Strip Club Reports

[Breon]

I stopped by H8 tonight around 7 and the vibe was pretty good, though there was initially a shortage of dancers. I was almost frustrated, but not too long after, the crowd thinned out and all of a sudden it was no problem finding the time of most any girl you liked (though I sadly missed the chance to chat with the very much in-demand Pixie who was absolutely gorgeous). I did have fun, though, with other dancers such as Cat, Sin, and one other petite Black girl who was very amorous and delightful -- any of whom I'd be glad to see again. Waitresses friendly and overall a nice evening.

[Passenger]

The issue is that their are a whole new wave of new strippers entering the profession an they are over valuating the market cause A they don't know the value an B there new so guys will pay more cause they haven't seen them before. Just wait it out fellas. They'll fall inline.

The problem is that there are no new waves, and very few dancers in the majority of the clubs. There are fewer dancers, period.

Look at it this way; Detroit strip clubs have closed or are practically empty. Penthouse, the biggest Detroit club is shuttered; they used to have 30,40, 50 dancers per shift. Where did all of those dancers go? They left the industry.

I read for the past several years from misguided, low-thinking mongers of how good things would be because the Detroit club dancers were going to flock to clubs in Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus, Lincoln Park creating competition and driving down prices with bountiful pussy for all!!

It never happened. Clubs in the burbs have less than half of the dancers per shift than they had 6, 8, 10 years ago. The quality and quantity is the worst it has ever been, and I've been at this since 81. Now prior tonthe early aughts, extras were pretty rare, as there weren't private VIP rooms until about 2004. At the Hamilton clubs there were extras out in the open, but even then it was not terribly common. I got kicked out of H8 and in the early 2000's because another dancer told the bouncer that we were fucking.

So no, your assertion is complete horse shit that "they'll fall inline" (sic). If I had a nickel for each time that I've read that faulty, bullshit logic, devoid of evidence, I would drink for free in strip clubs until I die.

[Jules Jordan]

I arrived about 8 pm, only a few dancers when I got there but more came in. No real young dancers, but a nice lineup mix of white and black dancers. The name I remember were Jade, Sky, Salena, Cybill, Cassandra, Capri, Mistique, Chasity and Brittany. I went back with Cybill for half and half, I will repeat. If Mystique would have been there earlier I would have waited for her as I have seen her before.

After my session I ordered a steak, it was good, I have never had the food, will repeat on food too.

Nice report. I stopped by SC on day shift over the weekend. They had fourteen dancers with not many customers. Some names were Cassandra, Chasity, Chloe, Cybil, Elise, Fantasy, Mystique, Sebastian, Sky, Stormy, and Star (the tall blonde one). Not a bad looking lineup including an even split between black and white talent. I've enjoyed Cybil and Elise previously at H8 North. My plan was to repeat with both of them today, but Cybil wore me out. She used a toy during our session to spice things up. Cybil is late-30's (I think), white, dark red hair, A-cup tits, and a petite build. Elise is mid-20's, black / white mix, dark hair, B-cup tits, slender build, nice backside, and has tats. Total damage today was 120 for two beers, VIP fee, and dances.

[Spite36]

I have no regulars left! That's the problem. The quantity and quality of girls are an all-time low.

The issue is that their are a whole new wave of new strippers entering the profession an they are over valuating the market cause A they don't know the value an B there new so guys will pay more cause they haven't seen them before. Just wait it out fellas. They'll fall inline.

[Passenger]

Now more than ever is time to stick with your regulars, the grass is not greener on the other side.

I have no regulars left! That's the problem. The quantity and quality of girls are an all-time low.

[JackOfClubs]

Friday night, near midnight after attending a gathering I decided to take a ride to Inkster. Part of me said that it's late, so don't bother, other part said. Hey you never know.

I arrived to an uncrowded lot at 12:30, went in and grabbed a spot at the bar. Try as I might, I couldn't lower my standards enough to find anything appealing. There weren't many dancers, and not going to list them as they were so unappealing. I saw all of them during a finale. I finished my beer, then left.

Took a ride down Michigan as I was hungry and went to Southwest. On my way I saw no walkers on the Avenue. Stopped at Duly's and had a coney. So that ended up being the only bright spot.

Everything is so hit and miss lately that I hesitate to go, be it escorts or strip clubs. In mid-April I tried Remy at H8 and, good looking, decent body, mechanical service. There are supply chain issues everywhere.

Now more than ever is time to stick with your regulars, the grass is not greener on the other side.

