Escort Reports

[Darth Paul]

Does anyone know this provider? Wondering how the dreams were. I didn't find any information on the web or the site. I've seen her photos for a while now. Thanks for any type of help.

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...d/793178168676.

TOFTT and paid a visit as she was the only one responding to texts.

She's working out of a cheap motel in Dumfries--super run down and super smelly (the motel, but Dumfries too). The weirdest thing about it is her two "brothers" are with her. One hung out in the bathroom while she took care of me. She was really nice, had a great attitude, and a really nice body. Really nice tits. GFE was $.5 for a half-hour, no MSOG. When you're done you're done, and I came there pretty pent up, so I have to admit I came a lot faster than I'd have liked. Not sure I'd repeat. The two dudes hanging around creeped me out, and I don't think they're smoking weed in the room but someone's definitely lighting up and coming back in the room. Don't wear clothes you don't want to get funky.

[FinishSecond]

In Springfield at usual place, says she's German, but tag line at bottom of add is exactly like several that are LCS on escort alligator even same mis-spelling. Got in contact, she does speak German, at least answered what I know from Inglorious bastards LOL and she has a body that won't quit. Let me know. If not I'll TOFTT.

Thanks Brothers.

https://nova-femaleescorts.bedpage.c.../22454673.html

Whoever posted this got it from here https://www.instagram.com/danielablume/.

[Shier]

I long while back I posted a curious phenomenon in which Eros advertisers were listing ridiculously short heights in their stats. By ridiculous I don't mean 5'0, I mean below 4'8 or so. Some quick online digging showed me that only about 6% or so of females are 5'0 or less, and when you get below 4'8 it drops to less than 1%. In addition, the online consensus seems to be that Dwarfism is defined as being 4'10 or shorter.

So there is no doubt at least some of these providers are fudging their heights, and why that is still remains a mystery. My hypothesis is that the short height draws more attention for the novelty of it. Or perhaps there is something weird about the posting form on Eros that causes providers to enter the wrong height. Anyway, no need to overthink it (and I realize the irony of saying that in this overthought post).

So without any more preamble, I present to you the second Little Person Report (based on Eros ads only). May 6 2022 Edition.

Annie, lists as 4'7 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/9434686.htm.

Valerie, lists as 4'5 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/2428704.htm.

Cristal, lists as 4'7 https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/1425997.htm.

Victoria Vixen, lists as 5'0 (she barely squeaked on to this report) https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/8751096.htm.

That's all I've got for now. This is just based on the "What's New" section and I did not make any attempt to verify the providers' actual heights. This is just for fun and curiosity's sake!

[FinishSecond]

In Springfield at usual place, says she's German, but tag line at bottom of add is exactly like several that are LCS on escort alligator even same mis-spelling. Got in contact, she does speak German, at least answered what I know from Inglorious bastards LOL and she has a body that won't quit. Let me know. If not I'll TOFTT.

Thanks Brothers.

https://nova-femaleescorts.bedpage.c.../22454673.html

Photos are fake. Whoever made the pose got them from her: https://www.instagram.com/danielablume/.

[OldBoomer]

There was a provider I used to see at a hotel in Tysons who was West African (identified as French) who offered Greek with no up charge. She was quite cool and the a $$ was the stuff of fantasies.

I can remember her name and have scoured for her ads, but she was generally UTR even back then.

Since chances are she's moved on, any alternative suggestions would be greatly appreciated. TIA!

Now a cmt.

YMMV.

Clear your PMs.

[JackAubry]

In Springfield at usual place, says she's German, but tag line at bottom of add is exactly like several that are LCS on escort alligator even same mis-spelling. Got in contact, she does speak German, at least answered what I know from Inglorious bastards LOL and she has a body that won't quit. Let me know. If not I'll TOFTT.

Thanks Brothers.

https://nova-femaleescorts.bedpage.c.../22454673.html

[JackAubry]

Webdog2015- box is full- Not the west African, but yours.

There was a provider I used to see at a hotel in Tysons who was West African (identified as French) who offered Greek with no up charge. She was quite cool and the a $$ was the stuff of fantasies.

I can remember her name and have scoured for her ads, but she was generally UTR even back then.

Since chances are she's moved on, any alternative suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

[Bunker Buster]

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...t/205798532971

Saw her in Dumfries based on recommendation she knew how to work the mic.

Not bad, but felt some teeth which is never fun. I laid back and allowed her to do her thing.

S. Plenty of enthusiasm and effort which got job done but I've had better. Sloppy and wet with attention paid to the balls. Body is wrecked and looks like tall alien from Men in Black. Personally, would only only go for decent BBBJ.

100 for damage. Might try again if she's willing to let me fuck her throat and cum in her face.

Hoping to try Sushi Roll for next Woodbridge / unfries adventures.

ShadowKnight.

I thought she was one of the better BBBJCIM's I've had, and didn't feel any teeth. Agree with the rest of your assessment.

