Massage Parlor Reports

[HollandGuy83]

I've never had my appointment cancelled by Eris without a detailed text as to why and "making it up to me" the next appointment.

I would bet the farm she was creeped out by you and doesn't want to see you again. And even if they smoke, that doesn't mean they like to smell it on you. An astute monger will go to every appointment smelling fresh and with minty fresh breath. Just because you're the client, doesn't mean you can't make it as enjoyable for the provider as possible. They may even return the favor with more menu options (may, this is never guerenteed.).

[HangLow3]

After suffering from plenty of self-inflicted malaise following the recent crap storm raining on the Genoverse, it was time for an injection of confidence and well being. This wasn't the time for a rookie or a "maybe. " This needed to be a sure thing. And not just any sure thing, but one who is an amalgam of beauty and stunning skills. I needed a fully involved and interactive paramour.

I needed to call in the Green Berets of the hobby. It was time to bring in the girl with the double howitzers. Lauren.

And that I did. And Dr. Lauren was ready and able to cure my ailments and reaffirm my confidence in my value to the fairer sex (even if that value is only monetary and complimentary). She met me at her new location that she shares with Cassidy James and Miss Hunter (who is out of the hobby). Great discrete location with plenty of parking. I asked her if I could bring her anything as our appointment was at 8:30 am. She was so appreciative of that gesture and asked for a bagel sandwich and a Red Bull (plenty of energy expended). Once she had imbibed of the Red Bull she got to work.

Her diagnosis was quick and decisive. The crap storm had destroyed my central confidence generator. The therapy session started immediately and it commenced with her holding my face in her hands and providing talk therapy to restart the confidence generator. Talk therapy included validation of being a good guy, a caring and generous spirit, who although not blessed with good looks, and not youthful, still had charming qualities and plenty of tread left on the tires. Next was a bit of resuscitation that was tender and so appreciated by me. The rest of the therapy session included aspects that are protected by HIPPA and doctor / patient confidentiality clauses. So I can't share the details. But it worked. I am a new man. Double howitzer therapy has another success and a confidence redeemed from flatline..

See G. You got plenty options. Just saying. Use you money with this girl. She seems like real deal. Maybe even care about you. I ain't hating on other, place Just need to know that options out hear if you canceled from cancel queen. I been reading your posts. Bro you got the gift of words. Respect.

[Swcdt]

"And finally, if it's working with Eris and Madison. Stay with them. They didn't do anything to disrespect you or treat you like dirt. If you don't like FiletOFish at McDonalds. You can still have a Big Mac and fries."

Very well said G2. I prefer a main course of Brit, with the occasional side dish of Raven. I'm sure alot of the others are also great, but I have a hard time pulling away from those 2. Bbu is still the best in GR, IMHO.

[HangLow3]

I seen Kristy about a week ago and will confirm this report. She is tiny with great curves. I went for a hh so I was out a little less but still pricey. I had no regrets and would repeat.

Thank bro. I'm posting because they're other options for BWBU. Not hating but nobody posting about these other girls that are cute and don't cancel on you. Nice to have a bro confirm my report.

Thank, you.

[ClassyGentGr]

After waiting and hesitating due to some reviews here, I decided to take the chance and see Luxe. Communication was good, set up fairly easy (nice classy NE location), and I found her to be a beautiful, sensitive soul in a gorgeous body. Was everything perfect? No, but she is trying hard to break free of control and make it on her own as a single mom, and she simply wants to succeed in what she does. And she is very good. Even amazing with the tantric style! We had a wonderful talk about some of the issues she has faced and how hard she is working to make a living. We then enjoyed her body rub, spent time in the tub together, and then finished with an incredible body to body rub. I found her to be a struggling sweetie and I think with some sensitivity on our part. And overlook some faults, we can help this gal succeed. Maybe JMHO, but there it is. I enjoyed myself, she made me feel great, and she is intelligent and sexy as heck. I will repeat.

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[HangLow3]

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[HangLow3]

I respect your opinion, you're certainly entitled to it. YMMV for all these places. But BBU definitely has their rules. Nothing other than HE for set price.

I dint expect nothing more than HE with body slide.

[MidwestHobby]

Not from hear from Dallas but been hear couple years. Go to BWBU from y'all reviews. Eris and Madison great professional. V nice. I meet brit in lobby of old place but not appt because she looks like my ex. All good till I try young ones. 1 ok but not special. 2nd one cute and tall but not cute like Dallas hotties. Eris body actually better. She like, I'm hot and in room with you that enough. Almost had to do DIY. And she was not liking that I'm smoker. WTF. 1/2 girls there smoke. Her legs not shaved all stubby. I think maybe next visit better. Nah. She keeps cancel my appt. Is BWBU too big now or no quality control. Ill prolly get crap from white knights that love her. But I'm done. Feel bad to leave Eris and Madison but don't want to support gps. If I want cute and bad attitude ill see summer at ToP at least she have some titties and no baby stretch marks. Almost seems like she got a BF or a sugar daddy so can treat paying customers like dirt. Sorry that I'm not review all glowing like other bros here. I'm just keepn it real. 100%.

I respect your opinion, you're certainly entitled to it. YMMV for all these places. But BBU definitely has their rules. Nothing other than HE for set price.

