClubs]

I read this in another states forum but it is good enough to spread the word here.

Senior members please chime in. If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

[DrXxxvn]

Texted Sabrina today and she confirmed the time to meet. I texted her 15 mins before I arrive, she said ok. When I arrived at extended htl in Southfield, she did not respond. I had nothing to do so I decided to wait.2 hours and still no respond. It's business and they have to have respect for the customers.

I've had good luck wiith three SPs that may work for you. All are in their early 30's but are pretty, petite, fairly thin and have great skin. Cooperative / Submissive too.

Gypsy: https://sumosear.ch/phone/734-382-8582.

Sabrina: https://sumosear.ch/phone/727-497-7445.

Mandie: https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-277-3050.

They all have weak points, though. Gypsy is based in Ann Arbor and doesn't always have an incall location available. Mandie and Sabrina are more expensive than most girls on EB / LC. Sabrina only does LFK and is less GFE than the other two. Mandie and Sabrina both travel and are out of town at times. Mandie sometimes keeps you waiting an unreasonably long time before starting an appointment.

I reviewed all three on USASG; Gypsy in AA and the other two in this forum.

Make sure to write a review if you partake.

[Archangel2112]

Is thaT just act like it's not happening?

Treat as a misdemeanor. If they charge at all, sometimes they make you leave the county.

[Intprty]

No. Ann Arbor is doing the same thing as Detroit does with possession of hard drugs.

Is thaT just act like it's not happening?

[Geralda]

I saw Coco a couple times for $80 qv + the $40 GFE markup at the Roach & L back in the day. Our understanding was the GFE markup was for the bareback part of BBBJ and BBFS. I thought that was fair and I never thought it involved kissing.

She opened the door in a black fish-netty-elastic-body-sheath and said "Hi! You're handsome! And that was the high point of the date. For a GFE. Personally, if I'm expecting GFE, I prefer not to hear about other guys. She is also frankly a lousy kisser.

We started with an OK BBBJ.

Will not repeat.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-238-1983

[Archangel2112]

Isn't it legal in Ann Arbor now? Seems we should all just focus there.

No. Ann Arbor is doing the same thing as Detroit does with possession of hard drugs.

[Archangel2112]

I think I posted a couple weeks ago about how she's not worth it. $300/ hr for GFE and only 1 pop? She's counting on guys who barely finish to hustle you out the door. Her time is done, she needs to move to a new career like full-time addict. Complete ripoff.

This is exactly her. Great review.

[Archangel2112]

She runs with the group that includes Scamber / Amber / Sophia, Amber, Brittany (deceased), Maddie, Bella Vanella, etc that used to work put of the Triangle area. She's kind of a strange chick with some ocds. Haven't heard from her in months but she will sometimes walk.

I know she is a hard candy user.

I talk to her frequently. She's at the airport. She's a hard drinker not a candy user. If you want to contact her, pm me.

[UpperHeavens]

I think I posted a couple weeks ago about how she's not worth it. $300/ hr for GFE and only 1 pop? She's counting on guys who barely finish to hustle you out the door. Her time is done, she needs to move to a new career like full-time addict. Complete ripoff.

Use to see her a lot and at first she was alright, but from the visually bruises and marks popping up more and more, to making you wait for a long time before you guys started. Yea it wasn't worth it anymore and I admit kept seeing her because of looks and couldn't find anybody else with the same level of attractiveness.

[RayLatoole]

Has anyone seen Lena Paige lately. I saw her years ago over by the airport. Happened to come about an ad for her escort book. So far no response from her to my inquiry. Thanks in advance.

[WednesdayFun]

I got ghosted so I sent out a bunch of texts to recent posters to LC / EB hoping they were more likely to reply. Coco was on that list because I have been watching her ads for years without pulling the trigger and her recent posts / pics looked good. She was the first to respond so I made the date.

Comms were fair. A little laggy but workable. I met her at an extented stay hotel in Farmington Hills. Probably the nicet room I have seen a SP in so far.

Coco is attractive and I think that is what is carrying her. She is fairly tall, thin and blond with fairly perky B-cups. She has a fairly pretty face. She did have some obvious bruising and rough spots on her skin. Candy consumption?

To call her performance mechanical would be an insult to machines. She hardly said anything except "Hello" and "Goodbye". No conversation. Also spent a lot of time looking at her phone and it kept ringing through the bluetooth speakers while we were fucking.

She opened the door in a black fish-netty-elastic-body-sheath and said "Hi! You're handsome! And that was the high point of the date. For a GFE (which, sadly I ponied up more $ for) she was very detached and disinterested. She let me know she had three other guys in a holding pattern waiting for me to finish. Personally, if I'm expecting GFE, I prefer not to hear about other guys. Breaks the fantasy. She is also frankly a lousy kisser.

We started with an OK BBBJ which I stopped so as to not pop too soon. I then tried DATY and while she had a nice kitty she just laid there totally unresponsive. With every other SP I have been with they have either genuinely enjoyed it or at least had the common courtesy to pretend they did. You would think that these girls would figure out after a while that the fastest way to get rid of a guy is to be enthusiastic to make him cum faster. He'll also leave happier and be more likely to repeat.

We then put on the cover and I asked her to mount me. She notified me she doesn't do top because of bad knees and hips. OK, mish then. She just laid there like Patricia Star (Patrick's GF). By this time I was just hoping to finish. I finally pumped one out and got dressed and left while she worked her phone.

This was either a serious case of YMMV or there are alot of guys with low standards leaving glowing reviews of this girl. I shoulda listened to the warnings on the forums and saved some $$. At least I have no more fantasies left about her.

Will not repeat.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-238-1983

I think I posted a couple weeks ago about how she's not worth it. $300/ hr for GFE and only 1 pop? She's counting on guys who barely finish to hustle you out the door. Her time is done, she needs to move to a new career like full-time addict. Complete ripoff.