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  1. #988

    Older women / St Chuck

    Hey Chuck that happened to me too in Lombard a while back. Cute little thing greeted me wearing a college sweatshirt and tight little shorts. Thought I hit it good this time. She took the money and told me to get ready.

    In comes gramma. I was like "oh shit". Closed my eyes too. She was more than willing to allow roaming, but I've set bowling pins before.

    Good thing there was enough imagination to purge the system, but it's a lot of work!

    Oh well, at least your not alone!

  2. #987
    Senior Member


    Posts: 640

    Older women can be hot but shouldn't be charging much

    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.
    I like older women. Always have. I'm upper 40's and I would do a 70. There is a neighbor of Mom's that 67 or so and she has these huge tits and is in decent shape and I would bang the hell out of her especially because it would be free. But (and there is always a but) she just talks excessively. My first meeting she told me shit that she really shouldn't be telling. I just don't feel if I did her she wouldn't go around telling people, like you know, my Mom. She knows I am married and I don't think that would stop her but that also wouldn't stop her from telling people. This is why I mainly pay for sex. Non working girls just won't shut up and when they find out you're doing you wife (which I am always upfront about that) they get jealous!

    Anyways, the thing I don't like about really old women still working the trade is that they expect to have the same value as a younger woman. It's like a used car salesman trying to sell you that 1995 truck for the same price as a brand new truck. No thank you. I'd make that drive to see that old mamasan if she would lower her prices to reflect her age. Might as well stick to the younger ones for the same money.

    B.

  3. #986
    Ha, Chuck that sorta happened to me there about 1-2 months ago, walked in, a young beautiful woman at counter, with sweet long legs led me to room, got undressed, thinking I'd get her for massage (should have demanded she massaged me, didn't though). Few minutes later, in walks jennifer, older, short, not as attractive MT walks in (she's serviced me L2 before), the haggling begins, 1 benji. Took all my strength to finish had to think about the young one at the counter while deed was being performed. Live and learn I guess.

    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

  4. #985
    Yes, this is Hanging Balls, no he's not going away, if you don't like what he posts put him on ignore, some guys find him amusing.


    Posts: 134

    Totally different experience!

    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.
    One thing I don't BS about is the legitimacy of a place and of course the size of my cock! Late 20's to early 30's attractive chick in a tight black dress walks me in. No TS so just took the hh at .45. Hovers over my head giving me access to cop a feel. Fairly tight thighs and ass. Generic massage but, I was there to blast one off after the old lady got pissed at me for eye-balling her sister. Pointed to my ass where she worked that out with the occasional swipe of the balls. Told me to flip and asked if I got a nickname for my joint. Busted out laughing as I told her "Tiny"! Lowered her top to a pair of firm 34 B's. I guess this is the one previous reviewers called, "Nipples" because they prominently stood out! Started feeling the eruption coming with an exhilarating double-handed h / j. "OK TinyBigCock let me have it"! And blasted one that orbited her head. Ten minute scalp massage afterwards after clean up. Grant tip. Economical for hh.

  5. #984
    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.
    I feel you my brother. I spent thousands of dollars finding pretty girl, so far all is useless. Recently was driving by some spa in palatine, accidentally noticed it, went inside to check and had to reverse right away, after saw the granny. I guess we should stop going for them, then they will disappear and owner will look for decent looking ones. But again beautiful ones get pulling out fast by some knights.

  6. #983

    Pouring One Out For You

    Quote Originally Posted by SaintChuck  [View Original Post]
    I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.
    Well that sure does suck, I was planning on visiting tomorrow based on what I'd read about Nina. I'll make sure to call ahead before or head to a different spot. The KSpas are great but they are a tad bit pricier.

