Escort Reports

**DeepMassage** · 05-19-22 17:19

Dorito? That would be sharp and pointy. I'll pass. A Pringles, maybe.

Originally Posted by Solidus [View Original Post]

A chip in her pussy? What the fuck.

**Jason619** · 05-19-22 13:12

Originally Posted by NamotuMan1 [View Original Post]

She quoted me 150/240 / 440 (QK / HHR / HR), with BBBJ "if clean" and 80 extra for GFE & Greek. BJ 100 and HJ 60.

Got the same menu even with a "special" advertised. Wasn't really impressed by her pics and it took her a long time to respond back. Sounds like a good option to those grandfathered in at her old rates. Can anyone comment on her face? Always assume they have a butterface when it's hidden.

**Solidus** · 05-16-22 13:36

Originally Posted by ImAJoesHesAHoe [View Original Post]

So I can't lie she is exactly like the photos super hot (fake tits and ass) beautiful face. But man we started off cool massage blowjob but then we go to have sex and she tells me the agency put a chip in her pussy and she can't have sex with me. So since I spent $400 with intent of going all the way I protested a bit and got the same chip explanation. I would avoid seems cool and is hot but is deff full of herself.

https://www.eros.com/california/san_...es/3000269.htm

A chip in her pussy? What the fuck.

**LieuPine** · 05-14-22 23:19

Hello. Heading to SD and looking for recs. I live in a pretty rural area, so I'm excited to see the local offerings. Can anyone recommend a blonde, spinner, GFE type? I've been perusing the usual sites but not sure how much I can trust those reviews. Any info appreciated, even if it's just to say which sites will provide the most true-to-ad experience. Feel free to DM. Happy to trade info, but there isn't much in my neck of the woods.

**Mr MuffMan** · 05-14-22 19:06

Originally Posted by JohnieYammie [View Original Post]

I never give her more then 100 and she's full GFE with me. YMMV she's definitely worth more.

Yep, back a few years ago I'd pay her $80 for full on crazy GFE sessions. Paid her $140 last week. She's awesome, but she told me she's being more selective now, so definitely YMMV with her.

Mr MuffMan.

**ImAJoesHesAHoe** · 05-14-22 18:03

So I can't lie she is exactly like the photos super hot (fake tits and ass) beautiful face. But man we started off cool massage blowjob but then we go to have sex and she tells me the agency put a chip in her pussy and she can't have sex with me. So since I spent $400 with intent of going all the way I protested a bit and got the same chip explanation. I would avoid seems cool and is hot but is deff full of herself.

https://www.eros.com/california/san_...es/3000269.htm

**Sethk** · 05-14-22 16:21

Hi everyone,

I've got a bit of unexpected free time Monday, and thought I'd check one off the bucket list. Does anyone have a suggestion for a squirter (the more spray the better!) that's into DFK? No bbws please, just not my thing. Feel free to post or PM, I can share a few of my favorites in return.

Thanks!

**JohnieYammie** · 05-14-22 12:53

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

She told me she's definitely being more careful with who she provides the GFE sessions to. Maybe she decided to up-charge for it. As always, it's a YMMV thing.

Mr MuffMan.

I never give her more then 100 and she's full GFE with me. YMMV she's definitely worth more.

**Mr MuffMan** · 05-12-22 21:53

Originally Posted by NamotuMan1 [View Original Post]

She quoted me 150/240 / 440 (QK / HHR / HR), with BBBJ "if clean" and 80 extra for GFE & Greek. BJ 100 and HJ 60.

She told me she's definitely being more careful with who she provides the GFE sessions to. Maybe she decided to up-charge for it. As always, it's a YMMV thing.

Mr MuffMan.

**NamotuMan1** · 05-12-22 19:36

She quoted me 150/240 / 440 (QK / HHR / HR), with BBBJ "if clean" and 80 extra for GFE & Greek. BJ 100 and HJ 60.

Originally Posted by UCBaja2 [View Original Post]

She quoted me $220 hhr.

**Member #7047** · 05-12-22 13:39

She quoted me $220 hhr.

Originally Posted by Sdsaluki [View Original Post]

Would you mind sharing her rates?

**Mr MuffMan** · 05-12-22 11:32

Originally Posted by Sdsaluki [View Original Post]

Would you mind sharing her rates?

140 QV 200 HHR 400 HR. I had a 45 min QV. I'm not saying you or anyone else should expect that. But I am saying she's definitely not a clock watcher.

