Massage Parlor Reports

[Heywood2020]

Gentlemen. Any recommendations for the best massage in Naples. Can pay for premium. Hot escort with rub is fine. Outcall. Can go up to 1 k for VIP. Thanks!

[SR7D1]

The abbreviations for levels of service are generally listed as HE, BJ, FS or similar variations in most locations. The L1 L2 and L3 seems to have started as local terminology that I first noticed in Jacksonville. I've used this forum for years to aid in my business travels between the upper Midwest and Florida. I recall once reading postings from local members that were promoting the use of these newer abbreviations. Since then I occasionally see references to these levels in other locations, but it's rare and members are constantly requesting definitions. I prefer the abbreviations provided by this forum.

I suppose that L3 actually fools LEO. LOL!

I've learned to accept these as just local abbreviations but they are a little distracting when reading reports.

Thanks, I practice in a few different states and this one and it was the first I have seem them. Usually on this forum I see golfers, electricians, plumbers ect. It's so funny as if to think guys feel this is clever and serves as plausible deniability when none of it is admissible in any way. Some forums have section for both good and avoid. Not sure if that makes things easier of not either.

Good luck and stay safe.

[HotBoss]

The abbreviations for levels of service are generally listed as HE, BJ, FS or similar variations in most locations. The L1 L2 and L3 seems to have started as local terminology that I first noticed in Jacksonville. I've used this forum for years to aid in my business travels between the upper Midwest and Florida. I recall once reading postings from local members that were promoting the use of these newer abbreviations. Since then I occasionally see references to these levels in other locations, but it's rare and members are constantly requesting definitions. I prefer the abbreviations provided by this forum.

I suppose that L3 actually fools LEO. LOL!

I've learned to accept these as just local abbreviations but they are a little distracting when reading reports.

[SR7D1]

While you're online reading reports, you can google it.

How are you being helpful? Why can't you just say what happened? I will repeat this for slow learners. YOU CAN'T GET ARESSTED FOR TALKING ON A FORUM.

Thor, I Googled L2. Here are the results. Do any of them apply?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L2

L2.

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L2, L2, L02, L II, L. 2 or L-2 may refer to:

Contents.

1 Astronomy.

2 Biology.

3 Computing.

4 Entertainment.

5 Mathematics.

6 Technology and weapons.

7 Transportation.

7. 1 Aircraft.

7. 2 Locomotives.

7. 3 Other modes of transportation.

8 Other uses.

9 See also.

Astronomy.

L2 point, second Lagrangian point in a two body orbiting system.

L2 Puppis, star which is also known as HD 56096.

Advanced Telescope for High Energy Astrophysics, a proposed X-ray telescope.

Biology.

Haplogroup L2 (mtDNA) in human genetics.

ATC code L02 Endocrine therapy, a subgroup of the Anatomical Therapeutic Chemical Classification System.

The second lumbar vertebrae of the vertebral column in human anatomy.

The second larval stage in the Caenorhabditis elegans worm development.

Computing.

L2 cache, the Level-2 CPU cache in a computer.

Layer 2 of the OSI model, in computer networking.

L2 (operating system), or Liedtke 2 (a. K. a. EUMEL / ELAN), a persistent microkernel operating system developed by German computer scientist Jochen Liedtke.

L2 (programming language).

ISO / IEC 8859-2 (Latin-2), an 8-bit character encoding.

Entertainment.

L2 (music group), an American pop duo.

Leprechaun 2, 1994 film.

Lineage II, a MMO game.

Lumines II, a puzzle game.

Mathematics.

The L2 space of square-integrable functions.

L2 norm.

The ℓ2 space of square-summable sequences.

L2 cohomology, a cohomology theory for smooth non-compact manifolds with Riemannian metric.

Technology and weapons.

A variety of low-alloy special purpose steel.

A L-carrier cable system developed by AT&T.

A series of fragmentation hand grenades used by the British armed forces (American M61 copies), before being replaced by the L109 grenade.

The L designation given to the Sterling submachine gun in the British armed forces.

A frequency used in GPS satellite navigation signals, see GPS signals, a newer version is the L2 C frequency.

Transportation.

