Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[Edwin2949]

I'm looking for an escort or AMP that supplies a BBJ had a long stress filled day and in need of a relax.

[UGB12]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/81014252#.

Anyone seen this one? Thanks.

Damn. You got a number for her? Service is trash, but I love the view fucking her from behind.

[PlGenie]

OK guys no more smoking in the house sorry I get lazy and just want to smoke in the back in my computer room once in a while. I didn't know it was so bad nobodies every really said much but. I get it.

WTF is this a woman in this profession that can take understandable criticism and react like a humble adult? (Remembering the indy days) Either someone is fucking with us all or there is a unicorn around.

[ChillinFlorida]

Thanks Hollister! This list is masterful!

I wanted to also note that these days even when these ladies put "slim" in their ads, they actually are fat. Have also noticed that 35-39 actually means 45+. I love MILFs, so I don't mind but beware, if you like them younger, 39 in reality is the new 49.

Happy hunting!

Yin.

Spot on! You should always add 10 years to their ages though I met one to add 20 years! Curvy and thick always means fat. Bbw means really fat. I have been mongering a long time and always encountered these. Same in regular dating sites. Met up with "thick" women that I was surprised could fit through the door. Age 40 and up means in possession of aarp card.

[Joseph Kerr]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/81014252#.

Anyone seen this one? Thanks.

That's Pompano's infamous SW Mia, aka Carla T.

Do a search on the Pompano forum for her and you'll find a ton of reviews. I guess she's moved up from the days when you could get BBBJ and FS for a Jackson Five.

[Pawgs]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/81014252#.

Anyone seen this one? Thanks.

[Dldl4376]

Saw Amber yesterday and very glad I did. She's been at the very top of my list since I got into this but didn't think it would happen, based on her schedule. Everything lined up perfectly yesterday and booked her for a hh at $50. Easy to find place in a reasonable neighborhood. Opened the door to a really gorgeous woman in a black slip. She is a little heavier than what pictures show (women know how to shoot the best angles in photos, LOL) but nothing disappointing or deal breaking. I was pretty damn excited. We chatted for a brief bit while I undressed. She was kneeling on the edge if the bed. There was no kissing but as I walked over to her, she started to pull the straps of her slip down. I paid attention to her breasts as she was slowly stroking me. She then leaned down and started a warm, soft BBBJ (I asked her to go slow as I was REALLY charged up). The sight of her looking up at me with those pretty green eyes was one I'll never forget. I laid down to make it easier for her as I'm kinda tall. More amazing BBBJ with plenty of eye contact. I had to stop her or I was finishing right there. We climbed into 69 where she let me daty / o. She was rhythmically riding my face so I must have done something right. More BBBJ before the cover went on and she mounted me. She felt amazing and being able to touch her all over was more than I could stand and I popped in the bag. She cleaned me up with a warm wet towel and we chatted a bit more.

I am now trying to find excuses to but out of work early and see her again soon. Next time, it'll be an hour though. She's great.

To be clear, the hh rate was one fiddy.

[Chinchilla]

She did 8th Latinas. Dancin' Bear Porn.

Had a sister in the biz.

Anyone know what's become of her?

[Dldl4376]

Where is here location in FLL area? So not GFE? Allow FIV? Easy to contact? Text or call?

She's in Davie east of 95. Very easy to contact through text. I've seen other reviews saying she was GFE but I don't know it's something she does after initial visit. She didn't with me. FIV / FIA are ok.

[QuietStorm89]

She is an awesome girl with a good safe incall in a condo that she rents just for mongers like us LOL. I haven't seen her for a few years, probably since Indi days or shortly after.

I believe the rates are more than $$ unless your just getting a massage but I could be wrong.

Rates were climbing to $$. 5 to $$$ when I was seeing her and because of that and a hike from my area I haven't been back but she is no drama, no drug issues and won't blow up your phone when the deed is done.

You will not be disappointed.

Report back as I haven't seen an Apple review in some time.

Well I guess I won't be seeing her as I didn't pass her "references" test.

