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**Metloaf** · 04-21-22 17:51

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

It's all good, dude. But it's not the first time it's happened. Not a matter of trying to be heavy, but I did find it kind of comical that when I posted about her back then, no responded or saw her. And not one fuk was given. LOL. Anyhow, no harm, no foul.

I read review on another site and them dirty ass feet. LOL. Big turn off. Now big head can't get pass the review. Even if Moses washes her feet.

**BusterHymen55** · 04-21-22 16:45

Originally Posted by FaceDownPro [View Original Post]

Cmon bruh, it's not that heavy to tell men they're a trip because nobody referenced your post from last year. Wish I'd saw it back then. Good looking out.

It's all good, dude. But it's not the first time it's happened. Not a matter of trying to be heavy, but I did find it kind of comical that when I posted about her back then, no responded or saw her. And not one fuk was given. LOL. Anyhow, no harm, no foul.

**FaceDownPro** · 04-21-22 15:33

Cmon bruh, it's not that heavy to tell men they're a trip because nobody referenced your post from last year. Wish I'd saw it back then. Good looking out.

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

You guys are a fukkin' trip! I swear! I posted about Ms. Elle way back in November and told the forum how good and legit she was! Post # 12,084. See below for reference.

**BusterHymen55** · 04-21-22 15:11

First of all, pics are from better days and long ago. I've seen her off and on the last several years and most encounters were good enough to warrant at least a repeat visit. But the last couple of times she was really out of it. Very high and incoherent. Bruises and scabs all over her legs. All of her teeth are rotted and / or missing. And this time her snatch had a very foul odor. I'm talking about literally three feet away as soon as she took off her pants it hit you in the face like a baseball bat! smelled like rotten and dead carp! No exaggeration! Gave her the C-Note that I promised her a HH (although I would have been well within my rights to reneged on our agreement and just leave her hanging but that's not my style) basically just held my breath and jacked off on her. Yes, she was that bad. Kind of felt sorry for her. But it is what it is. As soon as I start to leave, she's calling her dealer up and asked for a "20" to keep her high going. I just shook my head the whole time and on my way out the door. Never again. Good riddance. Chico, she's all yours pal! You can have her! And the rest of the forum for that matter as well!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...imore/79738941

**BusterHymen55** · 04-21-22 14:57

You guys are a fukkin' trip! I swear! I posted about Ms. Elle way back in November and told the forum how good and legit she was! Post # 12,084. See below for reference.

Originally Posted by BusterHymen55 [View Original Post]

She's legit. Pics are accurate for the most part. Several of them are from better days but a couple of them are very recent. She is the white woman in the ad. She told me that her account got hijacked and that is why there are several pics of that fat black chick towards at the end of her ad. I told her that this has been a recurring problem on EB as other female providers have had the same exact issues. Anyhow, she still looks pretty good (IMO) and service was excellent for me. Everything on the menu except for anal. Unless you want to pay a lot more. I ate her box out for a good 10 minutes. Kitty was wet, hot, and tight. And best of all, no odor. You can tell she tried to shave before I got there because there was razor stubble and sparse hairs on her snatch. LOL. I told her no need to shave on my account. I love a hairy box. Anyhow, she gave me some head, and then we did mish, CG, RCG, and K9!. Paid a C-note for a HH. She does have smoker's teeth (dark yellow-brownish color) but she is an absolute sweetheart of a lady (personality wise). I will definitely repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...imore/69717095

**UninspiringMan** · 04-21-22 14:05

Originally Posted by Youngster83 [View Original Post]

Either a certain hotel is a new hot spot or alot of fake adds have popped up. Hopefully not a sting. Just point out you watch your six.

There were talks of a massive police sting in Glen Burnie and Howard County a couple of years ago. I saw this one provider near BWI and she told me she's been laying low and was extremely weary. I hope this shit isn't happening again. It's already pain now to find a good regular.

**Alasqano** · 04-21-22 12:49

Originally Posted by TopJob [View Original Post]

I went to see her based on the positive review below. Excellent time! She's very chill and easy to be with. I thought she was better looking in person and younger than the photos but probably just my perspective. She was easy to contact and find. I plan to visit her again.

T. J.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...imore/80192027

Damage and location?

**FaceDownPro** · 04-21-22 11:36

Damn homegirl Is phat as shit to and those pics. Her ass that we hat in person or she just thick. I might have to Buss that move. Love them with a phat booty.

Originally Posted by TopJob [View Original Post]

I went to see her based on the positive review below. Excellent time! She's very chill and easy to be with. I thought she was better looking in person and younger than the photos but probably just my perspective. She was easy to contact and find. I plan to visit her again.

T. J.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...imore/80192027

**Top Job** · 04-21-22 10:18

I went to see her based on the positive review below. Excellent time! She's very chill and easy to be with. I thought she was better looking in person and younger than the photos but probably just my perspective. She was easy to contact and find. I plan to visit her again.

T. J.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...imore/80192027

Originally Posted by BigHorseDW [View Original Post]

I met this chick at a hotel on Pulaski. She opened the door in a sexy ass purple thong, the ass is as advertised. Details chat for a minute, get down to business. Started with a nice slow deepthroat which was surprising because I'm not the smallest to take. She has that three stroke pussy I had to stop several times so I could enjoy my hour. Pounded in doggy and watched that ass bounce. Pulled out she got on her knees and held her mouth wide open took every drop. She's cool and chill no billshit involved I will definitely repeat. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/c...-good/45493218.