[Itrik]

I went there once a few years back before COVID hit. I really liked the atmosphere. There were several attractive dancers but the prices for action in the back room seemed really high. Has anyone tried it lately? It is a long drive for me, so I hate to spend driving an hour each way if there is no action.

I went before COVID hit as well. Always had a good time. I usually went earlier in the day when it's slow so I could get more bang for my buck.

[Passenger]

Friday night, near midnight after attending a gathering I decided to take a ride to Inkster. Part of me said that it's late, so don't bother, other part said. Hey you never know.

I arrived to an uncrowded lot at 12:30, went in and grabbed a spot at the bar. Try as I might, I couldn't lower my standards enough to find anything appealing. There weren't many dancers, and not going to list them as they were so unappealing. I saw all of them during a finale. I finished my beer, then left.

Took a ride down Michigan as I was hungry and went to Southwest. On my way I saw no walkers on the Avenue. Stopped at Duly's and had a coney. So that ended up being the only bright spot.

Everything is so hit and miss lately that I hesitate to go, be it escorts or strip clubs. In mid-April I tried Remy at H8 and, good looking, decent body, mechanical service. There are supply chain issues everywhere.

[EFrom MI]

I arrived about 8 pm, only a few dancers when I got there but more came in. No real young dancers, but a nice lineup mix of white and black dancers. The name I remember were Jade, Sky, Salena, Cybill, Cassandra, Capri, Mistique, Chasity and Brittany. I went back with Cybill for half and half, I will repeat. If Mystique would have been there earlier I would have waited for her as I have seen her before.

After my session I ordered a steak, it was good, I have never had the food, will repeat on food too.

[ZenSpeed]

I don't want to put her personal info on the open board because it's her real name that's why I said to private message me for more info. Thanks.

The more relevant question would be "what's your plan once you finally catch up to her?" It is entirely possible that this woman does not want to be found or contacted by anyone from the time she was working.

[BusterTc]

I went there once a few years back before COVID hit. I really liked the atmosphere. There were several attractive dancers but the prices for action in the back room seemed really high. Has anyone tried it lately? It is a long drive for me, so I hate to spend driving an hour each way if there is no action.

[DonnyBrasco]

As I nurse my rum and coke while shaking my head at the parade of yuck, a new girl named Tajah. Very cute smile, tight abs, and nice ass drops over and introduces herself. Says it's her first day and she likes the place so far. I ask her about her dances and she clarifies that she does not give dances. She only does dirty stuff. Quotes me 1 or 1. 5, I say let's roll. We get back to the phone booth and I mention I have the full price of admission but lets see how how the first part goes and I may stick with that depending on how enthusiastic she is, she wastes no time undoes my pants drop to her knees and proceeds to provide a porn star level milking that ranks as one of the best I can recall ever receiving, ended with her swallowing the full load deep into her throat with encouraging eye contact and a well placed thumb in my taint. She stuck arround untill every last drop was gone and thanked me for my cum. I contributed a little extra and will be returning today to wreck the the other end.

What day / shift did you see her?

[Kurse]

So every provider should just have a camera running and say, look I'm just making a porno movie, I'm a STAR!

Peetty much.

[Pussylicker2]

I couldn't agree more!

She was new to me. I'd never seen her up there before and that should have been the biggest red flag not to pay up front.

I don't pay until the deed is done. If you pay first, and all goes well so you return, you'll always be expected to prepay. Sometimes I have to abort the mission because she insists on prepayment. That's OK.

[Incognito1234]

Can't stand a scammer, man!

And it makes no sense, either. These chicks aren't smart enough to understand there is more money in the long run by giving a patron a positive experience. I've given the same stable of strippers my money for upteen years because they treat me right on each occasion. The scammer gets that money once and, of course, you're never dealing with her again. Heck, a single chick can make a patron take their entire business to another club!

I couldn't agree more!

She was new to me. I'd never seen her up there before and that should have been the biggest red flag not to pay up front. She was a petite bleached blonde in her late 20's or early 30's. Which I know is a pretty generic description for a stripper. As far as what you've said about being treated right, I don't know how many times I've had the same conversation with a girl about the longevity issue. My speech is and has always been "You might get $200 or whatever from a guy once but then he never comes back to see you again BUT if you give a guy a good experience for a good price, over time, you make thousands from him".

Situations like these make me appreciate the regulars even more. We all know how it is. Once you establish a repeat business relationship with a dancer, it's so much easier for both of you. She knows what you like and how you like it and that she's getting paid without drama or hassle. One of the biggest lessons that I learned out of this mess is that it's best to stick with known commodities.