Massage Parlor Reports

[PNR2004]

My turn to TOFTT. This place is on Bonita Beach Rd west of Hwy 41. Tucked in the back of very old strip malls.

Room was clean. I always take a half hour because I usually get shorted. If the massage is good and the final service I might take an hour on the second and subsequent visits. Girl walks in with a mask and a short skirt. Athletic body but not fat. My guess she is in her 30's or early 40's. She starts the massage at the head of the table. Reaches down to my ass and rubs my checks. Good sign. Most of the massage was done form the top of the table and when she was by my side she was far enough away that there was no roaming. Since this was not my first AMP I knew there was something on the menu. Maybe she is on the rag and doesn't want me feeling her up.

After the flip she signals and grabs my cock. I tell her I want Boob-Boom. She wants to suck. I tell her boom boom. That is also why I think there was something going on with her pussy. So now the negotiations start. This is the part I hate because I could care less about an extra 20 bucks. It's the principal of the thing. Besides, if we all cave for an extra 20 inflation in my hobby will be rampant. I paid too much. 100 is what we agree on. Out comes the saran wrap. The BJ was pretty good. My second saran wrap service and it sucks.

It is unfair that, as consumers, we are not informed of the prices and techniques used when we enter these places. I would not go in if I knew what was included. It is with that in mind that I am going to complain to the Federal Trade Commission. There should be more transparency in this hobby. We are in no position to negotiate while lying on our backs nude with a young girl holding our dick. It should be on a menu when you walk in the door and it should be plainly stated on any website they use. If some of you guys join in we can start a class action suit against all AMP because of their deceptive practices.

To warp up this review. She cleaned me up after the BJ. I got the full 30 minutes. She said she had to go because they were real busy that day. I know I won't be back.

[BadDog5]

Actually met the prettiest Asian masseuse ever. Not a bad 1/2 hr massage. Wanted 200 roses for a chess match and would only negotiate down to 180. She did get mouthy when I showed her uncle Ben and my twin Jackson cousins, and she lost her clothes. Wow is all I'm going to say. I almost gave in, but I bet things will change when it slows down. I'll definitely try again. Sorry I did not get name, my bad.

Body 9. 9.

Face 9.

Massage 8.

Other offering 8.

Dog out.

[Thor1313]

Thanks for the report. What is L2? Can you just say HJ, BBBJ, FS, K9, DATY or whatever happened? Thanks.

While you're online reading reports, you can google it.

[SR7D1]

My plumber decided to visit one of the new places in PC ending in 9567. He called and girl who answered the phone texted address. It's about a block off of 41 and you need a map app to find it. He asked if he needed to make appointment and was told he could walk in. He got there and was greeted by an attractive oriental wearing a pull over shirt. He went in room and was told rate was. 7 so he gave her. 8 and told her he'd need change. He was told price included a table shower, but there were guys working there and he didn't really want to show his shit to them so he passed. He was face down, naked on table and she came back in room. There was no towel even there to cover with. His excitement was readily apparent when she started massaging butt area. She dutifully reached under there and put her hands on his pipe wrench, so he knew he was in luck. He noted she had no objection to his reaching under the long shirt and rubbing down there, although she had underwear on. He would have been done instantly if he had gotten FIV. On the flip she asked what he wanted and he indicated L2. She quoted him an astounding $1. 5 and he countered with $1. She said $1. 1 and he agreed reluctantly. Maybe these are new Brandon prices, hard to know. He was pleasantly surprised when she got completely naked and started doing her thing. About 5 minutes later he was done and she got towel for him. He got shorted on time and decided next time the half hour rate would be more appropriate. When you go for a half hour they know why you're there.

Thanks for the report. What is L2? Can you just say HJ, BBBJ, FS, K9, DATY or whatever happened? Thanks.

