Escort Reports

[LBerkey]

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[WillieZee914]

I had googled a number and this site came up. New?

Or is it just pulling ads off of STG or 🐊🐊 ?

https://philadelphia.myescort.network/female-escorts/

[Yardeyaryar]

$700/ hr? LMAO these girls are completely nuts. Tryst is a joke of a site where girls charge triple what they should be getting.

It's just if they're born here. Any US girl thinks she's much more than she is. The Asians an South Americans that come up here are charging 1/2 or even 1/3rd what they would if they were born here, and they'll probably treat you better too.

My belief is that most US born girls are in retail or bartenders etc and are more interested in supplementing their income by working once a week.

If you make 600 a week bartending, and escort once a week for 700, that's about 940 if it were taxed, so they're equivalent 1540 or about 80 k per year. That's from 31 k to 80 k a year just by meeting a stranger once a week for an hour.

If you're making it your job, or visiting the US for a few months, you might be able to work 2 x a day 7 days a week. At 400 you're going home to your 3rd world country with 50 k after 2 months.

[Lance547]

Which one?

The link is gone. I knew who it was regardless but look in the background of the photographs she's literally on the corner of K&A by the homeless encampment.

[Da Slickster]

Go see Courtney she's the best chocolate around:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lphia/79569020

What's the damage for Courtney?

[AnonBuxz]

one of the links you posted is a streetwalker in Kensington. She's always on the corner of K&A.

Which one?

[FlyGuyEddie007]

$700/ hr? LMAO these girls are completely nuts. Tryst is a joke of a site where girls charge triple what they should be getting.

I get most escorts for qv 60 to 80 in the am mid week right before check out time. Best time to haggle.

[YoshiRed]

Thinking about connecting with this one.

Any intel? https://tryst.link/escort/kissa-stacks.

$700/ hr? LMAO these girls are completely nuts. Tryst is a joke of a site where girls charge triple what they should be getting.

[Pleck2]

Thinking about connecting with this one.

Any intel? https://tryst.link/escort/kissa-stacks.

Been thinking about it for a long long, even before I knew she was a pro. (Had seen her on SA and has a great kink vibe; knew she'd be expensive, but probably worth it.) Good luck. Love to read about your experience.

[MrMahalo1807]

Thinking about connecting with this one.

Any intel? https://tryst.link/escort/kissa-stacks.

[Lance547]

Anyone been w / any of these chicks recently?

https://philadelphia.skipthegames.co...h/001791703598

https://independent.com.listcrawler....lphia/79150478

https://independent.com.listcrawler....lphia/78475901

https://independent.com.listcrawler....lphia/74023521

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lphia/79505171

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lphia/79479294

I wouldn't see any of them and one of the links you posted is a streetwalker in Kensington. She's always on the corner of K&A.

Go see Courtney she's the best chocolate around:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lphia/79569020

[AnonBuxz]

Anyone been w / any of these chicks recently?

https://philadelphia.skipthegames.co...h/001791703598

https://independent.com.listcrawler....lphia/79150478

https://independent.com.listcrawler....lphia/78475901

https://independent.com.listcrawler....lphia/74023521

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lphia/79505171

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lphia/79479294

[HugeMat]

Did she used to work the ave?? She looks like it LOL.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lphia/79302038

[ReadyToTumble]

https://www.models-world.com/pennsyl...e-in-bensalem/

https://www.eros.com/pennsylvania/ph...7019.htm?cat=1

Funny thing is that those pictures on the step remind me of the houses in the Brookwood section of Bensalem.

It would be nice to find a NEW Bucks county girl.

[ChuckNarb]

There' s supposed Vietnamese escort that offers table showers and all sorts of goodies, she looks very dark skinned and sexy with obvious implants. But she only texts and the address is a thrift store. If you ask to speak or for a current photo they go dark.

Back in 2011 there was a guy who would put out the sane kind of info and robbed those who showed up. Just a heads up.

Stay safe out there.