I originally went there with the idea of BBFS, but when I saw how wrecked she was, decided against any FS and stuck with BBBJ. FYI, when I asked if she had a BBBJ-only rate, she quoted me 80.

[WebDog2015]

You know the drill with this setup. It's not the girl in the pics.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ginia/81020852

Having been seeing provider out of the same hotel on Elden St in Herndon. The last few years have been steering towards the Latin providers.

I have reviewed some (both positive and negative reviews).

My mind criteria is to have a decent QV session for no more than $80.

Yesterday's session fit that bill. Wasn't the girl in the pics but an attractive, middle-aged blond (dyed I am sure) Latina with a decent head game, tight pussy, taut ass, nice natural tits.

Everything is covered in these sessions. Never found one to do BBBJ despite every single add promising "BBJ" in every ad (I pushed when booking for it and sometimes been offered $50 upcharge for BBJ but the girls never know about this and always refuse).

Nonetheless, it's a mostly safe bet for a basic, no frills session. Never encountered any games. Attitudes are always better than others. Usually for me a 20 minute detour during lunch.

[WebDog2015]

There was a provider I used to see at a hotel in Tysons who was West African (identified as French) who offered Greek with no up charge. She was quite cool and the a $$ was the stuff of fantasies.

I can remember her name and have scoured for her ads, but she was generally UTR even back then.

Since chances are she's moved on, any alternative suggestions would be greatly appreciated. TIA!

[BarbarJinks]

I don't know man, this kinda feels like you got to take some responsibility for it. We all know that early check-in is hit or miss and you clearly scheduled with the knowledge that she would doing that. When you get a direct phone call in the morning, what would you ever think it was about? They aren't calling to wish you a good morning, they are usually calling to validate the appt. Or to relay a problem. Sounds like she did her work and you don't know how to use your phone. I would recommend for all mongers to be a bit realistic about your request. If you picking a super early time to meet, you probably want to be aware of how that time works in the real world of booking hotels. Regardless, it's good you didn't pay the deposit because things happen and you should never be on the hook for services you don't receive.

I use my phone all day long for work and business. I have no problems receiving voicemails, I just didn't get the notification that I had one for some reason. Regardless, I texted as soon after I saw I had the missed call and tried to call her. Never mind the fact that her ad says 8 am-12 pm and when I asked about her availability she said 8 am-12 pm. I wasn't asking for anything other than what was advertised. And if you advertise morning appointments, presumably you'd have a handle on the logistics.

But you know what? Shit happens. I get it. It's one of the reasons why I didn't want to name her. Maybe it's a one-off. It was the attitude after the fact that put me off.

[Derilious89]

I debated about whether or not to name the provider, but I'm going to withhold her name for now.

I've been out of the hobby for a long time but she was the last provider I saw before my hiatus. She was super sweet, accommodating, etc. And had some physical attributes that I definitely enjoyed. She's still working and she's been on my mind so yesterday morning I sent her a text inquiring over her availability over the next couple of day. She responds late yesterday afternoon asking what time I want to meet up that night. I was busy, so I ask what she has available in the morning (her ad notes 8 am to 12 pm).

She calls me. I wasn't in a great place to take the call, but didn't want to play phone tag, so I did. We agree on a time, 9 am. I like to start the work day with a clear mind, LOL. She now mentions her rate, which is. 40 over her rate listed in her ad. I noted that it was higher, she claimed that her ads needed to be updated. I didn't really argue because she's still slightly lower than the average going rate. Anyhow, we get on to the location. We agree on Tysons. She then tells me its a $20 surcharge for early check-in. I tell her that has not been my experience, she says it's this particular chain. I don't really agree or refuse to pay the surcharge before she sends me a link to a DC location. I tell her I can't do DC by 9 am. She then sends me a new location and we agree to meet at the "current" rate minus the surcharge.

I don't know man, this kinda feels like you got to take some responsibility for it. We all know that early check-in is hit or miss and you clearly scheduled with the knowledge that she would doing that. When you get a direct phone call in the morning, what would you ever think it was about? They aren't calling to wish you a good morning, they are usually calling to validate the appt. Or to relay a problem. Sounds like she did her work and you don't know how to use your phone. I would recommend for all mongers to be a bit realistic about your request. If you picking a super early time to meet, you probably want to be aware of how that time works in the real world of booking hotels. Regardless, it's good you didn't pay the deposit because things happen and you should never be on the hook for services you don't receive.

[ShadowKnight]

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...t/205798532971

Saw her in Dumfries based on recommendation she knew how to work the mic.

Not bad, but felt some teeth which is never fun. I laid back and allowed her to do her thing.

S. Plenty of enthusiasm and effort which got job done but I've had better. Sloppy and wet with attention paid to the balls. Body is wrecked and looks like tall alien from Men in Black. Personally, would only only go for decent BBBJ.

