Escort Reports

[Papahound]

I met with Crystal after seeing some pretty good feedback about her here. I reached out and she responded within a few minutes with her location after I asked for a hhr session. The incall is located in her apartment and is in a pretty decent / safe area. The apartment is not bad at all, but, as others here have mentioned, her place is a complete dump and she has a bunch of random things laying all over the place. Her place sort of gave beginner hoarder vibes.

She greeted me at the door in her bra and panties and welcomed me into her bedroom as we navigated around some things on the floor. I quickly took care of the donation as she asked for it upfront and then we went at it without wasting time. I got undressed and sat at the edge of the bed as she took her bra off and got on her knees. She began with a really through BBBJ with deepthroat and also paid attention to my balls when I requested her to. The BJ was so sloppy and enthusiastically done that I had to ask her to slow down because I would have busted too early.

She slipped a cover on me and took her panties off as she got on all fours. I fucked her in doggy and lightly spanked her before she flipped over and I went in mish. I vigorously rubbed her clit and sucked her tits while fucking her and she eventually squirted on me. I laid down and she got on top cowgirl as she pushed against my chest and rode me until I busted in the bag. We still had some time so she laid down next to me and I played with her tits as we cuddled for a few minutes. She cleaned me up and we chatted for a bit before I headed out.

Positive: responsive, simple setup, no drama, she really aims to please and is submissive, she is not necessarily hot but she is fairly good looking if you are into the older MILF type, incredible BBBJ, fun dirty talk, squirter, and some really good sex.

Negative: only one, her place is a dump, but everything about her and the experience makes up for it.

9/10 overall and I will be repeating frequently with her. Was 150 for hhr.

https://tryst.link/escort/crystal-squirt

What general part of town was this?

[StanleyStankas]

Very solid and I read each post since I looked at the original poster. One point that was made since at one time she was a legitimate provider as mentioned by the posters. All of the bs of going back and forth and all the drama and time spent like was said for the same amount of money she wound up she could have just met the monger spit it out in 10 minutes or take it like a champ between her legs and say get out you're done! So really imo she spent all of this extra bs and the word is getting out of her antics. As far as the providers thinking we are total pond scum I totally agree. I have seen first hand what a supposed "friend" provider will do (and stupidly or not I actually tried to be her friend possibly her only one). I don't know if she was bi-polar or depressed severely. However, once I broke it off (and again friends only, never had sex with her or really wanted to) as she was becoming way to obsessive she went completely opposite of her "nice" demeanor that caused so many mongers to lavish her with cash and gifts. She literally became this woman from hell!! Possessed imo! I don't really get frightened by much of anything these days in my senior years and experience, however this girl's temper scared the living daylights out of me! So yea no matter what they say or do there is a real side of them we will never see! Plain and simple they see us for quick cash!

[GeorgeMax]

A positive to help brighten the afternoon — these scammers are so disappointing because as someone made note they are putting much more time / effort into the scam.

Daisy.

https://tryst.link/escort/daisy456

Is a phenomenal experience! She is not for the budget challenged but in her own way, she makes sure you get your money's worth from the experience.

Advertising: accurate.

Set up: easy. Cons are by text. But, keep your messages short and to the point. "Hi! Are you available?" Is enough to get things started.

Vetting: easy some 🪪, non LEO declaration and physical desc (age / race).

Setting: high rise condo near O'Hare with no security but she does have to buzz you in and give you floor / unit number.

Appearance: exact match to photos. Nice face. Nice pretend titties. Beautiful pussy! Phenomenal ass!

Experience: greetings at the door with her in nice lingerie. Be quiet and take off your shoes. Back to spare bedroom. Put $ on the table and she makes it disappear. Strip. Had to piss! She actually held my cock while I pissed up a storm in her toilet. Showered together. Washed my crotch, hands, ass, armpits and chest while I malled her titties and butt. Try off. Blue toast. Off to the bed.