[George W. Bush]

My plumber decided to visit one of the new places in PC ending in 9567. He called and girl who answered the phone texted address. It's about a block off of 41 and you need a map app to find it. He asked if he needed to make appointment and was told he could walk in. He got there and was greeted by an attractive oriental wearing a pull over shirt. He went in room and was told rate was. 7 so he gave her. 8 and told her he'd need change. He was told price included a table shower, but there were guys working there and he didn't really want to show his shit to them so he passed. He was face down, naked on table and she came back in room. There was no towel even there to cover with. His excitement was readily apparent when she started massaging butt area. She dutifully reached under there and put her hands on his pipe wrench, so he knew he was in luck. He noted she had no objection to his reaching under the long shirt and rubbing down there, although she had underwear on. He would have been done instantly if he had gotten FIV. On the flip she asked what he wanted and he indicated L2. She quoted him an astounding $1. 5 and he countered with $1. She said $1. 1 and he agreed reluctantly. Maybe these are new Brandon prices, hard to know. He was pleasantly surprised when she got completely naked and started doing her thing. About 5 minutes later he was done and she got towel for him. He got shorted on time and decided next time the half hour rate would be more appropriate. When you go for a half hour they know why you're there.

[LoveToDine]

I visited this place because last time was great. This time I drew a very short, but very attractive girl. She had a great body too!! That's where the good ends. On the flip she was very nice until we discussed business. When I tried to negotiate you said and I quote "next time stay home". Wow!! So I started to get dressed and she tried to save face and negotiate but the damage was already done. Beware my friends!

We are only an ATM to these ladies and they will start high looking for you to negotiate a final price, usually. Looks like yours was holding fast and really shit the bed by telling you to stay home. When she turns shitty, I get up and leave and if MMS is in the lobby I share my discontent. Give it a month and they will be running specials due to less guys in town.

LTD.

[Great Hobby]

Hello fellow mongers!! In town for a week visiting friends. Went to AAA had awful experience. Can anyone recommend a comparable place? Girls are attractive but the attitudes suck!! PM me if necessary.

I have had a great time there multiple times, this place is super clean with very nice girls. They bend over backwards to make sure you enjoy your massage and to leave happy!

[Member #6642]

Elegance Spa, Vicky. She's been talked about before. She's here til the end of the month. You won't be disappointed.

[HKahuna55]

You want Mia. Bring cash. Trust me. Just left there.

At Nini Spa.

[FltRider]

Anything on the menu? Or just a good legit spa? T Cat.

You want Mia. Bring cash. Trust me. Just left there.

[RjBenton]

Hello fellow mongers!! In town for a week visiting friends. Went to AAA had awful experience. Can anyone recommend a comparable place? Girls are attractive but the attitudes suck!! PM me if necessary.

[RjBenton]

I visited this place because last time was great. This time I drew a very short, but very attractive girl. She had a great body too!! That's where the good ends. On the flip she was very nice until we discussed business. When I tried to negotiate you said and I quote "next time stay home". Wow!! So I started to get dressed and she tried to save face and negotiate but the damage was already done. Beware my friends!

[FltRider]

Coming into town, wondering where to go? Will be in Ft Meyers then Bonita. Any suggestions appreciated.

[DC002]

Anything on the menu? Or just a good legit spa? T Cat.

Silly question from a Senior?

I have never been to a legit Spa in SW Florida.

All depends On you and how friendly YOU make it.

Plus they all like big tips AND they know and understand what makes men tick. The at pros.

They are sort of like nurses in a hospital, they want to help you get better!

[TomCat49]

Had a delightful visit this afternoon where ther attitude was great and also the serice. It is a little far for ad maybe others and that is why it it isso good.

Called ahead and given 3 names that were available.

Mia, Jojo and Emily.

Manager suggestd Mia and she was wonderful. Very friendly, joking around, playful and made the visit fun.

I will repeat because my time is valuable and good experience is worth the drive to get out of the ld Naples AMP district.

Call or text ahead as I do. 239.284. 0323.

Located at 13500 Tamiami Tr. And.

It is my old go to when I have time or nearby.

When I texted back, "THanks, Mia was very nice. ".

I got response that they only have nice girls. Let me know if anyone is not nice..

Anything on the menu? Or just a good legit spa? T Cat.