Escort Reports

**JohnnySalami** · 05-08-22 23:27

She's definitely a little older than the pics, but she's not that bad. No idea what happened in your case, but I'm going to guess she just didn't click with you. I didn't go into it with huge expectations, so maybe that's why I didn't mind her. I don't think she checked her phone a single time when I was there. I had no issues at all. I guess our mileage varied.

Originally Posted by Finn3311 [View Original Post]

For me she was about as far from great as I have ever experienced. 20 years older than her pics, perfunctory rushed service, all performed while constantly on her phone, with a nonplussed demeanor. I couldn't wait to leave. Either she has a serious Jeckyll and Hyde disorder, and I happened to see Hyde for my visit, or you guys have some really low standards.

**JustALoner** · 05-08-22 21:44

Had very similar dream to most others. Nothing new to add. Dreamt of a modest hotel. MILF age with scars on boobs and on the thick side. Very friendly and engaged. 1. 3 for 1/2 hr.

First time dreaming outside of AMP. I was awkward and couldn't get any chemistry going. However, like many others had dreamed, went straight to BBBJ with no discussion as soon as I was ready and laying down. BBBJ skills were excellent as rumored. I finished way too quick, got a massage after, and was given the 'we're done' signal very quickly with half of my time left.

I was sort of giving off the vibe I wanted out of there so I'm not really disappointed. Anyway, just wanted to confirm what others have dreamed. Tina seems consistent / reliable if anything.

**Metloaf** · 05-08-22 09:42

Originally Posted by BrockSampson [View Original Post]

Yeah, definitely have a backups for this one. Have had her go ghost on me two times after agreeing on a meet. She moved to Ohio and the reviews seem to be better over there. Maybe she's decided to be more professional.

I remember when Bunk 1st put the info out on here years ago. But her in the DMV was like a kid in the candy store. Her addiction was clearly noticable. Bleeding areas on fingers, sores, etc. Only got a BBBJ. And she asked about nose candy. Never repeated with her. Be safe is you do visit.

**SumphknFool** · 05-08-22 08:51

Originally Posted by BenDhover [View Original Post]

Menu is wide open, pretty good bbj and nice phat bottom. Shit hole hotel with a bunch of people standing outside and near vending areas. Answered the door in a robe and off to the races once entering. I would only repeat in a pinch. . 80/ qv.

Decided to give it another try connecting with her and so I shoot her a text inquiring about a QV and she quotes me 150. And wanted to charge for extras. No thanks LOL.

**Brock Sampson** · 05-08-22 01:04

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

I first saw her in 2016, and reported on her in 2017. This post is from 2020.

Yeah, definitely have a backups for this one. Have had her go ghost on me two times after agreeing on a meet. She moved to Ohio and the reviews seem to be better over there. Maybe she's decided to be more professional.

**BenDhover** · 05-07-22 22:03

Originally Posted by Finn3311 [View Original Post]

For me she was about as far from great as I have ever experienced. 20 years older than her pics, perfunctory rushed service, all performed while constantly on her phone, with a nonplussed demeanor. I couldn't wait to leave. Either she has a serious Jeckyll and Hyde disorder, and I happened to see Hyde for my visit, or you guys have some really low standards.

I'll admit I have pretty low standards, love me some crackhead dope girls but she was far from it. Really good session. You must have approached wrong or caught her on a bad day.

**BenDhover** · 05-07-22 21:57

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

Know when to fold them.

Know when to walk away.

Know when to run.

Getting a hard time about parking was time to consider folding. 50 lbs overweight on a $300 deal is time to walk away.

Don't be afraid to bail out when you get a red flag or two up front. It rarely gets better from there.

I texted her pretending to set something and took her down a rabbit hole then turn around saying I'll pass due to bad performance and deceitful photos. I got your back bro. I'm petty like that.

**Finn3311** · 05-07-22 21:50

Originally Posted by BenDhover [View Original Post]

Visited her today after your report. She's great and will certainly be repeating, tight little cougar type. Thanks for the report!

