Escort Reports

**ArmySexy77** · 05-12-22 08:57

Originally Posted by OptoChin [View Original Post]

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...r/036739987839

Haven't seen her recently, but:

Missing teeth. Rail thin. Bunch of car dates. She does a bit of dirty talk. Raw dog cip on the table. Cim avail too. Wasn't expensive probably a hundo.

Don't look at the lady bits area when she get on the dick, you're eyes will burn from the hairy legs and Gross ass Bush. Sure you'll feel disgusted with yourself for a bit, but you'll get over it. Would I repeat? Probably because Desperate times people.

Honestly, this fucking hobby sucks now.

I made out like a bandit money wise with this pandemic, and now I am like its jut not worth it. 5 yrs ago I was BROKE AF, its like all the pussy and no money. Now I got money and most of the pussy is crap or just not worth the trouble to deal with.

**TeeTime69** · 05-12-22 08:57

Originally Posted by FunnyBoner [View Original Post]

Kay is legit. Albeit a bit thicker now. HUGE tits. The picture of her in her sweats on the sidewalk is the most accurate. But she is still sweet and a fun time.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/81354938

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...-real/46240118

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2487106848

She's on crutches.

**GoTigers2012** · 05-12-22 08:40

Originally Posted by KornChipsLol;5676600[URL

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/71769080[/URL]

Hey gentleman,

I recently saw a provider named Redd from LC. Needless to say, I had a great time.

Her photos are accurate, her ass was great, and she only looks slightly older in person, because she uses filters on photos.

She was very engaged, and not mechanical. I received sloppy CBJ with slow deep throat, Mish, cowgirl, and doggy. Set me back $200 for half hour.

She's from Ohio, and travels back, and forth. You won't be disappointed. Enjoy.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/71769080

Is this the Redd you are referring to? She looks good.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/81414467

**FunnyBoner** · 05-12-22 08:09

Kay is legit. Albeit a bit thicker now. HUGE tits. The picture of her in her sweats on the sidewalk is the most accurate. But she is still sweet and a fun time.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/81354938

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...-real/46240118

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2487106848

**TheLars** · 05-12-22 00:56

Anyone have any info on her?

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...n/006026861097

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:40

One of you is going to complain that I didn't rightfully so.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...o/471710703897

She real, 80 car date raw dog, also done same non-car date for a hundo, but she too chunky for a good car fuck. Laying her out incall is okay. She watches clock a bit—-"hurry up I ordered food ". Baby damage kinda gross. Repeat? Already did because desperate times people.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:34

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...l/738376062410

She real. Everything covered and no eating the pussy. I still did it, but not happy. Wish I could raw dog this girl. That would be so great. I keep hitting her up from time to time to see if she's lowered her standards but nope, guess she's a crackhead hooker with standards. WTF man, just take the load ffs.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:30

Consider this to be a PSA.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...t/355265258033

Just do head. Pay 40.

Keep your eyes closed or the balding patch hair will gross you out. And definitely, definitely, don't fuck her. Otherwise you'll see that gross ass Bush and fucking hairy ass legs. Fucking waste of money.

Did some head first, then tried the kissy part, wasted at least a hundo. She agreed to bare but don't you dare you.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:25

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...m/519340990512

I've wanted to post this for so long. She looks hot as fuck right? Obviously you're smarter than that and you know it's going to be a stretch. But, then you get there and actually her face is still hot. And you're like "holy fucking jackpot". (side issue, looks like she got an Eminem dyke haircut—-I'm dirty but I don't like boyish looks). Sure she seems to be dressed a little frumpy, again, I'll deal.

But the clothes come off. And this is when you know that there is no god and life is cruel. The baby damage has fucked this one. Have her get on top and see how far that stomach fat drops. Look at that ass when she standing up, it is strangely missing. And then you're in there, humping it because hey, she does bare, and then you lift up those legs and you see how weirdly huge her fucking ankles are.

Anyways, of course I finished. Of course I've been back. Am I disgusted after? Yes.

She real. 140-160 , but you can talk her down. Raw dog. Oh and pussy slightly stinky but tolerable. Probably my rotting jizz from last time.

Anyways, interested to hear anyone else's take. Or is it just me.

Desperate times people.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:16

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...e/083484743391

If only this would raw dog, I'd be in fucking heaven. She a spinner if you like them like that. But boring fuck, rubber for the BJ, rubber for the penis in vagina thing, and no eating the pussy. Almost makes me angry.

But she real. And a crack head like the rest. Desperate times people.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:13

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...r/036739987839

Haven't seen her recently, but:

Missing teeth. Rail thin. Bunch of car dates. She does a bit of dirty talk. Raw dog cip on the table. Cim avail too. Wasn't expensive —probably a hundo.

Don't look at the lady bits area when she get on the dick, you're eyes will burn from the hairy legs and Gross ass Bush. Sure you'll feel disgusted with yourself for a bit, but you'll get over it. Would I repeat? Probably because Desperate times people.

Honestly, this fucking hobby sucks now.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:06

Originally Posted by Formula382 [View Original Post]

Pig dirty stinky stay away.

If this the same gross POS that was staying with Avery for a bit, then ya, even I wouldn't do that.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:03

Originally Posted by WillyMatt123 [View Original Post]

You don't want Peggy. You just don't.

Great, Now I almost have to to see how gross it is.

**OptoChin** · 05-11-22 23:00

Originally Posted by HungaryMan [View Original Post]

Maybe we can try this method: For instance when referring to Ivy use an akaONhere, that is, Ivy aka Ivyyy. What ever the last letter is whether a 2-letter, 3-letter, or 4-letter name, just adddd more of the last letter until it is now a 5-letter word.

Took my a minute to figure out WTF you meant by, but figured it out because I am smart. This is a great idea.
I've seen Ivy.

Agree with the statements about weirdness. I saw her a while back, did 300 for pussy and ass, no rubber, washed dick after ass and came in the snatch. Don't judge. To get to the fucking part was a goddamn pain in the ass though. She essentially made me play some sort of hood rat dice game for a hour before we got to business. Also had a massive tank of nitrous and was huffing that and telling me I need to do it—-that doesn't bother me, just kind of shows you what you're dealing with. She talks to much. As far as how is the fucking: meh. She's young. She got a nice ass. Her face is definitely wearing. And she's hard to pin down when you're in the room. On her phone dealing with other clients; smoking some crack; asking what we agreed to a bunch of times. The rooms a mess and there is that dog that'll lick your dick if you ain't careful. She a mechanical screw. Didn't get on top, not receptive to some GFE elements. Would I repeat? Well these are goddamn desperate times. I'll fuck things now I wouldn't have thought of 5 years ago. And I only raw dog and there are slim pickings. We're all best friends now because our jizz has touched.