Massage Parlor Reports

[JTreehorn14]

Look in rubmaps and find AMPs close to you and then come back here for reviews. You will have to figure the correct sub-forum if you are not located in Prince Georges County.

Or just use Google. Searching for Greenbelt and VIP literally gives you the answer. This isn't rocket science.

[AvgJoe123]

Seven Acupressure in Temple Hills is worth a visit. The parking lot is sketchy, the interior is a clean, quiet oasis. They've always got at least one talented knockout on staff.

There were some reviews for Yoyo, Olivia, and other providers at Seven a few months ago. I'm not sure why there aren't more reviews now. Yoyo was a recommended MT, based on her young age and nice body. I'm not sure if she is still there now.

[SyntorX]

Cherry acupressure is 2 hrs away.

No thanks lmao.

Look in rubmaps and find AMPs close to you and then come back here for reviews. You will have to figure the correct sub-forum if you are not located in Prince Georges County.

[Da Doc]

Cherry acupressure is 2 hrs away.

No thanks lmao.

[Da Doc]

I'll try RM. I still don't understand why some forums are so tight lipped. Not like there are links and I agree there are some opportunities in the search bar. 2 more days and I'm out. Would've loved to contribute a review on this board. Happy mongering!

Just use rubmaps. Ch. AMPs are sorted by state, city and AMP name. In rubmaps, see Maryland. - Greenbelt. You have to pay for reviews, but AMP name, address, phone number and hours are all available for free.

[Da Doc]

I was on page 10 before I posted this. You read the forum.

Sometimes seniors get frustrated at some very basic questions. RTFF or try Search is a common response. Please remember that abbreviations are not easy to search. More than three letters are required to conduct one. To the inexperienced, terms like sa, st, ca or VIP mean very little and can not be search on our own so we ask. Providing a more searchable detail in a post might make it easier for the newer people here to be self sufficient.

If anyone has a suggestion to search shorter words and abbreviations please educate me.

[MaxRodman]

Anybody have experience down in the oxon hill or temple hills area?

I've been to GB a few times and see a lot of reviews for that area, but nothing for places further south.

Seven Acupressure in Temple Hills is worth a visit. The parking lot is sketchy, the interior is a clean, quiet oasis. They've always got at least one talented knockout on staff.

[Fred86]

Anybody have experience down in the oxon hill or temple hills area?

I've been to GB a few times and see a lot of reviews for that area, but nothing for places further south.

[Md Curious2]

I saw Nana at VIP last week. Massage was below average, but the finish was 400%. Another shower afterwards was a nice touch. It was pretty good.

MMS told me yesterday was NANA's last day. Not sure if she is on vacation. I tried booking. MDC.

[Pseudo43]

I tried to see what Love was about at VIP but she was booked up past my window. Sounds interesting, maybe next time.

Ended up at CA for a little sit and wait and musical rooms until in walked Kayla. Great as always. I forgot all about the stress of waiting.

I guess the lack of RS is making the rest busy. The hallway was a party the whole visit.

I saw Nana at VIP last week. Massage was below average, but the finish was 400%. Another shower afterwards was a nice touch. It was pretty good.

[SyntorX]

A long time lurker here but first post. All the conflicting reports about Asia at CA piqued my attention so I decided to give her a try. This was the most disappointing AMP visit I've ever had. Started off well, she came into the room with a big smile, started dancing, rubbing against me, and groping my junk. She is cute and has, for me, the perfect spinner body. Probably the nicest body I've ever seen in a Greenbelt AMP. Then, her attitude abruptly changed. She asked for the money, I gave her the house fee (70) and a tip (140). She started demanding more and I replied that I didn't bring anymore. She said "only 30 minutes then" and I replied "no, I paid for an hour". She then threw the tip on the chair and walked out the door without a word. I sat there waiting for almost 10 minutes and she came back very business-like asking if I wanted a shower. The TS was efficient but completely lacking any sensuousness or playfulness. Back to the room, she seemed to be a bit more cheerful, dried me off, and laid a towel on the floor. I anticipated the deep throat BJ someone else reported but no. She said "massage only, no sex". I replied that I came for sex. She said "no, my choice". I asked if she was joking and she said to lay down for the massage. The massage of one shoulder then lasted all of about 30 seconds and she said she had to pee. Disappeared again for another 5 minutes. Finally came back and said "ready" and removed her clothes. Given the way the session was going, I had gone flaccid. Nonetheless, she put on a cover and began a very uninspired BJ. Refused when I asked to kiss her tits or DATY. After just a short time, I was semi-hard and she jumped on top. At this point, she rode well but gave me serious stink eye. She jumped off and assumed the doggy style position. I have to say this was good despite her attitude. She has a great ass and is tight. I loved watching us in the mirror. I began to pound her as hard as I could and I guess I was taking too long, she reached back to grab my balls and I finally came. Immediately, she jumped up, announced she didn't like me and started to dress and said she had to pee again. Left for another 5 minutes. I had only been there 40 minutes and she was out of the room for 20 of that! I said that I still had a lot of time but she opened the door and stepped out of the room. Fed up, I left but told MamaSan that Asia was bad. As I was heading to the office, I called back and told MS that none of her girls had ever treated me so poorly and I would not ever see Asia again. A damn shame as she really has the spinner body I crave.