[PurpMan61]

Price right but quality more than you say. It not just HJ.

5 star is quality looking girls but they upsell from the start that's why I stay away from them. I've only had one negative experience at BBU and the girl isn't even there any more. Sounds like you feel entitled to more than what they want to give which is a respect issue on your part. Just because you're bringing money to the table doesn't mean they can't turn you down or have their limits. Not sure how you can hold that against them.

[HangLow3]

Hey man. First of all I appreciate your posts and wanting to give back to the community. That's a big part of what makes this board helpful for us all. As one of the gentlemen who posts about positive experiences at BodyworkByUs I can assure you that I am well aware that YMMV and you can certainly have a different experience than I might. You are likely younger than I am and perhaps a bit more demanding in what you expect from a beauty during a body rub. I have made plenty of mistakes and have a lot to learn about the hobby. But I adore the vibe with the girl you just ripped. She's worth being patient with and giving her the benefit of the doubt.

If you are a cigarette smoker that can cling on clothes, hair, and breath. And non smokers can smell it right away. So maybe try waiting until after your visit with her for the smoking.

And you know they just moved to a new spot. So scheduling is going to be a bit hit or miss. Be patient with them as they adapt to their new surroundings.

And you can always reach out to Brit to voice your concerns. Don't hold it against her if she looks like your ex. And by the way, if your ex looked that good, you should have kept her.

And finally, if it's working with Eris and Madison. Stay with them. They didn't do anything to disrespect you or treat you like dirt. If you don't like FiletOFish at McDonalds. You can still have a Big Mac and fries.

Hope that helps. And by the way it's "here" not "hear".

G2.

Bro. You a senior but you being played. I've saw here more then once. She ain't got no loyalty for you. Trust me bro. Get out before she dumps you for another sugar daddy.

I ain't hating. Just truth telling.

[UtrGuy]

Yah. Prolly overpaid. But was so sick of games at yall fave spot I bring cash to table and much happier than BWBU. What you pay there? You been to them?

I seen Kristy about a week ago and will confirm this report. She is tiny with great curves. I went for a hh so I was out a little less but still pricey. I had no regrets and would repeat.

[HangLow3]

Am I reading this right, you dropped $200 for a nude HJ? And at 5 Star it was $220 for a nude HJ with plenty of roaming?

Price right but quality more than you say. It not just HJ.

[HangLow3]

Am I reading this right, you dropped $200 for a nude HJ? And at 5 Star it was $220 for a nude HJ with plenty of roaming?

Yah. Prolly overpaid. But was so sick of games at yall fave spot I bring cash to table and much happier than BWBU. What you pay there? You been to them?

[Blackfire]

Long time lurker decided its my turn to give back. Posts here seem to be same few bros. And only for y'all faves. Not seeing much for others. After getting mistreated at the atf many hear have I walked in to panacea. Drew Ava. Glad I did. Cute but with no bad attitude like place I left .80 hour .120 tip. Much better than what I gets from bad attitude place. I'm post about that later.

Thank you Ava.

Am I reading this right, you dropped $200 for a nude HJ? And at 5 Star it was $220 for a nude HJ with plenty of roaming?

[Gene2]

Not from hear from Dallas but been hear couple years. Go to BWBU from y'all reviews. Eris and Madison great professional. V nice. I meet brit in lobby of old place but not appt because she looks like my ex. All good till I try young ones. 1 ok but not special. 2nd one cute and tall but not cute like Dallas hotties. Eris body actually better. She like, I'm hot and in room with you that enough. Almost had to do DIY. And she was not liking that I'm smoker. WTF. 1/2 girls there smoke. Her legs not shaved all stubby. I think maybe next visit better. Nah. She keeps cancel my appt. Is BWBU too big now or no quality control. Ill prolly get crap from white knights that love her. But I'm done. Feel bad to leave Eris and Madison but don't want to support gps. If I want cute and bad attitude ill see summer at ToP at least she have some titties and no baby stretch marks. Almost seems like she got a BF or a sugar daddy so can treat paying customers like dirt. Sorry that I'm not review all glowing like other bros here. I'm just keepn it real. 100%.

Hey man. First of all I appreciate your posts and wanting to give back to the community. That's a big part of what makes this board helpful for us all. As one of the gentlemen who posts about positive experiences at BodyworkByUs I can assure you that I am well aware that YMMV and you can certainly have a different experience than I might. You are likely younger than I am and perhaps a bit more demanding in what you expect from a beauty during a body rub. I have made plenty of mistakes and have a lot to learn about the hobby. But I adore the vibe with the girl you just ripped. She's worth being patient with and giving her the benefit of the doubt.

If you are a cigarette smoker that can cling on clothes, hair, and breath. And non smokers can smell it right away. So maybe try waiting until after your visit with her for the smoking.

And you know they just moved to a new spot. So scheduling is going to be a bit hit or miss. Be patient with them as they adapt to their new surroundings.

And you can always reach out to Brit to voice your concerns. Don't hold it against her if she looks like your ex. And by the way, if your ex looked that good, you should have kept her.

And finally, if it's working with Eris and Madison. Stay with them. They didn't do anything to disrespect you or treat you like dirt. If you don't like FiletOFish at McDonalds. You can still have a Big Mac and fries.

Hope that helps. And by the way it's "here" not "hear".

G2.