Escort Reports

**BenDhover** · 05-07-22 21:33

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

So this girl is from NC and she's only been here twice, but she's a cool chick. Kinda scatterbrained, but friendly and cute. Went to try her out late one night last week.

Got the room number and went in. She's the girl in the pics maybe I little more milage. Bbj was nice, kind of soft. She swung her legs over and put the meaty lips in my face. After about 5 more minutes she layed back and I went in for about 5 minutes. Blew load and brought her to Wawa. Nice girl. I'd repeat.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...t/170165480461

Visited her today after your report. She's great and will certainly be repeating, tight little cougar type. Thanks for the report!

**MadeYoulLook29** · 05-07-22 21:13

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

If you look at how high she is above the sink and doorknob, she's at least 5'7".

The rest of her measurements don't fit being a midget either.

Weight: 120 Lb.

Measurements: 90 aaa - 60" - 90".

She is wearing high heels. And she kinda does have a big head like a midget. Tho still very attractive. I could see it.

**Bunker Buster** · 05-07-22 20:46

Originally Posted by Shier [View Original Post]

My hypothesis is that the short height draws more attention for the novelty of it. Or perhaps there is something weird about the posting form on Eros that causes providers to enter the wrong height. Anyway, no need to overthink it (and I realize the irony of saying that in this overthought post).

Cristal, lists as 4'7 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/1425997.htm.

If you look at how high she is above the sink and doorknob, she's at least 5'7".

The rest of her measurements don't fit being a midget either.

Weight: 120 Lb.

Measurements: 90 aaa - 60" - 90".

**Bunker Buster** · 05-07-22 20:40

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

She's a pain in the ass to get ahold of. But when you do her head game is pretty legit. She's on the candy and you can see the milage. Occasionally she's too high and the mic skills diminish, but overall she's legit for a bbj with dt and CIM. Short for. 8 in Alexandria. She's worth a stop if you can get her to reply.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...h/625490977465

I first saw her in 2016, and reported on her in 2017. This post is from 2020.

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

Brooklynn has more tracks than Metro
http://washington-dc.skipthegames.co...s/283523329048

First saw her 3-4 years ago, and she explained the scratches on her hands and arms as coming from a dirt bike accident. I was doubtful, but OK. Went to see her again a year later, and her hands and arms were a mess (this time, she said it was from her cat). Nope, I took one look and bailed out.

A provider she used to work with (who I'm not naming to keep her out of drama) gave me details about her heavy drug usage, as well as her sticky fingers, even around friends.

If you don't mind heavy needle use, she'll let you go BBFSTC for the standard session rate, and her BBBJ is excellent. Unfortunately, she's a wreck that I steer clear of.

**Member #6915** · 05-07-22 17:27

Originally Posted by DarthPaul [View Original Post]

TOFTT and paid a visit as she was the only one responding to texts.

She's working out of a cheap motel in Dumfries--super run down and super smelly (the motel, but Dumfries too). The weirdest thing about it is her two "brothers" are with her. One hung out in the bathroom while she took care of me. She was really nice, had a great attitude, and a really nice body. Really nice tits. GFE was $.5 for a half-hour, no MSOG. When you're done you're done, and I came there pretty pent up, so I have to admit I came a lot faster than I'd have liked. Not sure I'd repeat. The two dudes hanging around creeped me out, and I don't think they're smoking weed in the room but someone's definitely lighting up and coming back in the room. Don't wear clothes you don't want to get funky.

It's always the brother. Never the boyfriend or pimp. That's a deal stopper.

**Member #6915** · 05-07-22 16:39

Originally Posted by SliderZ [View Original Post]

Seen her?

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ia/dc/81108360

There are 3 reviews on LC and some comments below the review. Stopped me from visiring.

**SliderZ** · 05-07-22 11:25

Seen her?

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ia/dc/81108360

**JohnnySalami** · 05-07-22 10:23

So this girl is from NC and she's only been here twice, but she's a cool chick. Kinda scatterbrained, but friendly and cute. Went to try her out late one night last week.

