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  1. #5461
    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Probably too pricey for you? 350 hr plus and extra 100 to pound her starfish.
    Just as a FYI that comment is going to be seen as condescending, and 350 hr isn't that high, just +50 over the "standard" rate of 300/ hr you see with a lot of girls. I see the mods deleted a comment as "argumentative", probably a guy that took offense to how you worded that.

    It comes down to value. Unless you're dumping Charlie Sheen levels of money, you probably consider that girls with higher prices aren't worth it unless they're bringing something extra to the table to justify the higher price. As an example, I am a huge fan of eviebaby99. I saw her, gave her a great review, and would totally see her again. Her booker sent me the copy / paste menu 2 days ago, and I had sticker shock over her dramatically raised rates: now 300 hhr & 400 hr. She's great, but is she so much better than other great girls who I can do a hhr with at 200-220 to justify the 50% premium? Nahhhh. But look, if she stays busy at those prices, good for her. Capitalism is supply and demand, and girls should charge the highest price they will still get a lot of bookings at.

    I do think that overpaying girls is bad for everyone, because it is the leading cause of GPS, and GPS basically ruins girls. The problem with GPS is that it causes girls to "value themselves" at above-market rates. Then, when they see contrary evidence in the form of low to no traffic, they refuse to accept reality because now their ego is involved. They might be forced to lower their rates to get clients, but they remain butthurt about it, and their attitude and service suffer. So guys paying full market rates like me end up with bad experiences because some dude spoiled her once or a few times, and now she thinks she's entitled to that. So dudes who brag about giving girls huge tips and stuff, it isn't the flex they think it is.

  2. #5460
    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Saw her recently for the 3rd time to plug her butthole and it was magical.

    She loves getting her ass drilled and her tight twat eaten. I divulged her kitty to several wet gushes.

    Her BBBJ is soft licks and swallows jr whole with some slurping and she also loves to Suck a penis.

    Ate her from behind on all 4's on the bed and made her squirm as I daty / dato both holes and some fiv / fia. A lot of sticky icky wetness was all over my mouth.

    Her slow sensual dfks and soft moans as I plow away in mish with them legs / knees pinned back.

    I will see her again and again.
    Thanks for the report. I love those huge tits. She is definitely going on my bucket list.

  3. #5459
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  4. #5458
    Quote Originally Posted by Krayanne  [View Original Post]
    How much is the damage?
    Probably too pricey for you? 350 hr plus and extra 100 to pound her starfish.

  5. #5457
    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Saw her recently for the 3rd time to plug her butthole and it was magical.

    She loves getting her ass drilled and her tight twat eaten. I divulged her kitty to several wet gushes.

    Her BBBJ is soft licks and swallows jr whole with some slurping and she also loves to Suck a penis.

    Ate her from behind on all 4's on the bed and made her squirm as I daty / dato both holes and some fiv / fia. A lot of sticky icky wetness was all over my mouth.

    Her slow sensual dfks and soft moans as I plow away in mish with them legs / knees pinned back.

    I will see her again and again.
    How much is the damage?

  6. #5456

    Did she rob you?

    Quote Originally Posted by FacePalm99  [View Original Post]
    Her HX network is painted red. Several reports of her setting guys up to get robbed by her pimp / boyfriend / baby-daddy.
    Details please? I have seen her many times and in the past I know she had some trouble with an ex but I find it hard to believe that she would do something like that. If anything I think the guy might have done this without her knowing. I hardly think 3 red marks is what you call painted as you say. She is an amazing provider. She is super into the service she provides and it never seems fake or forced. I always have a blast with her. She isn't as thin as she used to be back a few years ago but what lady is still from when they started? All in all she is still beautiful sexy just added a few extra pounds to plow into. I do know she had a couple of kids but that hasn't affected that juicy kitty of hers. I will still be seeing her. If you haven't seen her my advice is to go see her. Maybe ask beforehand if its possible drama might happen during your visit? I know one time she messaged me to not come anymore, I was already on my way so I asked why? She just told me to please not come and she would make up for it. Next visit she told me she was having issues with her dude but said they no longer are together. I haven't heard any drama stories for a couple months now so I think its safe to test her out if you haven't. She is not a Rob. But hey take everything you read from hear with a grain of salt even my advice. Its up to you.

  7. #5455

    LovelyMorgan (Hx)

    Saw her recently for the 3rd time to plug her butthole and it was magical.

    She loves getting her ass drilled and her tight twat eaten. I divulged her kitty to several wet gushes.

    Her BBBJ is soft licks and swallows jr whole with some slurping and she also loves to Suck a penis.

    Ate her from behind on all 4's on the bed and made her squirm as I daty / dato both holes and some fiv / fia. A lot of sticky icky wetness was all over my mouth.

    Her slow sensual dfks and soft moans as I plow away in mish with them legs / knees pinned back.

    I will see her again and again.

  8. #5454
    Quote Originally Posted by PewpHead  [View Original Post]
    Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

    Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

    She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

    "Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.

    Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?

    The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.

    Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.
    Thought of seeing her but now I will look out for someone else thanks mate.

  9. #5453

    Exotic1 Celine is the worst (review)

    Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

    Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

    She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

    "Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.

    Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?

    The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.

    Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.

  10. #5452
    Quote Originally Posted by Operational  [View Original Post]
    If they have PSE in their menu but don't do BBFS than they are stupid and need to remove it. PSE is and will always mean BBFS and video. No exceptions.

    Every girl on HX does BBFS, maybe not with you and maybe not with me but they will with someone.
    How much was the damage?

  11. #5451

    Cutemonett1

    Anybody plunder this one?

  12. #5450
    Quote Originally Posted by Rrod1114  [View Original Post]
    Don't remember her having big tits. More like B+ cup.
    This is an unfortunate problem here. I've seen people wildly exaggerate tit sizes. I remember one guy saying Athena's were massive. Hers were really nice, but not even close to "big".

  13. #5449
    Quote Originally Posted by NickSgv  [View Original Post]
    My first visit wasn't brilliant (YMMV) but I went back and the 2nd time she was a lot more relaxed and really flirty and fun. Great oral skills and a fantastic view in K9. Don't care for the ugly tattoos but that's pretty common.

    One of the best natural spinner bods around IMHO. Cute as well.
    I asked her if she's into face fucking, she told me yes that she was down to throat me but from mixed signals here I feel like this is a set up.

  14. #5448

    KristaMay

    Quote Originally Posted by BoonTown1919  [View Original Post]
    I have seen her on HX for a while and took a gamble to see her earlier today.

    She is a petite latina, great body with natural big tits. I had a great nice time with her. Unbelievable BBBJ and overall great sensual session.

    I'm not sure what happened with the negative reviews from the past on here, but she didn't rush the session with me at all.
    I saw her last year. My experience was meh. Nothing negative but didn't find her service nothing but average.

    I remember LFK, no DFK. She used too much of her hands with BBBJ. Don't remember her having big tits. More like B+ cup. But she did have a great body and nice bubble booty. Face was 6 at best.

  15. #5447

    KristaMay

    I have seen her on HX for a while and took a gamble to see her earlier today.

    She is a petite latina, great body with natural big tits. I had a great nice time with her. Unbelievable BBBJ and overall great sensual session.

    I'm not sure what happened with the negative reviews from the past on here, but she didn't rush the session with me at all.

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