  7. #982

    Hello Grandma

    I have been stuck in the house for a long time now. I decided that I needed some Sunshine, so I headed up to Buffalo Grove. I walked in and was greeted by a woman about my Grandmothers age. She was dressed kind of business casual so I figured that she was the Mamasan. She led me to the room and collected the money for the visit and left. I got undressed and hopped on the massage table. I was laying on my back as I always do to let them know that I am not there for a silly massage. I was laying there for a few minutes waiting to see who my massage therapist would be. The door opens and it's Grandma. At this point I don't even care and I drove all the way up here so I figured I would just make the best of the situation. She immediately realizes that I am not there for a massage and the haggling begins. At this point I have been in the room for probably 3 minutes total. We agreed on terms and I shamefully closed my eyes and got a BBBJCIM from grandma. This was definitely a forgettable experience and I will take 100% of the blame for it. I let the little head do all of the thinking and got a BBBJ from a woman my Grandmothers age. During the drive of shame home I realized that I need to come up with a better Mongering strategy. Years ago I wrote off KSPA"s, but now I am starting to re-think this. It would be nice to have a woman under the age of 70 touch my weiner. I am also tired of having to close my eyes during service because I am trying to imagine that my provider is a decent looking woman in her 30's and not a grandma in her 70's. Sometimes Mongering ain't easy. SaintChuck.

  8. #981

    RFA = Russian Flaky Anna

    Tried scheduling with her, she verified time and type of appointment. I asked where she was located, her response was "I am in Palatine, but you already texted me multiple times before and never proceeded to schedule. Bye."

    I, uh. What?

    Bullet. Dodged.

  9. #980

    Sunshine

    We nt a couple of weeks ago.

    Waited in their kitchen 10 minutes, during which time two girls came in for some Siran wrap. Made me giggle and think about the guy that referenced by saying "Wrapped me like leftover chicken".

    If'and you want to L2 I suggest you bring your own "Siran wrap".

    I enjoyed the time with the one I drew, but there was a girl dressed for success I saw when I first walked in. Recommend giving them a chance.

  10. #979
    Yes, this is Hanging Balls, no he's not going away, if you don't like what he posts put him on ignore, some guys find him amusing.


    Posts: 134

    But.

    Quote Originally Posted by ChicagoStud  [View Original Post]
    On the sign it will say Spa Center but you'll see sunshine on the window. Always a solid massage and overall great relaxation. Looks atypical for a Asian Massage Experience as they don't block the windows which I personally like.
    Do you get happy ending?

  11. #978
    On the sign it will say Spa Center but you'll see sunshine on the window. Always a solid massage and overall great relaxation. Looks atypical for a Asian Massage Experience as they don't block the windows which I personally like.

    Quote Originally Posted by DMichaels69  [View Original Post]
    Looks like this place.

    1022 Weiland Rd, Buffalo Grove, IL.

  12. #977

    Rogue

    Quote Originally Posted by Squareballs  [View Original Post]
    Buffalo grove.
    Quote Originally Posted by DMichaels69  [View Original Post]
    Looks like this place.

    1022 Weiland Rd, Buffalo Grove, IL.
    If I am not mistaken this is Bob's (Bob521) old place. I guess that the new management has gone rogue. LOL. I remember when Bob had the place it was strictly legit and no fun to be had. SaintChuck.

  13. #976
    Looks like this place.

    1022 Weiland Rd, Buffalo Grove, IL.

    Quote Originally Posted by EyeEatAss  [View Original Post]
    Where is Sunshine?

  14. #975
    Quote Originally Posted by EyeEatAss  [View Original Post]
    Where is Sunshine?
    Buffalo grove.

  15. #974
    Yes, this is Hanging Balls, no he's not going away, if you don't like what he posts put him on ignore, some guys find him amusing.


    Posts: 134

    Location?

    Quote Originally Posted by Squareballs  [View Original Post]
    Went Tuesday sorry for late report 60 for hr with Lina L3 120 pulled out and left it on her ass lay there like a dead fish. Went back on Wednesday a different girl short and round 45 hhr didn't understand her name looked older with crazy eyes 100 BBBJCIM she was a little more active but wouldn't repeat.
    Where is Sunshine?

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