Massage Parlor Reports

[GuidoBandito]

Was in the area and passing by so I stopped in again. Someone walked in as I was parking, but when I went in there were two women there, one gross one kind of slutty hot on the phone. I said I wanted her but she said to take the other one. I said no thanks and started to walk, she said she's busy and come back after 5 p. I didn't want to and said no thanks, just wanted a quick one from her. She looked annoyed but said "you done need massage" I said nope and she said, ok and took me back. Sat on table and let her jerk me off for 20 minutes until I came in her hands. Tipped 60. Left.

Did you have to pay the house fee?

[Member #7009]

Following you on my own posting. What does VIP mean in a massage ad. Like for HKPD? I got a text from a place. What do you get for 240 that 130 does not include? 130 goes a long way at #3045 HKPD.

2526 S H* St, Chicago 130 hhr 160 hr VIP 240 hhr VIP 280 hr Cash only.

Thanks for the tip from a couple of fellow mongers I checked out HK Door. 2 girls available, drew Amy at the first door (I think), cute little Chinese with an easy smile, small A's. Usual house fee for hhr plus 40 bucks for a nice BBBJ, well worthy it. Entrance from the back, Google Maps has a.

[GuidoBandito]

Was in the area and passing by so I stopped in again. Someone walked in as I was parking, but when I went in there were two women there, one gross one kind of slutty hot on the phone. I said I wanted her but she said to take the other one. I said no thanks and started to walk, she said she's busy and come back after 5 p. I didn't want to and said no thanks, just wanted a quick one from her. She looked annoyed but said "you done need massage" I said nope and she said, ok and took me back. Sat on table and let her jerk me off for 20 minutes until I came in her hands. Tipped 60. Left.

Did you have to pay a door fee?

[Eddinger]

Sorry. That sucks. I've been there a few times now and that's never happened to me. But it is a 45 min session not an hour, so I make sure to fuck her sooner and not fuss around.

Made it to Harmony last Friday for my first visit.

Went around lunchtime and man was that parking lot packed. Harmony is luckily tucked away far in the corner so you can mostly stay conspicuous but it was a little jarring right off the bat. Wore a mask from the car to keep some anonymity.

Front desk lady doesn't waste any time as she immediately will grab your hand and lead you to your room. Keep in mind the minute you walk in seems to be the start of the 45 minute clock which I found out the hard way (more to come).

Got a cute mid-30's girl in a very tight black minidress. I didn't ask her name. Started with table shower that seemed to go on forever. Lots of touching of the boys but in a mechanical way. Minute of dry off followed by 3-4 minutes in the sauna (first ever experience with this in a MP) which admittedly is really nice.

Back to the room and laid out $1. 6 and a cover on the table to indicate what I wanted. Maybe 5-6 minutes of back massage and then the flip. The dress immediately came off revealing a tight body. But with very bad bolt-on job with enormous dark scars across the bottom-center of each tit (plus a long dark scar from just under her sternum to her belly button.

[ChgSpaMan]

Made it to Harmony last Friday for my first visit.

Went around lunchtime and man was that parking lot packed. Harmony is luckily tucked away far in the corner so you can mostly stay conspicuous but it was a little jarring right off the bat. Wore a mask from the car to keep some anonymity.

Front desk lady doesn't waste any time as she immediately will grab your hand and lead you to your room. Keep in mind the minute you walk in seems to be the start of the 45 minute clock which I found out the hard way (more to come).

Got a cute mid-30's girl in a very tight black minidress. I didn't ask her name. Started with table shower that seemed to go on forever. Lots of touching of the boys but in a mechanical way. Minute of dry off followed by 3-4 minutes in the sauna (first ever experience with this in a MP) which admittedly is really nice.

Back to the room and laid out $1. 6 and a cover on the table to indicate what I wanted. Maybe 5-6 minutes of back massage and then the flip. The dress immediately came off revealing a tight body. But with very bad bolt-on job with enormous dark scars across the bottom-center of each tit (plus a long dark scar from just under her sternum to her belly button. Not to be a jerk but it definitely wasn't doing anything to get me going. Cover went on with a few minutes of CBJ and then she hopped on top for CG as I desperately tried to stay hard. Switched to mish for a few minutes and all of a sudden there was a knock and yell at the door and the girl pulled me out and said "time's up". It didn't feel like we were in the room for more than 15 minutes and I realized how much time got eaten up by the TS. No wipe off at all and left disappointed and still covered in oil.

Feels doubtful I'd come back. Experienced monger but first time in a place like this and wondering if I somehow made any time management mistakes.

My experiences there have been much better. Of course you went one the busiest times of the week for a K spa like Harmony. The mp was apparently new or a wimp for her to leave so abruptly.

[Jay117]

Made it to Harmony last Friday for my first visit.
all of a sudden there was a knock and yell at the door and the girl pulled me out and said "time's up". It didn't feel like we were in the room for more than 15 minutes and I realized how much time got eaten up by the TS. No wipe off at all and left disappointed and still covered in oil.

Feels doubtful I'd come back. Experienced monger but first time in a place like this and wondering if I somehow made any time management mistakes.

I've been to a lot of places, and I've never had a knock! Ever! I'd definitely avoid, but if you paid for 45, unless you were on top of her for a very long time, I can't even imagine. Worst case, I'd think the girl would stop what you were doing and finish things off by hand. And then wipe you off, offer you a water.

