Massage Parlor Reports

[BenderOver]

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

Blast one off as in with a HJ?

[Oc Amper]

The auto-"correct" function on this forum is really weird. In your quote of my post, it dropped the word "Jackson" (do I have to write"jack. Son" or "jaxon" to get it to go through?.

Anyway.

I'm not really into Latinas. The service is always the same: rushed, unenthusiastic, focused purely on money, always covered. And I have a thing for Asians anyway.

But thanks for the tip anyway! I dunno, maybe I'll check it out one of these days.

Jackson is the name of one of the forums admins, so it maybe blocked out for that reason. Although, see people using that word quite a bit, so not sure how you had trouble.

[DeniroCity]

Molly is not asian. She's caucasian, mid 20's, skinny. I have her number and see her outside of Bio.

If anyone can PM me Molly's # (bio spa therapy) would be appreciated. Seen her for several years and lost her contact.

[Sticker]

Decided to see what all the hoopla was about and visited Lulu at Coconut yesterday. It's not a long drive from me and easy to park in back. I don't worry about "walks of shame", but there isn't much other than it's next to a dental office and the entrance is not visible from the street. But as I departed, there was a fire truck in the parking lot next to the Mexican Birra food truck. (Think the firefighters were having a late lunch. No biggie.

Lulu greeting me in a red stretch minidress, and she looks sexy and tasty. To me, she looks mixed, like Asian and Latina, but who knows. I handed her the $40 hf, and she took me by the hand into the room. We shared a hug, mutual ass grab and a couple of smooches before she asked for the play fee. She pouted at $120, so I threw in another Jackson to ensure proper service.

She briefly left to stash the cash and returned with wipes and a cover. I had my own Magnum cover and slipped it under the pillow, which I had previously pulled out from under the massage table. BTW, in a place like this, I'm already nekkid and boned up before the girl gets back to the room, so Lulu wiped down my hands and unit before performing an excellent BBBJ while squatting by the table in her heels and dress pulled down to release her natural boobies (B-Cup, I suspect). Her mouth skills were such that she could have made me squirt had I allowed it, but I didn't want to end the show early.

Enjoyed that for a while before returning the favor and dining on her as she lay on the table. Made her come rather intensely (she seemed surprised, yet grateful), and then I attempt to get inside her sans cover. But she smiled and cock-blocked me, so I popped on the Magnum and went to town. First mission, then squirting in doggy. To her credit, Lulu gives as well as she gets, and meets every stroke with her own reverse thrusts. She also throws in an "I love you" here and there during the pounding, which kind of reminds me from the one time I visited F&C and saw Anna or Lucy (can't remember which GILF she was).

We both were glistening in sweat, and as she mopped me up, she said she really likes me and wants me to see her again soon. I might just do that, because this experience was a step up from much of what I've been getting lately. She said she works every day, which seems unlikely, but who knows. Also, I didn't see anyone else while there, although I had heard a male and female voice talking.

I would also like to know if any of her co-hookers are also young, pretty and as enthusiastic as Lulu. Or if she is the only unicorn there, then I'll stick to only making appointments with her. Worth the visit.

[LookslikeLE]

Had a interesting experience at Sunnywell. Stopped by for a "foot massage". After setting the price and getting to know the girl a little better we got to the reveal. She decided I was to big to proceed. Actually handed me back my shoes and offered a refund. Now I admit I ware a size 14 shoe but this has never been a problem in the past. I don't think it was a hygiene issue as I showed just before I stopped in. Granted she was small but not that small. Mamasan was very apologetic and said they get new girl next Wednesday. Not sure I want to bother.

[Alowicious]

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

The auto-"correct" function on this forum is really weird. In your quote of my post, it dropped the word "Jackson" (do I have to write"jack. Son" or "jaxon" to get it to go through?.

Anyway.

I'm not really into Latinas. The service is always the same: rushed, unenthusiastic, focused purely on money, always covered. And I have a thing for Asians anyway.

But thanks for the tip anyway! I dunno, maybe I'll check it out one of these days.

[Bronco]

I dunno, I guess I thought a Benny, sometimes with his friend was standard, based on everyone's posts here. Maybe everyone here is just cheap?

I do remember when $50 $60 was standard, though. Ah, inflation.

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

[KnobHead]

Any recent reports for Dana Point or San Clemente?

[Alowicious]

Maybe not the right forum, but thought I'd ask.

Anyone got info on who might do nude haircuts? Bonus if she provides bonuses.

[Ekali]

So after hearing lots of reports about Sara Thai Spa offering FS and having tranny as a provider, I headed there to experience it. Tranny does not work, she is mamasan only and from what I understood she is more crossdresser than full on tranny. Massage was so so, however upon asking for 120 for nuru provider did standart HJ with taking her bra off. It was horrible. Since I could get it anywhere else for 40. Anyways, I don't recommend this place. No FS. Just overpriced HJ. Waste of money. She does not do FS, but offered BH, which I was not interested in.