Mr MuffMan.

**Sdsaluki** · 05-12-22 10:23

Would you mind sharing her rates?

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

OK mongers, here you go. In the past I would have kept this one to myself for a little bit before sharing. But as you know, The MuffMan is into the skinny Asian girls now, so much so that he's gotten quite close and deep with some of them (I've got 1 wife, 1 GF and several that I'm banging on the side, but shh don't let the wife or GF know). So I'm gifting this to you sick bastards. Some of you may remember Victoria from a few years ago. At the time she was one of, if not the best GFE provider in town. Certainly the best for the money (not sure what her current rates are). Full disclosure, I have not seen her since she's returned, the pictures are 100% her though (I can confirm the tattoos), and I did text her and based on her response, I'm pretty confident it is indeed her. Mid 20's hot Latina who's super cool and Full GFE. Honestly, she's quite possibly my favorite provider of all-time (don't let the wife or GF know about that either). Have at her guys, you can thank me later.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...diego/81074954#.

Mr MuffMan.

**Mr MuffMan** · 05-12-22 02:45

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

OK mongers, here you go. In the past I would have kept this one to myself for a little bit before sharing. But as you know, The MuffMan is into the skinny Asian girls now, so much so that he's gotten quite close and deep with some of them (I've got 1 wife, 1 GF and several that I'm banging on the side, but shh don't let the wife or GF know). So I'm gifting this to you sick bastards. Some of you may remember Victoria from a few years ago. At the time she was one of, if not the best GFE provider in town. Certainly the best for the money (not sure what her current rates are). Full disclosure, I have not seen her since she's returned, the pictures are 100% her though (I can confirm the tattoos), and I did text her and based on her response, I'm pretty confident it is indeed her. Mid 20's hot Latina who's super cool and Full GFE. Honestly, she's quite possibly my favorite provider of all-time (don't let the wife or GF know about that either). Have at her guys, you can thank me later.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...diego/81074954#.

Mr MuffMan.

Originally Posted by J0K3R [View Original Post]

Whoa isn't that selmas daughter?

Thanks for sharing king, that def is a great share if its really her.

First of all I'm The MuffMan, not the King. I know we're often mistaken for one another, but I want to make that clear LOL. Secondly, yes it is. I'm surprised you're the first person to comment or mention this. This is my hot lead of the year!!

My curiosity got the better of me, so I paid her a visit. It's her! She's been out of the game for 3 years and has been through a lot in that time, including recently having a baby. As a result she's not quite as tight bodied as she was, but she still looks good. The photos are real and recent. She's a little nervous and apprehensive about getting back into this, especially about meeting new clients, so I gave her some tips on how to screen out the sickest of the sick fucks out there. She's also a YMMV provider now. Meaning the crazy GFE sessions of the past are not a given. Show up showered with good hygiene, be a nice guy and treat her with the respect she deserves, and you'll have a good chance of being treated to one of those crazy GFE sessions, just like The MuffMan was a couple days ago. I have a soft spot for this girl, so I'm taking her under my wing. She's the only non "Asian hottie" who will be treated to my multiple multiple repeat visits, so that tells you how high I am on her. She doesn't plan on doing this for long, and quite frankly I'm not sure if this is for her anymore. But if you can make a connection with her like I have, she is amazing!

Mr MuffMan.

**J0K3R** · 05-12-22 00:40

Originally Posted by MrMuffMan [View Original Post]

OK mongers, here you go. In the past I would have kept this one to myself for a little bit before sharing. But as you know, The MuffMan is into the skinny Asian girls now, so much so that he's gotten quite close and deep with some of them (I've got 1 wife, 1 GF and several that I'm banging on the side, but shh don't let the wife or GF know). So I'm gifting this to you sick bastards. Some of you may remember Victoria from a few years ago. At the time she was one of, if not the best GFE provider in town. Certainly the best for the money (not sure what her current rates are). Full disclosure, I have not seen her since she's returned, the pictures are 100% her though (I can confirm the tattoos), and I did text her and based on her response, I'm pretty confident it is indeed her. Mid 20's hot Latina who's super cool and Full GFE. Honestly, she's quite possibly my favorite provider of all-time (don't let the wife or GF know about that either). Have at her guys, you can thank me later.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...diego/81074954#.

Mr MuffMan.

Whoa isn't that selmas daughter?

Thanks for sharing king, that def is a great share if its really her.