[OrdLover]

Went to 819 western and the girl tried charging me 200 for BBBJ and CFS on top of the 70 hr house fee. Silly because I went few days prior and it was 140 for BBBJ with CFS. Not sure if the 60 price hike was because she was in a bad mood or idk. Anyone else get price gouged? Not going back!!

Did you see the same girl? The house price is always posted somewhere in front. While the "tip" is up to both of you to agree to.

[DMichaels69]

There have been some favorable reviews of Princess spa in the forum but you have to try it and find out as everyone's experience is different.

Has anyone been to any of these places in Lakeview? How were prices / experiences?

[DMichaels69]

You made no mistakes. This is typical for a Korean spa.

Made it to Harmony last Friday for my first visit.

Went around lunchtime and man was that parking lot packed. Harmony is luckily tucked away far in the corner so you can mostly stay conspicuous but it was a little jarring right off the bat. Wore a mask from the car to keep some anonymity.

Front desk lady doesn't waste any time as she immediately will grab your hand and lead you to your room. Keep in mind the minute you walk in seems to be the start of the 45 minute clock which I found out the hard way (more to come).

Got a cute mid-30's girl in a very tight black minidress. I didn't ask her name. Started with table shower that seemed to go on forever. Lots of touching of the boys but in a mechanical way. Minute of dry off followed by 3-4 minutes in the sauna (first ever experience with this in a MP) which admittedly is really nice.

Back to the room and laid out $1. 6 and a cover on the table to indicate what I wanted. Maybe 5-6 minutes of back massage and then the flip. The dress immediately came off revealing a tight body. But with very bad bolt-on job with enormous dark scars across the bottom-center of each tit (plus a long dark scar from just under her sternum to her belly button. Not to be a jerk but it definitely wasn't doing anything to get me going. Cover went on with a few minutes of CBJ and then she hopped on top for CG as I desperately tried to stay hard. Switched to mish for a few minutes and all of a sudden there was a knock and yell at the door and the girl pulled me out and said "time's up". It didn't feel like we were in the room for more than 15 minutes and I realized how much time got eaten up by the TS. No wipe off at all and left disappointed and still covered in oil.

Feels doubtful I'd come back. Experienced monger but first time in a place like this and wondering if I somehow made any time management mistakes.

[JWankxxx]

Can anyone give me an idea of the rate for Melissa at CLM? For the full experience. I'd hate to go in and find out that it'll run me over 500, because I feel like I can do pretty well elsewhere for 500. Thanks.

Melissa is going to charge you anything crazy for all in, I think she is $100-$150 extra.

[Peaceender]

Has anyone been to any of these places in Lakeview? How were prices / experiences?

[Zagal]

Went to 819 western and the girl tried charging me 200 for BBBJ and CFS on top of the 70 hr house fee. Silly because I went few days prior and it was 140 for BBBJ with CFS. Not sure if the 60 price hike was because she was in a bad mood or idk. Anyone else get price gouged? Not going back!!

[DaveSanto2]

Made it to Harmony last Friday for my first visit.

Went around lunchtime and man was that parking lot packed. Harmony is luckily tucked away far in the corner so you can mostly stay conspicuous but it was a little jarring right off the bat. Wore a mask from the car to keep some anonymity.

Front desk lady doesn't waste any time as she immediately will grab your hand and lead you to your room. Keep in mind the minute you walk in seems to be the start of the 45 minute clock which I found out the hard way (more to come).

Got a cute mid-30's girl in a very tight black minidress. I didn't ask her name. Started with table shower that seemed to go on forever. Lots of touching of the boys but in a mechanical way. Minute of dry off followed by 3-4 minutes in the sauna (first ever experience with this in a MP) which admittedly is really nice.

Back to the room and laid out $1. 6 and a cover on the table to indicate what I wanted. Maybe 5-6 minutes of back massage and then the flip. The dress immediately came off revealing a tight body. But with very bad bolt-on job with enormous dark scars across the bottom-center of each tit (plus a long dark scar from just under her sternum to her belly button. Not to be a jerk but it definitely wasn't doing anything to get me going. Cover went on with a few minutes of CBJ and then she hopped on top for CG as I desperately tried to stay hard. Switched to mish for a few minutes and all of a sudden there was a knock and yell at the door and the girl pulled me out and said "time's up". It didn't feel like we were in the room for more than 15 minutes and I realized how much time got eaten up by the TS. No wipe off at all and left disappointed and still covered in oil.

Feels doubtful I'd come back. Experienced monger but first time in a place like this and wondering if I somehow made any time management mistakes.

[Mexidan]

Saturday around 4 pm, had 6 girls working I was told on the phone. Seemed slow when I went in, no waiting. Had Michele: cute face, b-cup, trimmed, a little cute pudge stomach. Went half hour. Awful massage, she seemed new at that part. On the flip did the brush. $1. 6 all in. CBJ, cg, standing mich. No English but seemed sweet. Not too rushed. I left happy.

[Member #7009]

Thanks for the tip from a couple of fellow mongers I checked out HK Door. 2 girls available, drew Amy at the first door (I think), cute little Chinese with an easy smile, small A's. Usual house fee for hhr plus 40 bucks for a nice BBBJ, well worthy it. Entrance from the back, Google Maps has a.