Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[SailFish69]

I've read some reviews in the beginning of the year. I've been speaking with her on and off. Never pulled the trigger because I don't like to plan in advance. She really worth the $$? I could care less about the massage I'm mainly going for the BBBJ I've read about.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...y-rubs/1669044

She is an awesome girl with a good safe incall in a condo that she rents just for mongers like us LOL. I haven't seen her for a few years, probably since Indi days or shortly after.

I believe the rates are more than $$ unless your just getting a massage but I could be wrong.

Rates were climbing to $$. 5 to $$$ when I was seeing her and because of that and a hike from my area I haven't been back but she is no drama, no drug issues and won't blow up your phone when the deed is done.

You will not be disappointed.

Report back as I haven't seen an Apple review in some time.

[GoodYin41]

Thanks Hollister! This list is masterful!

I wanted to also note that these days even when these ladies put "slim" in their ads, they actually are fat. Have also noticed that 35-39 actually means 45+. I love MILFs, so I don't mind but beware, if you like them younger, 39 in reality is the new 49.

Happy hunting!

Yin.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

[QuietStorm89]

Any info in Boca.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/2705801

[ChillinFlorida]

Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

https://tryst.link/escort/amber138

Solid date but when I saw saw was curvier than pics showed. Not fat but a bit more weight but great date.

[Driver63]

This girl always post ads saying massages, I see now she is not saying that.

Has anyone taken the Plunge yet?

She posts alot she has to be getting business, is someone holding her for themselves?

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80940636

[QuietStorm89]

I've read some reviews in the beginning of the year. I've been speaking with her on and off. Never pulled the trigger because I don't like to plan in advance. She really worth the $$? I could care less about the massage I'm mainly going for the BBBJ I've read about.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...y-rubs/1669044

[QuietStorm89]

Saw her today in coral springs. Ben frank for the hh. Location perfect for me set up easy. Beware she is bbw heavier than pics but I sometimes enjoy cushion for the pushing. Started her kneeling down to a nice BBBJ while I sat on bed. I could have just erupted from that it was so good. She rode me then changed to k9 where I went to pound town to completion. Worth the ben frank next time I might opt for BBBJ the whole time if allowed.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/2719940

[FilthyKoala]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Beautiful.

[TodDoman]

Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

https://tryst.link/escort/amber138

She's really nice and she knows what she's doing. One problem, or could be a problem, is her place smells enough like smoke that the smell will linger on you. If that's not a problem, she's great. Otherwise, you have to plan accordingly. I would say she's a repeat date.

[FriskyFrankie]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

Classic stuff!!

[Driver63]

I had a dream with her when she was on Indy and got good reviews, I however was not a fan, I believe she was a smoker and something about the whole deal just turned me off. I do hope you have a good time tho, just wanted to give my 2 cents.

I seen her couple mths ago, very nice and makes you comfortably. I made the mistake of talking to her to long before we got started. Which a lot if girls start the click rolling when you get started. She does smoke not while I was there but the house had a strong smell of it. She does a very good bbj, covered up and she jumped on top rides good too I lost it would have loved for round 2 but time was up. Like I said she is very nice, she is heavier than her pics look. I would see her again little far and much more than the good ol indy days. She is a fun girl.

[CkJamone]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Seriously, this needs to go in Merriam Webster or Oxford. A perfect definition of words used on these sites. I think I'll have a couple drinks and read this again LOL.

[CarFunJon]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

LMAO thank you for that kind sir.

[Hollister]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[Reaper400]

Anyone know what happened to her? Lost touch as she was supposedly moving back from Detroit last year.

Appreciate whoever still had contact and reached out. Heard from her this am. Fortunately still had my no. Unfortunately still out of state. One of my ATF's. Maybe be back in Florida one day xfings.