Massage Parlor Reports

**Horny Hiker** · 05-04-22 17:40

A long time lurker here but first post. All the conflicting reports about Asia at CA piqued my attention so I decided to give her a try. This was the most disappointing AMP visit I've ever had. Started off well, she came into the room with a big smile, started dancing, rubbing against me, and groping my junk. She is cute and has, for me, the perfect spinner body. Probably the nicest body I've ever seen in a Greenbelt AMP. Then, her attitude abruptly changed. She asked for the money, I gave her the house fee (70) and a tip (140). She started demanding more and I replied that I didn't bring anymore. She said "only 30 minutes then" and I replied "no, I paid for an hour". She then threw the tip on the chair and walked out the door without a word. I sat there waiting for almost 10 minutes and she came back very business-like asking if I wanted a shower. The TS was efficient but completely lacking any sensuousness or playfulness. Back to the room, she seemed to be a bit more cheerful, dried me off, and laid a towel on the floor. I anticipated the deep throat BJ someone else reported but no. She said "massage only, no sex". I replied that I came for sex. She said "no, my choice". I asked if she was joking and she said to lay down for the massage. The massage of one shoulder then lasted all of about 30 seconds and she said she had to pee. Disappeared again for another 5 minutes. Finally came back and said "ready" and removed her clothes. Given the way the session was going, I had gone flaccid. Nonetheless, she put on a cover and began a very uninspired BJ. Refused when I asked to kiss her tits or DATY. After just a short time, I was semi-hard and she jumped on top. At this point, she rode well but gave me serious stink eye. She jumped off and assumed the doggy style position. I have to say this was good despite her attitude. She has a great ass and is tight. I loved watching us in the mirror. I began to pound her as hard as I could and I guess I was taking too long, she reached back to grab my balls and I finally came. Immediately, she jumped up, announced she didn't like me and started to dress and said she had to pee again. Left for another 5 minutes. I had only been there 40 minutes and she was out of the room for 20 of that! I said that I still had a lot of time but she opened the door and stepped out of the room. Fed up, I left but told MamaSan that Asia was bad. As I was heading to the office, I called back and told MS that none of her girls had ever treated me so poorly and I would not ever see Asia again. A damn shame as she really has the spinner body I crave.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 05-04-22 14:49

I tried to see what Love was about at VIP but she was booked up past my window. Sounds interesting, maybe next time.

Ended up at CA for a little sit and wait and musical rooms until in walked Kayla. Great as always. I forgot all about the stress of waiting.

I guess the lack of RS is making the rest busy. The hallway was a party the whole visit.

**EscortHunter99** · 05-04-22 10:53

Originally Posted by ThrobbinWood [View Original Post]

Sometimes seniors get frustrated at some very basic questions. RTFF or try Search is a common response. Please remember that abbreviations are not easy to search. More than three letters are required to conduct one. To the inexperienced, terms like sa, st, ca or VIP mean very little and can not be search on our own so we ask. Providing a more searchable detail in a post might make it easier for the newer people here to be self sufficient.

If anyone has a suggestion to search shorter words and abbreviations please educate me.

It's ridiculous. You can't even search for 3 letter names like Ivy, Eva, Sky, Ann, etc. Or CIM or any one of a number of acronyms. And you can't search for specific terms in quotes either, for example "Nasty Nikki" in case there are like a thousand Nikki's in your area. Or "Tit Fuck" or any combination. Also, to my knowledge, you can't filter on the sub threads. So if you're just looking for Escorts in your area, you're going to get all the Streetwalkers, Massage Parlors and all the rest.

Is there a link on how to use the search function because it sucks.

**HardInSofOut** · 05-04-22 06:00

Just visited Gucci, Jeanie, Asia and Kayla recently. I'm not picky so I enjoy them all equally. One thing that adds to the experience, they all speak English so much better than in MoCo. I think they study English in Korea.

**SyntorX** · 05-03-22 16:14

Originally Posted by DaDoc [View Original Post]

Links or number for ca and VIP?? Pm welcomed.

Just use rubmaps. Ch. AMPs are sorted by state, city and AMP name. In rubmaps, see Maryland. - Greenbelt. You have to pay for reviews, but AMP name, address, phone number and hours are all available for free.

**Member #6465** · 05-03-22 16:09

Originally Posted by SuperJimmy [View Original Post]

I think I have enough info to go on.

Much Thanks!!

Happy Hunting!.

