The Massholes

[Wiseass]

..........So let's take a look at Arlington, Mr. City Kid! From Google:

Is Arlington MA a good place to live? Arlington is among the safest of Boston's suburbs, making it highly desirable. The total crime rate is 82% lower than the national average, while violent crime is 80% lower, and property crime is 83% lower.

How diverse is Arlington MA? The 5 largest ethnic groups in Arlington, MA are White (Non-Hispanic) (75.8% Asian (Non-Hispanic) (12.3% White (Hispanic) (3. 83% Two+ (Non-Hispanic) (3. 64% and Black or African American (Non-Hispanic) (3. 06% 0% of the households in Arlington, MA speak a non-English language at home as their primary language...........

Interesting facts. How much did you pay someone to type this up for you? Obviously, it's not your writing. And, it proves what useless information you're posting here.

Learn to Read and Comprehend! You seem to have the same affliction as your Hero DumDum. It's from Google, as I noted in the post. Why are you replying to a post for Andir? Herow is correct, you are a Twit! Let's take one sample of your useles information:

Unfortunately, it was most likely fish, tofu or vegetables. Some places, you can smell it as soon as you walk in the door. The funny ones are the pretty young women that probably grew up in the farm or something. They don't mind burping in front of you. One did that like a guy and it surprised the hell out of me. She didn't even flinch or say excuse me. Geesh.

Wow, very useful! Really going to help me Monger in AMPs, LOL. How did you acquire this knowledge? Did you swing by China when you left Japan and stay in a Farming Village for a few weeks where pretty young women were always burping at you? What do the Pretty Japanese young Farm Girls Do, Burp or Fart at you? Yup, the World of Mattis McBragg (Roll Eyes).

The Bottom Line is you Post this useless Garbage on the Review Threads! Make yourself useful and Post a Daily Weather Forecast instead! In this Thread, pretty much anything is allowed!

[BillyBaloney]

Considering how the others got a major "fuck you" to their bio, mine is actually the least hated one. Haha.

Yup, you are the least hated but you are also the least respected. Byproduct of posting a thousand bullshit posts. Keep up the good work! LMAO.

[Mattis1775]

Mattis is a naive and innocent immigrant who doesn't know English that well. Makes up 90 % of what he posts. Not very bright but not evil either.

Wiseass is a complete asshole. A super spiteful motherfucker. Hates pretty much everyone. Sounds suspiciously similar to Jack617 who has "asshole" attached to his name. Despite his evil nature, he is very very dumb. That is a bit surprising as nasty people are often smarter than the general population.

Herow is a sad clown. Always complains about something. Quite useless but harmless. Did I mention that he likes roping up his hoes? Sorry, if I forgot to mention this.

Sounds is the smartest among those motherfuckers. But he is super old and doesn't really go anywhere. Completely useless at this point.

BillyBaloney, aka Jack617, is the in-house sleuth detective. Will spend days and weeks assembling posts containing citations from 5-year-old posts. I don't think the person could be nastier than this angry individual. Used to be funny and sometimes smart (as Jack617), but not anymore. Fuck this asshole.

If you, good people, want more, let me know!

Considering how the others got a major "fuck you" to their bio, mine is actually the least hated one. Haha.

[MathGuy59]

Feel free to Block my friend. You know you want to push it. But, you can't. You just can't help it. Come on WiseAss, what are you waiting for. I can put a video to show you how to do it. I understand your special needs. Keep reading and trolling girl. That's all you're good it.

You're 100 percent correct Mattis! WiseAss will never block you. He enjoys the fighting too much and is drawn to the drama. I guess we all are. LOL.

[MathGuy59]

"Newest User for Asiandumdum / Ballsdeep / Jagoff. If you don't add him to your ignore list it means you want to read his stuff. ".

Badge of honor has already been bestowed. Honestly, I don't care who he is as long as he provides good shit. The problem is figuring out what posts are real or just plain made up. Just like the Westwood parlor. I absolutely hate that place and I only visited twice. Bad attitude and you walk out pissed off rather than relieved. Yet, he says he's gotten something out of it.

He's visited perhaps all of the parlors in Massachusetts and then some. How he's got the time and $$$ is beyond me.

I have not visited all of the MP's in Massachusetts. Not even close. I have only been here for 8 years. But, I have visited hundreds of them and spent well over 250,000 dollars in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine and Connecticut. That total does NOT include Florida. I hobbied in Florida for approximately 6 years and was "based" in the Orlando area.

Indeed, I can attest to this Board, that I swear, "on the souls of my grandchildren", (great quote from The Godfather!) that I will always provide one hundred percent accurate data on the vagina in this area. Always, my friend. Always. I welcome any member to PM me for data. I always answer my PM's as best I can. I never ignore a genuine request for intel on pussy. Never.

MathGuy59.

