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05-31-22 01:05 #5455Senior Member

Posts: 7221LovelyMorgan (Hx)
Saw her recently for the 3rd time to plug her butthole and it was magical.
She loves getting her ass drilled and her tight twat eaten. I divulged her kitty to several wet gushes.
Her BBBJ is soft licks and swallows jr whole with some slurping and she also loves to Suck a penis.
Ate her from behind on all 4's on the bed and made her squirm as I daty / dato both holes and some fiv / fia. A lot of sticky icky wetness was all over my mouth.
Her slow sensual dfks and soft moans as I plow away in mish with them legs / knees pinned back.
I will see her again and again.
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05-29-22 08:48 #5454Senior Member

Posts: 30Thought of seeing her but now I will look out for someone else thanks mate.
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05-28-22 03:47 #5453Senior Member

Posts: 275Exotic1 Celine is the worst (review)
Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.
Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.
She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.
"Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.
Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?
The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.
Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.
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05-25-22 16:24 #5452Senior Member

Posts: 30How much was the damage?
Originally Posted by Operational
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05-17-22 17:17 #5451Senior Member

Posts: 329Cutemonett1
Anybody plunder this one?
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05-16-22 21:18 #5450Senior Member

Posts: 317This is an unfortunate problem here. I've seen people wildly exaggerate tit sizes. I remember one guy saying Athena's were massive. Hers were really nice, but not even close to "big".
Originally Posted by Rrod1114
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05-16-22 17:48 #5449Senior Member

Posts: 329I asked her if she's into face fucking, she told me yes that she was down to throat me but from mixed signals here I feel like this is a set up.
Originally Posted by NickSgv
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05-16-22 02:25 #5448Senior Member

Posts: 211KristaMay
I saw her last year. My experience was meh. Nothing negative but didn't find her service nothing but average.
Originally Posted by BoonTown1919
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I remember LFK, no DFK. She used too much of her hands with BBBJ. Don't remember her having big tits. More like B+ cup. But she did have a great body and nice bubble booty. Face was 6 at best.
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05-15-22 03:10 #5447Regular Member

Posts: 14KristaMay
I have seen her on HX for a while and took a gamble to see her earlier today.
She is a petite latina, great body with natural big tits. I had a great nice time with her. Unbelievable BBBJ and overall great sensual session.
I'm not sure what happened with the negative reviews from the past on here, but she didn't rush the session with me at all.
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05-14-22 16:32 #5446Senior Member

Posts: 37The Bliss Girls
I haven't seen any posts from the Bliss Crew. Beautiful 20 something year old girls, model types and rather expensive donations.
Are there any out there now? Or did they all leave during the pandemic?
Hopefully one or two are indie now.
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05-13-22 13:16 #5445Senior Member

Posts: 110LeilaLuv
My first visit wasn't brilliant (YMMV) but I went back and the 2nd time she was a lot more relaxed and really flirty and fun. Great oral skills and a fantastic view in K9. Don't care for the ugly tattoos but that's pretty common.
Originally Posted by SkankHunt42
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One of the best natural spinner bods around IMHO. Cute as well.
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05-13-22 07:58 #5444Senior Member

Posts: 89LeilaLuv
Saw her recently. Scheduling with her was a bit difficult because she was pretty bad at replying to texts. When I arrived, she was a bit socially awkward and paranoid. Not really the best of experiences for me. YMMV.
Originally Posted by Jedi69
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05-12-22 19:24 #5443Senior Member

Posts: 211Xo. Celine
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Xo.Celine
This girl had a profile before. XoCeline. See difference with period in middle.
Any intel?
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05-12-22 19:23 #5442Banned Member

Posts: 69Pse
If they have PSE in their menu but don't do BBFS than they are stupid and need to remove it. PSE is and will always mean BBFS and video. No exceptions.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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Every girl on HX does BBFS, maybe not with you and maybe not with me but they will with someone.
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05-12-22 19:02 #5441Regular Member

Posts: 22Yeah, she was the small Latina girl.
Originally Posted by ILoveMexicans
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