Escort Reports

**Ronnie720** · 05-02-22 13:15

Originally Posted by MavisBank [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

That is hilarious. And so accurate. Probably my favorite post all year. Mongering is shit these days.

**Quatre17** · 05-02-22 11:53

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...463/8138503744

https://sumosear.ch/phone/813-850-3744

Saw this girl in mid March.

Looks like her pics but a bit bigger.

Cute young light skinned mixed / latina, not petite, she's a bigger girl, tall with a bit of a gut.

Sweet personality, easy to arrange the date at like 2 am.

We tried to do greek but she wasnt able to, so I just creampied her pussy instead.

I would go back but I was just visiting tampa so I'm no longer around. Would recommend if you're in her area.

120 qv + maybe 20 or 40 for the greek / CIP.

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I had been trying to see the petite blonde tyler, but she never picked up or responded to a text once in like 4 weeks.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/b...shell/45166789

**Brasky** · 05-02-22 11:42

Nice report! Thanks for sharing! Do you know who is the second girl, brunette with bigger with tits, in her pics? They both look yummy! Thanks,

Originally Posted by Ejent [View Original Post]

This is another one that I don't really want to share, but she's been so great to me that she deserves some reliable, respectful clientele.

Been seeing jewels lately, and the visits continue getting better each time. She's a sexy little minx and she really seems to be getting her act together, one day at a time. Her dirty talk is cute, but sexy. She strives for a solid DT, which I admire. She has the prettiest kitty I've probably ever seen She reminds me of doll before the slide, and she's open to Greek after a while if you mesh well and she trusts you.

Like I said, I think she's looking for a couple regular clients to depend on as she gets her feet back under her, so if you're professional and respectful, line it up. Hit my PM before you do, as I want to include an extra detail or two so no one's time is wasted.

**DtForMe** · 05-02-22 11:16

See this add pop up and needed a nice dream. Pics are accurate. Dream consisted of a CBJ the k9 to finish in the bag. Great tits on this one. There was another girl in the bathroom but didn't get to see much. New to the area. Hope you all enjoy. Any one have any reccomendations on who is a must see?

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/c...for-u/45922972

**Diluth389** · 05-02-22 10:54

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/80876104

**JxFactor** · 05-02-22 08:57

Originally Posted by Sshushu [View Original Post]

Just a scam. Avoid her. Didn t show up. She said that she got the wrong adress and then won t repeat to your messages anymore.

Yea used to see her often about 2 years ago, then she started getting sketchy and straight up lying, great ass but not worth the hassle anymore imo.

**ColdDrinks** · 05-02-22 06:47

Originally Posted by ChaseStar [View Original Post]

I'm not sure why anyone would want to follow those links with those reviews unless just to know what to avoid. But here are the fixed links for those who don't have the patience to correct Ballz posted links.

I don't think Renee is that bad. Yes she's thinner then her picks. Yes she knows how to suck. Yes she will try to sweat talk you of going in raw for a cream pie. Her rates are cheap. Definitely older then what she says but her hips can take it.

**BehindHer** · 05-01-22 23:56

I seen your other review on her. What a freak. Just like the ones I see on pornhub LOL. I need to experience a woman like her for once. I delt with plenty provider's with all holes open but nothing like this alabama one. I hope I can get a session with her soon.

Originally Posted by Rockit [View Original Post]

No doubt she is an amazing, sexy, little freak in the very best, nastiest way. I've seen her before for a kinky session, so this is how she responded when I asked about her regular sessions.

"180 for my dirty c**t LOL or 220 for my naughty shithole? Which obviously 220 you get all my sl*t holes included". How awesome is that response? She also said no prolapse or fisting with these rates. Her kinky sessions start at 300, but have to be booked ahead as there is some prep. Also sounds like you book the session or experience you want and not time. So my guess is she doesn't offer a discounted HH.

She stays pretty busy with the thrill seekers like me and her regulars. As always, YMMV on trying to price her down and I'm sure it happens from time to time, but I don't think she really needs to discount the first time often. She didn't clock watch with me at all, no upsell, no cell in session, was very laid back, 420 friendly with a very naughty mind and everything is covered. She's an absolutely when it comes to repeats.

Check my mini review of our kinky session in Tampa's ISO / Fetishes / Bucket List sub thread. Get yourself a safety harness, strap it on and then hold on for this wet and wild ride. To my knowledge, there is nothing else like it in the Tampa Bay Area. Good luck!

**BehindHer** · 05-01-22 23:48

Miraculously I got a response from her. I wanted to see her this past Saturday but it was storming up there so I decided I'll try again next time. And you're right the tampa area has freaky kinky providers LOL.

