Massage Parlor Reports

[Trux1]

Are you sure they operate Zen? I thought they had sports on 78th.

You are correct, it's Sports not Zen. Zen is run by the Veela people.

[Abkbk]

Had an errand to run out in NE so took the opportunity to recon a new looking AMP that caught my attention from a recent ad I had stumbled on. Usually when I find a new location and it turns out to be truly new, it's their first week of opening. This is a case where I was too early and the place was still closed and being prepared. Didn't realize that fact until I walked up to the front door, found it locked, and finally noticed the open sign turned off. It's another one of those house converted to AMP situations, what is the living room is the lobby from I could see through the front door window. While it's a new one that I would like to check out again when they do open, it's far out NE that it's quite the commute for me to make it out that far from where I am so it's a tough one to decide on.

[ProbablyKnot]

With Rubrating being down where is everyone searching for fun? Where do they post now?

Skipthegames seems to be the main place.

[Bhanson475]

Drove by today. Yes it's the old alteration shop. Linda's white Audi SUV was out from and they already had the massage sign on meaning you'll get the pleasure of relaxing while her husband is hammering on the walls.

I will say that there is nothing subtle about the Chinese business model. They now have 4 locations within one mile, two within a chip shot of each other. For the most part I try to avoid their locations (Zen, Venus, Lucky, and now the alteration shop).

Are you sure they operate Zen? I thought they had sports on 78th.

[JjHoliday]

Two months ago I went out on a Tuesday evening down the 99 strip and stopped at each spot to see who was working. In every case there were 4 ladies there, one had 5. I'd walk in, get greeted by one lady. I'd talk a bit and say "no thank you" and start to leave. Girl #2 would appear. I'd say "no thanks" again and they'd bring out everyone that was in the building. The last spot, red sun, they interrupted a clients massage to bring out the camo yoga pants gal that is popular while 3 girls were standing in the lobby. At the point where I was interrupting other people I stopped doing it, went to the 5 girl spot. Had an awesome massage while listing to 4 women yelling at each other over not having enough work / not getting clients.

Even two of the well known single girl shops have a mommasan on site that no one ever sees. Maybe it's a retirement plan for former masseuses, who knows.

Not busy has been a common factor. During massage ask if busy today. Always say no busy.

This is in vancouver. I reported a new shop opening and someone commented its an owner on the strip new shop. Interesting business model. Business is slow so open a new shop almost next door to the one that is not doing well. Maybe she will close the 1504. Who knows or really cares. Makes walk ins easy and keeps door prices down.

The yoga pants gal that was mentioned, anybody have the low down on her. PM if more comfortable. Thanks JJ.

[Trux1]

Vancouver has very few shops charging 70/60. Empty parking lots and too many employees should keep the rates down. A lot of shops advertise 3 girls but the shops I have been in recently only had 1 or 2.

Two months ago I went out on a Tuesday evening down the 99 strip and stopped at each spot to see who was working. In every case there were 4 ladies there, one had 5. I'd walk in, get greeted by one lady. I'd talk a bit and say "no thank you" and start to leave. Girl #2 would appear. I'd say "no thanks" again and they'd bring out everyone that was in the building. The last spot, red sun, they interrupted a clients massage to bring out the camo yoga pants gal that is popular while 3 girls were standing in the lobby. At the point where I was interrupting other people I stopped doing it, went to the 5 girl spot. Had an awesome massage while listing to 4 women yelling at each other over not having enough work / not getting clients.

Even two of the well known single girl shops have a mommasan on site that no one ever sees. Maybe it's a retirement plan for former masseuses, who knows.

[Trux1]

Its a new shop, grey building same side lady bug and the gated building that looks a little forboding. Lights not on today, were Friday night. I think it was an alterations shop prior. Its the first on the south end of building.

Drove by today. Yes it's the old alteration shop. Linda's white Audi SUV was out from and they already had the massage sign on meaning you'll get the pleasure of relaxing while her husband is hammering on the walls.