Aircraft.

LZ 18 (L 2), a German Zeppelin sometimes referred to by its Navy designation of L 2.

Arado L II, a 1929 German two-seat, high-wing sporting monoplane.

ASJA L2, a 1932 Swedish biplane trainer aircraft.

Junkers L2, an aircraft engine whose development lead to the Junkers L5.

Lawson L-2, a 1920 American biplane airliner.

Macchi L. 2, an Italian biplane flying boat.

L-2 Grasshopper, a Taylorcraft aircraft used by the United States Army Air Forces in World War II.

PZL Ł. 2, a 1929 Polish liaison aircraft.

Locomotives.

Chesapeake and Ohio Class L-2 and L-2 a, an American 4-6-4 "Hudson" type steam locomotives model.

Milwaukee Road class L2, an American 2-8-2 "Mikado" type steam locomotive.

SP&S Class L-2, an 1881 steam locomotives class.

Metropolitan Railway K Class, a 1925 class of 2-6-4 Ts that became LNER class L2.

Other modes of transportation.

L2 (New York City bus), a temporary bus route in New York City.

The Randwick branch of the CBD and South East Light Rail in Sydney, Australia, numbered L2.

Other uses.

Second language (L2), the language acquired as a second one, after the first language.

L, the official youth wing of Flemish Progressives, a Flemish political party.

L-2 visa, a document used to enter the United States by the dependent spouse and minor unmarried children of qualified L-1 visa holders.

A class of FM radio broadcasting in North America.

Ligue 2, a league in French football (soccer).

Lynden Air Cargo IATA code.

Walker County Airport (former FAA LID: L02).

L2 Inc, a market research company.

See also.

LII (disambiguation).

Level 2 (disambiguation).

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[PNR2004]

My turn to TOFTT. This place is on Bonita Beach Rd west of Hwy 41. Tucked in the back of very old strip malls.

Room was clean. I always take a half hour because I usually get shorted. If the massage is good and the final service I might take an hour on the second and subsequent visits. Girl walks in with a mask and a short skirt. Athletic body but not fat. My guess she is in her 30's or early 40's. She starts the massage at the head of the table. Reaches down to my ass and rubs my checks. Good sign. Most of the massage was done form the top of the table and when she was by my side she was far enough away that there was no roaming. Since this was not my first AMP I knew there was something on the menu. Maybe she is on the rag and doesn't want me feeling her up.

After the flip she signals and grabs my cock. I tell her I want Boob-Boom. She wants to suck. I tell her boom boom. That is also why I think there was something going on with her pussy. So now the negotiations start. This is the part I hate because I could care less about an extra 20 bucks. It's the principal of the thing. Besides, if we all cave for an extra 20 inflation in my hobby will be rampant. I paid too much. 100 is what we agree on. Out comes the saran wrap. The BJ was pretty good. My second saran wrap service and it sucks..

I was amazed with the outpouring of support from the monger community. Not only moral support but many of you offered to donate cash to help fund this. I was simply blown away by the foreign prince whose father was recently assassinated. He will be donating $2 million! After I post this I just have to send him my SS# and bank accounts!

[Drakula]

Treat them nice.

Several of the mamasan in PC have been texting w / "new" girl message and obvious wherever each snow bird comes from, who have kept them busy, have flown north. Yay 5-6 months of unimpressed massage play!

I did drop in new place mentioned by several near the hospital. Met Maggie. Very attractive mid 30,s. Up for more than L1 but even wanted to use credit card to "Jack" the tip. Pleasant enough but a little pricey. Nice place.

Another texted from Venice I guess we are important when volume drops. FWIW. Drak.

Went to this spa which is a little out of the way for me but was a pleasant time.

Met 2 gals there. Cici and Sally. Both were nice and friendly. Picked Sally because her English was good and we could communicate easier. Will try Cici next time as she was nice and friendly too. Both had big smiles and I left with a big smile too. Just a relaxing pleasurable time.

It seems with the season ending, it is slow and they want business and want to please clients and have them return often.

If you are in the area, worth a visit for a relaxing time.

DC.

P.S. - Remember to be nice to the gals and they will be nice To you.

