Massage Parlor Reports

[SlickJJ]

Visited this place today:

https://nightfunpages.com/23-yr-old-...call-sessions/

Apparently they have two locations. I went to the location at GG off Euclid. It is in a 2 story office building and has no name posted. I saw Lyni who I believe is the third picture in the ad. She is Vietnamese and absolutely gorgeous. She also speaks great English which was nice for a change. 60 house fee and after a perfunctory rub we decided on CBJ for 150. (Turned me down on BB). The CBJ was really excellent, very nice oral technique. After a few minutes of oral heaven, she offered CFS for another 50, which I accepted and was very satisfied. So 2. 6 all in. I'm sure I overpaid but damn she's so beautiful it was hard to say no.

Will repeat.

Great report. Thanks Pharm! Anyone know the name of the girl in the pink bikini?

[PharmHobby]

Visited this place today:

https://nightfunpages.com/23-yr-old-...call-sessions/

Apparently they have two locations. I went to the location at GG off Euclid. It is in a 2 story office building and has no name posted. I saw Lyni who I believe is the third picture in the ad. She is Vietnamese and absolutely gorgeous. She also speaks great English which was nice for a change. 60 house fee and after a perfunctory rub we decided on CBJ for 150. (Turned me down on BB). The CBJ was really excellent, very nice oral technique. After a few minutes of oral heaven, she offered CFS for another 50, which I accepted and was very satisfied. So 2. 6 all in. I'm sure I overpaid but damn she's so beautiful it was hard to say no.

Will repeat.

[Bronco]

Bamboo, never got the services that some been saying they do all the time.

Campus and jamboree, hidden nuru with Joanna, big tits, greets you like an old bf.

There's a window with a hot receptionist, don't bother asking her, LOL she just receptionist that has tits hanging out in a short tube too. She asks what's my preference, shaved or not shaved and Latina or Asian. I tried the Mexican dish, great girl with perfect figure. Worth $180.

Fairview and Talbert. Another medical building, only Viet girls. FS if you want for additional $150.

Bamboo you have to spend some time. Been there a dozen times. My visits are very good. They are nice ladies and are fun.

[Bronco]

Many of us give bigger tips for 90 minute sessions compared to 60 minute sessions (maybe 20-50% more). So it makes sense that a half hour session would be a smaller tip. I figure that if an hour massage were legit, I would tip $10-25 depending on quality. The HW bumps it up to $40-$60 depending on quality, access, attitude, and hotness. These girls have decided amongst themselves that $60 is the new $40 - in other words they gave themselves a 50% raise. My work raise is more like 2% and we are squeezed at every angle (gas prices, food, car prices, etc.), so the last thing we can afford is 50% raises for girls sending their money to their husbands in China. So I feel we should hold the line at $45 for basic cucumber waxing with no access and poor technique. So I think I would have held the line at $40 for her 30 minutes of work.

I always tip 40. I get nude hand shakes and tip 60. Have my regular spots.

[RubMePls]

Just curious has she allowed anyone to take pic / video with her in text I asked as a joke and she said she will make me happy.

Although I think she just didn't understand my request LOL.

[Mustang3]

Yes been their many times, you will never get FS or BJ there, who ever said they did is full of it.

Yes, I was referring to that one.

Initially went there after all the posts about FS and how good Meyu was. I only received HJ with a decent, but rushed camel slide.

Returned and still no FS. Saw Meyu both times.

Anybody had similar them experience? Or recommend anyone else?

[OC Johnny]

Bio in LF. FS by Latinas and 1 Japanese woman in her late 30's.

What other bio you talking about Willis?

Yes, I was referring to that one.

Initially went there after all the posts about FS and how good Meyu was. I only received HJ with a decent, but rushed camel slide.

Returned and still no FS. Saw Meyu both times.

Anybody had similar them experience? Or recommend anyone else?

[Hadez]

Are there any good K-Girls available that I can see without giving them a single piece of personal info on me or some kind of fee to join something?

Also don't k-girls cost more for similar service?

Just asking. K-girl is one of the few things I have not tried.

Btw anyone who wants top shelf experience should go to TJ. My best experiences in SoCal (excluding the girls I got on so well with I met their family) would be average in TJ. I get some mongers have racial preference but I am down for any race myself

Not sure who Alowicious got, but I saw LULU recently, in that red minidress. Initially greeted by Jennifer, but I asked for Lulu. Jennifer looks older, skinny body. Both are Chinese. Jennifer walks me to the room and I wait about 10 minutes for Lulu. I asked Lulu for an hour, but she said 30 minutes. She gives an okay massage and we talk about if it was my first time there and such. She tells me to flip and she makes a motion for fucking. I ask how much, and she says "how much you pay last time?" I say 120, she then says 140. She leaves and gets a condom and took off her panties, but left the minidress on. She comes back and asks for the hour, LOL. Squeezed me for the 20, but the whole thing lasted maybe 40 minutes. As she's trying to blow me, she's already reaching for the condom for CBJ, and I ask for BBBJ.

