Massage Parlor Reports

[OzzyKid62]

Took a chance and visited Vita on Hwy 99 in Lynnwood. Very clean place with an entrance in the back. Was greeted by a tall, flat chested, and slim Chinese girl, maybe in her 30's. Paid $40 for the half hr. The room was slightly cold but manageable. Massage was okay, and on the flip discretely agreed on HE. Things were going quite well, until.

Half way thru the main event, the doorbell rang. Being alone, she had to leave and tell the monger to come back in 30 min. Well he decided to hold her up and play 50 questions. I started losing my temper at this fuckwad! I swear, if I was my younger self, I would have walked out there and dropped kicked his mother fucking ass. Lucky for him, I cut my losses and just started to get dressed. Once the vibe was totally destroyed, of course dipshit finally left. She came back, saw me dressed, and started apologizing profusely. I handed her $40 and told it's all is good. She asked me to come back and would give a free hour massage next time. Thanked her and left.

So with all due respect to you mongers. If you walk into an AMP and the lady tells you to come back later, turn around and just fucking LEAVE!! Respect the fact they are busy with clients and this isn't your time. Anyone else encounter situations like this?

[Original703]

Visited Lomi (near Aurora & Northgate Way) earlier in the week. Drew Cindy. Attractive, middle-aged, Chinese woman wearing a cute red dress. She led me to the room, asked me how long, and I opted for an hour, donating $200 ($60 house, $140 gratuity). She instructed me to get undressed and she left briefly. I stripped and climbed onto the massage table--I don't think it's heated but at least there's a face cradle. Cindy returned and asked whether I wanted hard touch or soft touch. I asked for medium. She applied maximum pressure and thoroughly worked over my muscles, I think "medium" isn't an option. We followed the body rub with intercourse.

Pros: got more than an hour, intense back-walking, 4-hand upgrade available for $80 (I declined), clean room, friendly demeanor, pleasant scalp massage, minimal talking during massage, cute breasts with responsive nipples and she allowed me to suck on them for a long time, good PM.

Cons: couple of interruptions (one during the massage and another after Cindy had disrobed), during the first interruption another woman entered and massaged my shoulders lacklusterly, during the second interruption Cindy who was nude left the room and spoke with the other provider, officious application of spray-on antiseptic on several body parts--I wasn't allowed to touch her until after she'd sanitized my hands--no FIV or even near the V, no DATY, no kissing. She applied a towel between our bodies reminiscent of the hole-in-the-sheet myth about Hasidic Jews.

Prior to leaving my house, I'd groomed myself: showered, brushed teeth, trimmed nails. Cindy's CBJ was okay but the CFS was not what I'd hoped. Prior to penetration, she sprayed my hands again and my unit. She startled me by saying, "No, no. Don't touch!" indicating that she didn't want me to touch my wrapped cock with my fingers. She guided me inside with her hands but she kept one hand on my penis at all times, making it very difficult to establish a rhythm much less a full erection. Eventually, I pulled out and asked to cum on her belly. She said sure, and then quickly placed a towel on her tummy. I kept my balls pressed against her vulva and stroked myself to climax while she fingered my asshole.

[KnoxNenters]

I went there last weekend for the first time looking for Lucky, got Coco.

You got Lucky. Coco claims she is also Lucky. It's all somewhat confusing. Those girls need to tweak their approach just a little bit, and things would be better. Thanks for piping in.

[MassagedGuy]

Peter Houston clear your inbox and outbox thank you its full.

[Bfm66]

I went to Total Relax a week ago, and relaxed with Coco, supposedly. It was nice, if not a bit straightforward. She was eager and to the point. I left a review on the RM site. Because they have those little monitors in their rooms, you can see activity out in the open areas and entrance while you're hanging out. The only place I know of that has these. Anyway, in one of the video streams, I saw another provider coming in and out of the room with long hair. "Coco" told me she didn't know her name, but then said "Cici". Hmm. Doesn't know her co-worker's name?

Fast forward to this thread, someone mentions Lucky, so I decide that must be who I saw in the video stream. I went back yesterday, after calling to confirm Lucky was there. I recognized the voice on the phone as Coco. When I get there, Coco meets me and practically drags me into a room. I tell her "no, I'm here for Lucky. I called". Coco tells me she is Lucky.

Scree. Brakes. Either Coco is lying, or she's using a different name. Yes, she said, I use two names. OK, but I'm still not interested in seeing her again. I ask about the other girl, and am told to wait 5 minutes. The other girl, supposedly Cici, as Coco confirmed, came in to greet me. She had the long hair, so I assumed she was the one I saw before on the video. Large D breasts, excellent body.

She said her name was Maggie. I spent a half hour or so with her, and enjoyed the massage. There was a *Lot* of haggling, and it killed the mood. We were both put off, and it didn't go great, even though all of the mechanics went flawlessly. Just that undertone of mood-killing negotiations having killed the vibe.

TL; DR. Coco is Lucky, Maggie is Cici and I am confused. I have no intention of ever going back there. Nice place, just out of the way, and I don't like this excessive use of multiple names. That's bullshit.

I went there last weekend for the first time looking for Lucky, got Coco. She looked cute enough, I wanted an hour but she said she had an appointment and could only give me a half hour. After a so / so massage she began the "tease" and at the flip she just wanted to give a CBJ, I said only if I could daty, she said it was her time with "Aunt Flo", after much haggling I got a decent enough CBJ, but the whole haggling deal turned me off too, probably won't repeat when I have go to places that I just hand them 2 bills when I come in and everything is understood without even mentioning particular services.

[MassagedGuy]

If they are wearing a long heavy dress or a well-armored pantsuit then don't bother.

Short skimpy dresses is a very good sign.

Jeans are kind of in between.