[FrankShooter87]

Anyone have contact info on Angel from Ramsey? Last week was told she'd be back today, but evidently not as she isn't there. Was hoping to see her again and wondering if she may be operating UTR? PM's ok.

Thanks.

I checked out one of their ads today. It seems like the masseuses are different than the previous ones. Asian rather than Latina. Anyone been recently? Does that make sense?

[DC002]

Went to this spa which is a little out of the way for me but was a pleasant time.

Met 2 gals there. Cici and Sally. Both were nice and friendly. Picked Sally because her English was good and we could communicate easier. Will try Cici next time as she was nice and friendly too. Both had big smiles and I left with a big smile too. Just a relaxing pleasurable time.

It seems with the season ending, it is slow and they want business and want to please clients and have them return often.

If you are in the area, worth a visit for a relaxing time.

DC.

P.S. - Remember to be nice to the gals and they will be nice To you.

[Oswalt]

Submit your complaint to the new govt Misinformation Board, they will get right on it. SO to speak.

My turn to TOFTT. This place is on Bonita Beach Rd west of Hwy 41. Tucked in the back of very old strip malls.

Room was clean. I always take a half hour because I usually get shorted. If the massage is good and the final service I might take an hour on the second and subsequent visits. Girl walks in with a mask and a short skirt. Athletic body but not fat. My guess she is in her 30's or early 40's. She starts the massage at the head of the table. Reaches down to my ass and rubs my checks. Good sign. Most of the massage was done form the top of the table and when she was by my side she was far enough away that there was no roaming. Since this was not my first AMP I knew there was something on the menu. Maybe she is on the rag and doesn't want me feeling her up.

After the flip she signals and grabs my cock. I tell her I want Boob-Boom. She wants to suck. I tell her boom boom. That is also why I think there was something going on with her pussy. So now the negotiations start. This is the part I hate because I could care less about an extra 20 bucks. It's the principal of the thing. Besides, if we all cave for an extra 20 inflation in my hobby will be rampant. I paid too much. 100 is what we agree on. Out comes the saran wrap. The BJ was pretty good. My second saran wrap service and it sucks.

It is unfair that, as consumers, we are not informed of the prices and techniques used when we enter these places. I would not go in if I knew what was included. It is with that in mind that I am going to complain to the Federal Trade Commission. There should be more transparency in this hobby. We are in no position to negotiate while lying on our backs nude with a young girl holding our dick. It should be on a menu when you walk in the door and it should be plainly stated on any website they use. If some of you guys join in we can start a class action suit against all AMP because of their deceptive practices.

To warp up this review. She cleaned me up after the BJ. I got the full 30 minutes. She said she had to go because they were real busy that day. I know I won't be back.

[PNR2004]

My turn to TOFTT. This place is on Bonita Beach Rd west of Hwy 41. Tucked in the back of very old strip malls.

Room was clean. I always take a half hour because I usually get shorted. If the massage is good and the final service I might take an hour on the second and subsequent visits. Girl walks in with a mask and a short skirt. Athletic body but not fat. My guess she is in her 30's or early 40's. She starts the massage at the head of the table. Reaches down to my ass and rubs my checks. Good sign. Most of the massage was done form the top of the table and when she was by my side she was far enough away that there was no roaming. Since this was not my first AMP I knew there was something on the menu. Maybe she is on the rag and doesn't want me feeling her up.

After the flip she signals and grabs my cock. I tell her I want Boob-Boom. She wants to suck. I tell her boom boom. That is also why I think there was something going on with her pussy. So now the negotiations start. This is the part I hate because I could care less about an extra 20 bucks. It's the principal of the thing. Besides, if we all cave for an extra 20 inflation in my hobby will be rampant. I paid too much. 100 is what we agree on. Out comes the saran wrap. The BJ was pretty good. My second saran wrap service and it sucks.

It is unfair that, as consumers, we are not informed of the prices and techniques used when we enter these places. I would not go in if I knew what was included. It is with that in mind that I am going to complain to the Federal Trade Commission. There should be more transparency in this hobby. We are in no position to negotiate while lying on our backs nude with a young girl holding our dick. It should be on a menu when you walk in the door and it should be plainly stated on any website they use. If some of you guys join in we can start a class action suit against all AMP because of their deceptive practices.