**CitizenScorpio** · 04-20-22 22:56

Originally Posted by Rohrschak [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...imore/78792739

Really thought I was building something special and regular here but turned out to be a sore disappointment. Saw her thrice. First at her spot off Pulaski then next two times at my place. First encounter was jittery (new acquaintances kinda thing) but ultimately fun. Second time, she comes to my spot and it was almost like a date with her playing video games at my place before showtime. Third time she shows up looking like she's on "something". Slurred speech, complaining of nausea and dizziness but asks for the cash literally the moment she walks in the door. Then sits down on couch asking for 5 minutes to get her mind right because "if I stand up, I'll puke". Then cycles through saying a bunch of silly stuff to trigger me until she lands at "why don't we go back to my room". On an outcall. So she took over an hour to drag her sickly self here just to tell me to drive back to her place? Like you're here. How does that make any sense? You're magically going to stop being sick if we journey back to your incall spot? So I'm like just hand back the cash or half, go back to your spot, feel better and we can do this another day. Then she says "absolutely not". Can't say I didn't see that coming but hoped we'd found some sort of rapport and trust here based on building something regular. Needless to say, that conversation quickly devolved into her practically running out the door, cash in purse, screaming "I wasn't going to scam you if you just came to me" . Like, lady excuse me? Anyway, no time for drama. I remained calmly seated on my couch, didn't raise my voice, and simply asked "if you're not scamming me then what exactly are you doing right now? As she rushed out the door. As it's been said on here by many others, no amount of money is worth any confrontation with these women especially when they're moody and clearly coke'd up or meth'ed up, or hooked on whatever turns them into zombies.

So to sum it up. It is in fact her in the pics. It was fun while it lasted but she just might be batshit crazy or a savvy con artist who knows how to take advantage of a situation to cash and dash when it suits her needs. So YMMV drastically. In hindsight it looks like it was a very well laid out and artistic plan which would've been straight up made for tv comedy gold. If I wasn't the one getting played.

Stay safe gents and always think with your bigger head when s**t hits the fan.

Damn bro, sorry this drama happened to you. Way to be stoic and get her out of there with no further confrontation. These providers always are hustling backwards. She took a regular and ruined it by cash and dash. And now any monger who reads this review won't see her. SMH, a story as old as this country.

**DmvTrickGawd** · 04-20-22 21:22

Met this one a few weeks 410 back. Was a good time. 100 qv. Bbj. And cfs. Finished in bag. I plan 865 too go Back my next check. I just got my regular stuff. And didn't get video like. I usually do. Maybe next time. Number ends in 9271. Hit her up for pics.

**Youngster83** · 04-20-22 09:34

Either a certain hotel is a new hot spot or alot of fake adds have popped up. Hopefully not a sting. Just point out you watch your six.

**Rohrschak** · 04-20-22 00:11

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...imore/78792739

Really thought I was building something special and regular here but turned out to be a sore disappointment. Saw her thrice. First at her spot off Pulaski then next two times at my place. First encounter was jittery (new acquaintances kinda thing) but ultimately fun. Second time, she comes to my spot and it was almost like a date with her playing video games at my place before showtime. Third time she shows up looking like she's on "something". Slurred speech, complaining of nausea and dizziness but asks for the cash literally the moment she walks in the door. Then sits down on couch asking for 5 minutes to get her mind right because "if I stand up, I'll puke". Then cycles through saying a bunch of silly stuff to trigger me until she lands at "why don't we go back to my room". On an outcall. So she took over an hour to drag her sickly self here just to tell me to drive back to her place? Like you're here. How does that make any sense? You're magically going to stop being sick if we journey back to your incall spot? So I'm like just hand back the cash or half, go back to your spot, feel better and we can do this another day. Then she says "absolutely not". Can't say I didn't see that coming but hoped we'd found some sort of rapport and trust here based on building something regular. Needless to say, that conversation quickly devolved into her practically running out the door, cash in purse, screaming "I wasn't going to scam you if you just came to me" . Like, lady excuse me? Anyway, no time for drama. I remained calmly seated on my couch, didn't raise my voice, and simply asked "if you're not scamming me then what exactly are you doing right now? As she rushed out the door. As it's been said on here by many others, no amount of money is worth any confrontation with these women especially when they're moody and clearly coke'd up or meth'ed up, or hooked on whatever turns them into zombies.

So to sum it up. It is in fact her in the pics. It was fun while it lasted but she just might be batshit crazy or a savvy con artist who knows how to take advantage of a situation to cash and dash when it suits her needs. So YMMV drastically. In hindsight it looks like it was a very well laid out and artistic plan which would've been straight up made for tv comedy gold. If I wasn't the one getting played.

Stay safe gents and always think with your bigger head when s**t hits the fan.

**Horsetrader** · 04-19-22 12:20

Originally Posted by Thenocturnal [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure that a large portion of the ads asking for deposits are not girls at all. Just some mafiaesque wannabe sitting in a boiler room with a bunch of laptops in russia / China / India. Probably sitting in the chair between that Nigerian prince and the UN secretary General for bank fraud investigation.

Yes, I'm sure this is true. Once I challenged one who admitted they were in Thailand.

If anyone is tempted to move forward with a "deposit required" person, I suggest that you first require a brief video chat and request that they send their GPS location.

**FairFight** · 04-19-22 10:22

Some of the real providers are being stupid and requiring deposits too.

Originally Posted by Thenocturnal [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure that a large portion of the ads asking for deposits are not girls at all. Just some mafiaesque wannabe sitting in a boiler room with a bunch of laptops in russia / China / India. Probably sitting in the chair between that Nigerian prince and the UN secretary General for bank fraud investigation.