One place I frequented in Federal Way most of the girls wore lingerie and with their nips and Bush clearly visible. Never got anything more than a handjob there but the scenery was pretty spectacular.

Interesting. Jeans are in between huh would it make a difference if her t shirt was not all the way down it showed some skin at the bottom with a knot tied.

[Marko Ramius]

I mean for example is jeans with a t shirt showing a little skin like in a knot a good sign usually? Or does that varry?

If they are wearing a long heavy dress or a well-armored pantsuit then don't bother.

Short skimpy dresses is a very good sign.

Jeans are kind of in between.

One place I frequented in Federal Way most of the girls wore lingerie and with their nips and Bush clearly visible. Never got anything more than a handjob there but the scenery was pretty spectacular.

[AvereageQ]

Does anyone have any reports on sunshine on rainier ave? I've been a while back 2. For FS but service was ok so I haven't been in a while.

I was there a few weeks ago and there was only Chanel. 40's Viet lady. She was nice. Mediocre massage. CFS but she was trying really hard to get me to pop before the main event. To the point somehow the cover tore from her hand action. CFS was okay and took it well. Nice older rack on her. She said it's been usually her and one other, but just her that day. She tried to get my number to hook me up with her niece in college but I decline.

[MassagedGuy]

I mean for example is jeans with a t shirt showing a little skin like in a knot a good sign usually? Or does that varry?

[Korku999]

Does anyone have any reports on sunshine on rainier ave? I've been a while back 2. For FS but service was ok so I haven't been in a while.

[KnoxNenters]

Drove down to Total Relax in Shoreline, hit jackpot when I saw Lucky there, she is young looks 25-30, perfect body and great service. I had one of my best AMP visits in Seattle this year. She is from flushing and came here this week and will be staying for a month. CBJ (asked me to marry her for BBBJ), CFS for 140. No haggling, great enthusiasm, be nice to her guys.

I went to Total Relax a week ago, and relaxed with Coco, supposedly. It was nice, if not a bit straightforward. She was eager and to the point. I left a review on the RM site. Because they have those little monitors in their rooms, you can see activity out in the open areas and entrance while you're hanging out. The only place I know of that has these. Anyway, in one of the video streams, I saw another provider coming in and out of the room with long hair. "Coco" told me she didn't know her name, but then said "Cici". Hmm. Doesn't know her co-worker's name?

Fast forward to this thread, someone mentions Lucky, so I decide that must be who I saw in the video stream. I went back yesterday, after calling to confirm Lucky was there. I recognized the voice on the phone as Coco. When I get there, Coco meets me and practically drags me into a room. I tell her "no, I'm here for Lucky. I called". Coco tells me she is Lucky.

Scree. Brakes. Either Coco is lying, or she's using a different name. Yes, she said, I use two names. OK, but I'm still not interested in seeing her again. I ask about the other girl, and am told to wait 5 minutes. The other girl, supposedly Cici, as Coco confirmed, came in to greet me. She had the long hair, so I assumed she was the one I saw before on the video. Large D breasts, excellent body.

She said her name was Maggie. I spent a half hour or so with her, and enjoyed the massage. There was a *Lot* of haggling, and it killed the mood. We were both put off, and it didn't go great, even though all of the mechanics went flawlessly. Just that undertone of mood-killing negotiations having killed the vibe.

TL; DR. Coco is Lucky, Maggie is Cici and I am confused. I have no intention of ever going back there. Nice place, just out of the way, and I don't like this excessive use of multiple names. That's bullshit.

[DudeXoXo]

Used to live around there so I have some experience with all the massage places around there.

Victoria is HJ only, and only the cute girl provides it from my experience. However, she will rush you. Pay for 30, get jerked off around 10 or 15 minute mark, then out the door.

I' recommend just driving the 5-10 minutes and go with one of the Thai providers in Bellevue if you are looking to get your dick wet.

There is one massage joint right at the bottom of the hill on Redmond way right across from the KFC that does an excellent massage but no HE.

Much appreciated. I'll skip Victoria. I saw the place by KFC and was curious. I could also go for a good massage, might hit that up tonight. Then Bellevue when I grab the rental.

[SMediumDick]

Hey all.

Stuck in Redmond for 2 weeks. Staying just off Redmond way. Few places In Walking distance. I don't get a car til Friday but wondering if there is any action to be found here in Redmond. I popped in Victoria for a second to see what was on offer and the mama and 2 girls were on the couch. The cuter girl stood up. We talked for a minute, but I'd already drank a fair amount and wasn't going to risk a whisky dick. I told her I'd come by tomorrow so I'll TOFTT and report back. Anything else in the area worth trying? Appreciate it.

Used to live around there so I have some experience with all the massage places around there.

Victoria is HJ only, and only the cute girl provides it from my experience. However, she will rush you. Pay for 30, get jerked off around 10 or 15 minute mark, then out the door.

I' recommend just driving the 5-10 minutes and go with one of the Thai providers in Bellevue if you are looking to get your dick wet.

There is one massage joint right at the bottom of the hill on Redmond way right across from the KFC that does an excellent massage but no HE.

[DudeXoXo]

Hey all.

Stuck in Redmond for 2 weeks. Staying just off Redmond way. Few places In Walking distance. I don't get a car til Friday but wondering if there is any action to be found here in Redmond. I popped in Victoria for a second to see what was on offer and the mama and 2 girls were on the couch. The cuter girl stood up. We talked for a minute, but I'd already drank a fair amount and wasn't going to risk a whisky dick. I told her I'd come by tomorrow so I'll TOFTT and report back. Anything else in the area worth trying? Appreciate it.

[MassagedGuy]

I would like to find a place that gives good BBBJ between northgate and lynnwood anyone got anything for me? I am tired of just getting a HJ.