8 more stops on my list. I would appreciate if any of monger brothers would share where they had FS, as I feel like most of this places don't really have one.

1. Golden touch
2. JX tustin
3. Lampson and Garden Grove
4. 6316 Lincoln Ave, Cypress, CA 90630
5. First Class
6. 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa
7. Sunnywell*
8. VT

I have had FS at 440 Fair and Sunnywell. Never been to Golden touch but I believe it is nuru.

[Alowicious]

Your last three for sure.

440 Fair is basically just a collection of brothels, and the city knows it.

Sunnywell is mostly standard Latina.

So after hearing lots of reports about Sara Thai Spa offering FS and having tranny as a provider, I headed there to experience it. Tranny does not work, she is mamasan only and from what I understood she is more crossdresser than full on tranny. Massage was so so, however upon asking for 120 for nuru provider did standart HJ with taking her bra off. It was horrible. Since I could get it anywhere else for 40. Anyways, I don't recommend this place. No FS. Just overpriced HJ. Waste of money. She does not do FS, but offered BH, which I was not interested in.

8 more stops on my list. I would appreciate if any of monger brothers would share where they had FS, as I feel like most of this places don't really have one.

1. Golden touch
2. JX tustin
3. Lampson and Garden Grove
4. 6316 Lincoln Ave, Cypress, CA 90630
5. First Class
6. 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa
7. Sunnywell*
8. VT

[ChrisPoontang]

Harbor Spa.

There were a few HJ aficionados there. After they get to know you, 10 minutes 1st pop, 25 minutes massage and 25 minutes of polishing the knob for a second pop. Really helps you fall asleep with a nearly empty gun, and way better than bad rushed FS. Chinese GND types with curtains in the room doorways.

For me, going to poundtown is much, much better then over paying for something that I can easily do myself.

One Asian granny is better then Rosie Palmer and her sisters.

[RedRoddddd]

The girls at Escape Spa in Stanton (bch / lampsn) most always try to crank out a second nut with me. It's a nice, clean atmosphere. And though they are a bit perfunctory in their HJ and demeanor, I find it enjoyable. One of them (sorry, don't recall her name) has a nice, big, set of mammary glands hanging off her front. After a few visits she'll let the puppies out to play and even if they don't lick you, you'll get to lick them (.)(.).

60 HR; 60 to 80 for the manual stimulation (whether it's one or two nuts) and titty taste testing.

Harbor Spa.

There were a few HJ aficionados there. After they get to know you, 10 minutes 1st pop, 25 minutes massage and 25 minutes of polishing the knob for a second pop. Really helps you fall asleep with a nearly empty gun, and way better than bad rushed FS. Chinese GND types with curtains in the room doorways.

[Mr Plumber]

As the title says, do any of you go in for a 1 hour massage and try and start with an HJ (or whatever to make you finish), then get a message and then go for round two after the message? I've been seeing somebody in Stanton, and would love to just start off on my back get a quick one off, then get a message and build up time for a reload. Have any of you done this or have experience with how a provider responds to this?

Let me know.

The girls at Escape Spa in Stanton (bch / lampsn) most always try to crank out a second nut with me. It's a nice, clean atmosphere. And though they are a bit perfunctory in their HJ and demeanor, I find it enjoyable. One of them (sorry, don't recall her name) has a nice, big, set of mammary glands hanging off her front. After a few visits she'll let the puppies out to play and even if they don't lick you, you'll get to lick them (.)(.).

60 HR; 60 to 80 for the manual stimulation (whether it's one or two nuts) and titty taste testing.

[SixGen]

Long time lurker -- first time poster. Yes, I will be asking for a reco right out of the gate -- seasoned enough to know it's a shitty thing to do. But first let me share a few of my go-tos to hopefully placate the masses:

FYI I'm mostly NURU plus -- YMMV.

Havana.

Karen (mid 20's, GND, full Bs, petite, super friendly, pro).

Vivian (30+ skinny, vixen, pro).

Nabi (late 20's, curvy but thin, limited menu but accommodating).

Look, I'll get to posting full reviews. And I'm not asking for intel on ladies. But wanted to get the group's thoughts on the nicest / cleanest spas?

Doesn't have to be FS -- and likely the nicer the place the more limited the menu. Best place I could find so far is Havana (as you could guess from my "reviews" above).

Looking for some place I can relax and not be concerned re how clean the towels are and maybe feel like I'm at an actual spa to relax?

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

They have clean rooms and a huge shower. The girls even provide you with a bathrobe!