Ask Jay I've seen most of the providers that you have done reviews on. Given that you describe some of them as 7 or 8 in most peoples eyes. I'm also super familiar with your modus operandi as you have stated and restated it in reviews dozens of times. If you like cute young natural Asian spinners with perfect shaved pussies Asia is a 10. I disagree with literally every other report, I think her breasts are real. I also think they are adorable Bs. Now as to your preferred non GFE cuddling intro and K9 kt take your in there time session, I think you'll be disappointed at least at first. She very much wants you in and out and does all she can to twist her body to try and limit the deep strokes. Repeat visits, if its worth it to you could remedy this. But yeah, she's hot. Hotter than VIP past champs Amber and Tiffany. Hotter than 90 percent of the k -agency girls in Tysons. I say hotter because she is young and natural. She has a super small adorable pooty prolly no more than 12 inches in k9 kt. She stays off her phone and pretends to O. More of a summer stock performance than an academy award. Oh and she rushes, pretends not to but she totally rushes.

**GreyBae** · 05-03-22 15:53

I'm new to the board going to be in town next week for work and would love to find out what these places are called, if some one could take pity on me and send me a DM I'll be forever in your debt.

Originally Posted by DaDoc [View Original Post]

Links or number for ca and VIP?? Pm welcomed.

**XFiles99** · 05-03-22 15:38

What is the current VIP Line up?

**Jnq269** · 05-03-22 15:03

Aree, Nana, Love.

Was told by MMS that Love is the youngest there and has DD rack. She's curvy, but not chubby.

**Jnq269** · 05-03-22 14:49

Early 30's, tall and slim with long slender legs. Equipped with man made C's and perky pencil erasers. Sporting a nice tan and wearing a sexy knee high dress.

Visited in the morning and it was a little busy. Shower was tied up so we played a bit while waiting. I only had a towel on around my waist and was sitting on the side of the bed. Nana stood in front of me and started pecking and licking my nipples for a about a min. I pulled the top of her dress down, exposing those nice tan melons, and started massaging them and tuning her nipples between my fingers. She noticed Jr was at attention and went down on her knees and then licked and sucked my balls and shaft. Shower freed up, so towel came back on and to the shower we went.

TS was very thorough with plenty of attention paid to Jr. Back in the room.

I hopped on the table and laid on my side watching her undress. She sees me eagerly waiting and backs her firm tan ass to my face. I turned her around and started licking her kitty. She lifts her leg over my head giving me easy access. After a few minutes she hopped on the table and did the usual kissing, pecking from chest to feet. When her shaven kitty was within reach, I gave it a good rub. She enjoyed it and asked me to rub it harder and faster. For the main event, we started with cow girl where she grinded me really good. We switched to bedside mish where I went from slow to fast pounding. She had the look of ecstasy in her eyes as she looked at me. We then went to K9. I started slow and then she took over. I just knelt there while.

She worked her ass back and forth and gyrating. She then told me to fuck her hard and I must've pounded it for like 3-5 minutes slowing down at times to catch my breath. LOL. Mission accomplished with a lot of sweating between both of us!

Laid down next to her and we chatted. She says she loves getting pounded hard because it gets her more excited and aroused. I don't think I have the energy to keep up with her. LOL.

**Jnq269** · 05-03-22 14:44

Originally Posted by AssmanToYou [View Original Post]

Is she back?

No. Not sure if she will ever return.

**Assman To You** · 05-03-22 13:30

Is she back?

**SuperJimmy** · 05-03-22 10:22

I think I have enough info to go on.

Much Thanks!!

Happy Hunting!

SJ.

Originally Posted by Max#01 [View Original Post]

1. 7 - looks like a K-Pop girl or somebody you'd find on TikTok.

2. Slender with probably man-made C's. Definitely not an enhanced butt. No baby damage I could detect.

I only had 30 minutes with her, because she claimed she had another appointment right after my session. So, I never had the chance to experience an hour-long session to check out how well she teased in the TS. I'll admit I gave her a try because she is so much younger than the average GB provider.

**ThrobbinWood** · 05-03-22 07:20

Originally Posted by DaDoc [View Original Post]

Links or number for ca and VIP?? Pm welcomed.

Sometimes seniors get frustrated at some very basic questions. RTFF or try Search is a common response. Please remember that abbreviations are not easy to search. More than three letters are required to conduct one. To the inexperienced, terms like sa, st, ca or VIP mean very little and can not be search on our own so we ask. Providing a more searchable detail in a post might make it easier for the newer people here to be self sufficient.

If anyone has a suggestion to search shorter words and abbreviations please educate me.