Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

You made no mistakes. This is typical for a Korean spa.

Made it to Harmony last Friday for my first visit.

Went around lunchtime and man was that parking lot packed. Harmony is luckily tucked away far in the corner so you can mostly stay conspicuous but it was a little jarring right off the bat. Wore a mask from the car to keep some anonymity.

Front desk lady doesn't waste any time as she immediately will grab your hand and lead you to your room. Keep in mind the minute you walk in seems to be the start of the 45 minute clock which I found out the hard way (more to come).

Got a cute mid-30's girl in a very tight black minidress. I didn't ask her name. Started with table shower that seemed to go on forever. Lots of touching of the boys but in a mechanical way. Minute of dry off followed by 3-4 minutes in the sauna (first ever experience with this in a MP) which admittedly is really nice.

Back to the room and laid out $1. 6 and a cover on the table to indicate what I wanted. Maybe 5-6 minutes of back massage and then the flip. The dress immediately came off revealing a tight body. But with very bad bolt-on job with enormous dark scars across the bottom-center of each tit (plus a long dark scar from just under her sternum to her belly button. Not to be a jerk but it definitely wasn't doing anything to get me going. Cover went on with a few minutes of CBJ and then she hopped on top for CG as I desperately tried to stay hard. Switched to mish for a few minutes and all of a sudden there was a knock and yell at the door and the girl pulled me out and said "time's up". It didn't feel like we were in the room for more than 15 minutes and I realized how much time got eaten up by the TS. No wipe off at all and left disappointed and still covered in oil.

Feels doubtful I'd come back. Experienced monger but first time in a place like this and wondering if I somehow made any time management mistakes.

[JWankxxx]

Can anyone give me an idea of the rate for Melissa at CLM? For the full experience. I'd hate to go in and find out that it'll run me over 500, because I feel like I can do pretty well elsewhere for 500. Thanks.

Melissa is going to charge you anything crazy for all in, I think she is $100-$150 extra.

[Peaceender]

Has anyone been to any of these places in Lakeview? How were prices / experiences?

[Zagal]

Went to 819 western and the girl tried charging me 200 for BBBJ and CFS on top of the 70 hr house fee. Silly because I went few days prior and it was 140 for BBBJ with CFS. Not sure if the 60 price hike was because she was in a bad mood or idk. Anyone else get price gouged? Not going back!!

[DaveSanto2]

Made it to Harmony last Friday for my first visit.

Went around lunchtime and man was that parking lot packed. Harmony is luckily tucked away far in the corner so you can mostly stay conspicuous but it was a little jarring right off the bat. Wore a mask from the car to keep some anonymity.

Front desk lady doesn't waste any time as she immediately will grab your hand and lead you to your room. Keep in mind the minute you walk in seems to be the start of the 45 minute clock which I found out the hard way (more to come).

Got a cute mid-30's girl in a very tight black minidress. I didn't ask her name. Started with table shower that seemed to go on forever. Lots of touching of the boys but in a mechanical way. Minute of dry off followed by 3-4 minutes in the sauna (first ever experience with this in a MP) which admittedly is really nice.

Back to the room and laid out $1. 6 and a cover on the table to indicate what I wanted. Maybe 5-6 minutes of back massage and then the flip. The dress immediately came off revealing a tight body. But with very bad bolt-on job with enormous dark scars across the bottom-center of each tit (plus a long dark scar from just under her sternum to her belly button. Not to be a jerk but it definitely wasn't doing anything to get me going. Cover went on with a few minutes of CBJ and then she hopped on top for CG as I desperately tried to stay hard. Switched to mish for a few minutes and all of a sudden there was a knock and yell at the door and the girl pulled me out and said "time's up". It didn't feel like we were in the room for more than 15 minutes and I realized how much time got eaten up by the TS. No wipe off at all and left disappointed and still covered in oil.

Feels doubtful I'd come back. Experienced monger but first time in a place like this and wondering if I somehow made any time management mistakes.

[Mexidan]

Saturday around 4 pm, had 6 girls working I was told on the phone. Seemed slow when I went in, no waiting. Had Michele: cute face, b-cup, trimmed, a little cute pudge stomach. Went half hour. Awful massage, she seemed new at that part. On the flip did the brush. $1. 6 all in. CBJ, cg, standing mich. No English but seemed sweet. Not too rushed. I left happy.