She says she has a sore on her tongue and proceeds to show me. She says next time, BBBJ, so okay whatever. Blows me for a couple of minutes, no kissing at all. Oh, she did suck on my nuts pretty damn good. I can't remember the last time an AMP girl did that. Probably a first for me. She gets on the table, on her back and I started fucking her. Okay body, not fat, but not skinny, smooth skin. Left tit was hard, right tit was soft. Didn't notice any tats, but the dress did cover her mid section. Did notice hairy armpits though. Also, her pussy was hairy, like she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks or so. She kept repeating to see her again, and made sure I remembered her name.

I had her flip, fucked doggy for a few minutes, then had her get on top and she starts fucking me hard and fast to get me to cum. I do cum a bit, but not fully. She stops, removes the cover and leaves naked to get a hot towel. She comes back with her panties on, with her minidress hiking up, which does look sexy. She gives me another light massage with me facing up, while I massaged with her ass and pussy. Teased my dick a few times, but nothing else after. She leaves, gets me a water bottles, helps me with my shoes and we lightly kissed goodbye.

Average experience with an okay massage with a cute Chinese chick. Worth 200? Not really. Better off going to a k-girl.

Nicole at LEL or LE message gives a great massage, with HJ finish.

[JetStream1]

...I drew Lou who I've seen before.

There is a LuLu last reviewed a year or so ago. Among a dozen or so names. Some of whom may have moved to their next parlor.

[JetStream1]

Does anyone know about the Chinese woman killed in front of BW / SH a few years ago? I was coming out of SH about 11 pm, and heard a bunch of screeching tires and a few loud collisions. I ran over to Magnolia and saw several cars spun out, and a Chinese woman dead in the street laying face down. She was apparently jay-walking when some speed demon came through and hit her and killed her on the spot (she has a gruesome injury but no blood at all, so her heart must have stopped). She was then knocked about 60 feet down the road, because her purse was about that far away. It was surreal, just being there by myself with a dead woman. Finally the cops showed up, and I directed them to the purse (it was later reported in the news that she was a Chinese national late 40's). I went down to one of the wrecked cars was, and pointed out to the cop that the entire car had been spun around because the radiator had burst, and there was a semi-circular trail of water. I talked to the MMS Cindy at SH, and they did not know any thing about it, so I assume it was one of the BW girls. All the other shops there are VT. And its unlikely for a single woman to be running across the street at that hour. It was reported on local tv.

[Rdyn Nvu]

Not sure who Alowicious got, but I saw LULU recently, in that red minidress. Initially greeted by Jennifer, but I asked for Lulu. Jennifer looks older, skinny body. Both are Chinese. Jennifer walks me to the room and I wait about 10 minutes for Lulu. I asked Lulu for an hour, but she said 30 minutes. She gives an okay massage and we talk about if it was my first time there and such. She tells me to flip and she makes a motion for fucking. I ask how much, and she says "how much you pay last time?" I say 120, she then says 140. She leaves and gets a condom and took off her panties, but left the minidress on. She comes back and asks for the hour, LOL. Squeezed me for the 20, but the whole thing lasted maybe 40 minutes. As she's trying to blow me, she's already reaching for the condom for CBJ, and I ask for BBBJ.

She says she has a sore on her tongue and proceeds to show me. She says next time, BBBJ, so okay whatever. Blows me for a couple of minutes, no kissing at all. Oh, she did suck on my nuts pretty damn good. I can't remember the last time an AMP girl did that. Probably a first for me. She gets on the table, on her back and I started fucking her. Okay body, not fat, but not skinny, smooth skin. Left tit was hard, right tit was soft. Didn't notice any tats, but the dress did cover her mid section. Did notice hairy armpits though. Also, her pussy was hairy, like she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks or so. She kept repeating to see her again, and made sure I remembered her name.

I had her flip, fucked doggy for a few minutes, then had her get on top and she starts fucking me hard and fast to get me to cum. I do cum a bit, but not fully. She stops, removes the cover and leaves naked to get a hot towel. She comes back with her panties on, with her minidress hiking up, which does look sexy. She gives me another light massage with me facing up, while I massaged with her ass and pussy. Teased my dick a few times, but nothing else after. She leaves, gets me a water bottles, helps me with my shoes and we lightly kissed goodbye.

Average experience with an okay massage with a cute Chinese chick. Worth 200? Not really. Better off going to a k-girl.

Nicole at LEL or LE message gives a great massage, with HJ finish.

So Lulu and I get to it. By the time she started giving me the ultra light massage she had already grabbed my dick twice. She says she is 27. I think maybe early 30's but lot of guys will believe late 20's. Nice body but not tight. She does not spend the amount of time working on her body as the sex workers do in TJ. Still nice boobs and nice body for a SoCal sex worker. I spend the entire time she is giving me a light message rubbing her legs ass and pussy. She enjoys it. 140 for BBBJ. Seems like everything is in the menu besides BBFS. I was not wanting it but when I asked if he could use my condom she thought I asked for BBFS and said no. I told her I like Magnums and she said those were good. Sex was good. We did multiple positions. She was into it.