For me she was about as far from great as I have ever experienced. 20 years older than her pics, perfunctory rushed service, all performed while constantly on her phone, with a nonplussed demeanor. I couldn't wait to leave. Either she has a serious Jeckyll and Hyde disorder, and I happened to see Hyde for my visit, or you guys have some really low standards.

**BenDhover** · 05-07-22 21:37

Originally Posted by SumphknFool [View Original Post]

Anyone have the pleasure of meeting her.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...e/354477098760

Menu is wide open, pretty good bbj and nice phat bottom. Shit hole hotel with a bunch of people standing outside and near vending areas. Answered the door in a robe and off to the races once entering. I would only repeat in a pinch. . 80/ qv.

**BenDhover** · 05-07-22 21:33

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

So this girl is from NC and she's only been here twice, but she's a cool chick. Kinda scatterbrained, but friendly and cute. Went to try her out late one night last week.

Got the room number and went in. She's the girl in the pics maybe I little more milage. Bbj was nice, kind of soft. She swung her legs over and put the meaty lips in my face. After about 5 more minutes she layed back and I went in for about 5 minutes. Blew load and brought her to Wawa. Nice girl. I'd repeat.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...t/170165480461

Visited her today after your report. She's great and will certainly be repeating, tight little cougar type. Thanks for the report!

**MadeYoulLook29** · 05-07-22 21:13

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

If you look at how high she is above the sink and doorknob, she's at least 5'7".

The rest of her measurements don't fit being a midget either.

Weight: 120 Lb.

Measurements: 90 aaa - 60" - 90".

She is wearing high heels. And she kinda does have a big head like a midget. Tho still very attractive. I could see it.

**Bunker Buster** · 05-07-22 20:46

Originally Posted by Shier [View Original Post]

My hypothesis is that the short height draws more attention for the novelty of it. Or perhaps there is something weird about the posting form on Eros that causes providers to enter the wrong height. Anyway, no need to overthink it (and I realize the irony of saying that in this overthought post).

Cristal, lists as 4'7 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/1425997.htm.

If you look at how high she is above the sink and doorknob, she's at least 5'7".

The rest of her measurements don't fit being a midget either.

Weight: 120 Lb.

Measurements: 90 aaa - 60" - 90".

**Bunker Buster** · 05-07-22 20:40

Originally Posted by JohnnySalami [View Original Post]

She's a pain in the ass to get ahold of. But when you do her head game is pretty legit. She's on the candy and you can see the milage. Occasionally she's too high and the mic skills diminish, but overall she's legit for a bbj with dt and CIM. Short for. 8 in Alexandria. She's worth a stop if you can get her to reply.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...h/625490977465

I first saw her in 2016, and reported on her in 2017. This post is from 2020.

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

Brooklynn has more tracks than Metro
http://washington-dc.skipthegames.co...s/283523329048

First saw her 3-4 years ago, and she explained the scratches on her hands and arms as coming from a dirt bike accident. I was doubtful, but OK. Went to see her again a year later, and her hands and arms were a mess (this time, she said it was from her cat). Nope, I took one look and bailed out.

A provider she used to work with (who I'm not naming to keep her out of drama) gave me details about her heavy drug usage, as well as her sticky fingers, even around friends.

If you don't mind heavy needle use, she'll let you go BBFSTC for the standard session rate, and her BBBJ is excellent. Unfortunately, she's a wreck that I steer clear of.

**Member #6915** · 05-07-22 17:27

Originally Posted by DarthPaul [View Original Post]

TOFTT and paid a visit as she was the only one responding to texts.

She's working out of a cheap motel in Dumfries--super run down and super smelly (the motel, but Dumfries too). The weirdest thing about it is her two "brothers" are with her. One hung out in the bathroom while she took care of me. She was really nice, had a great attitude, and a really nice body. Really nice tits. GFE was $.5 for a half-hour, no MSOG. When you're done you're done, and I came there pretty pent up, so I have to admit I came a lot faster than I'd have liked. Not sure I'd repeat. The two dudes hanging around creeped me out, and I don't think they're smoking weed in the room but someone's definitely lighting up and coming back in the room. Don't wear clothes you don't want to get funky.

It's always the brother. Never the boyfriend or pimp. That's a deal stopper.