[Member #7009]

Thanks for the tip from a couple of fellow mongers I checked out HK Door. 2 girls available, drew Amy at the first door (I think), cute little Chinese with an easy smile, small A's. Usual house fee for hhr plus 40 bucks for a nice BBBJ, well worthy it. Entrance from the back, Google Maps has a.

[Mischif420]

Was taking a walk down Grand Ave during lunch last week and saw LS. I stopped and decided to take a peek. Buzz to get in and one late 30's woman at the front desk. I asked who was available but it was just her. She said her name was Lily. I decide to go for it. $. 50 entry fee for 30 min. Leads me to room and asks if I've been there before. I naturally say yes as I know the drill. I'm laying naked on the table face up as she walks in. She starts with a mild rub of my legs and then slightly rubs the boys and I grab her ass. She asks what I'm looking for and I say L3. She says $3 for L3. LOL! I started to laugh and said no thanks. I then ask for L2. She says nude L2 is $1 with cover. I said fine. So she leaves the room and comes back with a cover and slips it on and starts going to town. Not a bad CBJ but I've had better. After a few min she then asks me again how much I would pay for L3. I said $. 50 more (which would have put me at $2 all in). She says no and keeps blowing me. Then she stops again few min later and says $1 more for L3. I said nope. Keep blowing me so she does. LOL Then she's like ok fine $. 50. I said sweet. So I get up and hand her the extra $ and she lubes up. I entered her mish and went to town. She was really loud and making tons of noise which made me believe we were alone. I then carried her and nailed her while I was standing and finally fished her off in K9. I then laid back down while she brought me a hot towel and wiped me up. As she was near the boys she slid a finger in my ass and asked me if I liked it. I was like WTF? Warn me next time. Sheeesh! I said nah take it out LOL! She said for next time. WTF. LOL. I may repeat. She had a nice slim tight body with nice B cups but could only touch. No sucking / licking. Not bad for $2 all in but there are better out there. Good luck!

[Rick4530]

Any current places by Wicker park? North ave / Ashland. Is East are my best bet?

[Mayo Teru]

Grace Now in Carbondale. 318 e Walnut Our lose. All I can say is wow Great ass for a Asian. I had the experience of her great butt and body. From the moment I saw Grace. My jaw dropped too when she entered, I hadn't seen her in a few years. She wanted to please me and she did. She is a beautiful girl, with a great body, pretty face, great personality and she speaks English pretty good. My experience was off the charts except very little kissing. Nice round ass. Great massage maybe more nest time.

Glad to hear you had a good time but why exactly post this here? Carbondale is a 5 hour drive from Chicago. There is a Carbondale forum after all.

[Mayo Teru]

I'm going to be in Rockford in a couple weeks and hotel beds and travel always kill my back. Know anything out that way? Or near the NW side of town, closer to Rockford? Thanks.

Rockford has its own forum on here, just so you know.

[RyanE36]

Check out one of the Thai spas around town and get the Thai stretching. Usually therapeutic and good, near deep tissue pressure. However, they are legit. Two come to mind, one on Chicago Ave and the other on Lincoln Ave. Again, these are legit joints.

Search "Thai massage" in google maps, near West and Northwest side of the city, for more details.

I'm going to be in Rockford in a couple weeks and hotel beds and travel always kill my back. Know anything out that way? Or near the NW side of town, closer to Rockford? Thanks.

[Gopher88]

Grace Now in Carbondale. 318 e Walnut Our lose. All I can say is wow Great ass for a Asian. I had the experience of her great butt and body. From the moment I saw Grace. My jaw dropped too when she entered, I hadn't seen her in a few years. She wanted to please me and she did. She is a beautiful girl, with a great body, pretty face, great personality and she speaks English pretty good. My experience was off the charts except very little kissing. Nice round ass. Great massage maybe more nest time.

[SideTalker]

The intel on this board and on RubMaps is accurate. Emily was also back the last time I was there.

That the Emily that went to why Spa last year? She was the only one worth seeing at Grand IMHO.

[Jay117]

+50 for prostate, +100-150 cfs, +200 Greek. Dato her included in px of admission. She's super sweet. I'd date her. But at MILF status her pricing is a tad high. If you have the dough though, She's awesome.

Thanks, guys. That's a reasonable rate. They have a lot of women to choose from, but I really hate how the prices and menus are all different *and* not stated anywhere.