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05-15-22 15:55 #3420Senior Member

Posts: 2467 star
Almost 2 decades mongering and I got to say I have never been into AMPs much. The roll of the dice never did it for me and I just had way too many dreams where there was a 50-60 year old mamasan doing that lame "blow out the candle" trick.
Always walked out of there with that monger regret. Having recently gotten back into the game again, I decided I would try a couple MPs again. Long gone are the days of the late 90's early 2 Ks where there where legit LMPs and WMPs loaded with.
Fine ladies willing to do it all on the cheap. I was a PBC resident for a while and I would frequently dream about Relax with us both #1 and #2. That place was so great. 30 min dream for 75 $ tip included as a "lunch special". Once walked into.
RWU#1 and there was this gorgeous white girl behind the counter dressed in a huge sweatshirt. Said there were no girls and I was walking out when she said, "but I can be available". I was like, ok, why not. She walks me in the room and disrobes and there stood this.
Gorgeous gal with huge perky naturals. The dream was outstanding with everything on the table. That gal made love to me. LOL.
That is where I left off with MPs years ago. Now to the present.
I made the trip up north a few months ago to Orlando to visit the now famous Milk Massage. Reading the 50+ pages of reviews had me needing to see if this was true or not. Well, it was. Truly a unique dream for me where I had never experienced before here in Broward.
Flat, reasonable fee where these gorgeous Asians do whatever it takes to please you. First thing I thought of when I left was, do these exist in Broward? Well, I started lurking the reviews here and I decided to give it a roll in Deerfield.
In this dream, I walked in on a Friday afternoon. Waited at the door and was greeted by "Helen". First impression was that this may have been one of the most attractive Asian women I have ever seen in a joint like this. Better looking than Jun Jun / Sophia up at MM.
Walks me to the back and said something to the effect of "get naked". English with this gal was not the best. Asked me how long I wanted to stay for and I opted for the hour. 80 to the house and she said she'll be right back. While I waited I noticed a couple things.
Walls here are paper thin. Like, I could make out the entire conversation being had with "Sugar" and the other monger in the room. Not my most favorite thing. Other thing to note, there are cameras everywhere in this place. There is a monitor in the massage room.
Showing a live feed of every camera (save the TS room and massage rooms). So you can see whos walking in, out and in the hallways. Not a fan of this either. Helen comes back and starts to ask me what I want and the negotiations for tip start right away.
After a couple back and forths, I let little breeze do the talking and just said fine, 200. So here I am in it for 280 but this Helen is way hot so I'm like, eff it. She's super happy with my donation and immediately starts with the DFK while grabbing at little breeze.
Walks me back to the TS where I again notice something bizarre. There is another monitor in the TS room where it shows headshots of the last 5 customers who walked in. I was like, WTF? Well, now that I know my discretion is blown, I say eff it again cause this fine Asian just got naked and whoa what a body. She's got to be in here late 20's or early 30's. Chest was a full C but I had a hard time determining if they were naturals or not. Regardless, they felt great and she looked amazing. Helen soaped me down then got me squeaky clean with a lot of attention to the backside. Nuru on the back for a while that felt amazing. Flip and more soapy fun. Nuru on the front with a tease of CTS. Still on the TS then comes the BBJ and TUMA. Felt like I could have finished there and I wanted fun in the room so I said lets move on. In the room she offers 69. Now, I normally don't do this in AMPs but again, this chick is model hot. I was easily convinced. It was awesome. After a few, I was ready for the main event. Cover went on and it was cowgirl time. I had great access to those Cs but her riding skills left much to desire. Opted for doggie where I saw those Cs flopping back and forth as I pounded that tight hole. Finshed with about 20 minutes left and after clean up she was shocked that I wanted to leave but I had shit to do. I'm assuming this place won't mind you using up the remainder of your time doing whatever as long as its not a deep conversation cause her English sucked.
All in all, the damage was more than I am used to paying but I do like variety and this Asian smoke show was a nice diversion from the Latina scene here. I may not repeat simply because of the high traffic and those bizarre cameras and monitors. She was fine as hell and the performance was nice but I value my discretion and would prefer the safe arrangements I have ongoing.
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05-14-22 22:35 #3419Regular Member

Posts: 20Taking the plunge
Heard alot of great things about 6 + 1 stars so I'm taking the plunge. Any recommendations? Will report back tomorrow.
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05-12-22 14:22 #3418Senior Member

Posts: 517Nila
Anyone seen this girl before?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...481164581.html
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05-12-22 09:37 #3417Senior Member

Posts: 676"Asian women are my new favs" - welcome to the fan club.
Originally Posted by BigLuber
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05-11-22 21:03 #3416Banned Member

