Escort Reports

[Tedsmoker]

Bros, I searched for reviews on the skinny blonde "throat goat" and saw a few guys asking about her but couldn't find any reviews. So I took one for the team.

Setup was super easy and she picks up the phone when you call which is a big deal for me (I want to at least verify that it's a chick on the other end of the phone).

Looks pretty much like her pics but is skinnier and has real small tits. Probably mid 20's, tall and very long legs. Based on what else is available right now I'd say she's on the upper end of the attractiveness scale. Seemed open minded to some things but she doesn't do everything on her menu on her ad, FYI.

Opted for a quick visit but told her I might upgrade to half if things went well and we vibed. She set an alarm on her phone which was probably about 15 minutes. By the time it went off I had decided not to go for the half and had to tip her an extra $10 to finish since we went past the alarm. That didn't feel super great but eh.

She's not the best, not the worst, but she is real and in my opinion good looking. Open to some stuff, but not everything she claims. I would repeat if I had the itch but will negotiate next time. Paying full price and even tipping didn't really yield any special results and I think she can be had for less then advertised.

4-5 years ago I'd have given her a 5/10 but because of lack of options she's a solid 8/10 just for answering the phone and not ghosting. Oh, and she has teeth. I don't think she will rob you either.

[OneAndDone]

Why did I click on this? I could have just taken your word. *Shudders*.

I couldn't even get a woody for that.

[JackDangers]

Gents,

I wanted to empty the tank on my Lake County intel with some information on Starr:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/80978720

Starr has a decent condo in Mentor where she entertains. When I contacted her, she surprised me by wanting to walk me to it around the back of several garages in the area. This set off red flags for me, but all ended up going well enough (considering the area and proximity of possible neighbors, I went with it). Negotiated price was 1. 0.

Once inside, Starr took me upstairs to a cozy bedroom and got to business. Starr has a typical stripper's body (she actually used to strip at a local place called Petticoat Junction), though she's a little soft and starting to put on a bit of weight. She has kind of an Amy Winehouse thing going on, with too-long fake lashes and nails, if you dig that kind of thing. I could tell she was clearly tightened up on something, but whatever it was, it didn't affect the experience too badly.

Starr opened with BBJ (I'd grade 5/10; points off for her becoming a little frustrated when I wasn't over the moon about her skill). Moved to covered sex (5/10; very mechanical and dispassionate). I asked about Greek and she was on the fence about it. Asked for 2. 0 and I declined. Covered finish.

But Wait. There's More!: Starr offered me a deal via text when I left: $140 for Greek, if I gave her a good LC review. I did so and contacted her a week later regarding the deal. This is when she tried to renegotiate the deal, asking for $180, instead. I was so offended I put her on my "do not call" list.

Final Analysis: Starr is serviceable. Her location is good and safe, and her process was easy and straightforward. However, she's absolutely nothing special. She would do in a pinch. Just don't believe anything she tells you about future dealings; it's all bullshit. Will not repeat.

JD.

[TrueDeviant]

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...p/102061254541

This ***** posts a pic of her sucking a dick with herpes lesions all over it and her drinking toilet water. I might have to marry her.

Why did I click on this? I could have just taken your word. *Shudders*.

[JackDangers]

Gents,

Thanks, everyone who was nice enough to give me info on Crystal. FWIW, she's sounded really out of it in our sporadic text correspondence, so I'm thinking I'm giving her a pass. Back to the drawing board for a young cutie who likes Greek!

Anyway, I wanted to give you guys some intel in return. Some people have asked about Kirtland, and I saw her the other night.

https://mentor.skipthegames.com/fema...g/713138109425

The good: She's legit and is a super-nice person. She's clean and legit. The price is right.

The "eh": Her place is kind of out of the way. Her tits aren't nearly as nice as they are in her picture. Her menu is pretty limited.

The bad: Her home is really, really dilapidated. To the point where you're going to be pretty uncomfortable with it. I expected to see the Scooby-Doo kids poking around the place, honestly.

Details: Discussed meeting, set up appointment. It was super-easy. She keeps bizarre hours, so if you're trying to get a hold of her, your best bet is to do so late at night. Communication was good, once I contacted her. Once I drove there, I found the place I described above. My first impression of her was that she's not as attractive as her pictures, but still pretty. Likewise, the boobs are nice, but not as awe-inspiring as in her pictures. Anyway, I went in looking for BJ (which she did bare for. 6). Was having a good enough time and liked her enough as a person to upgrade (she did this bare, too; I was asked to cum in a towel kept on her mattress). BJ was 6. 5/10; Sex was probably 5. 5/10 (too mechanical and dispassionate to be rated higher), but got the job done.