She wanted to suck my cock but I positioned her so I could daty-little hair strip above, nice smell, great taste, finger went in easily and her nub popped out so I had to lick it. Worked my way around to dato and daty in doggie — fun!

Switched places and she played with me all over before sucking my cock, licking my balls, slurping my taint and then she rimmed my butt while jacking my cock. Not a couple light licks. She was sticking her tongue in deep and damned if it didn't feel good. In no time I blew my nut. She giggle about my banana popping! Cleaned me up and got me a good massage.

She flipped me over and got me hard — not difficult! Slipped the condom on with her mouth and we were off to the fuck. She's tight feeling. Not sloppy loose like some women get. Blew after a bit.

She cleaned me up and we were off to the showers together again. She washed me thoroughly- almost like she was consciously making sure there was no evidence of out tryst.

Chatted while I dressed, put my boots on for me, hug / kiss and squeezed my banana so I was off to the races.

Fun time! Beautiful body! Awesome sexual experience!

[DWaits]

I have never seen her but try to do my part in this forum by posting to the rip off threads every time she changes her name. People who come here enough should know her by now but also, it's good to check the rip off thread. BtcCore really should have left with her stuff, whatever was in the room. She obviously had something in there. If nothing else, her Alexa. LOL.

The other piece of advice to add to what has been shared today: don't park in the motel lot. When she said she had your car's license plate, that may or may not have been true. But it would never be true if you parked down the street or around the corner. Her boyfriend is likely watching from the lot.

[George Stark]

Every time I see another ripoff post about her or one of her million aliases I get so angry. I don't know what happened to her or why she decided to switch from a legit and very good provider to a scammer. Going from your review she spent well over an hour on this con. What was the point? She could have sucked the cum out of your dick in 10 minutes with her amazing BBBJ I used to love and gotten you out in half the time for the same amount of money, and you would have been happy and willing to repeat and tell others about the good experience.

I honestly don't get it.

Sadly, IMO that's easy. Some / many / most of these girls hate what they do, hate us, hate every minute of being with us. She may not start out that way, but once a witch arrives at that state, she probably *enjoys* the ripoff, even if it means spending more time to make less money. OP did some good work getting her good and pissed off, I'm sure it took some of the fun out of it for her.

Once I had a girl tell me to my face: "I hate you, I hate you *all*" - a girl I had thought was sort of a friend, due to many hours spent just talking with her, off the clock, after dates (though I NEVER lost sight of the fact that the sex was transactional) - it got easier to understand this sort of behavior.

The business with the Alexa camera is alarming. Besides being on camera, it shows a level of planning that is scary.

Got to love this part:

She sends me this long tirade about how I'm a typical white man using a woman down on her luck.

All the SJW bullshit these kunts deploy to try and get us off balance. And it's just pure bullshit in every case. We're calling out biotches for being ripoffs, but somehow this is *all* our fault. "White Male privilege" - complete bullshit.

[Chicago41]

That is the notorious Bonnie Belle who used to be the best, but now she only rips off!

Someone needs to set something up and then get an anonymous tip to the cops on that c*nt, say she's dealing drugs and everything. And I never use that C word, but this is a special case. How long has she been ripping people off now, 2-3 years straight?

[Nowhere500]

"Penelope" is a real person and used to be a real provider so she would be able to pass the picture test and the deposit test, but I especially like the last tip and it's a good one to follow. Paying after isn't realistic and I don't know any women here who allow it (even the guys preaching it never produce names of women who allow it). But splitting the difference by asking the girl to get undressed or less dressed before handing over the money seems reasonable.

You just have to be prepared for any potential conflict that will come from not handing over the money. If it's not a hotel, you're sometimes screwed the moment you enter the building if the place is covered by gang banging pimps.

I really just stick with agencies and high end girls anymore.

Honestly I would risk being ripped off before suggesting this. It would just kill the vibe I think. It does suck that this happened though. I cross posted this on A********* to help get the word out. In the end though there is no foolproof entirely safe way to live life. I do prefer agencies myself though, and this is one reason.