[MathGuy59]

Seriously, you guys are almost as funny as my beloved Three Stooges!! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk! Mattis, Andir, Wiseass you guys make this Forum worth the price of admission. You really do. Oh, wait! USASG is free! That makes it all the more enjoyable to read you guys go after each other every day. And, yes, yes, by the grace of God, I do have a great deal of cash to spend on V A G I and A. Lots and lots of V A G I and A. After banginging thousands of providers, I feel as though I have earned the right to be considered as an all time King of the Hobbyists. But, "youse" (my Brooklyn New York accent, LOL) guys are true entertainment and I commend each of you on your high degree of intellect. Your writing styles show that all of you gentlemen are very intelligent, insightful and provocative. I am going to assume that you are all separate individuals and not three separate personalities warehoused inside one very, very deeply disturbed person who is using multiple usernames on USASG.

Major kudos to A2 for allowing all of us to use this thread to say whatever we want. It is much appreciated.

MG59.

[Mattis1775]

You have the same problem figuring out his Posts, that Everyone has with your Posts! Lmao! Herow said it best!

And he was extremely polite using the word "twit".

Feel free to Block my friend. You know you want to push it. But, you can't. You just can't help it. Come on WiseAss, what are you waiting for. I can put a video to show you how to do it. I understand your special needs. Keep reading and trolling girl. That's all you're good it.

[Mattis1775]

If you remember, you stated where you live:

So let's take a look at Arlington, Mr. City Kid! From Google:

Is Arlington MA a good place to live? Arlington is among the safest of Boston's suburbs, making it highly desirable. The total crime rate is 82% lower than the national average, while violent crime is 80% lower, and property crime is 83% lower.

How diverse is Arlington MA? The 5 largest ethnic groups in Arlington, MA are White (Non-Hispanic) (75.8% Asian (Non-Hispanic) (12.3% White (Hispanic) (3. 83% Two+ (Non-Hispanic) (3. 64% and Black or African American (Non-Hispanic) (3. 06% 0% of the households in Arlington, MA speak a non-English language at home as their primary language.

Oh yeah! Your quite the City Kid living in a very Safe Town among a very Diverse Multi-Cultural Population, Lmao! Once again, you accuse others of what you do yourself or of your own situation. Sounds just like someone else that was just buried. What was his name? Ah yes, DumDum!

Interesting facts. How much did you pay someone to type this up for you? Obviously, it's not your writing. And, it proves what useless information you're posting here.

[Mattis1775]

Because he's lying, you fucking twit.

Sure thing Homo Herow. I guess you're the smart one here. Entertain us more with you're experience. This will be interesting considering that we don't like pricks here, except WiseAss.

[Mattis1775]

You have the same problem figuring out his Posts, that Everyone has with your Posts! Lmao! Herow said it best!

And he was extremely polite using the word "twit".

Apparently WiseAss divorced Andir and found a new blowjob partner. Pretty sad WiseAss. Pretty sad. Still waiting for that punchline, which I've been waiting for way too long. And, trying to make new friends because everyone else has either placed him on the ignored list or just ignored him all together. Hero Herow wouldn't have to train his throat for WiseAss. He's already been made fun of by the AMPs, saying they need chopsticks to jerk his small prick off.

[Andir]

Mattis is a naive and innocent immigrant who doesn't know English that well. Makes up 90 % of what he posts. Not very bright but not evil either.

Wiseass is a complete asshole. A super spiteful motherfucker. Hates pretty much everyone. Sounds suspiciously similar to Jack617 who has "asshole" attached to his name. Despite his evil nature, he is very very dumb. That is a bit surprising as nasty people are often smarter than the general population.

Herow is a sad clown. Always complains about something. Quite useless but harmless. Did I mention that he likes roping up his hoes? Sorry, if I forgot to mention this.

Sounds is the smartest among those motherfuckers. But he is super old and doesn't really go anywhere. Completely useless at this point.

BillyBaloney, aka Jack617, is the in-house sleuth detective. Will spend days and weeks assembling posts containing citations from 5-year-old posts. I don't think the person could be nastier than this angry individual. Used to be funny and sometimes smart (as Jack617), but not anymore. Fuck this asshole.

If you, good people, want more, let me know!

[Wiseass]

"Newest User for Asiandumdum / Ballsdeep / Jagoff. If you don't add him to your ignore list it means you want to read his stuff. ".

Badge of honor has already been bestowed. Honestly, I don't care who he is as long as he provides good shit. The problem is figuring out what posts are real or just plain made up. Just like the Westwood parlor. I absolutely hate that place and I only visited twice. Bad attitude and you walk out pissed off rather than relieved. Yet, he says he's gotten something out of it.

He's visited perhaps all of the parlors in Massachusetts and then some. How he's got the time and $$$ is beyond me.

You have the same problem figuring out his Posts, that Everyone has with your Posts! Lmao! Herow said it best!

Because he's lying, you fucking twit.

And he was extremely polite using the word "twit".

[Sounds]

Because he's lying, you fucking twit.

It's posts like this that make me really wish there was a like button!

[Mattis1775]

You are Quite upset! I must have hit a Nerve. Looks like no Daily Weather Forecasts now!

You hit a nerve because you keep saying they same shit like the defunct CrazyC. Can't you come up with something fresh? You're lucky that I'm responding back here because everyone else is falling asleep with you're antics. Come on, let's go.

[Herow]

He's visited perhaps all of the parlors in Massachusetts and then some. How he's got the time and $$$ is beyond me.

Because he's lying, you fucking twit.