Got the room number and went in. She's the girl in the pics maybe I little more milage. Bbj was nice, kind of soft. She swung her legs over and put the meaty lips in my face. After about 5 more minutes she layed back and I went in for about 5 minutes. Blew load and brought her to Wawa. Nice girl. I'd repeat.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...t/170165480461

**JohnnySalami** · 05-07-22 10:05

She's a pain in the ass to get ahold of. But when you do her head game is pretty legit. She's on the candy and you can see the milage. Occasionally she's too high and the mic skills diminish, but overall she's legit for a bbj with dt and CIM. Short for. 8 in Alexandria. She's worth a stop if you can get her to reply.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...h/625490977465

**Da Doc** · 05-06-22 22:15

Saw her today thanks to a senior who solved a riddle. I don't understand how some threads are so tight lipped. This forum is here for a damn reason. Anyways comms good and speaks good English. Body is prob best I've seen for an apt girl. Early 30's. $. 2 hhr. 5 upcharge BBBJ. Then I woke up from my dream.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/h...biana/46092687

Too bad She leaves tomorrow. Happy mongering!

**BarbarJinks** · 05-06-22 21:15

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

There is a lot of info to your post. It would be helpful if you could let your readers know who the provider is. I'm not sure how this helps the board. To reiterate several of my past comments never pay a deposit.

Update here: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3960-Escort-Reports&p=5904329&viewfull=1#post5904329

Not sure that is a working link but Riley Scott.

**Member #6915** · 05-06-22 12:43

Originally Posted by BarbarJinks [View Original Post]

I debated about whether or not to name the provider, but I'm going to withhold her name for now.

I've been out of the hobby for a long time but she was the last provider I saw before my hiatus. She was super sweet, accommodating, etc. And had some physical attributes that I definitely enjoyed.

There is a lot of info to your post. It would be helpful if you could let your readers know who the provider is. I'm not sure how this helps the board. To reiterate several of my past comments never pay a deposit.

**Darth Paul** · 05-06-22 11:17

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

Does anyone know this provider? Wondering how the dreams were. I didn't find any information on the web or the site. I've seen her photos for a while now. Thanks for any type of help.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...d/793178168676.

TOFTT and paid a visit as she was the only one responding to texts.

She's working out of a cheap motel in Dumfries--super run down and super smelly (the motel, but Dumfries too). The weirdest thing about it is her two "brothers" are with her. One hung out in the bathroom while she took care of me. She was really nice, had a great attitude, and a really nice body. Really nice tits. GFE was $.5 for a half-hour, no MSOG. When you're done you're done, and I came there pretty pent up, so I have to admit I came a lot faster than I'd have liked. Not sure I'd repeat. The two dudes hanging around creeped me out, and I don't think they're smoking weed in the room but someone's definitely lighting up and coming back in the room. Don't wear clothes you don't want to get funky.

**FinishSecond** · 05-06-22 09:36

Originally Posted by JackAubry [View Original Post]

In Springfield at usual place, says she's German, but tag line at bottom of add is exactly like several that are LCS on escort alligator even same mis-spelling. Got in contact, she does speak German, at least answered what I know from Inglorious bastards LOL and she has a body that won't quit. Let me know. If not I'll TOFTT.

Thanks Brothers.

https://nova-femaleescorts.bedpage.c.../22454673.html

Whoever posted this got it from here https://www.instagram.com/danielablume/.

**Shier** · 05-06-22 09:36

I long while back I posted a curious phenomenon in which Eros advertisers were listing ridiculously short heights in their stats. By ridiculous I don't mean 5'0, I mean below 4'8 or so. Some quick online digging showed me that only about 6% or so of females are 5'0 or less, and when you get below 4'8 it drops to less than 1%. In addition, the online consensus seems to be that Dwarfism is defined as being 4'10 or shorter.

So there is no doubt at least some of these providers are fudging their heights, and why that is still remains a mystery. My hypothesis is that the short height draws more attention for the novelty of it. Or perhaps there is something weird about the posting form on Eros that causes providers to enter the wrong height. Anyway, no need to overthink it (and I realize the irony of saying that in this overthought post).

So without any more preamble, I present to you the second Little Person Report (based on Eros ads only). May 6 2022 Edition.

Annie, lists as 4'7 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/9434686.htm.

Valerie, lists as 4'5 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/2428704.htm.

Cristal, lists as 4'7 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/1425997.htm.

Victoria Vixen, lists as 5'0 (she barely squeaked on to this report) https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/8751096.htm.

That's all I've got for now. This is just based on the "What's New" section and I did not make any attempt to verify the providers' actual heights. This is just for fun and curiosity's sake!