To warp up this review. She cleaned me up after the BJ. I got the full 30 minutes. She said she had to go because they were real busy that day. I know I won't be back.

[BadDog5]

Actually met the prettiest Asian masseuse ever. Not a bad 1/2 hr massage. Wanted 200 roses for a chess match and would only negotiate down to 180. She did get mouthy when I showed her uncle Ben and my twin Jackson cousins, and she lost her clothes. Wow is all I'm going to say. I almost gave in, but I bet things will change when it slows down. I'll definitely try again. Sorry I did not get name, my bad.

Body 9. 9.

Face 9.

Massage 8.

Other offering 8.

Dog out.

[Thor1313]

Thanks for the report. What is L2? Can you just say HJ, BBBJ, FS, K9, DATY or whatever happened? Thanks.

While you're online reading reports, you can google it.

[SR7D1]

My plumber decided to visit one of the new places in PC ending in 9567. He called and girl who answered the phone texted address. It's about a block off of 41 and you need a map app to find it. He asked if he needed to make appointment and was told he could walk in. He got there and was greeted by an attractive oriental wearing a pull over shirt. He went in room and was told rate was. 7 so he gave her. 8 and told her he'd need change. He was told price included a table shower, but there were guys working there and he didn't really want to show his shit to them so he passed. He was face down, naked on table and she came back in room. There was no towel even there to cover with. His excitement was readily apparent when she started massaging butt area. She dutifully reached under there and put her hands on his pipe wrench, so he knew he was in luck. He noted she had no objection to his reaching under the long shirt and rubbing down there, although she had underwear on. He would have been done instantly if he had gotten FIV. On the flip she asked what he wanted and he indicated L2. She quoted him an astounding $1. 5 and he countered with $1. She said $1. 1 and he agreed reluctantly. Maybe these are new Brandon prices, hard to know. He was pleasantly surprised when she got completely naked and started doing her thing. About 5 minutes later he was done and she got towel for him. He got shorted on time and decided next time the half hour rate would be more appropriate. When you go for a half hour they know why you're there.

Thanks for the report. What is L2? Can you just say HJ, BBBJ, FS, K9, DATY or whatever happened? Thanks.

[George W. Bush]

My plumber decided to visit one of the new places in PC ending in 9567. He called and girl who answered the phone texted address. It's about a block off of 41 and you need a map app to find it. He asked if he needed to make appointment and was told he could walk in. He got there and was greeted by an attractive oriental wearing a pull over shirt. He went in room and was told rate was. 7 so he gave her. 8 and told her he'd need change. He was told price included a table shower, but there were guys working there and he didn't really want to show his shit to them so he passed. He was face down, naked on table and she came back in room. There was no towel even there to cover with. His excitement was readily apparent when she started massaging butt area. She dutifully reached under there and put her hands on his pipe wrench, so he knew he was in luck. He noted she had no objection to his reaching under the long shirt and rubbing down there, although she had underwear on. He would have been done instantly if he had gotten FIV. On the flip she asked what he wanted and he indicated L2. She quoted him an astounding $1. 5 and he countered with $1. She said $1. 1 and he agreed reluctantly. Maybe these are new Brandon prices, hard to know. He was pleasantly surprised when she got completely naked and started doing her thing. About 5 minutes later he was done and she got towel for him. He got shorted on time and decided next time the half hour rate would be more appropriate. When you go for a half hour they know why you're there.

[LoveToDine]

I visited this place because last time was great. This time I drew a very short, but very attractive girl. She had a great body too!! That's where the good ends. On the flip she was very nice until we discussed business. When I tried to negotiate you said and I quote "next time stay home". Wow!! So I started to get dressed and she tried to save face and negotiate but the damage was already done. Beware my friends!

We are only an ATM to these ladies and they will start high looking for you to negotiate a final price, usually. Looks like yours was holding fast and really shit the bed by telling you to stay home. When she turns shitty, I get up and leave and if MMS is in the lobby I share my discontent. Give it a month and they will be running specials due to less guys in town.

LTD.