After the positive reviews, I visited Coconut on Warner today and saw Jennifer. She told me 40 for half an hour. An hour didn't appear to be an option. Jennifer is sexy, 30's, face average. Ok personality nothing great. After a quick rub with roaming but no tease, she got right to negotiations on the flip. I offered 1 for a BBBJ w 69. She wanted 1. 4 so I accepted (small head in charge and I hate negotiating). She got completely naked. Boobs were decent bolt-ons with nice nips but she never even let me touch them! Things continued poorly because she next put a cover on. I'm sure she would say she didn't understand I wanted BB but I was clear enough. Her CBJ was ok but just felt rushed and going thru the motions. Filled the sack and got out. Overall just very piss-poor service esp for the price.

Will Not Repeat.

Decided to see what all the hoopla was about and visited Lulu at Coconut yesterday. It's not a long drive from me and easy to park in back. I don't worry about "walks of shame", but there isn't much other than it's next to a dental office and the entrance is not visible from the street. But as I departed, there was a fire truck in the parking lot next to the Mexican Birra food truck. (Think the firefighters were having a late lunch. No biggie.

Lulu greeting me in a red stretch minidress, and she looks sexy and tasty. To me, she looks mixed, like Asian and Latina, but who knows. I handed her the $40 hf, and she took me by the hand into the room. We shared a hug, mutual ass grab and a couple of smooches before she asked for the play fee. She pouted at $120, so I threw in another Jackson to ensure proper service.

One the top 10 massages I've had.

The second-hottest provider I've seen (#1 at a MP). Also the second-prettiest and second-smallest pussy I've seen. Hands-down best tits I've ever met (truly the stuff of JAV models).

The second- most enthusiastic provider I've seen.

From the very moment I walked in the door she treated me like her most favorite boyfriend. Immediately embraced me and gave me dfk, then led me to a room with lots more dfk and ass-grabbing (each of us) and hugging. THEN she collect the house fee. She left, I stripped, when she got back she had changed out of her Daisy Dukes and into a LBD that didn't quite go down far enough.

Seriously legit massage. And the fun would make rabbits jealous. BBBJ, CBJ, DATY, 69, CFS in RCG and CG and Mish and K9. She was super enthusiastic and super energetic on everything, loving everything we did. And the only time there was no DFK was when I was face-down for the actual massage (which again, was really really excellent. Helped by how much she encouraged my wandering hands the whole time).

$60/ hr house, $140 to her (gave her a Benny, which she didn't like, until I reminded her she still had my change, which completely reversed her disappointment).

Don't remember her name, but she's short, 28-ish (could pass for 21), super pretty with a big smile and two dimples, long straight black hair, a white-hot sexy body, better-than-average Asian natural ass, natural C cups, incredible shaved pussy, and matching rose tattoos along the inside of her hips.

[Morongo]

Anyone know where Lisa went (worked at the now closed Orchid Spa in LF). Absolute amazing GILF. Any other GILF shout outs would be appropriated.

[Ck2001]

Bamboo, never got the services that some been saying they do all the time.

Campus and jamboree, hidden nuru with Joanna, big tits, greets you like an old bf.

There's a window with a hot receptionist, don't bother asking her, LOL she just receptionist that has tits hanging out in a short tube too. She asks what's my preference, shaved or not shaved and Latina or Asian. I tried the Mexican dish, great girl with perfect figure. Worth $180.

Fairview and Talbert. Another medical building, only Viet girls. FS if you want for additional $150.

Where's the action on campus and jamboree? I went to a "hidden" place nearby (off campus / mcarthur) a year or so ago, had all the hallmarks of the kind of place I like to visit. Went there three times, they didn't mind me getting fully nude and undraped but never even a happy ending. Disappointing.

[PsePro]

Molly is not asian. She's caucasian, mid 20's, skinny. I have her number and see her outside of Bio.

Hey John,

I tried to PM you but I believe your inbox is full, was wondering if you could please PM me Molly's number in exchange for other provider info?

I used to see her often but lost her contact when getting a new phone, thanks!

[Grimmy23]

Stopped by Bamboo hoping for a better experience than Coconut earlier in the day. I'm 0/2 today. I was in a bit of a hurry so asked for 30 minutes. Papasan accommodated with 25 fee. I drew Lou who I've seen before. Same script but just a quicker rub. For me her rub is too hard. Felt like I got beat up and she wasn't taking the hint to let up. On the flip the HJ was too much of a jackhammer style. My first couple of times here I had a slow edging finish which was awesome. Guess it just depends on the girl. I have no idea what Lou looks like between the mask and the dim lighting. They might as well hide under a sheet. I thought for 30 minutes a 35 tip would be ok. But she let me know she wasn't happy. Bumped to 40, still not happy. Went to 45 and I said that's it. I was in a cheap mood but the service was just subpar for the ending.

I may give Bamboo one last try on a future trip to see if I can get the edging finish but today kinda sucked.

I don't think Lou is one of the mainstream girls at Bamboo. As many times as I've been there I haven't seen her or heard any reports on her. If you're going to go there you really need to call ahead and see if you can get Anna, Andy, or Linda. Bamboo has gotten popular enough that if you just show up and take your chances on the draw you're probably not going to get one of the better girls.