Escort Reports

[Monger93]

Hey gents,

I dreamed of Stacie (link below to an old ad with photos) last summer, but haven't seen her post at all this year. Is she still around? I'd love to revisit her, but can't find her.

Thanks!

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/y...e-now/40846658

JD.

She runs with the group that includes Scamber / Amber / Sophia, Amber, Brittany (deceased), Maddie, Bella Vanella, etc that used to work put of the Triangle area. She's kind of a strange chick with some ocds. Haven't heard from her in months but she will sometimes walk.

I know she is a hard candy user.

[LotharioPK]

Has anybody used this with any luck? I just stumbled on this today. And it looks like some great talent is offered there. But are they real??

Thanks gents!!

I can't speak for all the girls on that site, but Amber used to post there under a different name I can't remember. I haven't seen her yet, but Amber is either real or the most consistent bait I have ever seen.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/81817908

https://sumosear.ch/phone/419-359-3678

https://sumosear.ch/phone/419-776-8145

[LotharioPK]

I got ghosted so I sent out a bunch of texts to recent posters to LC / EB hoping they were more likely to reply. Coco was on that list because I have been watching her ads for years without pulling the trigger and her recent posts / pics looked good. She was the first to respond so I made the date.

Comms were fair. A little laggy but workable. I met her at an extented stay hotel in Farmington Hills. Probably the nicet room I have seen a SP in so far.

Coco is attractive and I think that is what is carrying her. She is fairly tall, thin and blond with fairly perky B-cups. She has a fairly pretty face. She did have some obvious bruising and rough spots on her skin. Candy consumption?

To call her performance mechanical would be an insult to machines. She hardly said anything except "Hello" and "Goodbye". No conversation. Also spent a lot of time looking at her phone and it kept ringing through the bluetooth speakers while we were fucking.

She opened the door in a black fish-netty-elastic-body-sheath and said "Hi! You're handsome! And that was the high point of the date. For a GFE (which, sadly I ponied up more $ for) she was very detached and disinterested. She let me know she had three other guys in a holding pattern waiting for me to finish. Personally, if I'm expecting GFE, I prefer not to hear about other guys. Breaks the fantasy. She is also frankly a lousy kisser.

We started with an OK BBBJ which I stopped so as to not pop too soon. I then tried DATY and while she had a nice kitty she just laid there totally unresponsive. With every other SP I have been with they have either genuinely enjoyed it or at least had the common courtesy to pretend they did. You would think that these girls would figure out after a while that the fastest way to get rid of a guy is to be enthusiastic to make him cum faster. He'll also leave happier and be more likely to repeat.

We then put on the cover and I asked her to mount me. She notified me she doesn't do top because of bad knees and hips. OK, mish then. She just laid there like Patricia Star (Patrick's GF). By this time I was just hoping to finish. I finally pumped one out and got dressed and left while she worked her phone.

This was either a serious case of YMMV or there are alot of guys with low standards leaving glowing reviews of this girl. I shoulda listened to the warnings on the forums and saved some $$. At least I have no more fantasies left about her.

Will not repeat.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-238-1983

[TechTraveler77]

Thanks for the correction HL, I too had seen the infamous T up in Auburn Hills. I also did an impromptu photo shoot with her and she has a distinct tattoo on her back left shoulder.

Is she knock out gorgeous, maybe not, but my visits with her were very pleasant and I found her enjoyable. Of the photos I took, several of them could be deemed attractive, especially the ones in her street clothes.

As always, what one may think is stellar, may be sub par for another.

Chill Bro. Lmao. If you read more reports I stated that I made a mistake. I even reported my own post, I don't know what to tell you about that. I can't delete the post unless you would like to tell me how to do it. And I have seen T before. I didn't think she was attractive at all. I saw a girl who resembled her in the same area, and in my drunk state I made a mistake. But I will get my facts straight for you in the future. Thanks.

[EdHemlock]

Anyone seen this one?

https://escortbabylon.net/comments_list/2487206796

I haven't been able to get a text back from her. Curious if she's legit.

Almost looks TGTBT, looks cute, would love to see her if she's legit / properly priced.

[NeilYoung999]

Anyone seen this one?

https://escortbabylon.net/comments_list/2487206796

I haven't been able to get a text back from her. Curious if she's legit.

[JamieGreek2019]

That made my day!

Stay safe.

J.

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[ThumbTak]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

This may be the truest thing I've ever seen posted on USSG, lmfao.

[Moonglow913]

Isn't it legal in Ann Arbor now? Seems we should all just focus there.

The Prosecutor has just said they will not be prosecuting such cases. It's a step in the right direction but don't think you can act with impunity. You can still get arrested. I guess it is a little like the old pot days in Ann Arbor.

[Mike Adriano]

Agreed. I saw her last week in New Baltimore. Was expecting a lackluster meet because reviews are mixed at best. But there was absolutely no one around so I took a flyer. Her clothes were filthy and of course no make up. Pretty much what I was expecting. But the deeds went well. Nice bbj and good cfs. Down side, no bed at the time had to make use of a recliner in the living Room.

Thank you for the report. Sounds like you got a favorable meeting all things considered! Usually when these girls make a big move, they tend to be at their worst! Pontiac to Chesterfield / New Baltimore area is a pretty big move to me. I know timing can be everything as well! Thank you again and remain safe everyone!

[MidwestHobby]

It says she's here as of today! I was checking her out because I love a voluptuous red head but dam I only wanted to rent her not buy her! Those are some crazy prices!! Good luck.

$1500/ hr? Who does she think she is?

Talk about GPS.

[RockHard403]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

OMG too funny. All of it's true too.

[PeterMaxx]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[HookerLover]

That's not T from great lakes crossing. Get your facts straight, you obviously have never seen T before. I've talked to the girl in the post. She used to be at a nice house in Milford, but if she's in Pontiac she's back with the Paddock st girls. I love how anyone can post anything on here even if it's a blatant lie..

Chill Bro. Lmao. If you read more reports I stated that I made a mistake. I even reported my own post, I don't know what to tell you about that. I can't delete the post unless you would like to tell me how to do it. And I have seen T before. I didn't think she was attractive at all. I saw a girl who resembled her in the same area, and in my drunk state I made a mistake. But I will get my facts straight for you in the future. Thanks.

[PipersPit]

That's not T from great lakes crossing. Get your facts straight, you obviously have never seen T before. I've talked to the girl in the post. She used to be at a nice house in Milford, but if she's in Pontiac she's back with the Paddock st girls. I love how anyone can post anything on here even if it's a blatant lie.

Stay safe.

420.

Note. T in Auburn Hills is not attractive at all.