Massage Parlor Reports

[ChadZ1212]

I just got a message from one of the providers. She said someone came in and stunk and was pissed he didn't get laid.

I ask each and every member to take a bath before going to your favorite parlor. Even if you want a TS, still take a bath before entering.

I will address this topic at a later date. It's 2 for Tuesday and the AA is here. More than likely it will be a four or six pack night, whatever.

[BlueyesBluskys]

The ladies at CT Blvd are attractive but the photos posted are just stock photos.

What's the damage there, & ethnicity of the girls (doesn't matter, just curious. I'm an equal opportunity enthusiast?

[BbcLeroy]

For everything 3. She let me bang her twice. I think she's older. Flat chest long nipples. Infant delivery scar. She has condoms bring your own. Been here twice 50/50 if it's worth it.

What was the damage?

[GordonFreeman]

Anyone actually know if the girls are actually this hot and thick there.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/ma...y/347062818249

The ladies at CT Blvd are attractive but the photos posted are just stock photos.

[Xelajo]

After my last massage parlor disaster I needed guarantees. I headed to Spruce st in Manchester. Taylor was waiting, told her FS as the first time, gave her the cash and she accepted. I needed sex, I was ready to burst. Shoes off, walked me to the room. Told her no massage, I had condoms. Took my clothes off waited for her return. She came in saw how hard I was, she undressed and away we went. Started blowing me used too much teeth, like razors blades, teeth need to be filed. Put rubber on got her in missionary, tight pussy got my cock in and fucked her like a crazy man, was horny, I didn't last long, finished in the bag. She ran to corner rubbed sanitizer on her pussy. Glad I didn't lick her pussy. Came back to the table licked and sucked my cock til hard again. Cover on, Pressed her against the table and fucked her from behind. Got her back in mish started fucking her long and hard, man, I pulverized her pussy. Came in the bag, felt good. Told her I be back, didn't say no.

Atta Boy! Way to go!

[MaxThrust]

Anyone actually know if the girls are actually this hot and thick there.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/ma...y/347062818249

'FYI'. They're into handcuffs.

[Big Mac Daddy]

Anyone actually know if the girls are actually this hot and thick there.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/ma...y/347062818249

If only that were true! We all be camped outside waiting for the doors to open.

BMD.

[Vicr1911]

Anyone actually know if the girls are actually this hot and thick there.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/ma...y/347062818249

[Zombie835]

After my last massage parlor disaster I needed guarantees. I headed to Spruce st in Manchester. Taylor was waiting, told her FS as the first time, gave her the cash and she accepted. I needed sex, I was ready to burst. Shoes off, walked me to the room. Told her no massage, I had condoms. Took my clothes off waited for her return. She came in saw how hard I was, she undressed and away we went. Started blowing me used too much teeth, like razors blades, teeth need to be filed. Put rubber on got her in missionary, tight pussy got my cock in and fucked her like a crazy man, was horny, I didn't last long, finished in the bag. She ran to corner rubbed sanitizer on her pussy. Glad I didn't lick her pussy. Came back to the table licked and sucked my cock til hard again. Cover on, Pressed her against the table and fucked her from behind. Got her back in mish started fucking her long and hard, man, I pulverized her pussy. Came in the bag, felt good. Told her I be back, didn't say no.

What was the damage?

[Mighty Spearsman]

I had an experience regarding being stopped by law-enforcement after leaving an Asian massage spa late one evening and am sharing it here. It was awhile ago but the circumstances are relevant and could apply to anyone being stopped. No reason to disclose place as it could be any spa anywhere.

But how I handled it as it unfolded could be helpful to others in similar situations. To give it context it was near closing time. I was likely the last customer, it was a weekend night and I was driving in a new red sports car (a rental. Not bragging) but perhaps a little too conspicuous for the Po Po not to engage me. I spotted the car parked across the street in an empty strip mall across from the spa I just walked out of. When I pulled out of the parking lot they followed. Got pulled over (unmarked Ford Taurus with wig-wag lights) a plain-clothes detective comes to my drivers side while another stands to the rear of my vehicle.

A little intimidating, yes, but I just kept my cool as I was very relaxed from my session LOL. Cop asks for license & registration which I had ready, then asks me "Where am I coming from?" Well obviously he knew where I was coming from so my instant reply was "the massage spa right across from where you pulled out of". Letting him know I saw him pull out after me. He then asks "What'd you do there?" like we are pals shooting the shi t.

I hesitated but then my reply was "I received a very nice & relaxing massage" He replies "Oh yeah? . anything else?" My answer "It was very therapeutic as I have lower back pain and nerve damage" (all BS) "I recommend you check it out. Ask for the hard massage you'll sleep like a baby. I thought he would crap himself. He was literally speechless. It was funny. He didn't know what to say. Then I said "And you know what? Afterwards they gave me a bottle of water which is a nice touch" which I show him as I took a sip.

Think about it. He wasn't there. He doesn't have any knowledge of what transpired. He's just reaching and hoping I get scared and spill my guts.

He then goes back to the cruiser with the other cop guess he runs my plates / license to see if I got anything I had nothing he came back handed me my stuff and says "Have a good night". And walks away. Its over and I drive away. You're only guilty if you act guilty or tell them anything to implicate yourself. There is no law against getting a massage. That's what you went there for. Thats what you got. Nothing else. They can't charge you with anything cause they got nothing. Keep it simple stupid!

I know a lawyer will say don't say anything which has validity as well but your not a criminal for getting a massage and it's a business open in whatever city providing therapy to customers who are in need of relief. As long as you're cool and not a nervous Nellie fidgeting around like a psycho you have no reason to fear the police.

Hope someone gets insight from my story if something similar happens to them.

