Massage Parlor Reports

[LookslikeLE]

Had a interesting experience at Sunnywell. Stopped by for a "foot massage". After setting the price and getting to know the girl a little better we got to the reveal. She decided I was to big to proceed. Actually handed me back my shoes and offered a refund. Now I admit I ware a size 14 shoe but this has never been a problem in the past. I don't think it was a hygiene issue as I showed just before I stopped in. Granted she was small but not that small. Mamasan was very apologetic and said they get new girl next Wednesday. Not sure I want to bother.

[Alowicious]

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

The auto-"correct" function on this forum is really weird. In your quote of my post, it dropped the word "Jackson" (do I have to write"jack. Son" or "jaxon" to get it to go through?.

Anyway.

I'm not really into Latinas. The service is always the same: rushed, unenthusiastic, focused purely on money, always covered. And I have a thing for Asians anyway.

But thanks for the tip anyway! I dunno, maybe I'll check it out one of these days.

[Bronco]

I dunno, I guess I thought a Benny, sometimes with his friend was standard, based on everyone's posts here. Maybe everyone here is just cheap?

I do remember when $50 $60 was standard, though. Ah, inflation.

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

[KnobHead]

Any recent reports for Dana Point or San Clemente?

[Alowicious]

Maybe not the right forum, but thought I'd ask.

Anyone got info on who might do nude haircuts? Bonus if she provides bonuses.

[Ekali]

So after hearing lots of reports about Sara Thai Spa offering FS and having tranny as a provider, I headed there to experience it. Tranny does not work, she is mamasan only and from what I understood she is more crossdresser than full on tranny. Massage was so so, however upon asking for 120 for nuru provider did standart HJ with taking her bra off. It was horrible. Since I could get it anywhere else for 40. Anyways, I don't recommend this place. No FS. Just overpriced HJ. Waste of money. She does not do FS, but offered BH, which I was not interested in.

8 more stops on my list. I would appreciate if any of monger brothers would share where they had FS, as I feel like most of this places don't really have one.

1. Golden touch
2. JX tustin
3. Lampson and Garden Grove
4. 6316 Lincoln Ave, Cypress, CA 90630
5. First Class
6. 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa
7. Sunnywell*
8. VT

I have had FS at 440 Fair and Sunnywell. Never been to Golden touch but I believe it is nuru.

[Alowicious]

Your last three for sure.

440 Fair is basically just a collection of brothels, and the city knows it.

Sunnywell is mostly standard Latina.

So after hearing lots of reports about Sara Thai Spa offering FS and having tranny as a provider, I headed there to experience it. Tranny does not work, she is mamasan only and from what I understood she is more crossdresser than full on tranny. Massage was so so, however upon asking for 120 for nuru provider did standart HJ with taking her bra off. It was horrible. Since I could get it anywhere else for 40. Anyways, I don't recommend this place. No FS. Just overpriced HJ. Waste of money. She does not do FS, but offered BH, which I was not interested in.

8 more stops on my list. I would appreciate if any of monger brothers would share where they had FS, as I feel like most of this places don't really have one.

1. Golden touch
2. JX tustin
3. Lampson and Garden Grove
4. 6316 Lincoln Ave, Cypress, CA 90630
5. First Class
6. 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa
7. Sunnywell*
8. VT

[ChrisPoontang]

Harbor Spa.

There were a few HJ aficionados there. After they get to know you, 10 minutes 1st pop, 25 minutes massage and 25 minutes of polishing the knob for a second pop. Really helps you fall asleep with a nearly empty gun, and way better than bad rushed FS. Chinese GND types with curtains in the room doorways.

For me, going to poundtown is much, much better then over paying for something that I can easily do myself.

One Asian granny is better then Rosie Palmer and her sisters.

[RedRoddddd]

The girls at Escape Spa in Stanton (bch / lampsn) most always try to crank out a second nut with me. It's a nice, clean atmosphere. And though they are a bit perfunctory in their HJ and demeanor, I find it enjoyable. One of them (sorry, don't recall her name) has a nice, big, set of mammary glands hanging off her front. After a few visits she'll let the puppies out to play and even if they don't lick you, you'll get to lick them (.)(.).

60 HR; 60 to 80 for the manual stimulation (whether it's one or two nuts) and titty taste testing.

Harbor Spa.

There were a few HJ aficionados there. After they get to know you, 10 minutes 1st pop, 25 minutes massage and 25 minutes of polishing the knob for a second pop. Really helps you fall asleep with a nearly empty gun, and way better than bad rushed FS. Chinese GND types with curtains in the room doorways.

[Mr Plumber]

As the title says, do any of you go in for a 1 hour massage and try and start with an HJ (or whatever to make you finish), then get a message and then go for round two after the message? I've been seeing somebody in Stanton, and would love to just start off on my back get a quick one off, then get a message and build up time for a reload. Have any of you done this or have experience with how a provider responds to this?

Let me know.