I will say that there is nothing subtle about the Chinese business model. They now have 4 locations within one mile, two within a chip shot of each other. For the most part I try to avoid their locations (Zen, Venus, Lucky, and now the alteration shop).

[Amp Guide]

Checked out Fang in Aloha this weekend. Great experience. Drew Tina (I think), 40's /50's, petite, very flirtatious. Cute and decent body for her age. One of the best "strictly HE" experiences I've had. Great integration of good massage with lots of teasing and a good finish with full roaming, FIV, etc. Also, no haggling over price. She didn't even quote me and left the tip amount up to me (as I believe it should be! Which I generously rewarded.

Go past the Post office sorting place. Down the industrial business buildings. On the right is a massage place. Its nice warm and I had a relaxing good time there. Yes the under the cover off the radar places are nice.

Best all.

[WarpFactor69]

Good quality massage, attractive lady with nice body. However, she was almost paranoid with caution about extras, which killed the mood for me. I'm guessing this spot has been busted in the past? I would try her again if she transfers to a different shop.

[OdyBall]

I went to the place on Barber Boulevard the house that is starlight I was greeted by real friendly girl You gave me the best massage I ever have had in Portland. The place is warm and relaxing and I hope to go back soon, as the massage technique was very good. I am a very happy customer!

[Trux1]

I'd like to think I've been around here long enough to be experienced. Curious how one comes across non listed locations?

Easiest way to find UTR spots is to drive around after dark looking for the janky LED "OPEN" sign. I usually scout after 9 pm. Have found a number of spots that never are listed here. You'd be surprised, some are in houses, in industrial parks or medical complexes. I've forgotten more than one that I really wish I could find again.

[CPorter608]

Checked out Fang in Aloha this weekend. Great experience. Drew Tina (I think), 40's /50's, petite, very flirtatious. Cute and decent body for her age. One of the best "strictly HE" experiences I've had. Great integration of good massage with lots of teasing and a good finish with full roaming, FIV, etc. Also, no haggling over price. She didn't even quote me and left the tip amount up to me (as I believe it should be! Which I generously rewarded.

[Qualish]

Few days back I went up to Carnation to check for Joe's hot eighty year olds (see previous comment below), but only met a nice lady in her late 40's that seemed friendly enough. Was merely sightseeing, so I prattled out some questions before taking my leave. Everything seemed pleasant enough. I entirely forgot to ask the lady about their jacuzzi (anybody know more about that? Is that an upgrade room?). Lady seemed to think I walked due to her age, making an offhanded apology to me as I departed. I hope she understood me when I told her that nothing could have been further from the truth.

Stopped by Jin Long on Sandy on my way out, not far from Church (bar) and the 27th cross street. Heard some rumbling about the place. Hostess was nice enough, but both the front door, and inner lobby had prominently displayed "masks at all times" signs, and she emerged wearing one too. Nothing against what others do to keep themselves safe and healthy, but that's not my favorite look for an AMP masseuse.

From what I could see the lady was doing her best to take a few years off through stenciled eyebrowing, and hair dye, but she was clearly pushing 60. She was friendly enough, but also clearly starving for clientele. I was surprised to have her pat me on the bottom on my way out (I just said I was walking down the street, and wanted to card for future reference). Good sign, but I probably won't be back.

There is another AMP about a block from the Hollywood Theater. Stopped in there once on a previous recon, but wasn't too impressed with their staffing at the time (lady had an owner vibe, and a grandmotherly one as well). I only mention it now out of curiosity: good spot? I think it's called "Hollywood Spa" or something.

Curious how one comes across non listed locations?

I think they just meant driving around, looking for places clearly offering asian massage, but aren't already known. Some enjoy the hunt, others might just enjoy aimless drives (this hobby offers slightly more purpose to such).

[Bhanson475]

With Rubrating being down where is everyone searching for fun? Where do they post now?

[WarpFactor69]

Didn't know this place was there, it's tucked in a corner to the left of the Bi Mart. Met 2 thicker girls, both had cute faces. There may be a third girl, was supposedly out shopping. One wanted 200 tip, I decided to keep moving. On to the next.