I wish more AMPs worked like RL Therapy in Laurel. Imagine how great sessions would be if the lady had to earn it. RL ladies may want the tip up front the first visit. You tip at the end once you are a regular though. This lets you adjust the tip up or down based on the quality of the session. I have tipped $100 at RL once, for a slightly below average session. Most of the time I tip at $140 or above. I tipped one RL lady $180 for one of the best sessions I have had at an AMP about a year ago. She actually thought it was too much, but I insisted she keep it. Unfortunately I doubt many AMPs will move to this business model, but I would visit any that did.

[Horny Hiker]

A long time lurker here but first post. All the conflicting reports about Asia at CA piqued my attention so I decided to give her a try. This was the most disappointing AMP visit I've ever had. Started off well, she came into the room with a big smile, started dancing, rubbing against me, and groping my junk. She is cute and has, for me, the perfect spinner body. Probably the nicest body I've ever seen in a Greenbelt AMP. Then, her attitude abruptly changed. She asked for the money, I gave her the house fee (70) and a tip (140). She started demanding more and I replied that I didn't bring anymore. She said "only 30 minutes then" and I replied "no, I paid for an hour". She then threw the tip on the chair and walked out the door without a word. I sat there waiting for almost 10 minutes and she came back very business-like asking if I wanted a shower. The TS was efficient but completely lacking any sensuousness or playfulness. Back to the room, she seemed to be a bit more cheerful, dried me off, and laid a towel on the floor. I anticipated the deep throat BJ someone else reported but no. She said "massage only, no sex". I replied that I came for sex. She said "no, my choice". I asked if she was joking and she said to lay down for the massage. The massage of one shoulder then lasted all of about 30 seconds and she said she had to pee. Disappeared again for another 5 minutes. Finally came back and said "ready" and removed her clothes. Given the way the session was going, I had gone flaccid. Nonetheless, she put on a cover and began a very uninspired BJ. Refused when I asked to kiss her tits or DATY. After just a short time, I was semi-hard and she jumped on top. At this point, she rode well but gave me serious stink eye. She jumped off and assumed the doggy style position. I have to say this was good despite her attitude. She has a great ass and is tight. I loved watching us in the mirror. I began to pound her as hard as I could and I guess I was taking too long, she reached back to grab my balls and I finally came. Immediately, she jumped up, announced she didn't like me and started to dress and said she had to pee again. Left for another 5 minutes. I had only been there 40 minutes and she was out of the room for 20 of that! I said that I still had a lot of time but she opened the door and stepped out of the room. Fed up, I left but told MamaSan that Asia was bad. As I was heading to the office, I called back and told MS that none of her girls had ever treated me so poorly and I would not ever see Asia again. A damn shame as she really has the spinner body I crave.

[ArtistOfWar1]

I tried to see what Love was about at VIP but she was booked up past my window. Sounds interesting, maybe next time.

Ended up at CA for a little sit and wait and musical rooms until in walked Kayla. Great as always. I forgot all about the stress of waiting.

I guess the lack of RS is making the rest busy. The hallway was a party the whole visit.

[EscortHunter99]

Sometimes seniors get frustrated at some very basic questions. RTFF or try Search is a common response. Please remember that abbreviations are not easy to search. More than three letters are required to conduct one. To the inexperienced, terms like sa, st, ca or VIP mean very little and can not be search on our own so we ask. Providing a more searchable detail in a post might make it easier for the newer people here to be self sufficient.

If anyone has a suggestion to search shorter words and abbreviations please educate me.

It's ridiculous. You can't even search for 3 letter names like Ivy, Eva, Sky, Ann, etc. Or CIM or any one of a number of acronyms. And you can't search for specific terms in quotes either, for example "Nasty Nikki" in case there are like a thousand Nikki's in your area. Or "Tit Fuck" or any combination. Also, to my knowledge, you can't filter on the sub threads. So if you're just looking for Escorts in your area, you're going to get all the Streetwalkers, Massage Parlors and all the rest.

Is there a link on how to use the search function because it sucks.

[HardInSofOut]

Just visited Gucci, Jeanie, Asia and Kayla recently. I'm not picky so I enjoy them all equally. One thing that adds to the experience, they all speak English so much better than in MoCo. I think they study English in Korea.