[Tantra6969]

Saw Amber yesterday and very glad I did. She's been at the very top of my list since I got into this but didn't think it would happen, based on her schedule. Everything lined up perfectly yesterday and booked her for a hh at $50. Easy to find place in a reasonable neighborhood. Opened the door to a really gorgeous woman in a black slip. She is a little heavier than what pictures show (women know how to shoot the best angles in photos, LOL) but nothing disappointing or deal breaking. I was pretty damn excited. We chatted for a brief bit while I undressed. She was kneeling on the edge if the bed. There was no kissing but as I walked over to her, she started to pull the straps of her slip down. I paid attention to her breasts as she was slowly stroking me. She then leaned down and started a warm, soft BBBJ (I asked her to go slow as I was REALLY charged up). The sight of her looking up at me with those pretty green eyes was one I'll never forget. I laid down to make it easier for her as I'm kinda tall. More amazing BBBJ with plenty of eye contact. I had to stop her or I was finishing right there. We climbed into 69 where she let me daty / o. She was rhythmically riding my face so I must have done something right. More BBBJ before the cover went on and she mounted me. She felt amazing and being able to touch her all over was more than I could stand and I popped in the bag. She cleaned me up with a warm wet towel and we chatted a bit more.

I am now trying to find excuses to but out of work early and see her again soon. Next time, it'll be an hour though. She's great.

Where is here location in FLL area? So not GFE? Allow FIV? Easy to contact? Text or call?

[Dldl4376]

Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

https://tryst.link/escort/amber138

Saw Amber yesterday and very glad I did. She's been at the very top of my list since I got into this but didn't think it would happen, based on her schedule. Everything lined up perfectly yesterday and booked her for a hh at $50. Easy to find place in a reasonable neighborhood. Opened the door to a really gorgeous woman in a black slip. She is a little heavier than what pictures show (women know how to shoot the best angles in photos, LOL) but nothing disappointing or deal breaking. I was pretty damn excited. We chatted for a brief bit while I undressed. She was kneeling on the edge if the bed. There was no kissing but as I walked over to her, she started to pull the straps of her slip down. I paid attention to her breasts as she was slowly stroking me. She then leaned down and started a warm, soft BBBJ (I asked her to go slow as I was REALLY charged up). The sight of her looking up at me with those pretty green eyes was one I'll never forget. I laid down to make it easier for her as I'm kinda tall. More amazing BBBJ with plenty of eye contact. I had to stop her or I was finishing right there. We climbed into 69 where she let me daty / o. She was rhythmically riding my face so I must have done something right. More BBBJ before the cover went on and she mounted me. She felt amazing and being able to touch her all over was more than I could stand and I popped in the bag. She cleaned me up with a warm wet towel and we chatted a bit more.

I am now trying to find excuses to but out of work early and see her again soon. Next time, it'll be an hour though. She's great.

[Crazy Old]

I've read some reviews in the beginning of the year. I've been speaking with her on and off. Never pulled the trigger because I don't like to plan in advance. She really worth the $$? I could care less about the massage I'm mainly going for the BBBJ I've read about.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...y-rubs/1669044

Pre Covid I saw her several times. Very safe, very attractive, all her pictures are real.

The advertised 160 rate was just massage and HJ. For 200 it was BBBJ and DATY, although she would some times pull out a condo and I would have to say BBBJ please.

I have also read that more is on the menu for a little more tip but I have never tried.

You do need to plan in advance as she only works week days as I remember.

[SailFish69]

I've read some reviews in the beginning of the year. I've been speaking with her on and off. Never pulled the trigger because I don't like to plan in advance. She really worth the $$? I could care less about the massage I'm mainly going for the BBBJ I've read about.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...y-rubs/1669044

She is an awesome girl with a good safe incall in a condo that she rents just for mongers like us LOL. I haven't seen her for a few years, probably since Indi days or shortly after.

I believe the rates are more than $$ unless your just getting a massage but I could be wrong.

Rates were climbing to $$. 5 to $$$ when I was seeing her and because of that and a hike from my area I haven't been back but she is no drama, no drug issues and won't blow up your phone when the deed is done.

You will not be disappointed.

Report back as I haven't seen an Apple review in some time.

[GoodYin41]

Thanks Hollister! This list is masterful!

I wanted to also note that these days even when these ladies put "slim" in their ads, they actually are fat. Have also noticed that 35-39 actually means 45+. I love MILFs, so I don't mind but beware, if you like them younger, 39 in reality is the new 49.

Happy hunting!

Yin.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.