Originally Posted by Rockit [View Original Post]

No doubt she is an amazing, sexy, little freak in the very best, nastiest way. I've seen her before for a kinky session, so this is how she responded when I asked about her regular sessions.

"180 for my dirty c**t LOL or 220 for my naughty shithole? Which obviously 220 you get all my sl*t holes included". How awesome is that response? She also said no prolapse or fisting with these rates. Her kinky sessions start at 300, but have to be booked ahead as there is some prep. Also sounds like you book the session or experience you want and not time. So my guess is she doesn't offer a discounted HH.

She stays pretty busy with the thrill seekers like me and her regulars. As always, YMMV on trying to price her down and I'm sure it happens from time to time, but I don't think she really needs to discount the first time often. She didn't clock watch with me at all, no upsell, no cell in session, was very laid back, 420 friendly with a very naughty mind and everything is covered. She's an absolutely when it comes to repeats.

Check my mini review of our kinky session in Tampa's ISO / Fetishes / Bucket List sub thread. Get yourself a safety harness, strap it on and then hold on for this wet and wild ride. To my knowledge, there is nothing else like it in the Tampa Bay Area. Good luck!

**MavisBank** · 05-01-22 22:31

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**Highlife77** · 05-01-22 22:21

Originally Posted by ChaseStar [View Original Post]

I'm not sure why anyone would want to follow those links with those reviews unless just to know what to avoid. But here are the fixed links for those who don't have the patience to correct Ballz posted links.

Half the links you fixed for him are already dead again. Remember the names I suppose, the Laci / Naomi girl he posted for Brandon worked with the Kristi from Clearwater that ripped me off "dude in the bathroom scam. " Girls that are legit have no reason to change their name / number / location / pics or anything. My 2 cents.

**Dtd0901** · 05-01-22 16:34

Originally Posted by Ejent [View Original Post]

This is another one that I don't really want to share, but she's been so great to me that she deserves some reliable, respectful clientele.

Been seeing jewels lately, and the visits continue getting better each time. She's a sexy little minx and she really seems to be getting her act together, one day at a time. Her dirty talk is cute, but sexy. She strives for a solid DT, which I admire. She has the prettiest kitty I've probably ever seen She reminds me of doll before the slide, and she's open to Greek after a while if you mesh well and she trusts you.

Like I said, I think she's looking for a couple regular clients to depend on as she gets her feet back under her, so if you're professional and respectful, line it up. Hit my PM before you do, as I want to include an extra detail or two so no one's time is wasted.

My recent visit.

Busch blvd.

80/120/200.

150/200/300 (+greek).

Small talk as she finished getting ready.

BBBJ slowly warmed up to DT and a little light FF and dirty talk.

Straight to Greek. Took it slow, moved some things around, got her more comfortable, finished strong and hard, but still slow and controlled to be respectful. Enjoy fellas.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...330/8137060568

Looks very cute, thanks for sharing!

**GhostRider50** · 05-01-22 11:57

Originally Posted by JayTwogo [View Original Post]

I've known Krista for years, and never known her to scam anyone. Reputable and fun. The pics are her. What Sshushu describes isn't a scam, just a no show. Sounds more like something spooked her and she decided she didn't want to see you.

I saw her yesterday for the first time. Yes the notel is a skank hole, but she keeps her room clean, and organized, and ez, safe access. I found her to be intelligent, and professional. I got LFK, BBBJ, cfs, HH for the ad rate. She did not come down on the rate. She is heavier than her pics, but I like them looking like Indiana farm girls. I will repeat, but only when I can afford it. She has a QV rate of $.20 that may work. She's a nice girl and comms were good. Last thing, if you are thick then bring your own magnums.

**Ejent** · 05-01-22 10:01

This is another one that I don't really want to share, but she's been so great to me that she deserves some reliable, respectful clientele.

Been seeing jewels lately, and the visits continue getting better each time. She's a sexy little minx and she really seems to be getting her act together, one day at a time. Her dirty talk is cute, but sexy. She strives for a solid DT, which I admire. She has the prettiest kitty I've probably ever seen She reminds me of doll before the slide, and she's open to Greek after a while if you mesh well and she trusts you.

Like I said, I think she's looking for a couple regular clients to depend on as she gets her feet back under her, so if you're professional and respectful, line it up. Hit my PM before you do, as I want to include an extra detail or two so no one's time is wasted.

My recent visit.

Busch blvd.

80/120/200.

150/200/300 (+greek).

Small talk as she finished getting ready.

BBBJ slowly warmed up to DT and a little light FF and dirty talk.

Straight to Greek. Took it slow, moved some things around, got her more comfortable, finished strong and hard, but still slow and controlled to be respectful. Enjoy fellas.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...330/8137060568