Posts: 663It's always nice to find a new friendly, compliant AMP girl. Sometimes I'll go AMP hopping, wanting to catch a gem on duty that really knows how to please me.
Originally Posted by SmFlavio
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Asian women are my new favs.
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05-11-22 19:32 #3415Senior Member

Posts: 62Yoko 44th sunrise
Hello fellow mongers.
Just left Yoko's. Was looking for something quickly as I was in dire need of relieving stress. Found this little spot, was only 7 minutes away, so I figured I'd give it a try. There's only one kind of outdated review on here regarding it so here's an update.
Walked in and saw girl in the back of the hallway fixing the beds she walked up and took me right to the room. Her name is "Linda". Seemed like she was in her 30's I'd assume. Asian (obviously), although I didn't ask where from. Average body. Besides her grill that was a bit messy, there was nothing bad or good about her. Just real average. Massage was actually pretty good. See values below.
House - . 5.
HJ - . 6.
FS - $. 4.
I ended up taking the HJ offer. He had great hands with the casual moan and deep breath to pretend she's enjoying it LOL. Definitely good for the last minute run. She treated me very well and had a great attitude. Cleaned me up in the end and invited me back.
Hope this helps.
Good luck out there!
Flav.
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05-11-22 16:46 #3414Regular Member

Posts: 20Indeed
Helen was awesome. Super cute, the most attractive my far of all of them I've seen so far. TUMA and BBBJ included.
Originally Posted by BakeNCookies
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05-11-22 12:01 #3413Senior Member

Posts: 52Vicky
It's almost bordering on paranoid. Once you know your job, what you do, starts asking questions about where you've lived etc. I assume she's just being overly cautious as she's been busted for using her house for prostitution before.
Originally Posted by Rcl44
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I don't share my real details with these girls anyway, so when I got there she started questioning me more got nervous, I basically told her trust me, grabs her hand and put it on my junk LOL.
An amazing session ensued with everything on the menu including bb. She may be in her 60's, but she fucks like a 40 year old.
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05-11-22 09:10 #3412Senior Member

Posts: 213What does she ask for in the screening process.
Originally Posted by SushiBoy3857
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05-10-22 20:55 #3411Senior Member

Posts: 219Get it while it's hot
Been hearing lots of good things lately, and to hear more good reviews is reassuring. Going to have to give it a go when the time is right. Until then keep the good news coming!
Originally Posted by FootyFanatic14
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05-10-22 20:52 #3410Senior Member

Posts: 407I can attest to the two new girls being there. Just saw Helen today but I would suggest giving her a day or so to give her a chance to get used to being half way across the country. She just got in from California last night and seemed very tired in my session. That being said Helen is the prettiest girl I've ever seen in a spa. Model looks with a perfect body. She's 25 but looks more like 21. She checks off all the boxes for what you would expect here when it comes to services. She just needs to rest up. Bella still tops my list but that's hard to beat. I can see Helen being a worthy fill in.
Originally Posted by BakeNCookies
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05-10-22 20:05 #3409Senior Member

Posts: 116A recent rubmaps review from today says that the new girls there are Helen (early 20's) and Sugar (mid 30's), both with natural C cups and earning high marks for massage, TUMA, and FS on the menu. Sugar leaves in 10 days, likely when Bella returns. This place is definitely a hot spot I will need to frequent more often.
Originally Posted by HookerDink
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05-10-22 19:59 #3408Senior Member

Posts: 129Lynn
Any one see this one recently.
https://sumosear.ch/phone/954-470-6968
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05-10-22 11:40 #3407Regular Member

Posts: 20Sherry
When I was there the first time Sherry said she was going away and would be back in June, so one month or so.
Originally Posted by BakeNCookies
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05-10-22 10:15 #3406Regular Member

Posts: 20Just wow 7 star is certainly 5 star!
I have to agree with everyone here.
I have now seen Bella and Sherry and I have never had so much TUMA. I plan today on going again and I am a little worried since both Bella and sherry are currently on Haitus and I have no idea if the new girls will be as "enthusiastic" as they have been. I also like to have the older girls introduce me to the new ones, so they know I'm legit.
Really I should wait until both Bella and sherry are back and go for the four hands and see what the hell happens then. I've a feeling it would get pretty intense.
The first time I went I saw sherry. All the DFK and TUMA you could want. While I was in the TS Bella came in and while sherry was blowing me she kissed me. That would be fun to keep going.
The only thing I did not like.
1. Sherry tried to snow ball me. No thank you.
2 Bella tried to give me the condom.
3. bring your own condom or they will try to have you use one I am confident is "communal" probably not a problem if they clean it, and given all the other things we are doing I don't see why this makes me squeamish, but there you have it.









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