Buffalo Grove / Wheeling / Arlington heights

[Wenger]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

This is why I'm glad I wear glasses and am extremely nearsighted without them. I usually blame it on that to help mitigate the shame.

[Squareballs]

Looking for one to try I've seen a couple advertised in wheeling any recommendations.

[Slow Lee7]

Stopped by Refresh and it was too late for 60 minutes. Settled for 30 minutes with Nanna. She says she's 27, maybe she's early 30's. After the flip, asked what I wanted and settled for naked L2 for 100. This was my first Saran wrap experience! Overall experience was decent because Nanna had a really perky attitude which made the 30 minutes a lot of fun.

[SaintChuck]

Ha, Chuck that sorta happened to me there about 1-2 months ago, walked in, a young beautiful woman at counter, with sweet long legs led me to room, got undressed, thinking I'd get her for massage (should have demanded she massaged me, didn't though). Few minutes later, in walks jennifer, older, short, not as attractive MT walks in (she's serviced me L2 before), the haggling begins, 1 benji. Took all my strength to finish had to think about the young one at the counter while deed was being performed. Live and learn I guess.

Obviously you know what I am talking about because we had the same provider. LOL. I just closed my eyes and pretended it was a hot Korean chick from one of those Netflix KDramas. SaintChuck.

[Si777]

I saw Maggie at their townhouse by the tennis courts in AH. Walked in candy laying on the bed in the living room in her bra and underwear. Maggie let me upstairs to her room, got naked, hopped on the bed and Maggie took her bra off and smothered me with her melons. This went on for a couple minutes then she pulls the cover out and had me put it on. She gets down on her knees and does an ok cover BJ. Busted in the bag got dressed and left. She said next time I should go for FS, she said she liked my cock. No thanks, just wanted a BJ. She's a big girl so be prepared.

[HankyDaPanky]

Hey Chuck that happened to me too in Lombard a while back. Cute little thing greeted me wearing a college sweatshirt and tight little shorts. Thought I hit it good this time. She took the money and told me to get ready.

In comes gramma. I was like "oh shit". Closed my eyes too. She was more than willing to allow roaming, but I've set bowling pins before.

Good thing there was enough imagination to purge the system, but it's a lot of work!

Oh well, at least your not alone!

[Bkmsw]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

I like older women. Always have. I'm upper 40's and I would do a 70. There is a neighbor of Mom's that 67 or so and she has these huge tits and is in decent shape and I would bang the hell out of her especially because it would be free. But (and there is always a but) she just talks excessively. My first meeting she told me shit that she really shouldn't be telling. I just don't feel if I did her she wouldn't go around telling people, like you know, my Mom. She knows I am married and I don't think that would stop her but that also wouldn't stop her from telling people. This is why I mainly pay for sex. Non working girls just won't shut up and when they find out you're doing you wife (which I am always upfront about that) they get jealous!

Anyways, the thing I don't like about really old women still working the trade is that they expect to have the same value as a younger woman. It's like a used car salesman trying to sell you that 1995 truck for the same price as a brand new truck. No thank you. I'd make that drive to see that old mamasan if she would lower her prices to reflect her age. Might as well stick to the younger ones for the same money.

B.

[CakeLover13]

Ha, Chuck that sorta happened to me there about 1-2 months ago, walked in, a young beautiful woman at counter, with sweet long legs led me to room, got undressed, thinking I'd get her for massage (should have demanded she massaged me, didn't though). Few minutes later, in walks jennifer, older, short, not as attractive MT walks in (she's serviced me L2 before), the haggling begins, 1 benji. Took all my strength to finish had to think about the young one at the counter while deed was being performed. Live and learn I guess.

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

[EyeEatAss]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

One thing I don't BS about is the legitimacy of a place and of course the size of my cock! Late 20's to early 30's attractive chick in a tight black dress walks me in. No TS so just took the hh at .45. Hovers over my head giving me access to cop a feel. Fairly tight thighs and ass. Generic massage but, I was there to blast one off after the old lady got pissed at me for eye-balling her sister. Pointed to my ass where she worked that out with the occasional swipe of the balls. Told me to flip and asked if I got a nickname for my joint. Busted out laughing as I told her "Tiny"! Lowered her top to a pair of firm 34 B's. I guess this is the one previous reviewers called, "Nipples" because they prominently stood out! Started feeling the eruption coming with an exhilarating double-handed h / j. "OK TinyBigCock let me have it"! And blasted one that orbited her head. Ten minute scalp massage afterwards after clean up. Grant tip. Economical for hh.

[Mike21]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

I feel you my brother. I spent thousands of dollars finding pretty girl, so far all is useless. Recently was driving by some spa in palatine, accidentally noticed it, went inside to check and had to reverse right away, after saw the granny. I guess we should stop going for them, then they will disappear and owner will look for decent looking ones. But again beautiful ones get pulling out fast by some knights.

[BuffaloBear]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

Well that sure does suck, I was planning on visiting tomorrow based on what I'd read about Nina. I'll make sure to call ahead before or head to a different spot. The KSpas are great but they are a tad bit pricier.

[SaintChuck]

I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

[Call Me Slappy]

Tried scheduling with her, she verified time and type of appointment. I asked where she was located, her response was "I am in Palatine, but you already texted me multiple times before and never proceeded to schedule. Bye."

I, uh. What?

Bullet. Dodged.

[HankyDaPanky]

We nt a couple of weeks ago.

Waited in their kitchen 10 minutes, during which time two girls came in for some Siran wrap. Made me giggle and think about the guy that referenced by saying "Wrapped me like leftover chicken".

If'and you want to L2 I suggest you bring your own "Siran wrap".

I enjoyed the time with the one I drew, but there was a girl dressed for success I saw when I first walked in. Recommend giving them a chance.

[EyeEatAss]

On the sign it will say Spa Center but you'll see sunshine on the window. Always a solid massage and overall great relaxation. Looks atypical for a Asian Massage Experience as they don't block the windows which I personally like.

Do you get happy ending?