Final Analysis: Kirtland's a sweet girl, clean and legit. If you're in the area, she's worth the visit. Just be ready for the house, otherwise, you might get a little rattled. I would repeat, but she wouldn't be my regular (mostly because of her limited menu). All in all, one of the better options in Lake County.

Hope that helps somebody!

JD.

[TrueDeviant]

I think avoiding hotel foot-traffic is smart during cleaning times and help keeps everyone safe because the hotel cleaning staff usually know what's up and certainly no one wants someone walking in or knocking on the door during a session. This reminds me of an incident from a number of years ago in Independence the housekeeping ladies knew I was friends with a travelling provider and when I showed up one day they told me LE was looking for her. She packed up after I texted her, met around the back and got her out of there (reclined in the passenger seat) and relocated to Beachwood, I think but I don't remember for certain. I do remember waving at the LE in the squad car on the way out (older white guy in late model year high-end car, who would suspect much of anything).

I agree. It's a safe play for all. But I think the guy's post was about the hours of availability. Saying you're available at 8 am and then not being able to see anyone till 3. Apparently he's the asshole because he was ready to go and was told to wait several hours. Yeah, no LOL.

[GoatFucker]

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...p/102061254541

This ***** posts a pic of her sucking a dick with herpes lesions all over it and her drinking toilet water. I might have to marry her.

[AlSmits346]

This ads been catching my eye. Seems realistic.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/80944083

Why did I click. WHY!

[FluffHead216]

Anyone know anything about this girl? I see a few ads on skipthegames but she reuses videos from a couple months ago and she never posts pricing. Avoid?

https://tryst.link/escort/haley216

No touch stripper.

[OneAndDone]

Crystal has been aroutd for a long time she had a place in Independence, safe apt. She gained a lot of weight, definitely a druggy, went to rehab, lost about 30 lbs and moved into a shithole that near Cle that I won't visit. But, she's a pretty good time.

She had a decent review on here recently I tried to meet her but she always responds slowly be safe.

[OneAndDone]

I'm sooo sick of hearing about this old, heavy, bitchy chick. I saw her about a year ago, all she did was complain, terrible experience, she's giving me a bbj and I'm trying to get into it, she stops abruptly and says (yells) "don't come in my mouth!

I'm not even half hard? Mind you I still want to nut so I comply and she's being pissy I finish and can't wait to get the hell out. I'm NEVER rude, always clean and never off putting. Sorry about the rant but enough about this lame chick.

I hear ya and second that!

[FluffHead216]

Anyone know anything about this girl? I see a few ads on skipthegames but she reuses videos from a couple months ago and she never posts pricing. Avoid?

https://tryst.link/escort/haley216

No touch stripper.

[StingerDouble]

Good evening, gents.

Anyone have any intel on this one?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/80949121

JD.

Crystal has been aroutd for a long time she had a place in Independence, safe apt. She gained a lot of weight, definitely a druggy, went to rehab, lost about 30 lbs and moved into a shithole that near Cle that I won't visit. But, she's a pretty good time.

[Glitch421]

Good evening, gents.

Anyone have any intel on this one?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/80949121

JD.

That's Crystal. Saw her in December and she was super nice, good body, really wants to please you, and makes you feel like being with you is the most erotic experience she has ever had. Even if it wasn't. She did try to nickle and dime me because she wanted to run to the store first and wanted me to buy smokes and pop for her and the next day she texted that she needed money to put a deposit down on an apartment by noon. I never replied. I hear she went to rehab since so she may be different now.

[StingerDouble]

I think avoiding hotel foot-traffic is smart during cleaning times and help keeps everyone safe because the hotel cleaning staff usually know what's up and certainly no one wants someone walking in or knocking on the door during a session. This reminds me of an incident from a number of years ago in Independence the housekeeping ladies knew I was friends with a travelling provider and when I showed up one day they told me LE was looking for her. She packed up after I texted her, met around the back and got her out of there (reclined in the passenger seat) and relocated to Beachwood, I think but I don't remember for certain. I do remember waving at the LE in the squad car on the way out (older white guy in late model year high-end car, who would suspect much of anything).

I'm sooo sick of hearing about this old, heavy, bitchy chick. I saw her about a year ago, all she did was complain, terrible experience, she's giving me a bbj and I'm trying to get into it, she stops abruptly and says (yells) "don't come in my mouth!

I'm not even half hard? Mind you I still want to nut so I comply and she's being pissy I finish and can't wait to get the hell out. I'm NEVER rude, always clean and never off putting. Sorry about the rant but enough about this lame chick.