Peace.

Something similar happened to me back in the 1990's, I never posted about it as it happened before USA SG's predecessor world sex guide dot org was created by Jackson.

The cops were parked across the street, put their roof lights on and pulled me over as soon as I pulled out of the parking lot, so I knew it wasn't for a traffic violation. Used the same "I needed a massage because I have back pain" line which is at least partially true. The police ran the plates / license then said "have a good night. " As you said, keep it cool and everything should turn out ok (assuming your license, registration and insurance card are up to date and valid).

[BbcLeroy]

After my last massage parlor disaster I needed guarantees. I headed to Spruce st in Manchester. Taylor was waiting, told her FS as the first time, gave her the cash and she accepted. I needed sex, I was ready to burst. Shoes off, walked me to the room. Told her no massage, I had condoms. Took my clothes off waited for her return. She came in saw how hard I was, she undressed and away we went. Started blowing me used too much teeth, like razors blades, teeth need to be filed. Put rubber on got her in missionary, tight pussy got my cock in and fucked her like a crazy man, was horny, I didn't last long, finished in the bag. She ran to corner rubbed sanitizer on her pussy. Glad I didn't lick her pussy. Came back to the table licked and sucked my cock til hard again. Cover on, Pressed her against the table and fucked her from behind. Got her back in mish started fucking her long and hard, man, I pulverized her pussy. Came in the bag, felt good. Told her I be back, didn't say no.

[Fazone]

I had an experience regarding being stopped by law-enforcement after leaving an Asian massage spa late one evening and am sharing it here.
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Think about it. He wasn't there. He doesn't have any knowledge of what transpired. He's just reaching and hoping I get scared and spill my guts.
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I know a lawyer will say don't say anything which has validity as well but your not a criminal for getting a massage and it's a business open in whatever city providing therapy to customers who are in need of relief. As long as your cool and not a nervous Nellie fidgeting around like a psycho you have no reason to fear the police.
Hope someone gets insight from my story if something similar happens to them.

Peace.

Exactly! There's no law against getting a massage. Awhile ago, a spa in eastern Connecticut that I am very familiar with had gotten the attention of the police due to a customer complaint. One day the cops started stopping guys driving away from the spa. At least one guy choked and admitted to receiving sexual services. That was all it took for the hammer to come down on the spa. I assume that the police told the choker that he would not be charged with anything if he spilled the beans.

[HotDiggity]

Don't do that.

The justification to bust a spa is built up over weeks or even months. They don't raid or send in an undercover right off. They will begin with lower effort investigation or information gathering. They'll dig through the garbage of the business and look for condoms or wrappers. They'll stop customers as they leave and ask what they were doing. When the customer blabs everything, as you say you did, this builds the case against the business and provides justification for escalated actions like busts.

When they ask what you were doing at a spa, just decline to answer or say "Respectfully, I'm going to take the fifth". The outcome will be the same for you as the customer, but you won't build the case against the spa.

I had an experience regarding being stopped by law-enforcement after leaving an Asian massage spa late one evening and am sharing it here. It was awhile ago but the circumstances are relevant and could apply to anyone being stopped. No reason to disclose place as it could be any spa anywhere.

But how I handled it as it unfolded could be helpful to others in similar situations. To give it context it was near closing time. I was likely the last customer, it was a weekend night and I was driving in a new red sports car (a rental. Not bragging) but perhaps a little too conspicuous for the Po Po not to engage me. I spotted the car parked across the street in an empty strip mall across from the spa I just walked out of. When I pulled out of the parking lot they followed. Got pulled over (unmarked Ford Taurus with wig-wag lights) a plain-clothes detective comes to my drivers side while another stands to the rear of my vehicle.

A little intimidating, yes, but I just kept my cool as I was very relaxed from my session LOL. Cop asks for license & registration which I had ready, then asks me "Where am I coming from?" Well obviously he knew where I was coming from so my instant reply was "the massage spa right across from where you pulled out of". Letting him know I saw him pull out after me. He then asks "What'd you do there?" like we are pals shooting the shi t.

I hesitated but then my reply was "I received a very nice & relaxing massage" He replies "Oh yeah? . anything else?" My answer "It was very therapeutic as I have lower back pain and nerve damage" (all BS) "I recommend you check it out. Ask for the hard massage you'll sleep like a baby”. I thought he would crap himself. He was literally speechless. It was funny. He didn't know what to say. Then I said "And you know what? Afterwards they gave me a bottle of water which is a nice touch" which I show him as I took a sip.

Think about it. He wasn't there. He doesn't have any knowledge of what transpired. He's just reaching and hoping I get scared and spill my guts.

He then goes back to the cruiser with the other cop guess he runs my plates / license to see if I got anything I had nothing he came back handed me my stuff and says "Have a good night". And walks away. Its over and I drive away. You're only guilty if you act guilty or tell them anything to implicate yourself. There is no law against getting a massage. That's what you went there for. Thats what you got. Nothing else. They can't charge you with anything cause they got nothing. Keep it simple stupid!

I know a lawyer will say don't say anything which has validity as well but your not a criminal for getting a massage and it's a business open in whatever city providing therapy to customers who are in need of relief. As long as your cool and not a nervous Nellie fidgeting around like a psycho you have no reason to fear the police.

Hope someone gets insight from my story if something similar happens to them.

Peace.

[Rasmfrasm]

There's a Danbury board that might have info.

Appreciate it. I'm new here but not to the MPs. I know the Hartford side well. However haven't been to Royal in a minute. I'll give that another visit I think.

[Zombie835]

I'd love to enjoy it but it would help if I knew WHERE I could enjoy it.

If you want to eat go to Royal in east Hartford.