Massage Parlor Reports

**Da Doc** · 04-16-22 15:51

What's the go to FS LMP in area? Visiting soon.

**LaundryKing** · 04-16-22 14:50

I'll be in Miami for 2 nights for work. Staying downtown in the Brickell area. Anyone know where I can get a good massage in the area? Incall or outcall. AMP or Non AMP.

First time in Miami. Not familiar with the options.

Thanks.

**Unicef** · 04-16-22 13:47

Just checked two of my usual places along 8St near the highway and they're both closed.

**BigLuber** · 04-16-22 06:55

Originally Posted by GunnerX7 [View Original Post]

https://patch.com/florida/miami/man-...aping-employee

Wow, this dude may have just ruined the best AMP in all of Hialeah. Strange that his pic doesn't yet appear on the Dade county celerity page.

**GunnerX7** · 04-15-22 13:47

https://patch.com/florida/miami/man-...aping-employee

**Entreri** · 04-14-22 13:30

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

That's the old LMP, Beauty Sensations location. On the 2nd floor, east side of the plaza. It was a hot monger spot a few years back. I use to have a really fun time with a particular Colombian babe there.

Now it's an AMP, I haven't visited it as I'm busy elsewhere. But they advertise on Skip the games and elsewhere.

That's a good sign there's FS on the menu.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...5/820380714488

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3192627

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...iami-fl-142324#rubmaps.

The couple of times I have passed by they do offer FS. Its a decent spot, but I got spoiled by the Orlando AMPs and have a higher rating scale LOL.

**BigLuber** · 04-14-22 05:14

Originally Posted by Libertad16 [View Original Post]

Any good spots near airport? Has anyone been to this spot? Really close to where I am staying for work. Ty.

https://newdayspaasianmassage.busine...edium=referral

That's the old LMP, Beauty Sensations location. On the 2nd floor, east side of the plaza. It was a hot monger spot a few years back. I use to have a really fun time with a particular Colombian babe there.

Now it's an AMP, I haven't visited it as I'm busy elsewhere. But they advertise on Skip the games and elsewhere.

That's a good sign there's FS on the menu.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massa...5/820380714488

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3192627

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...iami-fl-142324#rubmaps.

**BigLuber** · 04-14-22 05:04

Originally Posted by Jack76 [View Original Post]

I just cracked myself up. I pulled up to an AMP on Coral Way amd as I was about to get out of the car, another dude parked a few spots over. He said a bit of a limp and looked like he was in some pain. Then I thought, that's the same walk I do! Maybe throw in a few side bends with your hands on your hips and a slight cringe. Particularly when there are people around as you enter or exit an AMP. Some one else must do this?

Yes, hilarious. As someone who studies human behaviour.

I have seen this several times, mainly from older guys, they don't want to attract attention, and don't want you to think that they're going in for hanky-panky.

So the walk into an AMP with a limp or slightly hunched over to have a "medical" excuse, wanting to be seen with sympathy, while they get FS inside.

Then there's the sexual slob mongers, they park right in front and boldly walk in like they were entering a Dentist office, no inhibitions.

They're there to f*ck.

On the flip side are the 18-early 20's newbies to life, not just mongering.

They'll hang out and ponder about venturing inside and then stumble there way to an over priced HJ and leave broke.

The ladies that have worked in AMP for a time know these stereo types well.

**Jack76** · 04-13-22 20:58

I just cracked myself up. I pulled up to an AMP on Coral Way amd as I was about to get out of the car, another dude parked a few spots over. He said a bit of a limp and looked like he was in some pain. Then I thought, that's the same walk I do! Maybe throw in a few side bends with your hands on your hips and a slight cringe. Particularly when there are people around as you enter or exit an AMP. Some one else must do this?

**Libertad16** · 04-12-22 22:46

Any good spots near airport? Has anyone been to this spot? Really close to where I am staying for work. Ty.

https://newdayspaasianmassage.busine...edium=referral

**BigLuber** · 04-10-22 02:13

Originally Posted by CueBall826 [View Original Post]

Why you get reported? Was that nasty comment towards me? Dam you're sexy when you serious about picking up some good WG. I hear you pick up stripper type hoes while I prefer thin WG.

No Lou, it had something to do with AMP dealings.

I haven't been with a WG in a while, the Asian ladies are more my thing these days.

But in the past I did any hottie, never mind her race or national origins, there ain't no prejudice in my dick.

**Unicef** · 04-09-22 14:53

Originally Posted by Tantra6969 [View Original Post]

What's the damages for Nuru? GFE FS? FIV?

TIA.

Not what I'd consider nuru. Great rub with a standard ending (felt real good tho). I didn't go for anything beyond that cause the damage was too high.

**CueBall826** · 04-09-22 12:24

Why you get reported? Was that nasty comment towards me? Dam you're sexy when you serious about picking up some good WG. I hear you pick up stripper type hoes while I prefer thin WG.

**BigLuber** · 04-09-22 11:24

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**EscortGuru** · 04-09-22 01:07

Went to the AMP across the street from Tamiami Airport next to the car dealership. Been there a few times, usually drop 1 rose total for 30 m w / a happy ending. Girls are usually attractive by AMP standards. I've inquired about more before and the numbers were always higher than I wanted to be at, but the chic I was with this time there was something about her. She had a very pale whitish skin, smooth and soft. Looked late 20's, short, and kinda pushy for tip, but I wanted her so I drop 2 roses on the table and she fitted me with a rain coat and spoke some crappy French and then got on top and started working my special muscle. A bit rushy so I told her face down and she agreed to roll up the raincoat by 2/3 rds. It came off inside quick, she was snug fit and it got intense despite her pushing for another rose to continue with no raincoat. I finished intensely deep inside her and she was understandably pissed so I left her another rose. Total damage 3 roses plus house fee.

I wouldn't do it again unless it was a 2 roses all in.