Massage Parlor Reports

[Qualish]

Rolled by four shops today. Didn't stay long at any.

My primary aim was to check out Relax Med Spa in Oregon City. Remarkably I've never really visited this part of the region, and found the downtown rather quaint. Found the Spa, was impressed by the cleanliness and modernity of it all, but turned on my heels when met in the lobby. The lady was friendly, but not to my tastes. Smartly dressed in a balanced ensemble that evoked refinement, while hinting at extras. More "prom chaperone" than "naughty nurse," but like I said it struck a balance.

I noticed a few shops on my way down, so on my way out I visited Asian Rain Massage, and "Asian Massage" (which I realized I knew better from these boards simply as "Meldrum".

I'm not one to assume ALL asian fronted massage shops cater to our interests, so I google Rain's telephone number. After flipping through a few salacious adverts, I popped in. The hostess was sitting at the desk right inside the door, and was the consummate profession. Solid English, and a nice look despite her age. That said, she wouldn't have looked out of place at the front desk at OHSU, and while we spoke she put on her face mask. I got zero vibe this place would be offering extras, but clearly they must (again, judging from those adverts I found associated with the number). Then again, I've read about straight-laced shops out in NY that deceptively advertise just to encourage business.

Anybody try this place? It's on McLoughlin, about 6 minute drive from Meldrum.

Speaking of which, Meldrum I popped in briefly. I somewhat regret not engaging the services here, but figured I'd hold out as the hostess wasn't quite to my tastes either (skinny, large breasts, sexy low cut tight red dress, but a bit old, and her teeth were recessed in a way that created the illusion she was missing some). Everybody was friendly, but this lady endeared herself the most to me. She had a bubbly, space-cadet vibe I get on with.

Last place I popped by was Phoenix Massage on Powell (across from Lucky Devil). This is the closest to my pad, but I've yet to find an attractive person working there. No doubt they exist, but I've been uniquely unlucky on every visit. I asked for a card, but kept walking. Shame. (I should add: Younger girls, but heavy and plain).

[AmBack]

Felt the pain to revisit for a good massage. I was hoping for an open menu but that wasn't the case this time. Her name was Cici or Coco not sure which one. She is taller than the previous person I visited there a week earlier. Massage was good. Only OTC roaming below the waist. Standard HE and standard rates. Will probably try a new place when I return back from the North. Safe mongering!

[MeeLikeeAsians]

I am traveling solo this week and finding Northern California to have better looking and younger ladies who offer GFE service for less than Portland rates for HoHum service. Redding, Sacramento, Modesto, Stocton.

Keep going south. If you make it to the San Diego area, you'll find over 95% of the AMP workers are in their 20's, dress like they're going clubbing and every one of them fuck like porn stars. The last time I was there, it made it very difficult to settle for the AMP scene back here in Portland / Vancouver. Enjoy it while you can!

[Kameha]

Started with open menu after that good massage. Lasted 1:10. Provider is short and slim. Good massage.

[Benson008]

I am traveling solo this week and finding Northern California to have better looking and younger ladies who offer GFE service for less than Portland rates for HoHum service. Redding, Sacramento, Modesto, Stocton.

[Agdro17]

Was in the beaverton area yesterday and decided to take a pick at the old location on school's ferry behind 76 gas station. As I open the door behold the famous tattoo Lala greeted me. Fortunately or unfortunately I decided to skip it. I've seen lala before she was really popular and I remember her very well. This time she doesn't seem very healthy. I don't know if I was just paranoid or she is having some health issues. Anyways if you care you may want to avoid her, but if you are tire of the inflation and all the issues in this world you know were to find peace LOL (sarcasm).

Good luck and be safe out there.

[JjHoliday]

Remember. Making the rounds on the internet is Why is the penis head shaped like a mushroom.

To scoop the seaman of other men out and put yours in.

Might be worthy of wearing a cover or rain coat boys. Think with the big head for a minute.

Safety first. Although I have to admit IT SURE FEELS BETTER WITHOUT.

Its a choice we make.

I heard that the penis head is bigger so your hand won't slip off the end.

Sorry guys, I had to. Thanks JJ.

