McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

**RedLove** · 05-27-22 10:28

Going through a rough divorce.

Anyone have a solid decent looking GFE they can share?

McHenry are here. Willing to drive.

**Pedorro** · 05-23-22 22:04

Originally Posted by MasonL [View Original Post]

Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon, drew a mid thirties, mid size mt called herself Laura. First she did when we went into room was grabbed nipples so I returned the favor then she grabbed junior. Once on the table all she did was a light, feather touch and started whispering on my ear. She wanted $ for me to touch her, I counter with. 6 but she kept insisting on $. She had not even done a bit of massage and already wanted $ to touch her. So I git up and started to get dress, she kept saying no, no, it's ok, it's ok. Once my pants were on I asked her for my money, new it was long shot but. She left the room and did not come back in so I walked out of the room and she was waiting for me at the entrance telling me to stay, asked for my money again, to my surprise she handed it to me.

Went down the road on Cary / Algonquin rd. Was nicely taken care of!

**Slow Lee7** · 05-14-22 22:45

Originally Posted by MasonL [View Original Post]

Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?

Tried the place on 31 at the end of a strip mall. Was greeted by a younger, cute Chinese MT. The place is not fancy. It looks like they moved tables in and turned ON the Open For Business sign. Did an hour for 65. The massage was average to below average and I was getting prepared for a strikeout but, before the flip, the teasing started. On the flip, negotiations began and we settled for a nude L1 for 100. The finish was very good. Didn't see any other girls while going in or out, but I know there was at least 1 or 2 customers in other rooms.

**Head First** · 05-13-22 13:32

Originally Posted by MasonL [View Original Post]

Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?

Perfect opp for you to earn some cred by going in and Tofft. Then do a report. Fast track to making a friend or two here.

**HarryP1** · 05-12-22 07:12

I was in the area last week and decided to stop in. Drew Coffee, spinner with nice jugs. Declined table shower since I had just showered at home. About 2 minutes in she whispers what you want? I say everything and was quoted 2. Told her I didn't have that much (only brought in 140). She agreed after seeing cash and excused herself for what seemed like forever. She returned and started rubbing her body all over mine and then told me turn over. Short CBJ and then rode me until I was done. Overall a good experience.

**Member #6158** · 05-09-22 01:46

Noticed a new place in Algonquin on 31 off of Beach Dr. It's in a strip mall. Does anyone know anything about this place?

**DMichaels69** · 05-06-22 15:04

Jessica, one of my favorites. Only saw her once as the spa was too long a drive. Rode like a champ!

Originally Posted by HappyRob [View Original Post]

Did she really ask for 250? Yikes!

Good old days indeed with Jeanie and Jessica when they used to be way up north. Wonder where they are nowadays.

**HappyRob** · 05-06-22 12:51

Did she really ask for 250? Yikes!

Good old days indeed with Jeanie and Jessica when they used to be way up north. Wonder where they are nowadays.

Originally Posted by WhiteSoxTom [View Original Post]

Went to the other spot on Algonquin by the 7/11 yesterday. Dreamed of Coffee who is around 25, very cute with huge cans and a spinner body.

I've been here many times over the years. This wasn't a very good experience. It started ok, table shower, sauna, then back to room. Once in the room, before I even got on the table she whispers what I want. She wanted 120 for a HJ, which I said hell no to. So after some haggling and hearing her ridiculous level 3 of 250, we agreed on 60 for HJ.

Before I could even get on the table she pulled a pillow out and told me to lay face up. I said what about the massage? She said, and I shit you not, she said "we don't do that today". I asked why and she said "to busy, tired". I was to annoyed to argue and I wasn't there for the massage anyways. Regardless, the act was ok, she took her top off and let me suck on those giant tits. Her looks are the only reason I didn't just leave.

I miss the Jeanie bbfscip days. This place really sucked lately.

**Mmilw** · 05-05-22 21:07

Ok, you can check off the Shrek fantasy from the list. What's next, Fred Flintstone fantasy? Great post, LMAO.

Originally Posted by RubLuvr [View Original Post]

Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.

**BourbonRocks** · 05-05-22 18:09

Originally Posted by RedLove [View Original Post]

Shady couple of reviews out on this provider / phone number. Be careful.

Yeah, I have decided to pass on pursuing this dream. Everything from frequent number changes to pic requests to a weird back story tell me to pass.

Thank you and stay safe.

**RedLove** · 05-04-22 20:26

Originally Posted by BourbonRocks [View Original Post]

Seen Rayne post in the Woodstock area for a little while. Even a few texts with her.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/80198899#.

Pics make her look good and legit since the place looks messy, most glam shots clean up the background.

She is easy to text with, and seems honest. Might try to share a dream tomorrow. My one concern is she has changed her number a few times.

Just hoping someone can say something, positive or negative.

I see Serena is back in McHenry. She is real, just has many rules, a time watcher and I suspect is more quantity than quality.

As always, stay safe out there.

Shady couple of reviews out on this provider / phone number. Be careful.

**Slow Lee7** · 04-25-22 22:51

Originally Posted by Pedorro [View Original Post]

Went to the Mexican place a few doors down and saw the open sign was on but there was a dolly at the door, took it as a sign they're still working on it. No phone number on the outside to call and too lazy to go in and ask about their services.

What was the damage?

Damage was 70 for the house plus 30 for the massage. Remember this is not a K-Spa so it seems pricey for a Chinese place where extras might not be available. The room was nice but I don't feel good about Chinese places going from 60 to 65 to 70.

**WhiteSoxTom** · 04-25-22 15:49

Went to the other spot on Algonquin by the 7/11 yesterday. Dreamed of Coffee who is around 25, very cute with huge cans and a spinner body.

I've been here many times over the years. This wasn't a very good experience. It started ok, table shower, sauna, then back to room. Once in the room, before I even got on the table she whispers what I want. She wanted 120 for a HJ, which I said hell no to. So after some haggling and hearing her ridiculous level 3 of 250, we agreed on 60 for HJ.

Before I could even get on the table she pulled a pillow out and told me to lay face up. I said what about the massage? She said, and I shit you not, she said "we don't do that today". I asked why and she said "to busy, tired". I was to annoyed to argue and I wasn't there for the massage anyways. Regardless, the act was ok, she took her top off and let me suck on those giant tits. Her looks are the only reason I didn't just leave.

I miss the Jeanie bbfscip days. This place really sucked lately.

**Pedorro** · 04-25-22 05:44

Originally Posted by SlowLee7 [View Original Post]

Tried the new spa on Algonquin Road in Algonquin. The place is new and clean. It's a Chinese place and I was greeted by a 40 ish good looking MT. Got a full hour massage and it was above average. However, there was no L1. "Maybe next time" was the response. Maybe it's just too new. Because of the cleanliness and the good massage, I might give it another try.

Went to the Mexican place a few doors down and saw the open sign was on but there was a dolly at the door, took it as a sign they're still working on it. No phone number on the outside to call and too lazy to go in and ask about their services.

What was the damage?

**Slow Lee7** · 04-24-22 21:30

Tried the new spa on Algonquin Road in Algonquin. The place is new and clean. It's a Chinese place and I was greeted by a 40 ish good looking MT. Got a full hour massage and it was above average. However, there was no L1. "Maybe next time" was the response. Maybe it's just too new. Because of the cleanliness and the good massage, I might give it another try.