Massage Parlor Reports

[CLF3142]

Hey men.

I'm staying at the Crown Plaza on Halsted next month and would like to taste the local cuisine. Has to be an upgrade from what I get in our town. Any good recommendations? Don't need FS, but like a lot of teasing to milking.

[Zagal]

The influx of providers visiting from NYC continues. This time its the spa on Western, south of 290. Two all new girls there now. The girl I saw is visiting from NYC for 20 days. She probably rates as a Chicago 8 to 8. 5/10, early 30's, man-made but nice Cs, very cute. Briefly saw the other MT, didn't get a good look but saw that she was petite and 30 ish as well. The competition for the Chicago grannies continues, which is a good thing.

Tried to PM you but inbox full.

[SpaGuy21]

The influx of providers visiting from NYC continues. This time its the spa on Western, south of 290. Two all new girls there now. The girl I saw is visiting from NYC for 20 days. She probably rates as a Chicago 8 to 8. 5/10, early 30's, man-made but nice Cs, very cute. Briefly saw the other MT, didn't get a good look but saw that she was petite and 30 ish as well. The competition for the Chicago grannies continues, which is a good thing.

[Wenger]

TS will be fine, detailed. Massage will be decent, strong, if she is in the mood, BUT she will stop and leave the room a few times, talk and text, massaging you with one hand only, all the time. There is another grandma, Amy. She will provide the same service, but with less interpretations. Finally, it's L1 only place, fully dressed with very limited touching allowed. Moreover, they are old and cautious, therefore, it might not be available on the first visit. YMMV.

And she'll lie to you (surprise I know) about what you've already negotiated and not provide. On my last visit to there a long time ago I pointed to her mouth and we agreed on a price, I stupidly paid and then she just wanted to suck on my fingers. I used to work close by so it was convenient but will never step inside the door again. Funny thing is I still get texts saying they miss me, wonder why.

[BareOnly2018]

How much did her milking experience set you back?

$1. 6 for 30 m. If you go see her, skip the massage and go right into the milking session. MSOG if time permits. One thing I did notice is that she runs a timer on her phone which went off as we finished. She seems cool enough not to stop if time goes over but it is something to watch out for.

What parlor is this?

[Biliator]

V can be playful and allow more one once you get to know her, but my god, she's a multitasker and out of room or on phone 30% of time. I shared an anecdote a year or so ago about how she called in an order for a food delivery and leaned into my ear to ask if I wanted anything.

Had no idea my experiences with Vivian were so unique. Everyone have a great weekend.

[PartyMonster01]

How much did her milking experience set you back?

$1. 6 for 30 m. If you go see her, skip the massage and go right into the milking session. MSOG if time permits. One thing I did notice is that she runs a timer on her phone which went off as we finished. She seems cool enough not to stop if time goes over but it is something to watch out for.

[Dossy1]

I crossed this off my bucket list. Saw Mandy, who also might go by Yady, for my first time. Mandy is probably mid thirties Latina with shapely curves. Definitely attractive. She did a good job of explaining how the milking table works. When it was time, she got under the table and directed me to watch her via the mirror next to the table. She has skill and it was a turn on when she kept asking for my milk. Gravity and suction took over and I painted the floor in an awesome way. She commented on the impressive load and then proceeded to wipe it up with a paper towel. I will repeat but not often due to the steep price.

How much did her milking experience set you back?

Dossy.

[Jay117]

Visited let's spa recently just to see. Got L3 with no L2 involved (though I'm sure it would've been a CBJ). Basically SXL pricing without the level of accommodation you can get at SXL. Wasn't bad, but won't return at that price point.

[GoHomeSmiling]

TS will be fine, detailed. Massage will be decent, strong, if she is in the mood, BUT she will stop and leave the room a few times, talk and text, massaging you with one hand only, all the time. There is another grandma, Amy. She will provide the same service, but with less interpretations. Finally, it's L1 only place, fully dressed with very limited touching allowed. Moreover, they are old and cautious, therefore, it might not be available on the first visit. YMMV.

V can be playful and allow more one once you get to know her, but my god, she's a multitasker and out of room or on phone 30% of time. I shared an anecdote a year or so ago about how she called in an order for a food delivery and leaned into my ear to ask if I wanted anything.

[ConfuciusMan]

The last time I asked I never gotten any answers back. So I will try again. As also someone mentioned Mimi will come back but I still haven't heard anything about that again.

Mimi got married and won't be coming back to do massage. She's pretty settled in with her new husband and business.

[Biliator]

TS will be fine, detailed. Massage will be decent, strong, if she is in the mood, BUT she will stop and leave the room a few times, talk and text, massaging you with one hand only, all the time. There is another grandma, Amy. She will provide the same service, but with less interpretations. Finally, it's L1 only place, fully dressed with very limited touching allowed. Moreover, they are old and cautious, therefore, it might not be available on the first visit. YMMV.

Wow, sorry man. Thought everyone got the same service from V I receive. I'd tell you about the times she opened you Macau for me during the early days of the pandemic but I don't want to upset anyone.

[PartyMonster01]

Very rushed, not a great experience. There were reviews under their rubmaps ad.

I crossed this off my bucket list. Saw Mandy, who also might go by Yady, for my first time. Mandy is probably mid thirties Latina with shapely curves. Definitely attractive. She did a good job of explaining how the milking table works. When it was time, she got under the table and directed me to watch her via the mirror next to the table. She has skill and it was a turn on when she kept asking for my milk. Gravity and suction took over and I painted the floor in an awesome way. She commented on the impressive load and then proceeded to wipe it up with a paper towel. I will repeat but not often due to the steep price.

[PartyMonster01]

Anyone else been here? Its on S Archer in Chinatown next to Yun Ping. Had a interesting experience last week. Decided to check it out because it's close and was hoping to find a diamond. Complete opposite. When I got there I thought I walked into an Asian senior assisted living facility social hour. Two Asian grandfather types chain smoking cigarettes. 4 older Asian women sitting on a couch. One of them took me in the back for massage. I told myself that I wasn't going to get anything more than a massage but gave in when I flipped over. L1 but didn't finish because her technique was poor and felt pity that she was still doing this shit at her age. I've seen them reviewed and there are ads posted on typical monger sites. Maybe I caught them on an off night, or Yun Ping is the better place.

Not satisfied, I drove down the street to HQ. Saw Summer, who is no supermodel, but an upgrade from where I came from. $. 4 at the door, the same amount for the L1 finish. I won't be back to either.

[GuidoBandito]

Decided to TOFTT and paid a visit to LX Sunflower on Garfield in Oak Park. Greeted at the door by woman in her late 40's early 50's. Not a looker but in decent shape. . 5 for a 30 min massage. The massage wasn't great. Pretty much nonexistent massage. Light rubbing all over in a very unfocused manner. On the flip she was emphatic that the finish be clothed. No touching the sweater puppies but touching her leg is OK. Finish wasn't great. .6 for L1. Would not repeat.