[PriceIsRight39]

Will make the girls even more able to provide extras. It has gotten quite a bit more loose in many places. But hard to find the younger Yoyo type of innocent girl when they are just starting out. I tend to think this economy and inflation is hurting a lot of people and the girls need to make more per visit. Hence the more buck for the bang so to speak. Some places are still totally legit.

I even experienced a dip in the disposable budget lately due to 150 plus dollars to fill the vehicle every 5 days. Lunch was 85 dollars at S on the Columbia river. Wow.

I am going to rest and recreate this weekend in a couple of places. Pretty beat up after an adventurous week.

So many places to choose from.

Anyone been to the place on 148th and Powell lately. Pretty cute girl there last time. Crapola I have a hard time remembering all the names. So many Love me long time Lucy and Amy names. I need a black book to keep them straight. Of coarse if it was ever found. I need a Bro to make sure my browser history is destroyed.

Cheers Its Friday mate. Off to a fancy dinner somewhere in Dump town known as homeless alley.

Maybe. The providers seem to be raising rates. Maybe I'll have to try the AMP. When I've gone it's usually mid aged and weight ladies. Always nice gals but don't inspire much wood. I'm picky tho.

[NachoCheese]

Don't know if it's the same girl that's been mentioned, but I just was offered to enter the garden without gardening gloves and I unloaded a hugest seed I've been waiting to plant in unknown soil, for a while.

There are at least two places where Hall and 217 overlap, both of which have a parlor nearby.

[Amp Guide]

Remember. Making the rounds on the internet is Why is the penis head shaped like a mushroom.

To scoop the seaman of other men out and put yours in.

Might be worthy of wearing a cover or rain coat boys. Think with the big head for a minute.

Safety first. Although I have to admit IT SURE FEELS BETTER WITHOUT.

[PSR 200]

Don't know if it's the same girl that's been mentioned, but I just was offered to enter the garden without gardening gloves and I unloaded a hugest seed I've been waiting to plant in unknown soil, for a while.

[Amp Guide]

Will make the girls even more able to provide extras. It has gotten quite a bit more loose in many places. But hard to find the younger Yoyo type of innocent girl when they are just starting out. I tend to think this economy and inflation is hurting a lot of people and the girls need to make more per visit. Hence the more buck for the bang so to speak. Some places are still totally legit.

I even experienced a dip in the disposable budget lately due to 150 plus dollars to fill the vehicle every 5 days. Lunch was 85 dollars at S on the Columbia river. Wow.

I am going to rest and recreate this weekend in a couple of places. Pretty beat up after an adventurous week.

So many places to choose from.

Anyone been to the place on 148th and Powell lately. Pretty cute girl there last time. Crapola I have a hard time remembering all the names. So many Love me long time Lucy and Amy names. I need a black book to keep them straight. Of coarse if it was ever found. I need a Bro to make sure my browser history is destroyed.

Cheers Its Friday mate. Off to a fancy dinner somewhere in Dump town known as homeless alley.

[Dexxzy]

Just east of Q, on Halsey. If you make her happy, she will sing.

(Previous poster, if she felt extra juicy, it's because she was lubed before you got there. You're welcome).

Stopped by this place and wasn't really impressed with the gal, skipped the full menu.

Went to the place right across and the two girls were much more attractive (imo). But no full deal offered.

[GoCougs73]

The good: the girl was very attractive, mid to late 20's, tall and thin, nice rack, and everything was on the table.

The bad: the massage was ok at best and her oral and hand skills were definitely lacking.

The ugly: the environment. Place was tiny, you could hear the other rooms, the doorbell was like 5 ft away, it gave me bad vibes.

I have heard it was decent but I won't be returning.

Went earlier and said my goodbye. She rotates this weekend. Thought I'd get more but didn't get what'd I hope for or expected.

She's in her mid to late 40's LOL!

[GoCougs73]

She was offering you BBFS and would have stuck it in if you had not asked for the cover.

Yes, she does BB everything TC. CIMT, CIV and CIA if you're feeling adventurous. She's the best one there, don't even try for a massage although hers is better than the most there.