[GeneralObvious]

"Penelope" is a real person and used to be a real provider so she would be able to pass the picture test and the deposit test, but I especially like the last tip and it's a good one to follow. Paying after isn't realistic and I don't know any women here who allow it (even the guys preaching it never produce names of women who allow it). But splitting the difference by asking the girl to get undressed or less dressed before handing over the money seems reasonable.

You just have to be prepared for any potential conflict that will come from not handing over the money. If it's not a hotel, you're sometimes screwed the moment you enter the building if the place is covered by gang banging pimps.

I really just stick with agencies and high end girls anymore.

I don't do hotels. I prefer the girls who host at their own place. There are a few on Eros that I've mentioned before. For those of you who are single, this is the way to go.

[Jinurso]

Before meeting, do a reverse image search. Many scammers have swiped pics off of social media.

Never send a deposit, no matter how hot you "think" she is.

Ask her to send you a pic holding up 3 fingers, not 2, because too many IG models have 2 finger poses.

No motel / hotel gives you the keys to the room if the bill can't be paid in advance. Even the dives want money up front.

Before you put down your donation, ask her to get comfortable. If she wants to leave the room for a minute, she's a scammer.

Hope these tidbits help. Happy hobbying!

"Penelope" is a real person and used to be a real provider so she would be able to pass the picture test and the deposit test, but I especially like the last tip and it's a good one to follow. Paying after isn't realistic and I don't know any women here who allow it (even the guys preaching it never produce names of women who allow it). But splitting the difference by asking the girl to get undressed or less dressed before handing over the money seems reasonable.

You just have to be prepared for any potential conflict that will come from not handing over the money. If it's not a hotel, you're sometimes screwed the moment you enter the building if the place is covered by gang banging pimps.

I really just stick with agencies and high end girls anymore.

[Jinurso]

Every time I see another ripoff post about her or one of her million aliases I get so angry. I don't know what happened to her or why she decided to switch from a legit and very good provider to a scammer. Going from your review she spent well over an hour on this con. What was the point? She could have sucked the cum out of your dick in 10 minutes with her amazing BBBJ I used to love and gotten you out in half the time for the same amount of money, and you would have been happy and willing to repeat and tell others about the good experience.

I honestly don't get it.

Cash and Dash ripoff and recording.

Texted Penelope today after another girl ghosted me, heard back about within 20 minutes and set up an incall. She quoted me 200/300. She asked me to pick her up a pack of cigarettes on the way, figured what the hell, needed to stop for gas anyways.

So I get to her incall at a notel in Skokie, she lets me in, really dark in there. She's the girl in the pictures, so we sit and talk for a bit. Then she asks for the donation, I hand it over and then she's like "I have to go pay the bill for here. " So I'm sitting there alone in her room for like 15-20 minutes, then she texts me "Hey, there's cops out in the parking lot, I'm across the street, stay in there. I don't want to deal with them because I have a warrant. " I looked through the peephole and I did see flashing lights. So, I just chill in there, not like I have anywhere to be.

Hour goes by, and I look, I don't see anything in the lot, so I text her that they are gone. She texts me back "friends keep saying they are circling around. Meet me at a different hotel about 10 minutes away, I'm not going back there and my friend wants you out of his room. ".

Alright, what am I going to do, I go over to this other hotel, and I text her, and I text her, and I call. No answer, so 40 minutes later I send her a bs story saying it looks like she's scamming me but it's fine the stuff I took as a precaution I can pawn to get my money back. I didn't actually take anything I just wanted to get a response.

She sends me this long tirade about how I'm a typical white man using a woman down on her luck. And that she knows my plate number and have witnesses that I walked in to her room. I antagonize some more and then she drops that she knows that I didn't take anything because she watched her Alexa recording and saw that I didn't take anything.

