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[Lips1963]

Please clear your PM boxes.

Inbox is now cleared, sorry.

[EasiePeasie]

Please clear your PM boxes.

[JohannJohann]

Saw this in another forum, thought it was good.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

LMFAO. So true!

[PleasantView]

Saw this in another forum, thought it was good.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

This made me laugh! Very funny & Very true! Great post, TY.

[Gianni Versace]

Warwick is like 10 minutes from Providence. Just doesn't seem necessary to split the two like that, and the Warwick-only forum would be barely active. I mean they don't even do that for the airport! TF Green is IN Warwick, but they still use "PVD" for the airport code, LOL.

Amen brotha LOL.

[MongerBob]

That settles that then. I just figured that if people were in the Warwick area it would make it easier to search providers exclusive to Warwick. Would it really hurt though?

Warwick is like 10 minutes from Providence. Just doesn't seem necessary to split the two like that, and the Warwick-only forum would be barely active. I mean they don't even do that for the airport! TF Green is IN Warwick, but they still use "PVD" for the airport code, LOL.

[XvjinnvX]

Aubrey Belle is a strange weird chic, Saw her several years ago when she was hosting in an apartment in Prov. She has these f. King 3 little Pomeranian dogs that constantly bark so she plays this loud weird music to drown out the barking. On my 2nd or 3rd visit can't remember which, She was letting them out as I was leaving and one of those little bastards bit me. She has a messed up mouth teeth wise. If it wasn't for the dogs I would visit again.

Any chance you could shoot me a pm with some info too XD.

[SpinnerFetish]

Agreed MOnger Bob.

Starting a separate forum for the other cities will waste more unnecessary time trolling the forum for intel. The providence forum is small and cozy and just perfect imo.

That settles that then. I just figured that if people were in the Warwick area it would make it easier to search providers exclusive to Warwick. Would it really hurt though?

[Gianni Versace]

Thanks. I guess I'll pass.

But regarding Ashley. I agree she's one of the best but I've not seen her in a long time either. And I heard she has a new incall. Now not in the basement and with a bathroom? How is she looking lately? Has anyone been to her new place, and does anyone who saw her lately have any info they can give us? Thanks.

Imo Ashley has become jaded. I think she looked pretty hot before but than she started to dye her hair with funky colors and well things are just not the same.

[Gianni Versace]

Is the Providence forum really "cluttered"? RI is such a small geographical region. This really doesn't feel necessary.

Agreed MOnger Bob.

Starting a separate forum for the other cities will waste more unnecessary time trolling the forum for intel. The providence forum is small and cozy and just perfect imo.

[BRiley]

Welcome, Pajcje. You said you are a college dude. So I assume a lot younger than me, LOL.

But if you are into middle age MILFS, I've got a couple of full GFE / PSE, In the greater providence area. One is a nonpro on SA medium sized natural tits, slim but some minor baby damage. She doesn't have ads other than on SA. The other's an escort with big naturals on a average build, again slight baby damage. Unlimited menu with both, even for first timer visits. Both are in the 200 an hour range. Both will take it in the ass also if you are into that. Both swallow cum and DFK like on a honeymoon. If you like mature milfs feel free to hit me by pm for more details, facebook links etc. Because I'm getting more and more reluctant to post certain women's info here publically. Because there are some dudes here who will attack you for just asking things publically instead of answering even specific questions about service. Therefore, I'm not going to be posting in public the identity of these two MILFS. Guys will just have to talk to me privately about them. I used to contribute heavily before covid. And in those days, I used to get useful answes to specific questions in return. But now, not so much. Mainly I'm tired of just getting barked at for asking specific questions, rather than getting answers.

Could you please send me info on this?

[Style20]

I would like to point out this is not 100% true I think it is more like 99% true LOL.

I agreed. I met a lot of mixed girls and they 90% always turn out to look more white than black and sexy as fuck.

[MikeGeorge]

Saw this in another forum, thought it was good.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

I would like to point out this is not 100% true I think it is more like 99% true LOL.

[MongerBob]

Good morning Admin, would it be possible to start a forum for Warwick? Maybe a forum each for Cranston, Pawtucket, and Woonsocket would be useful as well, I feel that it'll unclutter the providence and "other areas" forums, it would help streamline searches. Does anyone else think this would make things easier?

Thanks in advance.

Is the Providence forum really "cluttered"? RI is such a small geographical region. This really doesn't feel necessary.

[SpinnerFetish]

Good morning Admin, would it be possible to start a forum for Warwick? Maybe a forum each for Cranston, Pawtucket, and Woonsocket would be useful as well, I feel that it'll unclutter the providence and "other areas" forums, it would help streamline searches. Does anyone else think this would make things easier?

Thanks in advance.