100 for damage. Might try again if she's willing to let me fuck her throat and cum in her face.

Hoping to try Sushi Roll for next Woodbridge / unfries adventures.

ShadowKnight.

[PomLovesThais]

I debated about whether or not to name the provider, but I'm going to withhold her name for now.

I've been out of the hobby for a long time but she was the last provider I saw before my hiatus. She was super sweet, accommodating, etc. And had some physical attributes that I definitely enjoyed. She's still working and she's been on my mind so yesterday morning I sent her a text inquiring over her availability over the next couple of day. She responds late yesterday afternoon asking what time I want to meet up that night. I was busy, so I ask what she has available in the morning (her ad notes 8 am to 12 pm).

She calls me. I wasn't in a great place to take the call, but didn't want to play phone tag, so I did. We agree on a time, 9 am. I like to start the work day with a clear mind, LOL. She now mentions her rate, which is. 40 over her rate listed in her ad. I noted that it was higher, she claimed that her ads needed to be updated. I didn't really argue because she's still slightly lower than the average going rate. Anyhow, we get on to the location. We agree on Tysons. She then tells me its a $20 surcharge for early check-in. I tell her that has not been my experience, she says it's this particular chain. I don't really agree or refuse to pay the surcharge before she sends me a link to a DC location. I tell her I can't do DC by 9 am. She then sends me a new location and we agree to meet at the "current" rate minus the surcharge.

She then starts telling me about her methods of payment, and here's where I cut her off. I told her I would be paying cash. And here it comes: she requires a deposit. There is no mention of a deposit in any of her ads, and it's almost half of her fee. I tell her that I wasn't expecting that and I only have one account among the various platforms she accepts. I tell her I need to get off the phone (which was true) but I'd think about it and get back to her.

Mind you, I had no intention of paying a deposit. But I did have to get off the phone. So maybe 10 minutes later I text her saying I'm not comfortable paying a deposit. She sends me a long text in reply. She's legit, read her reviews, etc. Etc. It looked like a copy-paste job and was honestly kind of pushy. I told her I just didn't want the paper trail, but thanks for the info. She then asks if I have a reference. I told her that I didn't have one because I haven't done this in a while, etc. Before I can mention that I saw her probably 10+ years ago (I figured that might sound like a lie) she asks if I promise to be there at 9 am, on time. I'm an on-time kinda guy and so the date is set.

This morning, I get out of the shower and see that I have a missed call from her. I have no notification for a voicemail. I text her saying I can't talk but ask if we're still on. Crickets. I finish up my morning routine and head to the location. I call on the way, but it goes to voicemail. About five minutes out, I text her to say I'm going to be there early but don't mind hanging out in my car if she isn't ready. About 15 minutes later I get a text -.

"I called you two hours ago and left a voicemail."

She called at 7:44 am and it's about 8:55 now.

"I saw that you called but I don't have a voicemail from you. I did text and try to call you though."

Her reply: "SMH".

I then checked my voicemail, and yup, I have a message. In her message, she says that they don't have any rooms ready until 10 or 11 am. So I texted her back -.

"I'm so sorry, I do have a message, but I didn't get the notification. I'm not sure what to do here."

She texts in reply, "I was there at 7 am and they said they don't do early check-ins due to covid. I'll hang around the area until noon, so pick a time between noon and midnight. " Mind you, I'm sitting outside watching housekeeping clean the rooms. Why didn't she at least call the place the night before? Presumably, she has used this place before. And why show up at 7 am, two whole hours before the meet? Smells like bullshit to me. She just didn't feel like driving to Tysons in the rain.

So I waited a bit and texted "I made arrangements to have this morning free, and I can't do this afternoon."

No response. Nada. Sure am glad I didn't pay that deposit!

It's disappointing because my prior experience with her was in my top 5. And I definitely appreciated her willingness to waive the deposit and not require the reference. But wow, I was surprised at how she didn't seem to give a shit. Maybe the years haven't been kind to her (I'll note that her photos are at least 10 years old) or maybe she's just having a bad day. But no apology, just pick a time? And who leaves voicemails in 2022? And why not follow up with a text? At the end of it all, it's an hour plus of wasted time, but glad that I'm not out the money.

And by not naming the provider you are helping the board out how LOL.

[Mcsylv]

https://tryst.link/escort/charlotte-desir

Anyone ever seen here? She's touring near DC next week, but I contacted her and she literally only has one 90-min slot available LOL, every other time is booked. I told her I'd catch her when she's back in July, she said she's fully booked and will be back in Sept.

Thinking about making a trip down to Miami or NYC when she's passing through, make it a mini vacation and stay for a day or two. See her, maybe see another local girl or hit up SA / strip club and come back to DC. I'm not sure if she's worth it, hot pics but not sure what rules and attitude she has.

EDIT: found TER reviews, she has a lot of good ones https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/charlotte-desir-9175181643-367997?page=1

Guess I'll try and make a trip.