She claimed she never responded because she was on the phone with corporate for the other hotel to get an upgrade, obvious bs. So I would steer clear if I was you all.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...c/593615510009

[Moejoo]

Any info on super hot looking latina Monica who only seems to advertise on facebook?

Went on FB and did a search for Hot Monica, it seems like that there may be more than one of them. Any chance you could provide a link?

[AssMann82]

I really hate this shit.

These "pros" forget the most important thing, Providing.

I'll usually I just block them and look elsewhere but it's slim pickings these days.

[GeneralObvious]

What are we doing here? These c**ts just never stop with their bs scams! It's pretty f**king easy!! Spread your legs or open your mouth wide let us do our business here's your money good bye! No, they think they are all the next owner of a major corporation and they are so so smarter than us! Thanks for reporting this as I for one intently read all of these and look for these scammers. That said we need to get our act more together as well or maybe it's just the way it is these days! Stosh. Be well boyzz. Thank you! Peace. P.S. This is not meant as disrespect to all of these posts from these posters! I am preaching to the choir I know and being as dumb as a box of rocks myself just typing through so I listen as well!!

Before meeting, do a reverse image search. Many scammers have swiped pics off of social media.

Never send a deposit, no matter how hot you "think" she is.

Ask her to send you a pic holding up 3 fingers, not 2, because too many IG models have 2 finger poses.

No motel / hotel gives you the keys to the room if the bill can't be paid in advance. Even the dives want money up front.

Before you put down your donation, ask her to get comfortable. If she wants to leave the room for a minute, she's a scammer.

Hope these tidbits help. Happy hobbying!

[ZBone54]

Any info on super hot looking latina Monica who only seems to advertise on facebook?

[StanleyStankas]

Cash and Dash ripoff and recording.

Texted Penelope today after another girl ghosted me, heard back about within 20 minutes and set up an incall. She quoted me 200/300. She asked me to pick her up a pack of cigarettes on the way, figured what the hell, needed to stop for gas anyways.

So I get to her incall at a notel in Skokie, she lets me in, really dark in there. She's the girl in the pictures, so we sit and talk for a bit. Then she asks for the donation, I hand it over and then she's like "I have to go pay the bill for here. " So I'm sitting there alone in her room for like 15-20 minutes, then she texts me "Hey, there's cops out in the parking lot, I'm across the street, stay in there. I don't want to deal with them because I have a warrant. " I looked through the peephole and I did see flashing lights. So, I just chill in there, not like I have anywhere to be.

Hour goes by, and I look, I don't see anything in the lot, so I text her that they are gone. She texts me back "friends keep saying they are circling around. Meet me at a different hotel about 10 minutes away, I'm not going back there and my friend wants you out of his room. ".

Alright, what am I going to do, I go over to this other hotel, and I text her, and I text her, and I call. No answer, so 40 minutes later I send her a bs story saying it looks like she's scamming me but it's fine the stuff I took as a precaution I can pawn to get my money back. I didn't actually take anything I just wanted to get a response.

She sends me this long tirade about how I'm a typical white man using a woman down on her luck. And that she knows my plate number and have witnesses that I walked in to her room. I antagonize some more and then she drops that she knows that I didn't take anything because she watched her Alexa recording and saw that I didn't take anything.

She claimed she never responded because she was on the phone with corporate for the other hotel to get an upgrade, obvious bs. So I would steer clear if I was you all.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...c/593615510009

What are we doing here? These c**ts just never stop with their bs scams! It's pretty f**king easy!! Spread your legs or open your mouth wide let us do our business here's your money good bye! No, they think they are all the next owner of a major corporation and they are so so smarter than us! Thanks for reporting this as I for one intently read all of these and look for these scammers. That said we need to get our act more together as well or maybe it's just the way it is these days! Stosh. Be well boyzz. Thank you! Peace. P.S. This is not meant as disrespect to all of these posts from these posters! I am preaching to the choir I know and being as dumb as a box of rocks myself just typing through so I listen as well!!