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[BigBoDonk]

Who is bio luna, I searched thread but was not able to find any info.

[BigBoDonk]

I think profile belongs to one of mamasans I noticed, some attempts to channel people via such dumb fake posts to support their miserable business.

JohnnyGamerz is very obviously just the latest new handle for whoever this guy is and whatever his mission is. Dude, people on this board aren't stupid. Always a new handle with a low post count. Always the same broken language. Always the same lane attempts to be insulting, even though you repeat the same insult every time and with every new handle. Always the same inaccurate information. The whole community sees right through you and your fake intel. And I know you're just going to turn the same old cuck insult on me because that's all you've got, so go right on ahead.

Royal Spa is legit. Non-erotic. Always has been. Anybody here who has ever mongered in Cypress knows that.

New Spa is a Jack shack. And right now you can't even get that due to recent LE activity.

[GiveMeHandys]

I meant law enforcement cracking down on OSpa.

I've been wanting to check this place out. Is LE still hanging keeping eyes on this place?

[Hector58]

When you see $. 2 on this forum, it means 120. I don't know why, it's just the cryptic shorthand some use.

The monetary abbreviations are explained at the beginning of the "Abbreviations" section of this website.

[Grimmy23]

1) Royal Massage, good tits and young staff. Asian / Jap girls working, broken English.

$40 for half hour had private room. Skinny hot girl named Jenny or Jennifer took care of me. But was her last day so don't bother asking, but I'm certain they still offer FS.

Don't understand why some of these cuckhold mongers like Grimmy and Taw are discouraging people from visiting Cypress massage AMPs. Maybe they are LE or maybe just blowing smoke out their butts.

2) New Spa $40 for half and $100 for BBJ kinda of expensive but hey If you were a hot 20's Asian girl you would charge just as much to suck dick bareback.

Go to them all of them! Offer some type of enjoyment.

JohnnyGamerz is very obviously just the latest new handle for whoever this guy is and whatever his mission is. Dude, people on this board aren't stupid. Always a new handle with a low post count. Always the same broken language. Always the same lane attempts to be insulting, even though you repeat the same insult every time and with every new handle. Always the same inaccurate information. The whole community sees right through you and your fake intel. And I know you're just going to turn the same old cuck insult on me because that's all you've got, so go right on ahead.

Royal Spa is legit. Non-erotic. Always has been. Anybody here who has ever mongered in Cypress knows that.

New Spa is a Jack shack. And right now you can't even get that due to recent LE activity.

[JohhnyGamerz]

1) Panda still has a Gilf that sucks good cock!

2) JX just hand jobs by YanGYang or whatever new name they keep using.

3) Oasis next to 7 11, bait and switch.

[JohhnyGamerz]

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[JohhnyGamerz]

Whose better in LF / Lh?

Bio Luna hands down!

O crack isn't good anymore. Looks like me cracked down on their vaj offerings!

I meant law enforcement cracking down on OSpa.

[Heartless Jay]

LOL please explain that you own paid $20 for a BJ? What is this tj?

When you see $. 2 on this forum, it means 120. I don't know why, it's just the cryptic shorthand some use.

[MicroPianist]

I has a dream that I read the reviews of Cozy posted recently and decided to take the plunge.

If you're into dramatically enhanced top and bottom, as well as comically bad Botox this might be your spot. Was not my thing and I gathered my shit and bounced.

Girls were nice though!

[JohhnyGamerz]

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[OC Johnny]

I've seen Sarah, Meyu, and Barbara.
Does Anyone know how to ask to see the line up before hand? Usually these girls just take you to the back and its the one who escorts you who you get. LOL. Would really love to see every girl and then take my pick.

Most of the times I've been there that was the case as well, the girl that checks you in is the one providing.

However I have in the past window shopped and simply straight out asked to see the girls that were available.

Usually two or three would come out and introduce themselves. This was in the old 440 Honey Spot location.

Haven't been there in a while. Not since they found the dead bodies last summer. Can't comment on the service and quality today.

[JohhnyGamerz]

Whose better in LF / Lh?

Bio Luna hands down!

O crack isn't good anymore. Looks like me cracked down on their vaj offerings!

[OC Johnny]

I've seen Sarah, Meyu, and Barbara.

Sarah: Not my type at all. Latina with big booty and big boobies. Allows utc roaming up top, otc below. Good massage, good handi.

Meyu: Older petite Japanese, I find her quite good-looking. Gorgeous natural Bs. Hands-down prettiest pussy I've ever seen, in person or porn, though it is extremely small -- she wouldn't let me in, saying I'm "too big" (don't they all? But in this case, I had to believe her. Only a pencil pecker could fit) -- and also one of the tastiest. Massage is lighter pressure than I like, but otherwise excellent.

Barbara: Average Chinese with meh boobies and meh booty. Allows otc. Great massage, good handi. Haven't been able to get much more from her, despite my efforts. Currently on vacay.

Did Meyu tell you No BJ because she has braces?

Or was just an excuse she just used on me, smh.

[JohhnyGamerz]

Great post. Enjoyed your write up thoroughly.

I just want to go and try Jackie after reading your post. Unfortunately, I don't have play times on Tuesday and Wednesday.

She does suck a mean duck. Worth every penny!