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[Hopontome]

Saw this in another forum, thought it was good.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[AlsRich]

Hello gentlemen, I've been a long time lurker and finally decided to join. So I figured for my first post I'd ask about Cassie the blonde. https://providence.skipthegames.com/...l/101883997275 Any info? I'd like to taker her for a spin.

[LBrad52]

She's back to her old place without the bathroom, at least for now.

WOW! That was quick, I saw her two weeks ago In Pawtucket. At a BnB Place was pretty decent, Just cluttered with a shit load of musical equipment.

I have seen her over the years, But when I saw her two weeks ago she looked a little weathered and withdrawn, She has lost a lot of weight and her eyes are starting to sink into her head.

[The Hunter]

https://warwick.skipthegames.com/fem...n/306813256781

Has anyone seen this one? I feel like I can recall her being spoken about but I can't find anything when I search for "star. " Any help is appreciated, thanks.

I have never seen her. Has good reviews on escort Babylon. Not sure how legit they are. I had reviewed her in the Lowell forum about a year ago. I was not with her but a girl she was working with. I went to their hotel me and the friend went in the bedroom and was doing our thing after I was done she was on the phone with a fellow monger berating him for asking for pics when he's too cheap to just come pay for it. Again I was not involved with her but that left a bad taste in my mouth. Hope this helps.

[YoungInRi]

https://warwick.skipthegames.com/fem...n/306813256781

Has anyone seen this one? I feel like I can recall her being spoken about but I can't find anything when I search for "star. " Any help is appreciated, thanks.

[YoungInRi]

Thanks. I guess I'll pass.

But regarding Ashley. I agree she's one of the best but I've not seen her in a long time either. And I heard she has a new incall. Now not in the basement and with a bathroom? How is she looking lately? Has anyone been to her new place, and does anyone who saw her lately have any info they can give us? Thanks.

She's back to her old place without the bathroom, at least for now.

[Lips1963]

We have similar preferences in level of service and I have seen Joelle a few times over the last few years. It had been a long time so about a month ago I made an appt. With her but did not have a great experience. She seemed heavily under the influence of downers / anxiety meds and so her cougar esque lust and prowess was entirely missing. She's a bit more weathered as well and without that lustful spark I had a hard time getting into it.

By my previous encounters, she just seemed checked out and going through motions. Poorly at that. Could have been an off day, off time but I probably would not repeat again or recommend her to anyone looking for her usual service.

I saw her a couple months ago during the day at a hotel in Warwick. Coherent, clean, all holes open. Chatted about other clients, including one named, so don't tell her too much info. Not in my top 3, but would repeat.

I also did not have a good experience with Joelle. When I saw her over 6 years ago she had a broken arm. She was drugged up on something. She looked beat up and she was just rushing our session so that she could go the the casino. She really sucked & not in a good way. You would be better off seeing the famous bathromless Ashley.

Thanks. I guess I'll pass.

But regarding Ashley. I agree she's one of the best but I've not seen her in a long time either. And I heard she has a new incall. Now not in the basement and with a bathroom? How is she looking lately? Has anyone been to her new place, and does anyone who saw her lately have any info they can give us? Thanks.

[Corky12]

She has been reviewed. I think in this forum and also south coast. From what I remember she's in her 50's.

I saw her 2 mo ago. Def in her late 50's if not early 60's. No daty, no dfk, couldn't do CG because of bad hip? No cim either. I hate to even say this, but not good looking in face. Of curse YMMV. But I won't go again. My. 02 cents.

[Willy O]

She has been reviewed. I think in this forum and also south coast. From what I remember she's in her 50's.

There is a recent review on that other site. While I can't read specifics the general consensus seems to be she is real and delivers but does look a bit older as mentioned.

[Mtn Bkr 29]

Curious is anyones seen her. She told me she's 40.

https://providence.skipthegames.com/...v/768098532085

She has been reviewed. I think in this forum and also south coast. From what I remember she's in her 50's.

[Newbie58]

My fake-dar is sounding loudly. Careful brother.

https://providence.skipthegames.com/...a/260307171013

I'm visiting RI and would like some info on this one if anyone has had any experience with her.

[PSlag56]

https://providence.skipthegames.com/...a/260307171013

I'm visiting RI and would like some info on this one if anyone has had any experience with her.

Pix are all over the web, (use G. Image tracking), phone number links to multple providers. Too many red flags for me, even though I would like to nail that ass.

[JDapper]

Curious is anyones seen her. She told me she's 40.

https://providence.skipthegames.com/...v/768098532085

[ChrisMason86]

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[Gianni Versace]

We have similar preferences in level of service and I have seen Joelle a few times over the last few years. It had been a long time so about a month ago I made an appt. With her but did not have a great experience. She seemed heavily under the influence of downers / anxiety meds and so her cougar esque lust and prowess was entirely missing. She's a bit more weathered as well and without that lustful spark I had a hard time getting into it.

By my previous encounters, she just seemed checked out and going through motions. Poorly at that. Could have been an off day, off time but I probably would not repeat again or recommend her to anyone looking for her usual service.

I also did not have a good experience with Joelle. When I saw her over 6 years ago she had a broken arm. She was drugged up on something. She looked beat up and she was just rushing our session so that she could go the the casino. She really sucked & not in a good way. You would be better off seeing the famous bathromless Ashley.