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04-30-22 22:56 #18530Senior Member

Posts: 35Don't remember if I posted this
Sometimes I'm writing a post and get interrupted and forget to publish. Recently I wanted an AMP unicorn as we all do. I was off of work and had plenty of time. I first went over to relax across sweets. Only 1 girl was there. She was about 45 short and not my type. Definitely 5/10. Next I tried you SPA. Jesus Christ this was horrendous. The women looked 50-60. One was actually taking care of one of you Mongers lmao so I asked to see the second girl. She started screaming and the nastiest Asian woman came out. She was still chewing her duck or dog loudly like crazy. Started yelling you come massage now. I said no thanks I'll come back later. She started pinching me. If I were crazy I would've beat her ass or told her I was LEO but I decided to take a deep breath and leave. I had come here before I hit rose spa and did encounter a very attractive low 30's girl once which is why I tried again. Well anyway I won't be going back there for a bit. Next I went to rose spa since lucy there used to do a good massage. Well she's still gone and now they have 2 40-50 year old grandma sticks there. Also eating and sounded like they were talking to men in the back hallway. In the end I decided to see an old friend of mine from tinder and was very very very dissapointed with our AMP standards and am still shocked some of these places are open with such horrible girls. Ohhh that's right I went to the massage spa next to uncle bills pet shop I forgot to mention. They had a chubby very short woman in her 30's. She wanted me to wait badly for another girl to arrive. I'm still curious if that girl was going to be attractive because she held onto my hand with a death grip. Anyone been successful at any of these places?
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04-30-22 22:06 #18529Senior Member

Posts: 26Warning
A few days ago I stopped by Jin Spa on East Washington. The girl asked if I was there for a happy ending before we even got to the room (like we were standing in the lobby) and I had given ZERO indications about it. I said no and left. I don't think it's a sting (I've been there before and left happy) however they are going to get unwanted attention from Uncle LEO if they keep that up. Maybe avoid? Idk, just makes me less excited to go. I like it more subtle in my spas.
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04-30-22 20:35 #18528Senior Member

Posts: 176Anybody been to VAP Massage in Avon lately? I'm hoping there are new girls there and things improved.
I went there a few months ago and it wasn't that good. The woman was old, not attractive, and wouldn't let me touch her.
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04-30-22 15:13 #18527Senior Member

Posts: 40I felt that she kept in touch with the phone more than paying attention to me. She was a sweetheart though. The location could have been a little better prepped. $$ for hhr but at about 15 min was informed we needed to "wrap it up" as she was expecting the next client.
Originally Posted by Zerbert003
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Up top was not what I was expecting based on images from ad. They hung a little lower than expected. Clean shaven down below and nice and tight.
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04-30-22 11:09 #18526Senior Member

Posts: 124Sun Beech Grove
Four hand for 30 minutes. $40/ MT plus tip. Started by standing. I liked that one MT watched closely the other MT doing her job while commenting to me. One watching the other while giving verbal encouragement and direction is a definite plus for me. Proceeded to lying down with both fully involved.
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04-30-22 10:58 #18525Senior Member

Posts: 124Holistic Nora
Thick, not in the way I like. Standard 40/ hhr. She grabbed jr as I stood by the table and pointed to her mouth. I declined. Average oily finish. Meh overall.
Originally Posted by AvgJoe08
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They have the standard LED open sign facing 86th just west of Target.
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04-30-22 07:09 #18524Senior Member

Posts: 438Relax- 116th
Stopped by Relax near 116 & A-ville yesterday. I didn't recall any recent reviews so I thought I'd give it a shot. You know, unicorn chase. Walked in and was greeted by a friendly woman, probably in her 40's (wore a mask the entire time). She also hummed to the soft music and seemed to be grunting a lot or it was some sort of reflux. Nothing really special about the hhr visit. Massage was pretty good though. HE wasn't bad- left happy. Utc up top (maybe C's?) otc on bottom although I didn't try utc. Kinda soft in the mid section. Standard 40/40. The sheets smelled freshly washed but didn't see her change or fold anything while I was getting dressed. She said her name was Yu yu or Yo yo.
Aj8.
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04-30-22 06:28 #18523Banned Member

Posts: 619A massage is good
I normally do not bring a present as I never know what the lady likes. I will usually add to my usual tip.
Originally Posted by OldScavenger
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I do not give foot massages because I do not like feet. I have and I currently give the lady a massage before the end of the session. In areas where AMPs do not provide FS it is an opportunity to get the cloths off and get more than the usual customer. It gets the girl relaxed and horny. There is no lady that would not appreciate a nice massage.
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04-29-22 20:09 #18522Senior Member

Posts: 31Way worse than that
She resembles Camel toe Harris.
Originally Posted by ZenAdventurer
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04-29-22 19:24 #18521Senior Member

Posts: 317I gave a large box of chocolates to the house for Christmas once. It was well-received by all.
Originally Posted by OldScavenger
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I have given one of my favorites a FBSM on a couple of occasions. She enjoyed immensely!
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04-29-22 19:12 #18520Senior Member

Posts: 29Chocolates
Box of Bundtlet's, foot massage and back massage.
Originally Posted by OldScavenger
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04-29-22 17:58 #18519Senior Member

Posts: 1150Not a lot of the Chinese women like chocolate. You'd be better off with a bag of unsalted sunflower seeds or pumpkin seeds. Offering to massage them almost always goes over well though.
Originally Posted by OldScavenger
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I once stopped in the next day with a fish and made a good friend. LOL. I got the fish at an authentic Chinese restaurant to make sure they would like it. They tend to be very picky about what they eat.
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04-29-22 17:52 #18518Senior Member

Posts: 208Second Post please
Please post some details for us. Would love to know more. Thanks!
Originally Posted by LittleMan9890
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04-29-22 16:50 #18517Senior Member

Posts: 483Box of chocolates?
Two questions:
1-Has anyone given their provider a box of chocolates (of course in addition to fee / tip)?
2-Has anyone traded their last few minutes for an opportunity to give provider a foot massage?
Just thought both of those might be nice!
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04-29-22 16:44 #18516Senior Member

Posts: 40Yes
Yes. Very rushed, but tight little body, I had fun.
Originally Posted by YoungBucky
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