McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

[Cruising Y]

Seen Rayne post in the Woodstock area for a little while. Even a few texts with her.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/80198899#.

Pics make her look good and legit since the place looks messy, most glam shots clean up the background.

She is easy to text with, and seems honest. Might try to share a dream tomorrow. My one concern is she has changed her number a few times.

Just hoping someone can say something, positive or negative.

I see Serena is back in McHenry. She is real, just has many rules, a time watcher and I suspect is more quantity than quality.

As always, stay safe out there.

Interested to see what her prices will be. Wonder if she will undercut Kat D prices. Anyway thanks for bringing this little gem to our attention. Probably text her later today and see what her $ is.

[BourbonRocks]

Seen Rayne post in the Woodstock area for a little while. Even a few texts with her.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/80198899#.

Pics make her look good and legit since the place looks messy, most glam shots clean up the background.

She is easy to text with, and seems honest. Might try to share a dream tomorrow. My one concern is she has changed her number a few times.

Just hoping someone can say something, positive or negative.

I see Serena is back in McHenry. She is real, just has many rules, a time watcher and I suspect is more quantity than quality.

As always, stay safe out there.

[SethMyles76]

When did you see her at a house? She's at a hotel in Schaumburg.

Ya, she's usually in Schaumburg, but still comes back sometimes.

[Cruising Y]

Update on Kelly pricing. Made an quick stop for $80 in some house by the river that should have been condemned. Yeesh.

When did you see her at a house? She's at a hotel in Schaumburg.

[SethMyles76]

Whats with these prices and terrible service and attitudes?

Its not made of gold or the only one in existence ladies!

Update on Kelly pricing. Made an quick stop for $80 in some house by the river that should have been condemned. Yeesh.

[EyeEatAss]

Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.

Had a dance / strip gig for a half-dozen middle-aged women. One was celebrating her 50th birthday. Threw my back out as one grabbed my package and pulled me into her. The next morning I woke up with a sore back (and cock) and strolled over to the spa. I chose the gross one because I figured she's work out the knots. Massaged my upper back thoroughly and worked her way down relieving my knots. She went to my feet up to my thighs and started massaging my ass through the towel. She slowly moved the towel up and I heard her gasp! She rubbed my ass firmly and it felt great! I raised my hips so she can work out a small knot on my ass and heard her gasp again. I asked her what she was gasping at. She gently cupped my hanging balls and started caressing them. "Oh", I said. "You are very well proportioned" she blurted. I thanked her and she continued fondling and gasping. Moments later she started creeping up my legs. Her hand firmly gripped my base. She slowly stroked me up to my plum. Another gasp and I finally had enough! I flipped over towel whisked away and she put her hands on her face and gasped again! "You so big, honey but, why you not hard"? She asked. I told her about the incident at the party. She told me," I will take care of it, honey"! She laid me back down on the table. My dick just laid there like a dead fish. She poured some lotion on it and started bringing me back to life. She has soft, strong hands and it took about ten minutes to get me fully hard. My moans indicated I was ready to cum. She lowered her head and started flicking her tongue at the tip. I thought she was going to blow me but hesitated (I think she remembered me saying my dick had been in several mouths the night before). I grabbed one of her tits (which she had exposed) and let out an orgasm like a firehose on the loose! Most landed on me but, I saw a thick stream running down her tit toward her hard nipple. She kept stroking until every last drop extracted. After wiping each other off she stood between my legs in silence. We both hesitantly leaned into each other and fell into a DFK. Her tongue flicked like a flutter. This lady can kiss! We hugged and she whispered," I want to see you again". She groped my cock and finished," I want more". She helped me get dressed. Upon pulling up my underwear she leaned in and kissed the tip of my cock. She said," I mean it. I want more. "! I found her tongue probing my tonsils again as I laid two bennies on the table. A firm squeeze of my ass and I was out the door.

[CakeLover13]

LMAO, seriously in the top 5 of funniest posts I've read in the last 5 years. I'm not laughing at you, just the experience, us seniors have all been there before too, to many times for me to count. I've been to that place a few times before never had a bad time nor the "woman" you mentioned.

Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.

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[SmileySam]

…I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.

She sounds like a treat!

[JakeGoodfella]

Man. There is TOFTT and then there is this. Next level!

Shrek. HA! Thanks for the laugh bud.

[RubLuvr]

Went last week to try a different place. Ad seemed to indicate a decent, newer operation. Location in a small strip mall by a 7-11 and pizza place, kind of exposed. I went in and noticed that if mamasan could only grow some tubular ears and turn green she would be an absolute dead ringer for Shrek. Honestly pretty hideous. She took me to a room and I got on the table, then Shrek returned as the massage therapist. I was laughing at this point. I mean, only I can find these rare gems of the industry. Pretty sure this was in the top ten most unattractive women I've ever seen. The massage table was super comfortable, nice and soft but not unsupportive. Shrek gave an actual massage, especially the stretching of neck, shoulders and lower back, felt really good. Unfortunately she had plans for me and began her hunt while I retracted into my abdomen like a turtle being attacked by a hawk. It was actually funny, I started laughing, she started laughing, I told her finish massage, she continued to pursue, I now just got up and went for my clothing. She came around the table and I thought I may have to defend myself, I'm not small but she was probably 5-9 and 200 lbs, with a physique like a Bulgarian power lifter from the 1970's. I got dressed, tipped her a few bucks for being a good sport and for not suplexing me or hitting me with a chair like Bam Bam Bigelow, and I was out of dodge. Not going to return obviously. Honestly I am torn between being impressed at her self confidence and completely amazed at how anyone could enjoy her doing anything in the least "sensual". I just threw up in my mouth typing that.

[RedLove]

Contacted Kelly yesterday to inquire about services. Gave me a quote of 120 for 1/4 hr and 200 for 1/2 hr. Um noooooo. WTF. I didn't even bother negotiating down. What's with all these GPS prices and the deposit thing. Slowly losing interest in this hobby.

Whats with these prices and terrible service and attitudes?

Its not made of gold or the only one in existence ladies!

[Cruising Y]

Prices are nuts! COVID is on pause so everyone doubles prices? Rocket Dork.

These lady's are as bad as car stealerships.

[Rocket Dork]

Contacted Kelly yesterday to inquire about services. Gave me a quote of 120 for 1/4 hr and 200 for 1/2 hr. Um noooooo. WTF. I didn't even bother negotiating down. What's with all these GPS prices and the deposit thing. Slowly losing interest in this hobby.

Prices are nuts! COVID is on pause so everyone doubles prices? Rocket Dork.

[Cruising Y]

Contacted Kelly yesterday to inquire about services. Gave me a quote of 120 for 1/4 hr and 200 for 1/2 hr. Um noooooo. WTF. I didn't even bother negotiating down. What's with all these GPS prices and the deposit thing. Slowly losing interest in this hobby.

[Pedorro]

Hi Pedorro. Do you have an accurate link to Serena. The one shown is just the general page to the list crawler.

Thanks P.

Let's see if this one works. I can't figure out the best way to copy / paste from this site. She had taken down her adds for a few days, I see she is back on again!

I would not recommend her at all!

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7088465010