Massage Parlor Reports

[CookieGuy]

Welcome to the Seattle AMP scene.

Its called "Antiquing" !!

[Spectacular]

I saw Thai Kathy, it was dark.

When I got a look at her in the light I about fell over, she was way older than she represents. Seriously set my hobbing back.

For a while. I never wanted to pay to fuck a senior citizen.

Welcome to the Seattle AMP scene.

[Member #7062]

Ok. So the renton place with good hand jobs. First of all, tbh I don't really like hjs all that much. If I can't participate I just don't get aroused very easily. I need a pussy in my face to really be into it. So what makes this place different?

Well first of all both ladys I've seen here give a great massage. Like worth the visit for that alone. Worth the 60 dollars even without the happy ending.

Now, one of them on top of that does a ton of fondeling and stroking during the whole massage. Like practically has you edging the whole time.

They both do a good HJ but the one definitely stands out because I'm hard the whole time and when I blow it is crazy intense. She seems to enjoy getting me off more than most spa girls.

Now sometimes I hate giving out info cause guys tend to ruin a good thing. And also isn't this supposed to be a bit of adventure? Like seems like some guys forget that part. Anyhow there aren't that many places in Renton. Did you get an amazing massage and HJ? Then you were in the right spot. If not? Try the next one.

[GordoCabeza]

Anyone know where Mia and Bianca from Royal back in the day went?

[MadVic]

So I saw Kathy Thai. She is definitely an older lady, easily in her 60's if not older. She has quite a bit of work done on her face (I'd rather ladies just stay natural with age. I like an older lady even if they look their age). Anyhow the funny part. So she is pretty amendable to fun. So we were 69 ing with her in top. She kept burying her ahole into my face. Like very intentionally. Now I don't mind cause I love dato on a clean ass nearly as much as daty. So she is aggressively angling her ass so I will eat it out. Obviously on purpose. She really got into it and you could tell she prefered it.

Interesting, I used to see Kathy quite a bit. Her body has definitely been worked on, not sure about her face. However, I have never considered going down on her. It took a bit of asking nice just to get a BBBJ from her, she seemed afraid I was going to let go in her mouth.

A while back, she told me how she hurt her hand and was having trouble doing massages now. Kind of lame ass excuse to not see me. I don't recommend her anymore.

MadVic.

[BoboThe55]

So I saw Kathy Thai. She is definitely an older lady, easily in her 60's if not older. She has quite a bit of work done on her face (I'd rather ladies just stay natural with age. I like an older lady even if they look their age). Anyhow the funny part. So she is pretty amendable to fun. So we were 69 ing with her in top. She kept burying her ahole into my face. Like very intentionally. Now I don't mind cause I love dato on a clean ass nearly as much as daty. So she is aggressively angling her ass so I will eat it out. Obviously on purpose. She really got into it and you could tell she prefered it.

I saw Thai Kathy, it was dark.

When I got a look at her in the light I about fell over, she was way older than she represents. Seriously set my hobbing back.

For a while. I never wanted to pay to fuck a senior citizen.

[Member #7062]

So I saw Kathy Thai. She is definitely an older lady, easily in her 60's if not older. She has quite a bit of work done on her face (I'd rather ladies just stay natural with age. I like an older lady even if they look their age). Anyhow the funny part. So she is pretty amendable to fun. So we were 69 ing with her in top. She kept burying her ahole into my face. Like very intentionally. Now I don't mind cause I love dato on a clean ass nearly as much as daty. So she is aggressively angling her ass so I will eat it out. Obviously on purpose. She really got into it and you could tell she prefered it.

[SlamHogHunter]

Saw Amy of Saturday. Walked on my back gave a nice massage. Nice CBJ and CFS for about. 2 total. Funny that she told me she was 28 but very nice girl.

[GuidoBandito]

Anyone else on here remember Lisa Thai Kirkland? God, those were the days.

[FakeGnus]

Didn't she get in trouble on TNA for stirring up shit with other providers? Texting one pretending to be another. She also "said" she moved to Florida and a few months later was back. Too much IG filters on her pics, too much make up. Scars from a boob job (s). Huge as that is fake as well. Never seen her as I don't like her looks and fakeness.

I heard she will lick ass tho.

[KnoxNenters]

You can find scantily attired women in a few of the Viet coffee shops in LA. None in Seattle. The shops in LA are reportedly provincial: you might feel out of place if you're not Vietnamese or if you don't at least speak Vietnamese.

Others can probably help you with the question about bikini baristas--I no longer spend my money there or at strip clubs as I prefer to have a better idea of what activities are available.

We have a large Vietnamese population here. Hopefully this becomes a thing soon enough. I'm all about learning from other cultures.

[Original703]

Apologies if this is the wrong forum. Just point me elsewhere if so. Also apologies if this is a lame or worn out topic.

Are there Bikini Baristas offering more than just peep shows in the area?

I'm also learning that there's such a thing as Viet Coffee shops (on the west coast, so not sure it applies to Seattle area) where the girls serve you in sexy apparel, apparently go nude. Not sure if services extend beyond. Heard about it at reddit.com/ are / HappyEndingMassage (which is an interesting place, BTW).

This is an attempt to get more info. I don't really care to just look at these hotties. Wondering if anyone knows of "extras" available, and where.

You can find scantily attired women in a few of the Viet coffee shops in LA. None in Seattle. The shops in LA are reportedly provincial: you might feel out of place if you're not Vietnamese or if you don't at least speak Vietnamese.

Others can probably help you with the question about bikini baristas--I no longer spend my money there or at strip clubs as I prefer to have a better idea of what activities are available.

[Spaten]

Any have any expense ar Vita Spa in Lynnwood, we today and they were already full!

I'm also wondering about this place.

Has anyone took the plunge here yet? I'll probably be able to swing by next week to give a report.

[BBAsianLover]

Almost five months between reviews. 12/31 review mentions lots of upsell, price gouging, and poor service where the reviewer walked out. The comment about a new girl said she should have been there in January but no reviews of that person. Only review this year is from someone fairly new and looks Fake, possibly a friend of the owner.

That's too bad but not unexpected. Thanks guys if I give them a try I'll let you know how it goes.

[HarleySteve]

I checked rubmaps for Xanadu, and the last 6 reviews all have them between 35 and 45, with only one in her 20's. They rotate everyone so often, it's all a crapshoot. Lots of complaints about service, high prices, upselling and rushing 30 minute appointments.

Only one non-erotic review this year so far, and it wasn't good, looked fake (why! However, in comments, one said:

"There should be a new provider up there now that moved up from Portland that is super laid back and amazing. She does best with 30 minutes but open for a lot of things. She was cici down here. 30-35 tiny little Asian with firm tits B+."

Almost five months between reviews. 12/31 review mentions lots of upsell, price gouging, and poor service where the reviewer walked out. The comment about a new girl said she should have been there in January but no reviews of that person. Only review this year is from someone fairly new and looks Fake, possibly a friend of the owner.