The girls at Escape Spa in Stanton (bch / lampsn) most always try to crank out a second nut with me. It's a nice, clean atmosphere. And though they are a bit perfunctory in their HJ and demeanor, I find it enjoyable. One of them (sorry, don't recall her name) has a nice, big, set of mammary glands hanging off her front. After a few visits she'll let the puppies out to play and even if they don't lick you, you'll get to lick them (.)(.).

60 HR; 60 to 80 for the manual stimulation (whether it's one or two nuts) and titty taste testing.

[SixGen]

Long time lurker -- first time poster. Yes, I will be asking for a reco right out of the gate -- seasoned enough to know it's a shitty thing to do. But first let me share a few of my go-tos to hopefully placate the masses:

FYI I'm mostly NURU plus -- YMMV.

Havana.

Karen (mid 20's, GND, full Bs, petite, super friendly, pro).

Vivian (30+ skinny, vixen, pro).

Nabi (late 20's, curvy but thin, limited menu but accommodating).

Look, I'll get to posting full reviews. And I'm not asking for intel on ladies. But wanted to get the group's thoughts on the nicest / cleanest spas?

Doesn't have to be FS -- and likely the nicer the place the more limited the menu. Best place I could find so far is Havana (as you could guess from my "reviews" above).

Looking for some place I can relax and not be concerned re how clean the towels are and maybe feel like I'm at an actual spa to relax?

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

They have clean rooms and a huge shower. The girls even provide you with a bathrobe!

[BigBoDonk]

So after hearing lots of reports about Sara Thai Spa offering FS and having tranny as a provider, I headed there to experience it. Tranny does not work, she is mamasan only and from what I understood she is more crossdresser than full on tranny. Massage was so so, however upon asking for 120 for nuru provider did standart HJ with taking her bra off. It was horrible. Since I could get it anywhere else for 40. Anyways, I don't recommend this place. No FS. Just overpriced HJ. Waste of money. She does not do FS, but offered BH, which I was not interested in.

8 more stops on my list. I would appreciate if any of monger brothers would share where they had FS, as I feel like most of this places don't really have one.

1. Golden touch
2. JX tustin
3. Lampson and Garden Grove
4. 6316 Lincoln Ave, Cypress, CA 90630
5. First Class
6. 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa
7. Sunnywell*
8. VT

[OC Johnny]

Went to get a massage at LF 107 today. I wasn't expecting more than a nude handy. They had few girls working and I chose Summer. Never met her before but thought I'd meet someone new. I'm so glad that I did.

She's a 30 ish Viet with a slim body. Small natural B's with tiny responsive nipples. I was already on the table when she walked in. She walked over to me and let me get a handful of A $$. Asked what I wanted, I asked what was on the menu and she said FS was available for $$ I offered $$ and we on our way. She has a slim figure, small A $$ and real T1 t $. She instructed me to get off the table, she laid down and pulled me in. She has a tight kitty, I'm not a large guy but she was a snug fit. I got a few dozen pumps in before I had to stop. I didn't want to pop too fast. I told her so and she said just enjoy it. After a couple of minutes I got back to pumping and finished in the bag. I wish I had brought enough for a second pop.

I wasn't expecting FS there, I've only gotten handies. Before I left she said she was going to be on break for a month. If you go there YMMV.

How was the pre flip massage and tease? Did she provide a BJ before FS?

[OC Johnny]

Long time lurker -- first time poster. Yes, I will be asking for a reco right out of the gate -- seasoned enough to know it's a shitty thing to do. But first let me share a few of my go-tos to hopefully placate the masses:

FYI I'm mostly NURU plus -- YMMV.

Havana.

Karen (mid 20's, GND, full Bs, petite, super friendly, pro).

Vivian (30+ skinny, vixen, pro).

Nabi (late 20's, curvy but thin, limited menu but accommodating).

Look, I'll get to posting full reviews. And I'm not asking for intel on ladies. But wanted to get the group's thoughts on the nicest / cleanest spas?

Doesn't have to be FS -- and likely the nicer the place the more limited the menu. Best place I could find so far is Havana (as you could guess from my "reviews" above).

Looking for some place I can relax and not be concerned re how clean the towels are and maybe feel like I'm at an actual spa to relax?

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

I've found that Haven has the cleanest and best put together interior that I've been to. It recently went through a remodel and has been updated and decorated nicely. Just by appearance could pass as a legit spa. I have only gotten HJ there.

[ThickDickSith]

Oh yea, I treat her with the upmost respect. She's an absolute gem. In all honesty she's so sexy I usually can't last that long that's what I'm hoping to go two rounds with her.

Dammit. Hit some button before I finished.

Meant to add:

She's told me she appreciates how genuine I am, and I suspect that's at least part of why I get MSOG. It's a similar type of comment I hear somewhat often, and going by reports here, it seems I get more service than average, so I assume there must be something to it.

These ladies are, after all, no more or less human than we are, and deserve just as much kindness and respect we want for ourselves.